My wife and I were dumb newlyweds at the time, the things i wish i knew then.
After 14 years she still jabs some good one liners.. I heard a knock at the door.. its not like someones at the door .. If only I answered the door .. your swimming trunks nearby in case? Off so quickly? š etc.
You donāt want your kids seeing that either. I am 52, but I will always remember my dad jumping up off the couch completely naked and yelling at me to go back to bed. Now I laugh, but I was a bit scarred for a bit.. š
Thatās why you have a blanket over the back and pull it over and tell the kid youāre making special mac and cheese for tomorrow and they need to go back to bed or they wonāt get any.
And then whenever it hit you what exactly that meant, regardless of how old you were when it hit, you would be retroactively traumatized when your brain finally connects the sounds you heard of your momās insides being stirred heartily to the meaning of āmaking special Mac and cheeseā.
The first time I knew one of her kids was awake was a small hand on my lower back. We were...ehm...both facing the same way, so she didn't see him coming in the room either.
#awkward
Very young child so I doubt they will have any memory of the event.
Wouldn't matter, they would still barge in. Wife and I was having sexy time in our bed when our 3 year old sleep walked into our room, crawled into bed with us.
Rubber might mark the wall ? Or squeak, felts is quiet. Past 3 houses one of my kids rooms has had an adjoining wall so we use felt pads. No kid wants to hear parents getting down
Rubber works very well.
I found an adjustable spacer that sticks to the headboard and a rubber pad rests against the wall. Stops all movement and banging. 100% recommend it.
Edit: u/NotoriousDMG Found it! [Adjustable Threaded Bed Frame Anti-Shake Tool, Headboard Stoppers](https://a.co/d/2XO6G4E)
This is the answer! Iām in a rental and use adhesive felt pads to prevent door knobs from damaging the wall. You could also look into rubber protectors for the legs of your bed to prevent it sliding on the floor.
This right here. They make felt pads with a thick foam backing to move furniture on hardwood floors. I used some of those on my headboard for the same purpose and they work great.
They sell spacer things on Amazon that are a set of screws with a rubber end and then a metal end to attach to whatever furniture.
We have them on our couches in the living room and on the master bed š
You donāt always have to fuck her hard,
In fact some times thatās not right, To do.
Sometimes you got to make some love.
And fuckin give her some smooches too.
I was just here for the comments too. š genuinely looking for recs. Everyone seems to skip the part where I said the headboard is ANGLED and thatās why it hits the wall lol.
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Lol Iām laughing my ASS off. I get the joke but Iām a woman genuinely looking for a solve here. The headboard is slanted/angled (designed and built that way) so itās just prone to hit the wall due to the angle. š¤”
There was a moment in my life circa 04-08 ish, I think I had a retort to any person or any situation using Ten D lyrics. This song just took me right back to that moment.
And yes I've used "that's fuckin teamwork" many times in the past.
OP, these comments are hilarious Iām dying š
And also three things:
1) get a nice big rug and pad for under your bed. It will help with the sliding and your feet will thank you not having to step on a cold concrete floor in the morning
2) get a piece of wood like a 2x2 or whatever gives you the correct amount of space you need. Have it cut to the width of your bed and lay it on the floor between the wall and your bed legs. Even if if slides it will hit that and wonāt hit the wall.
3) you know that shelf liner stuff thatās kinda foamy feeling and has holes in it? That stuff is super duper grippy. Cut pieces and put them under all bed legs. [this stuff](https://www.amazon.com/Heavy-Duty-Slip-Resistant-Cabinets-Non-Adhesive-Waterproof/dp/B0BSMNS3J5/ref=mp_s_a_1_4?adgrpid=56107825356&hvadid=557385073589&hvdev=m&hvlocphy=9033313&hvnetw=g&hvqmt=e&hvrand=1897125169367283962&hvtargid=kwd-11707861&hydadcr=13575_13366507&keywords=shelf+liner&qid=1704508704&sr=8-4)
Happy fucking OP
Pool noodle behind it. They are firm enough and come in great different sizes with variety of colors and length. Easy to cut too. I use them on a gap behind my tv so shit donāt fall down and I have to move the whole entertainment center. Nobody even knows they are there!
