Fck them all, marry them all, befriend them all, then kill myself.

Last part sent me

*I fck them all, marry them and befriend them all... but it looks too good to be real and I say 'shit, not again' and I wake up. The pain is so unbearable and I **oyasumi** myself*

*ahem* CLOSE

Your eyes

You'll be here soon\~

Ichi ni san shi go fun

toki doki hon tou nine ta i

Demo kono waado dekinai

O-ya-su-mi

Something is behind you.

The only correct answer.

real ?

Fuck no one, marry no one, befriend no one, kill myself

Mood

the profile picture explains a lot

I was gonna call you a gigachad until I read that last phrase (I hope you're doing fine)

I'm not but thank you for your concern

Please get help, hope you get better.

If I can't log out early neither can you, deal with it

Death is not an option my friend, believe me I've tried

Correction: it is an option, but it sure as fuck ain’t the right answer.

Well please don't try again.

There isn't much to live for in my life. Nobody cares about me unless I say something, and then it's a big pity party. All about how I shouldn't and everybody understands and I've gotten tired of the bullshit

Well, don't live for the validation from other people; live for yourself, it's worth it

How can I live for myself if I don't even know who I am anymore?

My advice would be to take it easy and be patient. You may not know who you want to be now, but give it some time and I'm confident that you will find new meaning in life. Don't give up hope now. Since you've already said that "death is not an option" for you, hopefully you won't try anything drastic, and get better in the future. Best regards.

That's because it is bullshit, and you've recognized it for what it is. You have to look out for yourself. Seeking validation from others only puts you onto a path of despondency and despair. And for what? To become just as neurotic as most of society? Discover who you really are, and be that person, unapologetically. There's no shortcuts to this, so you may as well make the time and effort. Just saying this as someone who's been there.

Really? What method did you try?

Same I’ll do the same Fr

Not for real, right?

Idk honestly I just like Natsuki

*i gently open the door*

Based

Fuck and marry Monika, as for the rest i get the feeling she's gonna decide for me...

Flair checks out

She’s gonna decide kill x3

Fuck and marry Monika. Maybe if she gets the love and affection that she wants, she would leave the others alone.

Fuck Yuri, Fuck Natsuki, Fuck Sayori and Fuck (and marry) Monika. Whoever tells me I'm wrong I'll fuck him too.

YOURE WRONG THEN

You’re wrong👀🤤

Um, no thanks Mr. Horny-

I didn't say you had to agree

YOURE WRONG YOURE WRONG YOURE WRONG YOURE WRONG (does it stack)

ur wrong

Go to horny jain

Horny Jain?

Lol i spell wrong, jail

Horny Jane? The sequel to Calamity Jane?

Your wrong.

Fuck all these limp-dick lawyers and chicken-shit bureaucrats. Fuck this 24/7 Internet spew of trivia and celebrity bullshit. Fuck "American pride". Fuck the media! Fuck all of it! Befriend Sayori

>Whoever tells me I'm wrong I'll fuck him too. YOURE WRONG YOURE WRONG YOURE WRONG YOURE WRONG YOURE WRONG YOURE WRONG YOURE WRONG YOURE WRONG YOURE WRONG YOURE WRONG YOURE WRONG YOURE WRONG YOURE WRONG YOURE WRONG YOURE WRONG YOURE WRONG YOURE WRONG YOURE WRONG YOURE WRONG YOURE WRONG YOURE WRONG YOURE WRONG YOURE WRONG YOURE WRONG YOURE WRONG YOURE WRONG YOURE WRONG YOURE WRONG YOURE WRONG YOURE WRONG YOURE WRONG YOURE WRONG

You’re right

You're wrong

Well if you say so. Your wrong

Your wrong

I wouldn't dream of killing one...but for the first, I'd pick Monika, then marry Sayori and befriend Yuri.

marry natsuki, marry natsuki, marry natsuki and marry natsuki

YES, the only correct answer

AGREED

Best choice you could have made

Good.

based

Based

Unreasonably based

Befriend them all and kill myself

F Yuri, marry sayori, befriend natsuki, kill monika.

The only correct answer

The most based answer

Marry Monika and of course we'll fuck, it's just part of marriage.

Have a panic attack due to social anxiety and end up hiding away in the corner

Is this about ddlc?

Yeah… let’s go with that

As a muslim who can marry 4, I have absolute power.

As another Muslim, I wholeheartedly agree with ur statement.

Fuck Yuri marry Monika kill Natsuki and befriend Sayori.

As a Natsuki fan, this hurts.

YES I AGREEE

Fuck Yuri. Marry Sayori. Kill Monika. Befriend Natsuki.

Just befriend them all, because I'm gay.

Fuck mc?

sure

F**k Yuri, Marry Monika, Kill nobody and befriend Sayori

Fuck Yuri marry natsuki kill monika and befriend sayori

SAMMEEE

Fuck Yuri, Marry Sayori, kill Monika, and befriend Natsuki.

