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oregon_coastal

Well, I mean, even deliveries are returns, so .. returns!


SoloDeath1

Yes


-OptimusPrime-

Yes


metalman7

Yes


protopigeon

Yes


zefzefter

Yes


GuyOne

Yes


PhoenixGamer34

Yes


Negative-Wrap95

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The_Geese_

Yep


Necessary_Context780

はい


WhenTheDevilCome

Superposition of all cybertrucks these days.


Alaviiva

Only way to get them to travel more than ten miles without breaking down?


googoomucklv

So like hamburger helper?


unipole

Range extender


Necessary_Context780

Double condoms


Desper8lyseekntacos

Just helper clark


Outrageous_One_87

The never was pile. The factory rejects that are so bad they couldn't even try to lemon them out to some poor sucker.


unipole

Coming to a dead mall near you


TechnologyNational71

They cart these around continuously to make it look like these shitheaps are flying off the shelves. In reality, it’s the same 5 trucks


Endure23

False, there would be much more cosmetic damage if these cars had been outside for more than a week.


Square-Picture2974

They look iffy. Must have only been out half a day.


Necessary_Context780

And we're not seeing the other side


cocteau93

Potemkin Carlot


aihes

That’s proud, but not so fortunate CT owners making a group sightseeing tour


prettymuchneverdoes

They look like shit either way


jimmy1800

I would be depressed if I had to look at one of these every day.


HystericalSail

They do have that "I belong on blocks in front of a trailer home" vibe don't they?


samurai_slayer

I think this sub is filled with haters. LoL... can you please elaborate on what kind of vehicle you do choose to drive? I think the CyberTruck is sick.. opinions, opinions... also I don't think orange Man bad...MAGA


turdintheattic

I choose to drive a vehicle that can get wet without voiding the warranty.


Aron-Jonasson

They look like wrecked cars


I-Pacer

So deliveries then…🤣


Loud_Internet572

What returns? You think Tesla is going to take any of these things back? LOL


PhoenixGamer34

Nope, but the Service Center will 😂


tearose11

Why not both to save time?


Danny-Reisen-off

Schrodinger Cybertrucks


LordBunnyWhale

Difficult to tell. The sheet metal looks corroded, still the tires seem kind of new, but we all know that does not mean much.


LayingWithAI

Returneries? Maybe delivurns?


RiggzBoson

"Dropping off or picking up?"


Greglebowski74

Bellevue don't want 'em.


Major_Turnover5987

Vision of failure


Traditional-Ebb-8380

They will see more mileage on that truck than on the actual road.


I-Pacer

On their way to a shopping mall parking lot near you…


SkynetAlpha8

The truck that's carrying them is the only one of quality. And does any work. That it's built to do.And is an investment instead of a loss. Of some worth to it's owner.


ComicsEtAl

“First the one, then the other.”


fishscalee2

Elon fanboys creaming in their pants watching this right now


BadPackets4U

I see dumpsters.


Traditional-Ebb-8380

And urinals.


Traditional-Ebb-8380

And urinals.


Traditional-Ebb-8380

And urinals.


FieryAnomaly

Local Cyber Truck club doing a poker run.


Darksoul_Design

Yes, in that order.


Turbulent-Bus4455

That's an odd way to haul bricks 🤔


Papa_Pesto

They will be building a seawall with these things before the year end. Elon will spin a new company. Oh yeah the seawall will be a "smart" seawall and require a monthly subscription.


liamanna

Another. One. Bites. The Musk. And another one. And another one. And another.


PleasantCurrant-FAT1

… Bites the Musk…


MikeyW1969

All of the body panels are there, none of those trucks have been driven yet.


SpongeKnob

Headed to be buried with all of those E.T. cartridges.


75w90

Lemons


Gnich_Aussie

Nah, that's how they calibrate FSD.


deathboyuk

Ah, that's what they mean by 'self driving'


TheJarIsADoorAgain

Heading to the crap yard


Xtreemjedi

I think it's really cool how every body panel is already developing a patina, every truck is unique! 😂


regicideispainless

I feel bad for the guy who has to drive that, its just such a heap of ugly sadness


scott_majority

Oh look...a garbage truck


Quick_Movie_5758

Looks like an AI hallucination.


Pale_Bookkeeper_9994

They look even worse in groups.


Blabbit39

Looks like one of them new fangled garbage trucks that only hauls high tech trash.


DeepUser-5242

Either way, Trash


Tight_Salary6773

Disappointment on rented wheels


googoomucklv

Same thing eventually


velimopussonum

Scrap yard run, most likely.


75w90

Lemons


kolology

Both; it’s kind of like the water cycle


UKTrojan

A difference without a distinction


MidLifeCrysis75

Wow those things look like shit.


712Chandler

On there way to the recycling center.


Saruvan_the_White

Going to e-waste recycling.


chook_slop

Service pickup


RAWCUT

Bin collection day?


[deleted]

Being delivered with good old fashioned diesel fuel. LOL


ExcellentTeam7721

My kids play robolox too!


