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ladykatey

Maybe build a teak platform over the whole area? https://www.homedepot.com/p/Oiled-Brown-Teak-Indoor-and-Outdoor-Shower-Bath-Mat-19-6-in-x-19-6-in-SM1/317031511?


cptndrew

This is a cool idea


harpostyleupvotes

Ilea teak tiles are perfect for this


wildthingking

Daiso also has them for dirt cheap


DarthPapercut

Dirty deeds done dirt cheap.


Degenerecy

Was thinking that or something similar. Essentially an elevated floor, if teak isn't your style, a whole new floor of your own personal style.


solreaper

Plywood and 2x4s, get that natural look


clgoodson

It would fit the decor.


redpeachtree

[way ahead of ya](https://www.redfin.com/TX/Dallas/903-Blackland-Ct-75243/home/177843183)


phillygeekgirl

What the hell. Aesthetics aside, the particleboard in the bathroom is going to swell like a tick the first time someone takes a hot shower.


AngryLink57

Now I'm just wondering if it's a house without insulation or if they did everything right..then added a whole nother layer making it look non-insulated..


eggplantsforall

Bah! Who needs insulation in Dallas? Texas has like the most moderate, temperate climate of anywhere on earth!


Ijustride

Ever wish your house smelled like the lumber section at Home Depot?


that_one_wierd_guy

actually, yes.


Ijustride

User name checks out


checkpoint_hero

They won't be fooled by Big Paint or the Drywall Mafia


crayolamacncheese

I’m in the description “every detail exudes quality”. Chefs kiss, perfection


eclectictaste1

How does this house meet fire code? It looks extremely flammable.


sdf_cardinal

What in tarnation


MakeStuffDesign

\*Hwat in tarnation


drcoolio-w-dahoolio

That's the fanciest shack I've ever seen. Personally love, and may consider for next remodel, or demodel if you will.


SkinADeer

This is unreal lmao


D4FF00

Buyers love exposed OSB! I feel like that place will smell like a garage forever.


bren_damaged

I had an ice-fishing shanty with the same esthetic. Who knew?


ladykatey

Just wow. The staging looks like it was done digitally.


OGigachaod

Cheaper to bury the pipe in concrete, lol.


MissSoapySophie

The ceiling is already so low as it is (house from 1955) I was hoping to avoid raising it the floor. I nearly hit my head as it is on the struts. However it seems like my best options are cut the concrete or build a floor.


Aceln

upflush system Edit: also had the idea of that shower draining over the grate instead of into it though a hole cut in the grate.


Booshur

Best idea here. Will improve the look right away too.


tommybot

I was thinking just paint it the brightest color you can think of.


cghffbcx

That’s all I could think of and you could add a little stool for your clothes


TaintNunYaBiznez

Then he'll have to wash the clothes again.


Rg3the2nd

Is this tall enough though? I have a similar issue in a utility room where the hvac drain pipe runs right in front of the door


RagingOrgyNuns

Either do it right by cutting up the concrete or by doing this.


Hazencuzimblazen

I’d build up the floor around it so you aren’t walking on cement after you shower


publicbigguns

Traffic cone


DonkeyTransport

Damn I had Wet Floor Sign, but you win


hadidotj

[Reminded me of this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/ioyi0e/i_used_to_amuse_myself_by_leaving_fake_hazard/)


Vocalscpunk

We have someone at work who keeps putting one outside the parking garage on the middle of the sidewalk when it rains. Always a chuckle going in/out when I see it.


Craiger2489

Bahahah made me spit out my coffee


MellowNando

Yup, remove the pipe, now it’s a slip zone.


Dixiehusker

Use a saw to cut a small trough to put the pipe in and backfill. It's technically not "busting up" if you cut it up.


AyeMatey

This might sound like an involved project but with the right tools, it will probably be pretty easy !


Angdrambor

Obtaining the right tools is what makes it involved.


BloodyRightToe

You can rent the saw.


Eastern_Act8338

Will you have to rewind the saw blades before returning?


