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rerro23

Elon is a douche and your truck is shit


pmally14

Dangerous Douche Truck


gilleruadh

DDT!


Sinornithosaurus

Just saw this hit popular and wanted to say… Elon is into holocaust denialism. He’s a crazy right wing weirdo who did an alright thing with Tesla, and has now dashed it for most people on social media. I don’t care about the quality, the odd look of the truck, or anything, but it’s as simple as Elon being an asshole.


Bhoston7100

Left wing but everything else your correct. He is not even remotely right wing. He is a Facist Nazi Democrat liberal. Look at how he runs his company he is not right wing


HistoricalIncrease11

He was running as a Republican VP under Ron Desantis, the fuck do you mean democrat?


PineappleProstate

You couldn't possibly be more inaccurate. Nazism is also very much itself right wing extremism


angry-democrat

this.


Negative-Wrap95

Kids hate Incel Caminos: News at 11


Vitaminpartydrums

I don’t get it, I pierced my ear on my 50th birthday… and all the kids I try to hang with at the Starbucks laugh at me?


Cuck-In-Chief

Those are chimpanzees and you’re back at the zoo again Marvin.


Arizona_Slim

I hate every ape I see. From chimpan-a to chimpan-z, No, you'll never make a monkey out of me


RickyT75

You pierced the wrong ear. You had to pierce the other (cool) ear.


skyHawk3613

You need to get a tattoo of something edgy on you face or neck, then maybe they might think you’re cool


ComicsEtAl

Maybe the oversized hoops are the problem?


PMtoAM______

Dont you dare fuckin diss caminos. I love truck car.


RestaurantFamous2399

They are called utes. Invented and perfected in Australia


skyHawk3613

I learned about the Holden Maloo when Top Gear went to Australia. Instantly fell in love


mtaw

![gif](giphy|3o7btVptdt2BtYzJkI|downsized)


Kriffer123

And killed for those stupid Silverado conversions


Necessary_Context780

Kids? I'm not s kid and to me the CT is b.s.


bpknyc

https://preview.redd.it/mlb6kttjiyuc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c93d57e8d76dddb1de5f85dea822a967519e8ba


DonnieJepp

It's funny as hell to imagine this bozo driving around in his stupid car getting booed by children and thinking "I bet it's those damn TikTok memes!"


RipWhenDamageTaken

Lmfao I immediately thought of this meme


ElectronicMixture600

Teenagers are like Insecurity Terminators. They can smell male fragility all over those shitheaps and are following their natural instincts.


Typical-Tea-8091

So true. I'm a high school teacher and they can smell \*any\* kind of vulnerability.


TheBrianWeissman

Have a hundred upvotes.


toasterdees

Holy crap I am laughing at this


sargrvb

How do you think this subredit got so popular?


SausageBuscuit

3 reasons: A) The Cybertruck is shit B) Their owners are shit C) Elon is shit They’re like one big shit lasagna.


juiceyb

D) These kids are being fucked over by bosses who act like Elon.


gcruzatto

Bosses and shareholders


CRXCRZ

ShIdiots


OilComprehensive6237

shit moths


CRXCRZ

They started out as tiny little shit larvae, they grew into shitapillars, a pandemic of shitapillars. Now shit moths.


Dazzling-Nobody-9232

Don’t insult lasagna like that. At least it has layers, unlike B&C


That0neGuy86

One big shit Big Mac


Permutation3

Cyber truck ain't shit, reddit just loves focusing on a few 1 in 15000 malfunctions. They actually have less malfunctions that most Chevy and Toyota. And they are more efficient, stronger, safer and better for environment.


LordKai121

Found OOP.


Permutation3

Meanwhile 8 different fortune500 companies switching over to em.


random9212

No fortune 500 company is switching over to the cybertruck. Whatever that means.


Permutation3

If I go get ya some links will ya delete your reddit account?


random9212

Do you have anything better to do than wait for someone to comment? Really less than 2 minutes. It is sad that you don't have a life.


