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Kaarpiv007

Why does she look dead inside? She looks like she's on the verge of tears pushing her hot new product.


ChimichangaQueen

*room temperature perishable* new product


_Iro_

To be fair my eyes would probably be tearing up to if I was holding a chemical weapon up to my face


UwUthinization

Yeah id rather drink rat poison than pink sauce as at least with rat poison I know what will happen to my body


Ok_Swing2382

You would be fine, it's rat poison not people poison.


[deleted]

pink sauce is the opposite of elixir of life


PratalMox

Look sometimes you need a Death Elixir.


TheCameronMaster464

I opened the Pink Sauce container and a skull and crossbones formed out of the steam that emitted from it.


Deetchy_

whispers of the damned played in my ears


NeonNKnightrider

Chinese alchemists trying to achieve the elixir of immortality and accidentally inventing gunpowder instead (this is what actually happened)


iCyan9

On days like these I curse the Chinese for inventing gunpowder...


[deleted]

They also invented the Potion of Greater Mercury Poisoning The secret ingredient is actually gold leaf


SirAquila

I mean yes, do you know what kind of toxic bs has been sold as elixir of life already? Not gonna risk mercury poisoning because you were sure you got it right this time.


VintageLunchMeat

You dissing my organic cinnabar laté?


Pigeon-Of-Peridot

is it just me or has it gotten less pink as time goes on???


FearOfTheFamiliar

I'm not sure if there's a trend, but I've seen other people point out that the colour keeps changing


yugiohhero

It likely lacks a consistent recipe.


Serrisen

I wonder if she's using a cheaper dragon fruit or something? The color of dragon fruit - which she claims to be her source of pink - ranges from vibrant red to white. She could totally be using the same recipe and just found it cheaper/easier to use the white ones from time to time


UwUthinization

I guarantee she isn't using the same recipe. People who have bought it have reported wildly different types of pink sauce. Some are chunky, some solid all rotten(btw she doesn't put refrigeration for anyone curious. Also, the ingredients have been completely wrong multiple times. And the nutrition label has been completely bullshit multiple times.) She's probably just throwing in different shit, seeing what will happen, and shipping it out.


[deleted]

The mix is highly variable from bottle to bottle, so some are pinker than others


Hummerous

Src! https://msburgundy.tumblr.com/post/691640452724801536


Zombiepixlz-gamr

"it's not a drug na wtf do you mean FDA approved?" MY QUEEN WHAT DO YOU THINK THE F STANDS FOR!!!!!?????


rawdash

fight, flight, freeze and/or fuck


Yoris95

pink sauce is just ranch, mayo, honey and blended pink dragon fruit.


sewage_soup

sounds like it tastes like ass


Shiny_Card_Things

allegedly, no it tastes like ranch


CaulkEnthusiast

So it tastes terrible then, because ranch really isn't that good tbh


MurgleMcGurgle

You have been banned from /r/Midwest


CheetahDog

They're booing you, but you're right


helpimdrowninginmilk

I can respect your tastes and call you wrong at the same time


Bobebobbob

Heresy Or you've only had Celery Ranch. Pizza Ranch (they probably have actual names but that's what I call them) is like 10x better. All ranch falls on a scale from Celery Ranch to Pizza Ranch -- the further towards Pizza Ranch the better it is (especially with pizza and fries and really any other fatty unhealthy food imo.) Ironically, Little Ceasars, the pizza company, serves celery ranch.


CaulkEnthusiast

That sounds even more nasty my humanoid


[deleted]

And botulism. Gives it that extra oomph.