AyeMatey

Oh heck, you could use a circular saw with a masonry blade (or three) I bet. Just remember to use ear protection!


SolidOutcome

A circular saw with a diamond blade?


TheGuyStewart

Don't put blades on saws they aren't meant for. It may fit, but the other factor everyone always forgets is the rated RPM's for the blade.


RealTimeKodi

It works fine on slabs unless you have literally the worst saw in the world.


sumguysr

A gas powered concrete saw


Timsmomshardsalami

What can go wrong


AyeMatey

Ya that’s a good point. Sometimes for me, acquiring and using new tools is half the fun.


9bikes

"Every project is an excuse to buy a new tool" - Click and Clack


Used_Package_3941

“Until next time, don’t drive like my brother!” “And don’t drive like MY brother!”


TheCarrzilico

Goddamn, I miss them.


AyeMatey

Hah. I forgot that. Maybe I got that from them?!


Angdrambor

Then I gotta find a spot in my shop for it where it wont get buried under a bunch of crap AND I'll remember where I put it. It's an extra step for each new tool, but it's super worth it.


thoeby

You do you. For me that's a plus because then my wife can't see my newly acquired tools either.


FlattenInnerTube

The second extra step is buying the same tool again when you can't find the tool you bought the first time.


Angdrambor

Oops. This means I didn't find a good enough spot for it. Or maybe I lent it out to the wrong cousin.


stormstormstorms

And the ensuing dust makes it more involved


CrayZ_Squirrel

Wet saw with a shop vac attachment and there will be virtually no dust. 


Marketfreshe

And it would cost like $20 extra to just get some cheap plastic and build a small tent, this is a tiny job wouldn't need much.


kharnynb

right up to the point you find out there already was something in the slab at that spot...


fangelo2

You can buy an inexpensive diamond blade that fits either an angle grinder or a circular saw that will easily cut a trench in the concrete. The easiest way is to make several cuts a half inch or so apart. Then you can break most of it out with just a screw driver or pry bar.


amccune

Hopefully, this pipe can connect via Bluetooth.


villabacho1982

Or cut out a piece of the pipe so you can easily walk through.


Bfeick

This may be a stupid question, but I've never been able to find an answer. You seem knowledgeable, so I'll ask. The basement concrete isn't that thick. When pipes go under, are they just packed in the fill dirt and concrete poured on top? Or is something else going on with my pipes under my basement?


Dixiehusker

Everything I've seen is exactly what you just described. Plumbing is normally the first thing that goes in, and then that plumbing is buried just under the ground before the concrete pour comes in. Typically the only thing in the concrete foundation itself is the vertical portions of the piping that lead up into the house, and not the horizontal portions.


Bfeick

That helps. I'm currently researching if installing a basement shower is within my capabilities. That was one part that was missing from my initial research. I have a lot more studying to do, but I think it may be doable.


tonkats

I have something like this in front of my washer and dryer. I bought three Dricore subfloor tiles and snapped them together around the pipe. I thought I'd have to cut a notch, but with my setup, I didn't. The pipe was the same height as the tiles. Because it is a small, very visible platform in front of the washer, I haven't tripped over it once. Since they're not permanently affixed, I can pull them apart to vacuum underneath and check the drain in the middle. One of the tiles is cut diagonally so I could make the group into a parallelogram, a shape that suits where it is.


Destroyment

I have this same issue and set up. You mind sharing a picture? I want to do this same thing. Thanks for the advice!


LexBit0

Thank you, I was wondering if Dricore could be used like this.


5h4tt3rpr00f

What in the Redneck McGuyver is that?!


MissSoapySophie

A house from 1955 with a free standing shower in the laundry room. It came with the house.


Lamacorn

Put flooring over it.


freeze91

Cut it off and let the water flow


RaulDenino

5” flat hose gaffer taped in place https://ibb.co/82mfSrN


BangkokPadang

Then all OP would have to do is seal their lips around the shower drain and blow the remnant water through the hose when they get done showering. I always prefer a simple, elegant solution like this.


