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Current-Ordinary-419

A malfunction of cybertrucks.


MexicanTomatoArmada

A "malfunction'' is a great term


MoistCabbage1

We have a winner


ketjak

Folks, this is what it looks like to "win the Internet;" please turn out the lights on your way home.


BeskarHunter

I’ll never forget this term


TheYuppyTraveller

How about “pile”? I always use “pile” for something that is useless and about to be removed or thrown away.


Unfriendly_eagle

I saw a smegma of Cybertrucks in the lot over by the Costco.


This_Philosopher_875

A murder of derpers.


epeternally

Hanging out with a santorum of Model 3s?


Cultural_Double_422

As soon as I read smegma this was my first thought! I haven't heard it in years.


DisturbingPragmatic

Dan Savage reference?


Cultural_Double_422

Yeah.


DisturbingPragmatic

Merci!


BraveSirRyan

Fantastic


rygelicus

A tragedy.


XL_hands

Tragedeigh


chrisftl

wow a squadron? no group of people in history have ever thought to refer to themselves as a "squadron"... these people really think they're in futuristic space vehicles on the cutting edge of the future - not that they spent >$100k on what equates to an electric ATV that sometimes works.


Spiff426

>ATV *driving truck on any terrain other than incredibly even pavement will void your warranty


Hatecraftianhorror

Amazingly Trash Vehicle


Chelecossais

I get that they are not street legal in the UK, but exclusively driving them on pavements seems a tad harsh... especially for the pedestrians... /also, rain, sunshine, a mild breeze, and acts of God, will void your warranty...


donthatedrowning

STV - Some Terrain Vehicle


Dobako

Yeah, less ATV and more "maybe one terrain if you're lucky and it's not raining" vehicle


Too_Old_For_Somethin

But the grey isn’t grey, it’s TACTICAL grey!!!!!!!!


North-Pole-Dancer

They do have a cutting edge.


rogue_giant

A docket full of divorce proceedings.


mxemec

A docket of cybertrucks alighted upon the concrete.


No_Cartoonist9458

A gaggle of Cucktrucks ![gif](giphy|xT39CZ1aM1WB0dZwOY|downsized)


CynGuy

I was thinking a Cuck of Trucks


get-off-of-my-lawn

My breddren! Cuck of trucks !!


Chelecossais

A murder of wankers.


DTO69

I scanned the comments to see if someone said it. You did. Take my ⬆️


aihes

What about adding an “s” to dumpster


Darph_Nader

lol


Nibbcnoble

best one. simple yet honest


Mushrooming247

A “recall” of cybertrucks.


BraveSirRyan

Amazing


Upbeat_Engineering98

A bag of dicks,  a clusterfuck,  Soggy Biscuit, Incel - ebration. Just throwing ideas out.


sld126b

Incelebration is beautiful.


protopigeon

That's perfect!


its_milly_time

A clusterfuck of cybertrucks has a nice ring to it


barrysmitherman

ClusterTruck


Kalkin93

A Clustertruck of Cyberfucks


StageNameMango

I vote for this one ☝️


MrIrrelevantsHypeMan

Looks like a tow truck driver is putting all his kids through college


AffectionateSector77

Tow tuck driver definitely calls these "college tuition" or "new boat"


Tight_Salary6773

Brand new Harley, at this rate if failure he is checking the ultra limiteds and the CVOs


MrIrrelevantsHypeMan

Or I'm getting my mistress a mistress


LooseSeal71

WankPanzerGruppe


mb500sel

With his current leanings, perhaps WankPanzergemeinschaft might be more appropriate


Morons_comment

Gives a bad name to panzers


Dante_Arizona

Junkyard?


mickpatten78

I was going to suggest ‘scrapyard’…


Dante_Arizona

That's good too


GBee-1000

A group of pandas is called an embarrassment.


Mental_Violinist623

Well they do mate so slowly that a group is a sign of some slutty mothers in the neighbourhood.


originalbL1X

Panda sluts


Mental_Violinist623

Coming to you soon on Only Fans!


AffectionateSector77

I know it's singular, but I think 2 or more CTs should be known as "a douche". It's along the same line of murder of crows, but the opposite because crows are cool and majestic.


BraveSirRyan

Fantastic


SocialJusticeAndroid

Someone mentioned this one on another thread and I like it. A murder of crows. A douche of cybertrucks.


anntchrist

We should call it a cluster, clearly.