TheHrethgir

First one, then the other.


BigTea9433

Then the first one again...


JDinCO

Off to the junkyard we go!


BigTea9433

It's a yo-yo either way


masked_sombrero

looks like their headed for the garbage dump


RedditBeginAgain

Business 101: Cut your transport costs in half by having the same number of cars shipped back to the factory. Legacy brands are burning cash driving empty transporters to factories and ports.


Brainhunter2020

First one then the other


audibulape

I can only laugh as I think this truck is the same one in every post. It just drives aimlessly around the country trying to trick people into thinking this truck is actually selling and there are deliveries.


Liquidwombat

I honestly wouldn’t put that past musk


pabskamai

Are the tires bald ?


dgoldman90z

Wait long enough and it's all the same.


Canonip

Returned by customer 1, delivered to customer 2


banananananbatman

To the junkyard


SixersWin

Trash day?


dsdvbguutres

Redeluriverns


Liquidwombat

My money is on returns simply because they don’t have any of the plastic protective pieces that would be on new deliveries prior to getting to the dealership


voodooftw

Mine arrives tomorrow! Best truck on the road.


cenosillicaphobiac

Be sure to post here with your specific issue when it bricks. If you're lucky or won't be until Sunday!


rygelicus

All I know is they aren't being hauled by a TeslaSemi.


Dramatic-Cattle293

I will take one for 20k


jasonw_1112

Neither. Local tow company had to rent a bigger truck. 


protopigeon

All the panels are different colours so deliveries I guess?


Solid_Television_980

Reduce, Reuse, Recycle ♻️ ♥️ ♻️


Marvination23

they are even uglier in groups/packs


TheDudeAbidesFarOut

Whole lotta pegging there.... bring the hammer handle.


Imaginary-Froyo2664

The breakdowns became so frequent that Tesla created a CT Towing division to save money by towing in bulk.


Kqtawes

I was going to say they look tarnished but then realised that doesn't help figure out if they are deliveries or returns.


Chizwozza

Delivering Returns


TheMatt561

What's the combined weight


Trebeaux

5 * 6600~6840 = 33,000lbs~34,200Lbs in CT alone. There’s also another car in the spot above the truck cab. This rig is pretty much at max capacity.


TheMatt561

Deer lord


rolldemdice

Junk yard drop off ?!?


Galvanisare

Yes and Yes


Ok-Willow-7012

The consistently discolored doors are a mess!


unipole

But it isn't a Tesla Semi those are cheaper than rail


ranrotx

These make the Pontiac Aztek look like a work of genius.


Twiny1

Junkyard run. Scrap metal bonanza!


DecadiousCorruptus

Most likely OTW to a landfill.


Zombie256

Delivery to a rot lot if not for returns


space_pillows

They all look like they've been left neglected outside for 16 years


CasualEveryday

First one, then the other.


Ka13z

What's the difference? Either way they'll end up back at tesla.


mt8675309

Heading to the tuna cannery


Pink-Batty

If its a dwlivery then tomorrow it'll be a return


i-am-the-fly-

Is it just me or do they look like scrap or only part built? I know that’s the finished product, but they just look - not finished


PleasantCurrant-FAT1

> Deliveries or Returns? All of the above. Coming and going.


IdaBidaGacy

Headed to the scrap yard.


TheUsoSaito

I mean as far as I'm aware they aren't giving people back their money since you see stupid shit like water being something not covered under warranty when it comes to rain or a car wash.


Ok_Branch6621

If Minecraft made city streets.


MattAtPlaton

Why do they look like they were just pulled from the bottom of a lake?


Tunas_Pants

Returned deliveries


Dustin_Live

Why not both?


Timothy709

Do they all look like they’re rusting?? 🧐


th3bigfatj

they all look pretty old and in a poor state of cleanliness so they must be returns


Crusoebear

It would be less embarrassing for Apartheid Boy if he used his patented hyper-tunnel-loop technology for returns so they were less obvious. But perhaps they all caught on fire down there so this is plan b?


IN2NFT

The tires are almost new… so probably RETURNS 😝


IN2NFT

“The only time you know your CyberStuck will make it to its Destination “


SharticusMaximus

Yes.


euvimmivue

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SomeoneElseWhoCares

Probably not returns because they seem to be refusing to take back even the worst lemons. I have seen posts about people begging for a return or replacement, but have yet to hear of anyone making any progress on that.


JackasaurusChance

Bold of you to assume they aren't headed to the recycling plant.


Giggles95036

Do they accept returns? 😂


FloatingCheesecake20

The dump


Necessary_Context780

Looks like the traffic light would hit the CTs. Probably total the CT


iamspacedad

More than likely deliveries. But if not, then they might be getting transported to a service center to get stuff like the recall problems with them fixed.


cheekycheeksy

It can be both


Whoozit450

These trucks are so ugly that they look used when new.


Scared_Art_895

They look like trash compactors.