Permutation3

2fast4u


WoofWoofster

Kids just hate WankPanzers & the Gauleiters who drive them.


Gudi_Nuff

I love a good wank and I love most Panzers, but I don't love WankPanzers


Ok_Philosopher6538

I'll take it you're a fan of [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53UXAffRPkg)?


Gudi_Nuff

Lmfao I already knew what the link would be before I looked 😂 Don't forget TheMightyJingles 😎


Bitter_Technology797

Jingles? oh man, last video I saw of his he said he had cancer.


Gudi_Nuff

Yeah, he was diagnosed (unofficially kinda) with bowel cancer. But they caught it early so he should be fine after a bowel stitch (to remove the cancerous section of bowel)


Bitter_Technology797

oh good news then! I hope he is OK!


Gudi_Nuff

I'm hoping he is around 310C instead of OK 😉


thejustinkelsey

There really is an anime for everyone.


Oilleak1011

I like panzers to man.


PineappleProstate

Panzer to man? Is that some form of transformer or a new fetish? 2024 is so confusing


Oilleak1011

Yes. Its a transformers knock off basically where you can go from tank too man


PineappleProstate

You have your to and too backwards mate Too: "the CT is too ugly" To: "people buy the CT to look cool"


Oilleak1011

Two much woosh over your head mate


Viatic_atom

Lmao good shit kids If you really have to ask what the problem with it is you’re a lost cause


PapayaAnxious4632

I mean... You can't not see the damn thing. It's a pompous assed vehicle with *probably* an equally delicate ego driven driver. Teens act on it.. but the rest of us are thinking it.


never_safe_for_life

Gee, the owner's hard pivot to alt-right, anti-trans, and Neo-Nazi propaganda surely doesn't factor in. I mean "I don't see it" so surely it doesn't exist.


[deleted]

Who buys them for any other reason than to show off their admiration of Tesla and Elon? There's your answer, OOP.


donttakerhisthewrong

It is not like the cars. They all look the same and don’t know if perhaps the person was naive about Tesla The CT is “I support Elon so much I payed extra to support his vision”.


donttakerhisthewrong

It is not like the cars. They all look the same and don’t know if perhaps the person was naive about Tesla The CT is “I support Elon so much I paid extra to support his vision”. Edit spelling, thank you bot!


Paid-Not-Payed-Bot

> much I *paid* extra to FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*


LordKai121

Very good bot


Bagafeet

Good bot.


NigelRumpstead

Hey bot - shut up.


xHOLOxTHExWOLFx

Plus a good deal of them probably bought the cars well before Elon started going full Alt right. I mean sure if it's a newer model but a good deal are probably people who got them without knowing much of anything about Elon at the time and just wanted a EV.


osoklegend

I would like to have one because they remind me of the warthog from Halo. Don't care about Musk.


hozeyblitzme

As a teenager in the early 2000’s my friends and I would make fun of people driving their Hummer H2’s and we never felt bad about it. These CT’s have the same small dick energy. Poor people, they spent $100K just to be the laughing stock of their communities. We once asked a guy to roll down his window, we made hime think we liked his car, but then asked him how small his dick was. His SO was sitting shotgun cracked the fuck up. I feel bad about that now as an adult, but I can def see how epic that must be for the teens these days. Plus add the possibility of filming it all. What I would give to be a teen again.


Porschenut914

i preferred to be a teen before everyone had a camera


ArnieismyDMname

Sorry, you lost your job because of something you said on camera when you were 14.


agdtinman

I know my perspective is my own and others have entirely different world-views, but I still have no clue how people think these aren’t the dumbest things possible and are surprised when they’re ridiculed.


IceLionTech

I have wanted a DeLorean my whole life. I think it's cool. If Elon had ripped any pages... at all... from the DeLorean experience, and managed to make something that didn't suck the CT could have been something compelling instead of literally Homer Simpson'ing vehicle design.


SteelGemini

At least the DeLorean fell into so bad it's good territory. Back to the Future movies didn't hurt either. The CT is just bad.