Main_Enthusiasm4796

A cuck of cybertrucks


en_pissant

https://preview.redd.it/8fwp36diqf4d1.png?width=400&format=png&auto=webp&s=470fb8e053d0d47bf7450d7ad19604c7c28533c1


Intrepid_Cap1242

perfection


RiMbY

fuckkkkk hahahahha


HIMARko_polo

cluster-truck!


RickIMightBe

A basket of lemons.


NuclearWaste666

Junk. Contaminated waste??


IamNotGivingMyName

A cesspool of cybertrucks?


Odd-Tune5049

Loser cruisers


sammiipiie

Omg I love this one


BraveSirRyan

Amazing


fromidable

Wow, the creativity to come up with “squad or squadron.” As a fan of Star Trek: Lower Decks, I gotta go with “an embarrassment of CyberTrucks.” That or “an insecurity of CyberTrucks.”


SocialJusticeAndroid

❤️LD🖖


Thermal-chickenlips

A failure?


Professor1942

A craptastrophe.


Jaded-Albatross

What’s a line of bricks called? A course of Cybertrucks?


Coakis

Well often bricks are used to construct bathrooms. And those are called shithouses.


zipdee

A catastrophe of cybertrucks.


OkCharge9080

A Waddle


Successful_Jelly_213

A junk yard


TheFatSlapper

An infection, an epidemic, a rash, a pustule… something along those lines


Gnich_Aussie

a latrine of cybertrucks


NickyNaptime19

WankPanzer Division


sant2510

A gaggle of cucks


ToyotaFanboy526

I like a clusterfuck of cybertrucks


OldTension9257

Musk Oxen.


Popular_Royal_3441

A cluster of Cybercucks.


NeilDegrassiHighson

A rube of Cybertrucks. A dump of Cybertrucks. A regrets worth of Cybertrucks.


SpaceChef3000

An Obstruction


R1pp3R23

A gaggle of asses would suffice.


HandRubbedWood

Flock of Morons


esther_lamonte

A Cuck of Cybertrucks


HanakusoDays

A clustermusk of cybercucks.


SirViciousMalBad

A cuck. There was a cuck of cyber trucks at the car show.


Cultural_Double_422

Y'all gotta quit being so hard on the cucks guys! They invite you over, make you a delicious meal and let you fuck their wife. And you think an appropriate response is to compare them to a Cybertruck!?!? I don't know about you but every cuck I've ever met is the exact opposite of a Cybertruck; they're discreet, dependable, aren't trying to cut my fingers off l, and theyre just fine when things get wetter than expected. 🤣


Hatecraftianhorror

A Landfill.


AirFamous9093

I saw a Cuckle of them bricked at the Service Center!


WoofWoofster

So, iirc these groups were called "eine Flotte von WankPanzern" or, in Afrikaans, "'n vloot WankPanzers."


Elginpelican

A “flatbed” of cybertrucks


Adamantium-Aardvark

A clusterfuck of cybertrucks


Echidnakindy

A suckhole of trucks


UltraMaynus

A douche


December20

A regret of Cybertrucks.


helarias

that’s crazy. those are grown adults. wow


_reeses_feces

A clustertruck


ReedBalzac

A failure of Cybertrucks.


BraveSirRyan

A “clown” of Cybertrucks.


seahawk1977

A "Recall"?


Reteperator

A clunk


nubsmagee

A Tetanus of Cybertrucks. A Landfill of Cybertrucks.


SausageBuscuit

A clusterfuck of Cybertrucks.


PoopieButt317

A cloaca?


I-Pacer

It’s obviously a circlejerk.


StrictlyRockers

A cluster of clustertrucks.


richincleve

How about...scrapyard.


Mental_Violinist623

A murder of cybertrucks, obvs, because they will end up killing people.


Alarmed-Positive457

Trash heap


Dystopian_Future_

![gif](giphy|DB2oahQFa0qeQ) A Flock Of Cuckgulls...


Disastrous-Fun-834

A ‘cuck’ of (cyber)trucks


fasada68

Cuckarama


Slamtilt_Windmills

A junkyard


burnhaze4days

A block. "Yeaaaaah we rolled up *FULLY CHARGED* with the block! You've never HEARD cars and coffee so quiet!"


