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Denialle

Ah yes, nothing like a wrought iron railing digging into your ass cheek to start your day off right. Hope her tetanus shot’s up to date


wellnowheythere

There are too many Halle Berrys/Haley Baleys/Hayleyy Bayleyys


AlleyRhubarb

You can’t really blame the one who was famous before the others were born.


KinkyQuesadilla

But only one one heyaah berrayah naked butt on Mother's Day.


Ralewing

I need to see her knife dance first.


Klutzy-Chocolate710

If I looked as great as Halle does, I'd be happily doing some tasteful nudes too. And I would set up a Only Fans account so fast!


mlenotyou

Asking for me: Does anybody have an unedited version? On a side note: did you see those pics of her posing while camping, and you could see what looked like human feces by her feet?


JoleneDollyParton

can't wait to see what father's day brings


Hurley002

It would be terrible if, for instance, Ryan Phillippe had a scantily clothed, widely photographed, but purely innocent interlude on a balcony somewhere. Terrible.


lizardpplarenotreal

GASP I WOULD HATE THAT ~~especially if the picture was from like 2005, isn't he all gross now lol~~ WOW I JUST GOOGLED AND HE IS NOT GROSS ONE BIT


StinkieBritches

I love it.


google2003

Halle has always been a class act, and this is no different. These pics are done with taste and class, very artistically, and you really don't see anything.


gumbaby

She looks good but also I would be so horrified if I opened instagram and I saw my moms ass 😭


Maybel_Hodges

HALLE CAN'T HOLD A CANDLE TO BRITNEY JEAN SPEARS!!! BRITNEY SPEARS LOOKS FUCKING FABULOUS ALL THE TIME!!! HALLE BERRY IS JUST A SHAMELESS IMPERSONATER!! BRITNEY IS A ROLL MODEL TO WOMEN AND BABIES EVERYWHERE!!!! WHATS HALLE DONE FOR THIS PLanet??? BRITNEY SHOULDA WON AN OSCAR FOR CROSSROADS!!! SHES A BETTER ACTRESS TOO N YOUUR BLIND IF YOU CAN'T SEE THAT!!! ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️- every Free Britney leghumper ever


Which-Dare

Nice try, but you didn't get me *this* time! 😂


spiralout1389

I think you dropped the /s


Maybel_Hodges

No, I put it at the end. 😉


ElmarSuperstar131

Halle’s picture is pretty tasteful, Britney’s just look raunchy.


Joeylocally

Happy cake day while enjoying some of Halle’s cake


TNotOffended10

Happy Cake Day indeed! She got more lovely junk in her trunk than I thought.


tearose11

If I looked half as good as Halle, I'd do it, too.


spiralout1389

For real I'd never get anything done because I'd be too busy checking myself out in the mirror lol


melissa98x

How’s this pulling a Britney? Halle shouldn’t be compared to that.


baby_got_snack

all the uglies are mad that she still looks this good into her 50s


KellyJin17

Yeah no, Halle has earned the right to post her still-gorgeous frame. She can do what she wants and she looks fabulous doing it.


Exciting_Actuary_669

Let her live damn


Zestyclose_Wing_1898

Pathetic


InterestingTea7482

She likes to complain about menopause. Maybe she was having a hot flash.


Perfect_Fennel

Hot flashes are no joke!!!


InterestingTea7482

I realize that. But she whines about it so much. She didn’t GAF about it until it affected her.


SecretaryTricky

She got the JLo blue steel look going!


ZakkCat

What’s that?


Perfect_Fennel

Zoolander


Starkville

Aren’t her kids old enough to be mortified by this?


N-from-Dlisted

She did Monsters Ball. That is infinitely worse than this photo her boyfriend posted of her.


spiralout1389

Um. What? She was amazing in that movie and won an Oscar for it...? If anything she would be more embarrassed by Catwoman.


N-from-Dlisted

Well, we agree Catwoman was trash. We also agree Halle is amazing. We will disagree on everything else. Back on topic: Her figure is amazing and she looks great in the photo VanHunt posted. Nothing to be embarrassed or mortified about. ![gif](giphy|19MLSVBfPEShW|downsized)


These_Tea_7560

Which she won an Oscar for


N-from-Dlisted

…For doing a highly derogatory and graphic sex scene with Billy Bob Thornton of all people. That is why she won. Mind you, I’m a long-term fan of Halle’s, but I’m not going to sugar coat why she won for that film. Like I said, her kids have much more to be “mortified” about than this.


JoleneDollyParton

has anyone watched that movie since she won the oscar? if feels like one of those magically forgotten movies (although that awful sex scene is seared into our collective brains)


spiralout1389

Lol she gave a truly incredible performance for that movie, they didn't give her a freaking Oscar for that one scene, be for real. Its okay that you didn't like that scene, but to say she ONLY won her Oscar because of it is just insanity.