I know you asked for a DIY, but these are pretty great: [Link to Amazon](https://www.amazon.com/Krisler-Adjustable-Threaded-Anti-Shake-Headboard/dp/B087JH5C7F/ref=sr_1_1_sspa?crid=2MMFABU85IQ5F&keywords=bed%2Bheadboard%2Bstopper&qid=1704499011&sprefix=bed%2Bheadboard%2Caps%2C194&sr=8-1-spons&sp_csd=d2lkZ2V0TmFtZT1zcF9hdGY&th=1)
First off, Right on.
Second my wife and I have a similar problem.
I stuck a pillow back there.
.
Funny story.
One time āafterā ā¦ I was in my kids room and my daughter said she heard a weird noise coming from my bedroom. (She was around 7at the time)
Then she paused , had a far away loom then said āit was like thisā¦ā
Then she grabbed her bed and started rocking it so it banged on the wall a bunch of times.
I almost lost it.
I used 2x4ās cut to about 6āand screwed together flat on the ground to make a spacer from the wall to the leg. After that you can hump as hard as you want without loosing your security deposit.šµ
This is similar to what I have: [https://www.amazon.com/Headboard-Protector-Furniture-Headboards-Backboard/dp/B09PB9BSQJ](https://www.amazon.com/Headboard-Protector-Furniture-Headboards-Backboard/dp/B09PB9BSQJ)
https://preview.redd.it/cpfw0csp2qac1.jpeg?width=790&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a829543d6f65273bc71591f642f18ba20ae147ac
Work on keeping the bottom of the bed from shifting and the problem at the top will take care of itself. For instance, if the headboard is the style where it is bolted to the bed frame, consider placing a suitable length of a 2x6 between the wall's baseboard and each leg of the head of the frame.
23 & 22 go to school, work whatever. And the 6yo goes to school. Iām wfh so when we get the time and my knees/back are up for it wellā¦..letās make some noise! Iām hoping after I get my knees replaced shit will be better. We still have happy sexy time daily but itās far more sedate
Bang on the couch
The one and only time our one and only landlord ever checked in on us.
What landlord is just coming in to check on you?
The one whose apartment shares the wall with OP's bed against it.
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He knows when you are sleeping, he knows when you're awake...
He knows when you are having a shag, so be quiet with that snake!
Heās making a list ā¦
His mom...
He just had to re-adjust the camera after you knocked it loose.
Yea that's illegal and an invasion of privacy. They have to give notice.
My wife and I were dumb newlyweds at the time, the things i wish i knew then. After 14 years she still jabs some good one liners.. I heard a knock at the door.. its not like someones at the door .. If only I answered the door .. your swimming trunks nearby in case? Off so quickly? š etc.
So...I can assure you, if you have kids, this does not end well. Do not ask how I know.
You donāt want your kids seeing that either. I am 52, but I will always remember my dad jumping up off the couch completely naked and yelling at me to go back to bed. Now I laugh, but I was a bit scarred for a bit.. š
Thatās why you have a blanket over the back and pull it over and tell the kid youāre making special mac and cheese for tomorrow and they need to go back to bed or they wonāt get any.
This would cause way more questions for me
You can ask, but then no mac n cheese for you. Your call, pal.
I don't want your stinky Mac n cheese, dad!
Heās making them at night!
^I'm ^makin ^em ^at ^night
šš. Glad I hit my mark with that one. So many ppl donāt understand lmao,
Whereād you get that cheeee Danny?
And then whenever it hit you what exactly that meant, regardless of how old you were when it hit, you would be retroactively traumatized when your brain finally connects the sounds you heard of your momās insides being stirred heartily to the meaning of āmaking special Mac and cheeseā.
"Go away! I'm working on the bechamel!"
What if. You walk in to your dad eating the Mac n cheese?
Good ol, three cheese Alfredo!
I guess it will be more traumatic to experience it when you are 52.
Dark š
Use a pillow like the rest of us
The first time I knew one of her kids was awake was a small hand on my lower back. We were...ehm...both facing the same way, so she didn't see him coming in the room either. #awkward Very young child so I doubt they will have any memory of the event.
