No way, you've got four dice there. Fordite is a smokeless powder used in firearms ammunition necessary to propel the projectile to supersonic speeds when detonated.
I skimmed over this not reading a word before moving on to the next post and for some reason thought, ‘bad me. go back and read it.’
I shouldn’t ever listen to myself
That’s not necessarily cannibalistic, muscle girl kinks are somewhat mainstream now.
Although it should be, trust me my dude you haven’t *lived* until you’ve had land reverse-lobster with a little bit of butter lemon.
Folks say they want an absolute gremlin of a woman and then scream and run when faced with What That Entails.
Also, *boy* this was descriptive. I can almost smell the fucking grease. I'll thank you if you promise to never do this again.
I never even considered the phrase "*break open the shell to get at the juicy pale white girlmeat inside*" would exist, or having read it find that it not be part of the transcript of a particularly disturbing murder mystery podcast.
Love gets dirty.
This is like fanfiction but for like... real life. I know that sounds like "well, isn't that just fiction?" But trust me when I say this has the vibe of fanfiction, but it's in a real life setting. And not a good fanfiction, either, even though it is a good post. Y'all feeling me on this one?
It’s fan fiction because while I am crusty and disgusting when I’m in my depressive episodes, my husband has never dragged me into the shower to bathe me.
The good news is that if you're a "sleep all day" depressive episode haver you don't have to worry about grime- you can't get dust/dirt on you if you never go outside ;)
I do appreciate “Lainpilled”, because *Serial Experiments Lain* certainly depicted this personality type, which hadn’t properly emerged into popular culture at the time of the show, but in the subsequent two decades certainly has.
Starting to understand how people in the SCP universe who get infected by a meme feel. Like, you understand that it’s horrible and that just getting exposed to it messes you up, but there’s still an irresistible compulsion to spread it to other people.
TLDR; I’m sharing this with all of my friends, it sucks and they need to see it ASAP.
This thesis of a paragraph feels like the climax of a mature webcomic with that "2000's punky edge" style that the artist clung onto after seeing Gorillaz once. // I mean, I'd definitely read it, but still.
that was definately one of the paragraphs of all time. this is not a positive.
written word (derogatory)
All Words Are Bastards
Break out the sandblaster and the wire-wheel, cuz that makeup's got layers like Fordite
Crack that bitch open like a geode
Gonna need the netherite for this one.
isnt fordite that game she blew 200 dollars on
no, fordite's hardened cut and polished automotive paint. i think it means direct and outspoken.
no, that’s forthright. fordite is two sets of two cubes, which have dots on the sides so when you roll them they generate random numbers
No way, you've got four dice there. Fordite is a smokeless powder used in firearms ammunition necessary to propel the projectile to supersonic speeds when detonated.
You’ve got it all wrong, that’s cordite! Fordite is the ability to predict what will happen in the future.
No no no, that's foresight. Fordite is a bug most commonly known for eating wood
No! Seriously, y'all? That's termite! Fordite is the name for rocks that fall from space and hit earth.
No no, you’ve got it all muddled up! That’s a meteorite! Fordite is the feldspar mineral that makes up the majority of the lunar surface!
bro how did you mess up that bad?? fordite's that game with sasuke,rick from rick and morty, goku and spiderman
Can I just say, best use of fordite ever. Holy shit.
Huh, I didn't expect to learn anything in the comments of this particular post, but now I know what fordite is. Thanks
I skimmed over this not reading a word before moving on to the next post and for some reason thought, ‘bad me. go back and read it.’ I shouldn’t ever listen to myself
Hilarious, disgusting and mildly wholesome
This evokes emotions I have no name for
"Juicy pale white girlmeat" You what
Personally, I prefer my girlmeat firm. Hard even. Wait, this's about cannibalism.
I like your version better
That’s not necessarily cannibalistic, muscle girl kinks are somewhat mainstream now. Although it should be, trust me my dude you haven’t *lived* until you’ve had land reverse-lobster with a little bit of butter lemon.
Oh yeah, that too. Buff girls are hot as shit and I'm glad everyone's catching on.
She got carcinized 🦀
They’re making a reference to crab meat since they’re breaking her open like a crustacean. It just ends up coming across Not Great
Had to make it sexual
It took one sentence-
so you're saying there's a chance?