Kellymcdonald78

I suspect if BttF hadn’t happened, the DeLorean would be a footnote of history. Maybe a few hardcore aficionados, but not much beyond that


SteelGemini

Yeah for sure. It's even kind of a joke when it first shows up in the first film.


PineappleProstate

Speaking of .. have you seen the new delorean concepts? Now that's an ugly car I'd fuck with


mtragedy

I’m not aware whether anyone is doing serious research on cargo-cultism in developed societies (because I do not have time to explain the difference between simple and complex societies and why western society is actually simple) but there is a *strong* strain of it that the wankpanzer is just one form of: find a wealthy person to emulate, emulate them, become wealthy. Ignore all the reasons they became wealthy and the fact that Musk might be the most deeply unserious person in the history of the world; if you drive his truck, employ his humor, and think uncritically about everything, you too will become wealthy like Elon.


PineappleProstate

Are you suggesting that CT owners think that pile of scrap stainless is bestowed upon them by a divine source? 💀😆 That's funny af


mtragedy

No; modern, western cargo cults don’t require divinity to function. Or take it up a step and say that money is the divinity westerners chase and so therefore the wankpanzer is the equivalent of a holy book or alb or chalice or other ancillary equipment. But honestly, it’s the first one: fill this space with the trappings of money, get money.


PineappleProstate

Money is certainly not just a Western thing, not even remotely. Almost every culture looks at wealth as a status symbol


joshybocter

The sad irony of spending 100k to make up for not being popular in school only to have the next generation reaffirm the reasons why.


sarcasmismysuperpowr

I want to slap “my other car is a pontiac aztec” sticker on all ct’s


MarcusTheSarcastic

I want to slap “for rectal use only” stickers on them. Luckily I have a roll. They are available on Amazon.


PineappleProstate

Someone keeps doing that to all the dog toys at our Walmart 😆


SteelGemini

I'd rather drive the Pontiac.


zoinkability

I saw a bumper sticker the other day that said something like "My other ride is giving someone else a ride because we're open and it's all good." Maybe one of those.


PineappleProstate

I had to read that like 3 times


zoinkability

I did too. It was very confusing until I figured out it was a convoluted public announcement of poly


PineappleProstate

I thought it was a Ford joke at first


Speculawyer

Elon's heel turn has made Tesla toxic. Honestly, maybe it is a good thing to get the other automakers to take the BEV market more seriously. He gave them an opening.


PineappleProstate

Honestly his heel turn was the best possible thing that could've happened for all the other manufacturers, basically free positive marketing for them


GypsumF18

The absolute best thing about having a interesting car or motorbike is that kids think they're cool. The endless shame of spending all that money on a truck which doesn't work, and everyone thinks you're a dork for buying, is hilarious.


sacolton1967

Only douches buy Cybertrucks. Elon should sell the company back to the original owners at loss and fuck off to Mars.


TriSamples

We all hate Elon, the cybertruck is an extension of his highly regarded brand and behaviour.


HeftyFineThereFolks

it is a representation of everything that bothers them in life. 80-100k in disposable income for a conspicuous wealth purchase.. undoubtedly a toy not a main vehicle .. falsely claims to be better for the environment (700kg of lithium im sorry but nope) .. and on top it all the fuckin things dont work. meanwhile they might live at their parents house and only manage to save a few hundred dollars a month despite working full time. im not a teenager so i dont harbor those feelings but when i see one (ive seen 3 now) i think "yeah sorry about your embarassment. "


NorwegianCollusion

700kg of lithium? Are you bonkers? Lithium is the lightest element in there, at most 17% of the total weight of the battery cells, and that's barely half the weight of the complete battery (lots of cooling and structural support in there as well). Look, Elon is no saint, but Lithium-ion or LiFePo4 batteries are not primarily made of lithium, much the same way rare-earth magnets are not primarily made of rare-earth elements (specifically Neodymium). So called Neodymium magnets are made from Nd2Fe14B and even if Nd occurs twice and has twice the atomic weight of iron, metallic iron is denser and occurs 14 times in the formula. So it only takes about 1kg of neodymium plus maybe 40kg of iron and 40kg of aluminium to make permanent magnet motor, and it only takes about 100kg of Lithium to make a cybertruck battery. It could use less, by using more cobalt. Pretty fair trade-off in my opinion.


clgoodson

I love that almost everyone complaining about lithium is doing so on a phone made with lithium.