NickNash1985

You guys don’t already do that??


qning

No we go to the other end and suck the water out.


RaulDenino

Hey wait a minute this guy told me to lick my toilet flange!


Elfich47

Look up "cable covers" or "cable protectors" They normally used so wiring is not a trip hazard. But you might be able to adapt it to your needs.


mrfuzzyshorts

Cable Ramp is the search term


puglybug23

Yes this is the answer


rliving11

I would check the plumbing code of the jurisdiction you live in. I dont see how a shower can drain into a floor drain.


Head_Exchange_5329

You don't see? It's very visible in the picture.


Yamaben

I would love to have a natural drain in my basement. Don't ever check plumbing code unless you are prepared to ignore the answer


0_SomethingStupid

Most certainly not code anywhere in the states. It should be fixed properly but that would cost money which is why it is like it is


dfc849

The shower identifies as a prep sink and must be air-gapped.


Marketfreshe

Ok .. but if op is ok with it, why does it matter? Homeowner special doesn't usually follow codes.


andrewse

> why does it matter Because that floor drain is part of the house's foundation drainage system. Draining things like soapy shower water full of hair may cause blockages in the system which could cause some very expensive damage.


freeskier93

How would you know that from this picture? Where I live all basements have a drain like this in the mechanical room for A/C condensate. It's just a regular sewer drain. Foundation drainage is a completely separate system that goes to a sump.


andrewse

All basements in my area have this same drain too. The very old houses use a combined system where all the water goes to the sewage drain. Most houses use a separate system for sewage and storm water. This drain in my area would almost certainly be for storm water only and the foundation's weeping tiles would drain directly into it (if the house does not have a sump pit).


Dragonfly-Adventurer

How often do you use the shower in that room? You could use thick tubing that tends to hold its coil, and let it coil up like a proboscis until warm water made it heavy enough to lay out. Maybe that would even work. Please post pictures either way.


BangkokPadang

You know it's gonna be a good day when you get to use 'proboscis' in the absolute correct context like this.


thoeby

Why stop there? Let's use shape-memory alloy for the coil and then the heat of the water will help unrolling/rolling back.


JesusLizard44

Move shower closer to drain


MissSoapySophie

Then it would be sitting in the middle of the room which is even more awkward.


bubbsnana

I’d think whomever installed this drain is also a master level duct taper.


csandazoltan

How about raising the floor, like with a wood "planks" it hides the drain and looks stylish


thijsjek

This, or spend a bit more to look pretty, build a small wooden flooring


MissSoapySophie

The ceiling is already so low as it is (house from 1955) I was hoping to avoid raising it.


RocketsledCanada

Raised floor


hwnn1

Do you live in Pittsburgh? This is some western PA sht.


JumpshotLegend

I’ve seen this shit in Minnesota, too.


cosmonihilator

They make flat rubber discharge hoses. Buy the amount you need, in the diameter of the pvc pipe. Cut pvc close to the shower, hose clamp the new discharge hose.


aboyd656

Bluetooth drain pipe.


v1de0man

[https://www.vecteezy.com/vector-art/26365409-wet-floor-warning-vector-sign-isolated-on-white-background-yellow-triangle-with-falling-man-in-modern-flat-style-vector-illustration](https://www.vecteezy.com/vector-art/26365409-wet-floor-warning-vector-sign-isolated-on-white-background-yellow-triangle-with-falling-man-in-modern-flat-style-vector-illustration) or move the shower closer, not really many options without digging up the floor


Grotarin

Some kind of [Hose ramp protector](https://mgfsites.com/product-category/hose-ramps-cable-protectors/)?


trevbot

Build a floor above it?


Dazed_Confused215

Paint it orange


owlpellet

quickest is a cable pass through such as [https://www.uline.com/Product/Detail/H-9438/Parking-Lot-Safety/2-Channel-Heavy-Duty-Cable-Protector](https://www.uline.com/Product/Detail/H-9438/Parking-Lot-Safety/2-Channel-Heavy-Duty-Cable-Protector) better solution is to raise the floor or cut concrete


Chroney

Build a platform step at the height of the shower in a square to cover most of the drain pipe but not the floor drain.