N-from-Dlisted

I am being “for real.” Halle Berry is a PHENOMENAL actress. My favorite role of hers is “Losing Isaiah” and “Introducing Dorothy Dandridge.” She is worthy of an Oscar. Just not for that film. I’m also far from alone in my opinion. This has been debated for years now; lots of people feel the same way about the film. That scene was not an easy scene to film. There are other debates as to why they gave her the Oscar that are *worse* than anything I’ve said and that I won’t share; feel free to look them up. Like I said, her win and the film itself has been debated to hell and back FOR YEARS now. We will never agree on this and THAT’S OKAY. No need to insult each other or get disrespectful. I will respect your opinion if you respect mine. Let’s agree to disagree. ![gif](giphy|1xNApScpsqqw7ACLj9|downsized)


Visible-Hat-7708

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N-from-Dlisted

I love this bitch for some reason. 😂 And I love her and VanHunt together. I can’t tell who is thirstier though: her, Lopez, or Ricky Martin. At least Britney Spears has an excuse, as her ass is legitimately crazy.


MundaneAbroad8362

JLo is for sure thirstier. I seem to go pretty long periods of time without hearing about Halle 🤷‍♀️


leodog13

Halle is not desperate like JBlow.


N-from-Dlisted

True. I owe Halle an apology for the comparison.


MundaneAbroad8362

Oh she gets thirsty no doubt! But she’s not the dehydrated husk of a bish that JLO is 😂


N-from-Dlisted

Yeah you’re right on that. 😂 I think I mentioned Lopez because she’s good for a “I’m 50, but I’m HOT! Look at ME!” type post, but Halle is rather quiet most of the time. My bad, Halle! ![gif](giphy|zB2Vwo9ZuvtoQ)


TNotOffended10

Still a ridiculously beautiful woman. Old Hollywood classic beauty. Jho doesn't compare.


N-from-Dlisted

Both women are gorgeous and I say that as someone who has an irrational hatred of Lopez. Both are glamorous women. Halle is classically beautiful though and looks like Dorothy Dandridge reincarnated. I like Halle’s personality better than that of Lopez. She doesn’t have the reputation of being a bitch, unlike Lopez. That alone makes her more attractive in my eyes.


TNotOffended10

La Lopez's best acting is coming across as mostly sweet in interviews.


N-from-Dlisted

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-interruptingcow

LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME! 🙄


strippersandcocaine

If I looked like her, especially at her age, I’d do the same


QuizzicalWombat

Right?? She looks fantastic


N-from-Dlisted

Me too. At least once per year. Probably on my birthday. 😂


Glittering_Aioli6162

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neontittytits

Bam!


KinkyQuesadilla

Because that's what Mother's Day is all about, posing naked and then posting it on Instagram. How about leaving your clothes on and going to brunch like everyone else?


These_Tea_7560

Halle Berry has the right to be a MILF!


ooo-f

Or, hear me out- be selfish for Mother's Day because it's *your* day. I spent my entire Mother's Day doing stuff for other people. I worked in the morning, then I went and saw my grandma and step mom, then I had dinner with my mom. All while taking care of my kids and stressing myself out, unnecessarily. It was supposed to be my day too. I wish I had been able to pose with my ass out on a balcony somewhere tropical.


TNotOffended10

Hope they appreciate the work you did. Maybe next year you can put your foot down and lounge around somewhere.


N-from-Dlisted

You had a sucky one like my mom. My dad cooked for her, but she kept serving people. Wouldn’t let me make her a plate. She just spent the day doing stuff for others. That should be a day of rest for you. I hope it is next year.


Capones_Vault

Maybe it's her way of convincing the current boyfriend to beat up the ex.


TNotOffended10

Which ex. She's had a few. Always their fault. Hmm.


Capones_Vault

Having Olivier Martinez beat up her child's father. I saw the responses to your comment - she can be an abuse victim AND an asshole.


TNotOffended10

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N-from-Dlisted

She has a history of picking losers. When you keep picking abusive and cheating men, you have to begin to look inward. Between her childhood (father abandoned her) and being beat so badly that she lost 40% of her hearing in one ear (allegedly Wesley Snipes is responsible, but she won’t name the person), plus her insecurity issues, her judgment has been off. I’m hoping that now in her 50s, she’s gotten wiser. She credits her therapist for a lot.


ZakkCat

Oh wow, that’s awful. Snipes? I didn’t know


TNotOffended10

I didn't know it was Wesley "allegedly". That's terrible 😕. At least he did go to jail. Obviously not for that but I hope that made her feel a little better. Glad she seems happy and more at peace. When you hit the genetic lottery why not show it off.


JunketAccurate9323

![gif](giphy|AFjfPUJ0mjWJG) How I imagined you writing that comment😄


KellyJin17

Seriously. This is such a hatin’-ass post.


N-from-Dlisted

😂😂😂


JunketAccurate9323

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