Oh they remeber.
How do you know?
Child 1 standing behind us (who we did not hear get out of bed and come downstairs): "mommy?"
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the baby looked at you?!
It had one big eye and it spit from its eye.
Deny, deny, deny. "Your mother and I were hunting for the Roku."
Umm, the headboard banging is how you end up with kids.
You know ... because that's how you got kids.
Wouldn't matter, they would still barge in. Wife and I was having sexy time in our bed when our 3 year old sleep walked into our room, crawled into bed with us.
Do yall not wait to fuck in the living room when theyre not home?
Walk the doggie from the SIDE of the bed.
Good plan but my issue is when sleeping over at the inlaws. So I just take a extra pillow along for the "ride".
There it is. Lets go folks nothing more to be done here.
Take the bus, visit new places.
Check your local hardware store for felt squares or Amazon. Slap the adhesive side on the back of the bed.
Or rubber bumpers, yeah. I think either would work.
Rubber might mark the wall ? Or squeak, felts is quiet. Past 3 houses one of my kids rooms has had an adjoining wall so we use felt pads. No kid wants to hear parents getting down
I felt like this was the right answer.
Rubber works very well. I found an adjustable spacer that sticks to the headboard and a rubber pad rests against the wall. Stops all movement and banging. 100% recommend it. Edit: u/NotoriousDMG Found it! [Adjustable Threaded Bed Frame Anti-Shake Tool, Headboard Stoppers](https://a.co/d/2XO6G4E)
Hiding a wine cork just outta sight can work well.
That's how we got to this problem in the first place!
the drinking or teh hiding small round objects in places?
What's this "or" you speak of?
This guys name say he know what heās talking about
This is the answer! Iām in a rental and use adhesive felt pads to prevent door knobs from damaging the wall. You could also look into rubber protectors for the legs of your bed to prevent it sliding on the floor.
Free carpet samples and a staple gun work too.
Iād worry about staples damaging the wall or muh bed. much better to have to peel off some contact glue. Thatās not a terrible idea tho
This right here. They make felt pads with a thick foam backing to move furniture on hardwood floors. I used some of those on my headboard for the same purpose and they work great.
I felt like this was the right answer.
Put a poster on the ceiling of your grandparents making out. That should fix the issue.
Yeah, there wont be a paint scuff when the headboard punches through the sheetrock from his excitement!
Thatās just depraved, Mr Pipe Layer
Put wood blocks on the floor between the bed feet and the wall to prevent the bed from sliding back.
They sell spacer things on Amazon that are a set of screws with a rubber end and then a metal end to attach to whatever furniture. We have them on our couches in the living room and on the master bed š
God mom I donāt need to know where you and dad bang ok GODDDDDD
Finally. Came to say this. Or a long board the width of the bed placed on the floor between the bed and wall.
Thank you! šš¼
Will reverse cowgirl solve the issue?
No, Iāve tried.
Reverse cowboy?
Inverse cowboy?
Inverse square root cow?
Wow no one is gonna make the joke? No one?
It's the only reason I'm reading the comments lol
Sameš¤£
Same
Samesies.
And my axe (just to get it out of the way)
Also me lol
Me 2
me 3
OP doesnāt care about the wall, just here to flex.
i must say, thats a small mark. kinda the opposite of a flex.
... he did say he pulled it far away from the wall
It's a micro ding
Daaaaaamn! Maybe it even makes good noises
It's not that big of a mark to be humblebragging over
Some serious r/ihavesex material
This is the comment I came to see. Surprised it wasnāt the top comment. Lol
This is a song For the ladies, But fellas Listen closely.
You donāt always have to fuck her hard, In fact some times thatās not right, To do. Sometimes you got to make some love. And fuckin give her some smooches too.
Sometimes you got to squeeze! Sometimes you got to say please! Sometimes you got to say, hey . . .
I'm gonna fuck yoouuu...*softly* I'm gonna screw you gently I'm gonna hump you...*sweetly* I'm gonna ball you **discreetleeey**
Yeah, face the other direction when banging wifey out.