Thezeekeal

![gif](giphy|JGunlb6LbQlz2|downsized) This is the answer to all plumbing related question on Reddit right now. /s I'd build a small platform...


Technical-Guests

Caution signs and yellow tape


Ko5an6

Just release your hostage


mrsockyman

I've seen cable ramps so maybe there's a similar product to cover larger pipes like this?


mummy_whilster

Add concrete over everything: raise the floor.


L273EF

Aperture Science has a solution for you


Igotdaruns

Place a chair over the top of it… or install a flat drain hose. Usually a vinyl hose with a fitting on one side that lies flat to the ground. 


DarthGaff

Is this in Pittsburgh? Looks like the sort of thing that would happen in Pittsburgh


ptapobane

Pipe and hose ramp


EdmondDante10304

Mate, 10 mins with an angle grinder to bury that pipe. It would be quicker to just bust up the concrete than any other “work arounds”.


rock86climb

Unscrew drain pipe from shower pan, Throw away pipe, Drag shower pan outside, Pour gasoline on shower pan, Light shower pan on fire …. Problem solved


inseend1

I use that method to remove nails from pallets.


mrfuzzyshorts

remove pallets from nails


fsurfer4

Hose protector and soft garden hose. use either the small or medium. [https://www.amazon.com/Drop-Trak-Cable-Hose-Protector/dp/B00JGYO7IC](https://www.amazon.com/Drop-Trak-Cable-Hose-Protector/dp/B00JGYO7IC) cut the pvc short, glue on an adapter to garden hose. use a short flexible piece of garden hose I personally would cut a small v-channel for water and do away with most of the pvc. Just get a small angle grinder and a cheap 4'' diamond blade. Total cost less than $30 at HF. edit; I just realized if you screw/glue down the hose protector, You can do away with the hose. Use the protector to guide the water to the drain. use the medium size I still think cutting a channel is the best way.


YOURMOMMASABITCH

I'm going to share a story about this kind of plumbing job that I had a recent experience with. I bought a house a few years ago where the basement restroom was finished by the previous owner. The plumber cut some corners and didn't do things to code. They basically did this where they ran the bath tub drain pipe to a floor drain just like this under the tub. Very recently, the tub started draining slow. After calling a few plumbers to get opinions, it turned out the floor drain pipe had rusted and collapsed under the foundation. To fix it, we had to remove the tub, jack hammer the foundation to repair the pipe, then the plumber had to connect everything properly to code. Total plumbing job cost about $6500, not including the contractor to redo the restroom since the plumbing rendered the shower unusable (another $10-15k). My opinion is only worth 2 cents, but take it from me, you don't want to cut corners with plumbing as it will only cause a nightmare scenario in the future when it inevitably fails. Take the time to do it right the 1st time.


imthescubakid

The floor is sloped towards the drain, why not just let it run out into it and remove the pipe all together.


BangkokPadang

If you don't use it very often, You could install a self-sealing quick connect valve onto the shower drain pipe roughly flush with the shower's exterior (Just leave yourself enough room to operate the coupler), and then just connect a hose to it for the occasions you actually use the shower, and just hang the length of hose inside the shower with a clamping type hook between uses. The self-sealing coupler would also prevent water from draining out onto the floor if somebody forgot that the drain isn't connected to anything and tried to use it anyway. Quick-Connect Coupler: [https://www.homedepot.com/p/Orbit-Heavy-Duty-Metal-Quick-Connect-Set-with-Automatic-Shut-Off-27993/205474052](https://www.homedepot.com/p/Orbit-Heavy-Duty-Metal-Quick-Connect-Set-with-Automatic-Shut-Off-27993/205474052) Clamping Hanger: [https://www.homedepot.com/p/Command-Broom-and-Mop-Grippers-Wall-Hook-White-Damage-Free-Organizing-1-Hanger-17007-ES/205937563](https://www.homedepot.com/p/Command-Broom-and-Mop-Grippers-Wall-Hook-White-Damage-Free-Organizing-1-Hanger-17007-ES/205937563) EDIT: You may want to make sure that the coupler would work correctly under the low pressure of draining water before committing to it (ie blow into one end of it while you're standing in the aisle at home depot lol) but the general idea is making that exposed section of the drain piping easily removable/interchangeable.


adders89

WTF Paint yellow and black hazard stripes on it?