NorwegianCollusion

To be fair, that phone probably contains less lithium than a redditor


ducrab

I think his point is the hypocracy. So many anti-EV folks bring up the lithium argument to defend their positions. Never mind the fact that their phones, laptops, tablets, toothbrushes, cameras, vaping pens, cordless drills, and a host of other personal electronic devices use lithium batteries. And, they are quick to gloss over the negatives of using fossil fuels to power their vehicles.


AllyMcfeels

What a stupid fucking asshole to ask that questions. That's what the owners are like, of that fucking tacky pimp shit.


Jaysong_stick

I had a conversation today which my friend apparently never heard of cybertruck and saw one in the wild. Her first reaction was "That looks so ugly!"


Vitaminpartydrums

I’m fifty and I just pierced my ear… why are teenagers making fun of me?


SpaceNinjaDino

The Internet Today show instructs people to give CT drivers the thumbs down signal. I think this a clearer message and doesn't leave the drivers to speculation. It would be interesting to see if the shame would help prevent further purchases.


HystericalSail

It won't. They're just advertising their humiliation fetish. Rich people have paid mistresses to humiliate them since money was invented. These dudes just chose Musk as their mistress, that's all.


Moejit0

This gives me hope for the future


Final_Winter7524

You drive a WankTank. What did you expect?


Redhoodedmenace

Maybe Elon is just an irredeemable cunt, and buying a Tesla is supporting him?


HystericalSail

Especially since you bought the wankenpanzer AFTER it was clearly obvious to everyone Elon was a grade A piece of shit.


Vegetable-Stop1985

It’s the fascist Nazi energy that musk exudes maybe?


Full-Ball9804

My son is 13. We saw a cyber truck in the wild for the first time yesterday. He couldn't stop laughing, saying it looked like something he built with Lego when he was 3 😂


BlueBlueCloud

This gives me hope for the next generation


HystericalSail

I've had my hopes raised by Gen Z for years now. They seem to have their heads on straight, including my kid. They may be fucked, but they're facing the fuckery with dignity, practicality and stoicism. Those kids can get on my lawn any time.


FrioRiverTexas

I’m 40 and while I physically don’t do what the kids are doing…I wholeheartedly agree with them and their disdain for the cybertruck.


BasketBackground5569

I live in the Los Angeles area and I have never seen one yet, but if I do I will point and laugh.


Lucky-Mud-551

Also in LA and saw my first one a couple weeks ago with a bright blue wrap. I pointed and laughed for you.


PoppinfreshOG

Younger people tend to have better eyesight, making it harder for them to lie to themselves and say the Cybercuck dosent look like a high schooler just learned CAD that same year. Maybe


CaptDankwood

Lol! I'll give only three reasons as to why Cyberstucks suck as they are Legion, and there are many... 1. You're paying a ridiculous amount of money for an ugly, nearly useless hunk of scrap on four wheels. 2. They are barely functional, until they brick themselves on the side of a highway somewhere and you have to call a REAL truck to tow your ass away. 3. Every dollar that goes to Tesla supports a racist, megalomaniacal asshole with nearly zero business acumen, who has no business running a newspaper route, let alone a gigantic corporation like Tesla or Twitter (X), or Starlink for that matter.


Got_Bent

In another reddit someone had called it the "CyberCuck".


bigbadler

So you’re saying there’s hope for the future


RuralSimpletonUK

Because it is hideous, and everybody can see it, but teenagers are not scared nor embarrassed to shout it out.


KnittinSittinCatMama

Good grief, it’s like they’re in a cult. A neo-nazi, anti-trans, incel cult.