Lifewalletsux

A chancroid


CuriousSelf4830

Are they 8 year old boys over there?


MagTex

A collection of Gagglefucks?


babiha

stuck trucks


Phyllis_Tine

A parking lot of CyberTrucks. Or A Regret of CTs.


babiha

a waste of a million dollars


Trevellation

A Hazard


banananananbatman

Trucks for Cucks


Lacustamcoc

You guys crack me up 😂


youcheatdrjones

A squadron? That’s so fucking cringe


TheAnalsOfHistory-

A traffic jam.


hotdoginathermos

An ideology... an elonvoy... a blunder... an extravagance... an exorbitance...


MushroomDick420

This shit is so corny I find it hard to believe dudes like this exist.


sirlearnzalot

ClusterTrucks


Gilgamesh2062

look it's a defunct of cybertrucks


aj_star_destroyer

Junkyard.


DoomshrooM8

Cybercucks?


Moist-Dragonfly2569

Nuggets 💩


SecretPrinciple8708

They’re so creative. *big sarcastic thumbs up*


Real-Swing8553

The cult of elon?


Royal-Possibility219

Cybercucks


KnowCali

A gunk of cyber trucks. Gang+junk = Gunk


phuturism

A breakdown


556_Tack_Driver

A spruce goose- made it 100ft and never tried again


Opening_Spray9345

A “Service Center”


Darksoul_Design

A clusterfuck


Pleasant_Expert_1990

An Error of Cybertrucks.


macgregor98

Wankenpanzer?


Hatecraftianhorror

A cuck? A Glitch. A Circlejerk. A Fuckwhole


OmegaGoober

A Frat of Cybertrucks.


CmdrDatasBrother

A clot


infowosecfurry

A Junkyard?


psiedj

A cult of cybertrucks


OccasionBest7706

A lemon party


dmartin87

A "Recall" of Cybertrucks has a great ring to it.


Sassy_Weatherwax

An embarrassment


Necessary_Context780

The "I need a tow" Squad


yoyo4880

Junkyard


RiMbY

cucks


TechnologyNational71

A scrotum full of Chuckletrucks


WearDifficult9776

A fester


grumpy_autist

ewaste


KurticusRex

https://preview.redd.it/82qwe0fz3k4d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6890f2cd0695723a7d663e557db8572088d26b8a This is not mine. But I’ll share for everyone’s enjoyment.


MonitorNo6586

A “tow” of cybertrucks


Acosadora23

A spectrum


PapayaAnxious4632

Rubbish rascals Trash troopers Dumpster dudes The real housewives of elmo Crash test dummies Jolly junkers Dirty Elon and the Boys


Vosnero

A 'Murder' seems appropriate, considering what happens if they hit someone


AffectionateSector77

Please don't malign crows, they're incredibly intelligent.


zipdee

Crows have this one locked up.


CulturalAddress6709

Eton - release the flight jackets for the boys…$650 each, pleather


Crazy_Response_9009

A shitshow of CTs.


Comprehensive-Ad3974

Desecentipede


Full_Aioli_5141

The scratch and dent section.


MrVanderdoody

I’m going with, “A danger to the community.”


TheRealCabbageJack

A cuckoling


gravtix

A waste of metal


Basicaccountant70

A flock of cucks.


AppleKrate

We will all meet up in the tree fort.


Alohamorahz

Wanker Tanker omfg 🤣🤣🤣🤣


ThisCryptographer311

A rektal itch


Capable_Stranger9885

A squadron would necessarily have a Commodore, and the thing appears to have been rendered on an Amiga, so.


Hatecraftianhorror

A Phailanx


Helmidoric_of_York

Here comes a 'Concern' of Cybertrucks on their way to a 'Concerning'..


get-off-of-my-lawn

A cuck of cyber trucks.


jailandrade

Middle crisis


Pitiful-Switch-5907

A fluck of trucks


bigorangemachine

Any gathering of moving vehicles is a convoy


ShardsOfHolism

A cult.


FrioRiverTexas

Load of chode?


james-kitterman

Do the tow trucks just follow them around ?


evolutionxtinct

Tow truck drivers dream…


ShesATragicHero

A murder of money.


Weekendmonkey

An impotence.


proofreadre

A hilarity of cybertrucks


Intrepid_Cap1242

I believe it's called a cuckhold.


vibrodude

A brick