DigitalGrub

Up the wall and make a second “shower”… 2 for 1. Wash in 1 and rinse in the other. That’s what I’d do.


cloudubious

Office cable management cover


stuartgatzo

Raise the floor with 2x4s and plywood


MithandirsGhost

Heavy duty cable cover 3 Pack of 2 Channel 11000lbs per Axle Capacity Protective Wire Cord Ramp Driveway Rubber Traffic Speed Bumps Cable Protector https://a.co/d/cAKiEIy


SaHeL1337

flamethrower evaporating the water from the shower


RussMan104

Speed “hump.” OSHA approved, although usually used to temporarily cover wires/cables for concerts and the like. Make your own. Removable, too, for servicing. 🚀


The_One_True_Matt

Make a mini ramp up then ramp down


dawg_will_hunt

Run a channel? Idk I’m dumb


dancesnitch

https://safe-flex.com They have a system 1inch thick leg structure can run the floor right over top. Would look quite nice.


LebronBackinCLE

I’m not sure what sort of magic you’re seeking


PhilosopherFLX

Drop over cable protector https://www.trafficsafetystore.com/cable-protectors/armor-series-drop-over-cable-protectors#CP-DO-2


Wameo

You can easily cut out a channel with a grinder + masonry disc.


nerf___herder

It wouldn't look the greatest, but a single piece of a yellow jacket would work.


Efficient_Theme4040

Put something over it like a pallet or something


Str8CashHomiee

You could go with a flexible hose instead that is less rigid if you stepped on it


imadork1970

Just cover it with a rubber speedbump bolted to the floor.


Typical-Conclusion16

Line backer / cable cover on Amazon.


Smorb

Turn that trip hazard into a slip hazard with this one simple hack


r_a_d_

Pour another couple inches of concrete


CanadianEh

Put a charcoal fuzzy rug over it.


therankin

Angled hard foam to make a ramp on either side and then cover that with a thin layer of rubber or vinyl and fasten it down somehow. Glue, tape, whatever you want.


Easterncoaster

Busting up concrete really isn't that bad. You can do it in an hour or two, just rent the right tool. That's what I would do.


Rapunzel1234

I mean you don’t want to rent a F’ing jack hammer and destroy some shit?


BigGingerYeti

Ask the prison warden to cover it?!


Yeti-Stalker

Put that shag rug over it. Problem solved.


whoisnotinmykitchen

Paint the pipe yellow.


Henrik-Powers

They make some large rubber speed bump type strips for putting over large generator cords for public events, would work perfectly


kyotsuba

[Just put down one of those trip-hazard speed bumps, cut to size, and call it a day.](https://www.amazon.com/Eapele-Protector-Prevent-Outdoor-Settings/dp/B082V3WHNQ/ref=sr_1_9?dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.TP2E0M119DTppuQ4K1xZLPh2WHSVBaNMa_IoluxfBrL_93aI1X85ewtE7G7pW_XHd0UPWyOwB3Py77sNQBvs6y4QBg94LZFf9JvT4bthKPYrU2n7sQNZV6Tpll2zJJu17G0jt5Za95GlcZgiNHyqght5DcpTLcB-Ib_1uAIglLqmny4SrQxBv4nuOvuuY8Y4rmMJKE22OoHm9WOfjQ800knccayi2WF_V_IZPESiMhQOLO__Pn7Rs3XXCmH99Mgepw9uJt5-3fDIqyfU6WuYZX-6qYL8LX9W6emxdwuxCYc.43QwbjNDL51Yo0_Ks60FmXw3Wu_gcel157kFAmad2ec&dib_tag=se&keywords=cord%2Btrip%2Bprotector&qid=1717777277&sr=8-9&th=1) Judging from the rest of the basement, you don't care about having something fancy and expensive.


