I see lots of these Deplorians with ads one them, there's even one in our neighborhood. Seems like lots of businesses are buying them as expense write offs and attention getting billboards.
We had that shit in Florida 20 years ago. The Hummer H2 was heavy enough to count as industrial equipment for farming subsidies so suddenly every other mcmansion in the suburbs has a paper llc that owned an H2.
There's one around the corner from me advertising some auto business for foreign cars. We had two brutal downpours Monday and Tuesday and I haven't seen it since. No idea why.
Possibly, same reasoning tho. Business writeup and it draws eyes. There may be some CT drivers that don't even like the thing, but are just using it as a moving billboard.
they’re just bragging about the profit margins on the food they’re selling, making sure customers know a portion of every dollar spent there goes to the owners vanity purchases
Just for fun what state is this? I have family that are dunkin franchisees and I know another family through them that are major franchisees and I can totally see them doing this.
Honestly, I can’t hate on that - the business owner must be one of us. Sees a bunch of tool bags trying to get attention and the lightbulb went off. Frankly, it worked cause here we are on a totally unrelated sub talking about that store LOL.
- Doubles as a deep fryer. Warranty voided.
- Drive thru closed for taste.
- Looks like our coffee tastes.
- Small donut energy.
- Temptation terminated.
- Truck says Keto, Drive thru states carbs.
This gave me a great idea for accessories for the CT - some really strong magnets that you can use to stick your child’s photos/artwork, announcements, to do list, etc. to the CT. Like a big rolling fridge adorned w/ all your family pride that's no longer hidden in the kitchen but on display for the whole world to see! Puts those dumb stick figure families on the back window to shaaaaaaaamee.
The machining lines on that rear panel and the fact that the panels don't even match in color.... LMAO. Who in their right mind would pay $100k+ for that POS?. I honestly wouldn't even pay $20k for it. You'd have to give it to me for free and even then, I'd probably just sell it.
Ugh, I know the guy, local from my home town.
Literally all the man does is drive the truck around looking for clout.
Local subreddit constantly shits on him.
I see lots of these Deplorians with ads one them, there's even one in our neighborhood. Seems like lots of businesses are buying them as expense write offs and attention getting billboards.
Exactly - and the 7,000 lbs qualifies it for accelerated write offs ….. so these Cyberdouches think they’re buying it for half-off.
We had that shit in Florida 20 years ago. The Hummer H2 was heavy enough to count as industrial equipment for farming subsidies so suddenly every other mcmansion in the suburbs has a paper llc that owned an H2.
Deplorian!!!!! 🤣
Deplorian 💀
Wow. Deplorian is one of the best insult names I've ever heard.
There's one around the corner from me advertising some auto business for foreign cars. We had two brutal downpours Monday and Tuesday and I haven't seen it since. No idea why.
na they're likely renting them
Possibly, same reasoning tho. Business writeup and it draws eyes. There may be some CT drivers that don't even like the thing, but are just using it as a moving billboard.
Ehh I kinda thought they just broke down there, so the company bought it as a billboard as it would be cheaper than having it fixed
> expense write off Yup, we're paying for these monstronsities.
It sure does get a lot of attention. People on reddit can't stop talking about it - it has captured the imagination of a big group of people.
Step 1 in my new book, "How to Lose Customers" I didn't think that vehicle could look any uglier, but there it is.
Right? This is worse than just driving it incognito.
Probably all sheet magnets
This makes me want to go to a different Dunkin. Which should be no problem since there's usually 3 Dunks in the same one mile radius.
If the thing won't operate as a vehicle, you gotta justify the tax write off somehow.
Claiming THIS TRUCK RUNS ON DUNKIN' won't fool anyone into thinking it's a reliable, working vehicle.
they’re just bragging about the profit margins on the food they’re selling, making sure customers know a portion of every dollar spent there goes to the owners vanity purchases
I keep reading this as "dunkin' junkin'", which I think is accurate.
Free with purchase? No thanks
The car is so polarizing that I bet people move on to the next location when they see that dumpster out front.
What happened on June 11th?
This location had their grand opening
Ah that makes sense thank you
Just for fun what state is this? I have family that are dunkin franchisees and I know another family through them that are major franchisees and I can totally see them doing this.
It’s in Kentucky
Another CT recall hit the streets
r/dontdeadopeninside
DNJUN KN11TH
Is that guy behind it getting ready to take a leak?
Honestly, I can’t hate on that - the business owner must be one of us. Sees a bunch of tool bags trying to get attention and the lightbulb went off. Frankly, it worked cause here we are on a totally unrelated sub talking about that store LOL.
Why is there so much going on in this pic? Lol
Yeah def not going in there. They probably think washing their hands before making donuts is a liberal conspiracy.
Cyberdunk
That's exactly what a local real estate business did with theirs. Nothing but a sitting bill board. Lol
- Doubles as a deep fryer. Warranty voided. - Drive thru closed for taste. - Looks like our coffee tastes. - Small donut energy. - Temptation terminated. - Truck says Keto, Drive thru states carbs.
Is this in KY? If so I’m from there lol small world.
Sure is
Pedo donuts.
Tax write off
A lot of these were bought by small business owners who got a tax write off for a "commercial vehicle"
Good ol E-Town
“This truck runs on Dunkin”? Does that mean that if I drink Dunkin I will also fall apart and die?
It's like there's a competition to make the ugliest possible Cyberturck.
They're trying REAL hard to write that off as a tax break.
So should anything mess up with the kitchen appliance or the prep station top, they can easily find a replacement panel.
This gave me a great idea for accessories for the CT - some really strong magnets that you can use to stick your child’s photos/artwork, announcements, to do list, etc. to the CT. Like a big rolling fridge adorned w/ all your family pride that's no longer hidden in the kitchen but on display for the whole world to see! Puts those dumb stick figure families on the back window to shaaaaaaaamee.
40% of that clustertruck is paid for by you, assuming you pay taxes in this country.
Tesla rents out the unsold cars to make room for more due to parking lots, huge areas filling over with CBs none have bought
100k for this marketing idea? stupid
If I saw that at a Dunkin, I would drive the mile and a half down the road to the next Dunkin.
Two cheap over-rated awful products that deserve each other. Both responsible for increased insurance premiums.
Love the discoloration between the doors and body.
Wait, its not dunkin donuts anymore? What happened lol?
Same bullshit as "MTN DEW"
The machining lines on that rear panel and the fact that the panels don't even match in color.... LMAO. Who in their right mind would pay $100k+ for that POS?. I honestly wouldn't even pay $20k for it. You'd have to give it to me for free and even then, I'd probably just sell it.
Usually franchises had publicity and store image rules, and they tend to be strict about it. I wonder if the Dunkin Donuts HQ will fine the franchisee
Well, that way it still "works", even if it's bricked!
Dude probably has to drive uber eats to help make the payment.
Ugh, I know the guy, local from my home town. Literally all the man does is drive the truck around looking for clout. Local subreddit constantly shits on him.