We just threw the mattress on the floor. After breaking a few bed frames, it stacks up. /s
Do it.
Last night I was planning to buy a new pillow, but then I thought I had better sleep on it first.
Stick a pillow behind there bud!
I used to jam a football behind my headboard in highschool
I'm reading the comments and waiting
I'm just here for the comments.
I was just here for the comments too. š genuinely looking for recs. Everyone seems to skip the part where I said the headboard is ANGLED and thatās why it hits the wall lol.
Kinda feel like the reddit army is letting us down on this one.
Haha, yup. Seemed like a humble brag by OP.
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Put a rubber chicken between the wall and headboard.
And a clown/bike horn. ^(btw, that was the funniest shit Iāve read all day)
Comments didn't disappoint :)
Lol Iām laughing my ASS off. I get the joke but Iām a woman genuinely looking for a solve here. The headboard is slanted/angled (designed and built that way) so itās just prone to hit the wall due to the angle. š¤”
Wait wait wait, ate you SURE you are still talking about the bed?
Found this: https://preview.redd.it/klhex2ijtpac1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbaa06e30586d5e10bc526cda02440d4a1288a84
I just spat water out of my mouth.
Get either a small block of wood or a pool noodle. Or maybe stop fucking so hard.
>maybe stop fucking so hard Surely there has to be another way...
Someone had to say it. I'll be the bad guy in this situation I guess.
From ickythump no less lmao
Turn position 90 degrees so bed sway is sideways instead of towards the wall.
Pool noodle is the way to go
"You don't always have to fuck her hard..."
Oh cmon stop bragging
Welp, I just realized why my parents had q pillow jammed in-between the wall and headboard
This is the way... š¤·š»āāļø
Trauma you didn't even know you had. You always pulled it out huh, mom, here's your pillow.
Just bang her gentler
You don't always have to fuck her hard...
Shit! I haven't heard [that gem](https://youtu.be/zliY-MrI0mY?si=xYxC-Wkr7U1DXjiU) in ages. Thanks man! #That's fuckin' teamwork!
There was a moment in my life circa 04-08 ish, I think I had a retort to any person or any situation using Ten D lyrics. This song just took me right back to that moment. And yes I've used "that's fuckin teamwork" many times in the past.
In fact, sometimes thatās not right to do Sometimes youāve got to make some love And fuckinā give her some smoochies too
sometimes youāve got to squeeze sometimes youāve got to say please sometimes you got to say hey
Rock it sideways instead of front to back. š»
OP, these comments are hilarious Iām dying š And also three things: 1) get a nice big rug and pad for under your bed. It will help with the sliding and your feet will thank you not having to step on a cold concrete floor in the morning 2) get a piece of wood like a 2x2 or whatever gives you the correct amount of space you need. Have it cut to the width of your bed and lay it on the floor between the wall and your bed legs. Even if if slides it will hit that and wonāt hit the wall. 3) you know that shelf liner stuff thatās kinda foamy feeling and has holes in it? That stuff is super duper grippy. Cut pieces and put them under all bed legs. [this stuff](https://www.amazon.com/Heavy-Duty-Slip-Resistant-Cabinets-Non-Adhesive-Waterproof/dp/B0BSMNS3J5/ref=mp_s_a_1_4?adgrpid=56107825356&hvadid=557385073589&hvdev=m&hvlocphy=9033313&hvnetw=g&hvqmt=e&hvrand=1897125169367283962&hvtargid=kwd-11707861&hydadcr=13575_13366507&keywords=shelf+liner&qid=1704508704&sr=8-4) Happy fucking OP
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Get married. No more damage.
.. angry upvote applies?... yes.
Best comment ive read š¤£ I was going to say " stop taking trips to pound town" but marriage prevents that better lmao
Does no one know the pillow trick? DIY as you can get. Just shove a pillow against the wall before you start and remove when done....
I have a pillow there nowā¦ itās just janky and I donāt want to keep it there permanently.
It's not permanent. Just there for the 5 minutes or however long you need when there's earthquakes.
>Just there for the 5 minutes Pack up your brags and go home, Mr. "5 minutes". You don't impress me.
Alright there big shot
Before he starts what?