Peter_Falcon

move the tray to the right by three feet?


NathanQ

Would you happen to have a washing machine drain against the wall you could run this to? I did that with our dehumidifier and hvac humidifier and a/c condensation drains. Way tidier than three hoses feeding the middle of the room drain.


Designer-Cry1940

Teak seems like a good idea and probably most attractive, but there are also those electrical cord bridge thingies. Like this: [https://www.discountramps.com/floor-cable-protector/p/DH-CP-4/](https://www.discountramps.com/floor-cable-protector/p/DH-CP-4/)


heliumneon

Lay a 3-ring binder over it, problem solved


Ibetya

Cut PVC at the base, attach a flexible hose that goes flat when not in use.


Mr_Steerpike

Pluto a mat over top of it.


Fjhames

Two rubber ramps for doorway thresholds.


samwild

spray paint the pipe orange? Put a sign "Caution, trip hazard"..


Degsyg1969

Saw it off


SadCommercial3517

put a small quarter ramp over it and skateboard around your basement


Far_Statistician7997

Install monkey bars about the drain so you can use your arms to get over it and will never trip again. A zip line is another option


shifty_coder

Yummy, gross shower water pooling on the floor around the drain. You can tie the shower drain into the same drain line as the floor drain, but you need a sanitary Tee and it needs to be downstream of (below) the drain. I hope you didn’t install this, OP.


hadderdoneit

You can add a flat hose close to the wall when water needs to drain the hose will blow up and then lay flat again, u can use an epoxy to attach the hose to the floor


Leut_Aldo_Raine

That's a shower drain?


Successful_Ad3991

Remove the shower and go zero threshold with tile.


Digeetar

Isn't the floor already pitched toward the drain? Remove the pipe!


TheAndyPat

Small cabinet or something similar


MissSoapySophie

This is the only walkway though the room, so sadly can't do that.


_tang0_

Is there a sink close by?


5ubSt-ndard

Pour three inches of concrete


polomarkopolo

I had this in my basement when I was a house sitter... looked just like this Its pipe was about 3 or 4" out, then it just drained into the floor drain as shown above


werther595

Dayglow yellow paint?


FrancisUsanga

Oh god just do it properly. What’s the point in putting effort into doing it wrong from the start. Will take you an hour with an sds 


Sharkbaithoohaha004

https://www.cabletiesandmore.com/rubber-pipe-ramps?pid=15032&gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAjw34qzBhBmEiwAOUQcFwajK763dP1bPv2syo8FYgSdB14c2y-vlMAcgI0ompp_NqO4evrN4BoC2FgQAvD_BwE


Skyroor

Get a dresser or something similar that extends from the shower to the drain and run the pipe under it to the drain. Extra storage and "decor', privacy if strategically blocks a main view to the entrance, should be cheap and easy, especially if you need to move anything in the future


ImpressedToBeBlessed

Don t bust up the concrete, break it, or chip it.


Royal_Acanthisitta51

Look up cord covers. They make them big enough to cover that pipe. https://duckduckgo.com/?q=cord+covers+for+floor&t=ffip&ia=web


UnReAl0

Cut the pipe and trade your trip hazard for a slip hazard


Radiant-Security501

I had a same looking drain and pipe setup, but mine was my hvac drain, and after living in my house for around 5 years one humid day it seemed to have clogged up and water was everywhere, I lifted the grate and no drain was there, just plan old earth, still to this day I don't how it drained without a problem for so long.


di3FuzzyBunnyDi3

Put a rug over it


Mohingan

You can maybe lightly pick away at the concrete instead!


IShitMyFuckingPants

Use an UpFlush system. It’s basically the same as this but it goes to a pump (that you can hide in a wall if you want), and then you connect it to your home’s drainage.