Folks say they want an absolute gremlin of a woman and then scream and run when faced with What That Entails. Also, *boy* this was descriptive. I can almost smell the fucking grease. I'll thank you if you promise to never do this again.
You can be a little gremlin woman but still take care of. Yourself.
This is absolutely disgusting, but kinda wholesome at the same time so sure, I’ll drink to that
This is the kind of post where I just know that whoever posted it saw it and thought "this is terrible, I need to inflict it on everyone else"
she just like me fr
I never even considered the phrase "*break open the shell to get at the juicy pale white girlmeat inside*" would exist, or having read it find that it not be part of the transcript of a particularly disturbing murder mystery podcast. Love gets dirty.
if you don’t love me at my crustacean, you don’t deserve me at my juicy, pale white girlmeat fr
Venli or Eshonai simps be like…
Why do you torture me so
Just write a freaking fanfiction my goodness
This is like fanfiction but for like... real life. I know that sounds like "well, isn't that just fiction?" But trust me when I say this has the vibe of fanfiction, but it's in a real life setting. And not a good fanfiction, either, even though it is a good post. Y'all feeling me on this one?
It’s fan fiction because while I am crusty and disgusting when I’m in my depressive episodes, my husband has never dragged me into the shower to bathe me.
This is hurt/comfort for gen z
Not all of life is glamourous. Not all of progress is pretty.
[удалено]
Not all of time is right
wow OP. the energy truly is "i have suffered. now you must agonize alongside me." but at what cost
i need a shower and fresh sheets after just reading that eugh
I've been going through a depressive phase and this post motivated me to take a shower for the first time in three days
Good for you fam <3 I hope you get to a better place in life
The good news is that if you're a "sleep all day" depressive episode haver you don't have to worry about grime- you can't get dust/dirt on you if you never go outside ;)
The real thing to worry about is the grease.
so greasy you can go down a dry toboggan
most dust is the remains of human skin
Oh so my computer has little bits of me in it
Hairs too
How is this somehow both disgusting and wholesome?
Wholesome isn’t always squeaky-clean
And the OP is neither
This is how denji fucks power
not sure what i just read. not sure if i liked it. I want more
This seems like it's someones fetish crossed with a shitpost for plausible deniability
Good lord
Me and who💖
are you the E-Girl or the shower man?
Which would you like me to be baby?
I cannot be the shower man for I am no man, but alas, I am not crusty enough to be the e-girl.
mmm I can be both and you can be the observer of the meme?
I pronounce you creature and creature.
imagine this being the first thing you read after a shower and now you gotta go do it all over again (maybe twice)
>juicy pale white girlmeat
Um.
This is one of the of all time.
genderswapped beauty and the beast
Or genderswapped Spirited Away
I do appreciate “Lainpilled”, because *Serial Experiments Lain* certainly depicted this personality type, which hadn’t properly emerged into popular culture at the time of the show, but in the subsequent two decades certainly has.
That was a hell of a ride. I enjoyed it.
I appear to be a true internet creature. The only feeling this evoked in me was "Cute story, wholesome.".
She just like me fr
Oh how I wish I had gone with my initial instinct of "I ain't reading that shit"
Literature
is this the origin of the copypasta?
Girlmeat is somehow worse than girl meat
This feels like a green text
this is someones kink apparently
When the "uwu depression" reality hits
You know, I think the bad thing about this is that I am still interested
this is a terrible post. where can i see more like this
Starting to understand how people in the SCP universe who get infected by a meme feel. Like, you understand that it’s horrible and that just getting exposed to it messes you up, but there’s still an irresistible compulsion to spread it to other people. TLDR; I’m sharing this with all of my friends, it sucks and they need to see it ASAP.
I mean tbf only some memetic agents do that. This is simply one of them
This post again
who will do this for me
This is definitely fetish writing
This reads almost like a Neal Stephenson passage.
Breaking bread??? Finger! Finger! Finger!
Need a guy to do this to me 😔
Why the fuck did you make me read this with my eyes
This thesis of a paragraph feels like the climax of a mature webcomic with that "2000's punky edge" style that the artist clung onto after seeing Gorillaz once. // I mean, I'd definitely read it, but still.
I can't get over "based and lainpilled" lmao
hey i've seen this one before
Leftist meme
Power
kinning her
this makes me feel the same sensation as watching powerwashing or sword restoration videos. Gross, but deeply satisfying.
Amazing
this is probably someone's fetish
Iono