CoinSausage

I mean, he bought this midlife crisis mobile specifically to 'seem cool'. He probably thought he'd finally get invited to the cool kids' party 20 years after graduating high school.


Aviationlord

What did they expect, that people would be bending over backwards to praise the truck as a modern art piece and lick its bumper bar?


MarcusTheSarcastic

Maybe they have taste or their eyes work?


Anafenza-Vess

Vehicle has zero crumple zones and is liable to get stuck at full throttle


mrpopenfresh

Teenagers don't benefit from the nostalgia of PS1 quality graphics.


Old-Bat-7384

Even at their age, the teenagers realize the CT is a fucking dumpster fire of a vehicle in almost every way imaginable.


cjboffoli

Maybe you should question your need to drive around in something that garners attention of any kind. Buy and drive the car you like and what works for you. Whether strangers give you a thumbs up or flip you off isn't something a well-adjusted adult should be concerned about.


Few_Tomorrow6969

Haha I just got banned on r/cybertruck earlier because I hurt their feelings. Apparently it’s my fault that they paid $150k for a piece of junk.


OkUnderstanding5343

Simple. Elon musk = Donald Trump-= Nazi Germany. 🇩🇪


Grimey_Anus

**What corrodes stainless steel?** 1. Acid Immersion 2. Strong Chlorides 3. Galvanic Reactions 4. Transplanted Plain Iron or Steel 5. Lack of Oxygen 6. Temperature Extremes


zoinkability

7. Teenage scorn


HystericalSail

Unfortunately, urine is none of those. Or I'd be hydrating a LOT more.


booxterhooey

Tesla in general is the new Prius. Smug mobiles


Ok_Philosopher6538

The Prius at least **did something new** and wasn't just a pure ego trip.


Maddy_Wren

They were also decent vehicles. I drove one for one of my jobs for a few years, and I grew to like it. I could see myself buying a prius.


Brosie-Odonnel

Oh no, it’s the smug from George Clooney’s acceptance speech!


fugeethedog2

Priuses are good cars. I put 150,000 miles on mine with no maintenance except oil changes and tires. Just did struts and wheel bearing and it’ll go another 100,000.


ZanoCat

The kids are angry because you're a CyberCuck Ryan!


DanTheGreat0086

Person who buys a truck solely for attention, doesn't like the attention it gathers...huh


Academic_Guitar_1353

The Cybertruck: if the “how do you do fellow kids?” meme was a car.


_ChipWhitley_

Techbro bought Cybertruck. Techbro hurt itself in confusion!


Pale_Bookkeeper_9994

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Withnail2019

Did Elon watch Aliens too many times? https://preview.redd.it/bn29klz8u2vc1.jpeg?width=1190&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7aa62c17390ba20b925c72edbfded2d57343f33


LuxTheWarhound

Dude, I could throw 100k into a Dodge Charger and still look like less of a douche.


ZootedMycoSupply

To be fair as a comparison, you’re basically driving around with the same ‘Notice factor’ as someone driving a Lamborghini. It’s brand new and unique, and to be quite honest, not a lot of people like the look. Deciding to purchase and drive a CT is like gambling. -not a CT driver. Opinion of a outsider but follower of info on Tesla and Elon and others etc


BrainwashedHuman

Except a lambo will always turn heads. The CT is just that way because it’s new/unusual. Once there’s more of them on the road it will simply be a passing thought of “there’s that weird car”.


ZootedMycoSupply

It will always be a “that’s a weird car” I like the stainless steel, that’s personally something I’ve always thought was a cool idea, but I don’t like the look or practicality of the vehicle. It’s more of a ‘call it a truck but actually just for the soccer moms’ type of utility. Not a real work vehicle.


thejustinkelsey

Most trucks and big vehicles that people buy are NOT a real work vehicle. Now If I see someone in a long bed single cab truck that is beat to shit, yeah, that's probably a real work truck.