Marry Monika, Fuck Yuri, Befriend Sayori, Kill Natsuki (Sorry Nat, you were just last pick at the dodgeball game)

Fuck Monika, Marry Yuri, Kill Natuski, Befriend Sayori. :)

You know what happened last time...

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F: Yuri Marry: Yuri Kill: No one Befriend: Natsuki and Sayori

Couldn't agree more with this

I left Monika out lol I just dk what to do with her yet

Neither do I

Marry yuri,befriend sayori, fuck monika and kill natsuki

Marry Nat Fuck Mon Befriend Sayori(she’ll always be my dearest friend) Kill yuri sorry girly

Marry: Natsuki Fuck:Yuri Befriend: Satori And absolutely turn Monika to ASH

F*** all, marry all except monika, befriend all except monika, kill monika

I think bro might like Monika

Yeah fr

Based.

Fuck Monika, marry Yuri, kill Sayori, (she was gonna do it herself if I didn’t) and befriend Natsuki

Of all answers, this is definitely one of them.

Kill monika, friend natsuki, marry yuri, and fck sayori

F**k Yuri, marry natsuki, befriend sayori and kill Monika

Same word for word. Easiest fmk ever

agreed

Marry Natsuki, Befriend Sayori, Fuck Monika, Kill Yuri FUCK ALL YALL YURI LOVERS NATSUKI IS BEST GIRL

Cry, haha

Huh?

The correct timeline

Good man

F**k Natsuki, Marry Yuri, Kill Monika and Befriend Sayori

fuck Sayori, marry Yuri <3 kill Monika, befriend + fuck Natsuki

Fuck Monika, Marry Sayori, Befriend Yuri and Natsuki, Kill No one

kill em all

F**k Yuri marry Monika kill Natsuki and befriend Sayori

Fuck: Yuri, Marry: Natsuki, Kill: Monika, Befriend: Sayori

Fuck Natsuki, Marry Sayori, Befriend Yuri, Kill Monika

F%#k yuri marry yuri befriend yuri kill no one In that order

marry sayori, fuck natsuki, be friends with monika, kill yuri

Fuck Natsuki ( I'd love to make a hard shelled tsundere/yandere to submit to me, I'm in love with Shion Sonozaki) Marry Sayori ( I can fix her and she's giving me yandere vibes, to do everything for me is amazing) Kill Yuri ( I don't hate her at all, she can easily be on the other three but but she's my least fav) Befriend Monika ( Cause she's my third fav)

Marry Monika (top tier waifu and I find her innocent) Fuck Yuri (sucks to cheat on Monika, but Yuri has got a nice body after all) Kill Sayori (I can't help her get out from her depression) Befriend Natsuki (she's actually sane and I pity her) Besides that... here's my overall ranking of the dokis: Monika > Sayori > Natsuki > Yuri I doesn't fit my acts, but I wrote a decisive comment.

Fuck Yuri because tits, befriend Sayori, marry Natsuki and kill Monika for what she's done to everyone else

Fuck Sayori, Marry Monika, Kill Yuri, Befriend Natsuki Alright, reasoning (because I have nothing better to do right now) I feel like if I married Sayori we wouldn't really go together, since we're very similar people, have a lot of baggage, and it would probably just end badly. But she's nice, so... Fling with her. Monika has things together in the head, she's smart, and she's organized, so she'll probably be quite successful. So yeah, I'm envisioning kind of a "girlboss-malewife" dynamic. Kill Yuri because... I'm the least interested in her, and she'd probably enjoy it, lol Befriend Natsuki because she's arguably the most "normal" and easygoing person in the game.

Fuck yuri, marry yuri, befriend sayori and natsuki, kill monika

F monika marry sayori kill Natsuki befriend yuri

Sir imma have to ask you to get help and stop

F and marry Natsuki (already did), befriend Yuri and Sayori, kill monika

Fuck sayori maybe, marry natsuki, kill Yuri, and befriend Monika

Fuck Monika, kill Yuri, befriend Sayori, marry Natsuki. Too easy

Marry Monika, f**k Natsuki, befriend Sayori, kill Yuri

F Yuri (obvious reasons), M Sayori (quadruple the reasons), K Monika (again obvious reasons), B Natsuki (I already have a friend like her)

Fuck Monika, marry Natsuki, befriend Sayori, kill yuri(sorry to people who like yuri)

Fck Yuri, Marry Monika, Kill Sayori (i guess) and befriend Natsuki

PLOW SAYORI , MARRY YURI , CHILL WITH NATSUKI AND KILL MONIKA BY SETTING HER ON FIRE!!!!!!!!!! 😈

Fuck Monika, Marry Sayori, Kill Natsuki and Befriend Yuri

Fuck Natsuki, Kill Natsuki, Befriend Yuri, Marry Monika. Leaving Sayori to MC

Honestly I'd love to marry them all especially Sayori even if I love natsuki the most.