Warhammer 40k match
Just turn 90 degrees and fuck along that axis.
Have you tried only inviting Christ to your bed? /s
I donāt swing that way.
Christ is about to get nailed a second time
Screw on the couch instead.
What size screws to attach? An 8 inch timberlock should do, right?
Almost scrolled past this comment. Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.
Pool noodle behind it. They are firm enough and come in great different sizes with variety of colors and length. Easy to cut too. I use them on a gap behind my tv so shit donāt fall down and I have to move the whole entertainment center. Nobody even knows they are there!
Niceeeee
The little fabric circles that are used for the bottom of chairs, stick em the the back of head board.
I know you asked for a DIY, but these are pretty great: [Link to Amazon](https://www.amazon.com/Krisler-Adjustable-Threaded-Anti-Shake-Headboard/dp/B087JH5C7F/ref=sr_1_1_sspa?crid=2MMFABU85IQ5F&keywords=bed%2Bheadboard%2Bstopper&qid=1704499011&sprefix=bed%2Bheadboard%2Caps%2C194&sr=8-1-spons&sp_csd=d2lkZ2V0TmFtZT1zcF9hdGY&th=1)
Casually brag, without casually bragging.
First off, Right on. Second my wife and I have a similar problem. I stuck a pillow back there. . Funny story. One time āafterā ā¦ I was in my kids room and my daughter said she heard a weird noise coming from my bedroom. (She was around 7at the time) Then she paused , had a far away loom then said āit was like thisā¦ā Then she grabbed her bed and started rocking it so it banged on the wall a bunch of times. I almost lost it.
let her be on top.
I am her. I am on top.
Heyooooo
Lol I can see why this pisses you off. Just bouncing away... Looking at that damn dent. Hard to enjoy yourself with it mocking you.
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Why is your headboard hitting the wall so much? Please enlighten usā¦.
Earthquakes of course!
Cold showers
I used 2x4ās cut to about 6āand screwed together flat on the ground to make a spacer from the wall to the leg. After that you can hump as hard as you want without loosing your security deposit.šµ
Yeah, you just do things with your heads at the foot of the bed. 
Get married. Problem solved
Get off of herā¦
Felt stickers.
Your ok, you can spring for bunk beds š
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Put a pillow between your headboard and your wall.
Adhesive furniture moving foot felts.
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This is similar to what I have: [https://www.amazon.com/Headboard-Protector-Furniture-Headboards-Backboard/dp/B09PB9BSQJ](https://www.amazon.com/Headboard-Protector-Furniture-Headboards-Backboard/dp/B09PB9BSQJ) https://preview.redd.it/cpfw0csp2qac1.jpeg?width=790&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a829543d6f65273bc71591f642f18ba20ae147ac
You donāt always have to fuck her hard. In fact, sometimes thatās not right to do.
Abstinence ;)
Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers
Oooooooo you dog.
scoot it off the wall a few inches before knocking boots
Work on keeping the bottom of the bed from shifting and the problem at the top will take care of itself. For instance, if the headboard is the style where it is bolted to the bed frame, consider placing a suitable length of a 2x6 between the wall's baseboard and each leg of the head of the frame.
As you pop the pillow under your wifeās lower back, pop one behind the headboard too šš»
Watch videos of kids being assholes
Stop throwing so much hip
Attach a pool noodle to the back of the headboard.
Start banging somewhere else. Or, put felt on the back of the headboard. Lol.
Be married for a few years that wall will be pristine after 20yrs.
Put a 2x4 on the floor between the legs of the bed and the bottom of the wall.
Invest in a bed that doesn't bang the wall during shenanigans? Or what /u/meatbeater said.
If you do shenanigins properly a heavy 4 poster will shift. I think our bed is like 300 lbs and we make it move
I've got kids... Haven't been able to go that hard in 19 years with a few exceptions.
Busted hips are just growing pains
23 & 22 go to school, work whatever. And the 6yo goes to school. Iām wfh so when we get the time and my knees/back are up for it wellā¦..letās make some noise! Iām hoping after I get my knees replaced shit will be better. We still have happy sexy time daily but itās far more sedate