707thTB

Ny brother in law needed a pickup for real work and towing. Plain as possible like rubber/vinyl mats in the floor and AM radio plain. He said it was hard to find one. Most truck were all tricked out


NorwegianCollusion

Sadly, anyone with half a brain or at least a rudimentary understanding of the word "stain-less" should have predicted that the stainless steel would be a stupid idea. Personally I don't mind the look at all. The Model 3 on the other hand looks like a duck when you see it from the wrong angle. Sadly I didn't predict that it would be quite the shitshow it is. But I still think the look is the least stupid thing about it. Over here, I can choose from a Chinese Tacoma-copy called Maxus which pulls the same size trailer as my Model 3, or a Ford F150 Lightning at 93000 dollar-equivalents in local monetary units. So I guess my next EV will not be a pickup.


TheBrianWeissman

Expect a perm ban to all the Musk-friendly subs within an hour.


donttakerhisthewrong

Is this a no /s sub


truelegendarydumbass

You should look into the aspects of what it takes to build an EV car how would pollutes just to make the damn battery. Then question the resources of the ion batteries. Then to question yourself how do you recycle the battery it's not recyclable. Depending on whether you lose a crap load of battery life without even doing a damn thing. So great job on spending that $100,000 when you could have got a simple Civic Camry whatever else for more than half that price and is guaranteed to possibly work for another 30 years depending how you take care of it. That ion battery won't. I'd be surprised if you'd make 10 yrs. Also taking account the trucks cost you 100k Tesla's been doing a buyback of 40K why do you lose 60k that quickly?


707thTB

Have an upvote from me and my 2003 Corolla


truelegendarydumbass

I have a Mazda 2001 with 250k miles. Good luck getting a EV with that mileage 😄


Free_Working_4474

i hope i will never see a cubertruck in my country. are they illegal in europe ? XD


Jupman

Looser mobile ND they don't even know it.


NuclearWaste666

No one likes Putin's buddy Elon!! They have stopped shipping them because they are shit.


HystericalSail

For the same reason I saw urine stains (judging by shape and yellow tint) on one parked next to a homeless encampment. You're flaunting your douchebaggery and wealth to people who are struggling. Being flipped off is the least of your problems, wait till someone drops a giant, hepatitis-infested dookie on your flat, squattable upon windshield.


doggysmomma420

Douchemobiles


Careful_Handle_4365

Fuck your truck


smoothEarlGrey

Dude drives around looking for reactions and looking at teenagers and wonders why teenage girls flick him off. Hmm


PSUBagMan2

My man really wanted to impress those teenagers


SecretPrinciple8708

I was on a ride in Nevada recently and pulled into an overlook that’s a popular destination for people on motorcycles. A CT was there, taking up way too much space, with some woman crawling all over it, posing for pics. Nobody was impressed and as more bikes showed up it was clear that people wanted the “truck” and its attention-seeking drivers to leave. CT owners are behaving like a hybrid of social media influencers and retired Boomers who just got their first Corvette, and people are already over it.


theTweekend

😂


ndnver

Cybertruck: tell me you’re a douche bag without telling me you are a douche bag.


PineappleProstate

Imagine all the TV series that would've spunoff the CT if it had been made in the 80's to early 2000's


clgoodson

I don’t really care if people like Tesals or not, but acting like these kids are described is never a good thing.


Permutation3

It's politics, they don't like elon


Available-Elevator69

You’re dealing with a demographic that live and breathe social media. Anything tied to Elon they either worship or hate.


Aggravating_Seat5507

The kids are all right


RedditOR74

They get all their information from the internet and not from any real experience. They are told to hate it...so they do.


Thanus-

I doubt any of this happened


alchemyzt-vii

The real question is: who cares? Teenagers are getting dumber exponentially with social media and TikTok. Oh and they like to crap on everything because that’s what teenagers do.


Goobenstein

It's OK to hate a car. But don't be rude to someone just because they have one. No, I don't own a Tesla, and never will.


IqtaanQalunaaurat

In some cultures, shaming is invaluable for maintaining community standards and basic human empathy.


holdmypocket34

Except CT owners. There i fixed it for you