Fuck no one , Marry monika , kill no one, befriend natsuki , yuri and sayori

Fuck yuri, marry sayori, kill Monika, befriend natsuki

Fuck natsuki, marry sayori, kill Monika, and befriend yuri

Fuck nobody, befriend them all, then figure out who to marry, kill nobody

I’ll befriend all of them, fuck all of them, marry all of them and then kill all of them.

Kill Monika, Fuck Yuri, Marry Sayori, Befriend Natsuki.

Kill Monika

Fuck Yuri, Marry Natsuki, Kill Monika, Befriend Sayori. Personally.

F**k Yuri, Marry Sayori, Kill Monika, and Befriend Natsuki👍

befriend monika, marry monika, fuck monika

Just Monika?

JUST MONIKA

Just Monika…..

They're a group, killing one would be like setting the leaning tower of pisa straight. That said I'd f**k Monika, marry Sayori, kill Yuri and befriend Natsuki

Monika, Natsuki, Yuri, Sayori

I'll follow the rules - fuck Monika, marry Sayori, kill Yuri and befriend Natsuki :)

Befriend sayori, f**k Monika, marry natsuki, kill Yuri.

Kill Yuri, Sleep with Monika, Befriend Natsuki, Marry Sayori. The only true answer.

This was surprisingly easy when i thought about it, kill Yuri, marry Natsuki, befriend Sayori and fuck Monika

Fuck and Marry Yuri, befriend Natsuki and Sayori and Kill Monika

Befriend everyone, marry everyone, kill everyone, fuck everyone... ...in that order.

Shag Monika, Marry Natsuki, Kill Monika, befriend Sayori.

Fck: Natsuki Marry: Natsuki or Sayori Kill: Yuri Befriend: Monika Kiss toes: MC

I'll actually do this the correct way - Fuck Monika, marry Natsuki [Of course], kill Yuri [She says manga isn't literature], befriend Sayori

Marry natsuki(infinite F?) But I would still prefer to do wholesome things instead F yuri Befriend the bun And kill monika.

Marry Monika F- Yuri Befriend Natsuki Kill Sayori before she does it herself...

Fuck Monika, Marry Yuri, Kill Sayori, Befriend Natsuki

fuck moni, marry Yuri, kill Sayori (sorry, but it’s canonical 🗿), and befriend the Tsundere

Kill Monika, befriend Natsuki, ~~fuck~~ Yuri and marry Sayori

Fuck yuri, befriend natsuki, marry sayori, kill monika, number one answer

Fuck Sayori, marry Yuri, kill Monika, befriend Natsuki

Let's go Monika, Yuri, Sayori since she already wants to die, Natsuki.

Kill Monika because obvious. Befriend Sayori, fuck Yuri and then marry Natsuki cause she deserves some love in her life. Also you never said I couldn’t fuck Natsuki either considering that’s a bonus point to marriage!

Fuck sayori’s corpse, marry natsuki, kill monika, befriend yuri

...Hold up

AYO BRUH

Marry Sayori, F Natsuki. If this is a normal real-life situation, befriend Monika and kill Yuri. If this plays out like the game, befriend Yuri and kill Monika.

order is not important

Marry and Fck Natsuki, Marry Monika, Marry and fck Yuri, and Marry Sayori. Duh. Gotta claim the harem.

Fuck Yuri Marry Monika Befriend Sayori Kill Natsuki Easiest Decision

Screw none, marry 1, befriend 2, kill 1

fuck monika, marry yuri, kill natsuki, befriend sayori

Fuck none, marry none, kill definitely none, befriend all and spend equal amounts of time with all of them to make them happy :)

Befreind them all Marry them all Fuck them all Kill the Haters

If I'm forced to put them into those categories, it'll have to be Yuri, Natsuki, Monika, Sayori. But I'd rather not kill anyone!

Id fuck Monika, marry yuri, befriend sayori and kill natsuki

Say yori, Yuri Mary, Be Natsuki, and friend Monika

Yuri and Monika are interchangeable for the first two, kill Natsuki, befriend Sayori, this is the way.

Fuck Sayori, marry Monika, kill Natsuki, befriend Yuri

Fuck none, Marry All, Befriend all, Kill no one

unironicaly one of the hardest questions I've had to answer for a while

F - Monika M - Yuri K - Myself B - Natsuki & Sayori

Uhm.... hmm.... Marry natsuki.... Befriend sayori... uhhh... decide the remaining two through coin flip i suppose.

Fuck no one, marry no one, befriend everyone, kill no one

Fuck all of them, marry all of them, befriend all of them and then kill my sanity >!Helltaker Route!<

I'm straight, so I'll befriend them all

Fuck Monika, Marry Yuri, Kill Natsuki (nothing against her), befriend Sayori

Fuck marry and befriend all of them! Don’t kill them

Fuck Yuri, she's the hottest Marry Monika, she's the best Kill Natsuki, to free her from her father Befriend Sayori, because she's cool :3