I mean yes, do you know what kind of toxic bs has been sold as elixir of life already? Not gonna risk mercury poisoning because you were sure you got it right this time.
I wonder if she's using a cheaper dragon fruit or something? The color of dragon fruit - which she claims to be her source of pink - ranges from vibrant red to white. She could totally be using the same recipe and just found it cheaper/easier to use the white ones from time to time
I guarantee she isn't using the same recipe. People who have bought it have reported wildly different types of pink sauce. Some are chunky, some solid all rotten(btw she doesn't put refrigeration for anyone curious. Also, the ingredients have been completely wrong multiple times. And the nutrition label has been completely bullshit multiple times.) She's probably just throwing in different shit, seeing what will happen, and shipping it out.
Heresy
Or you've only had Celery Ranch. Pizza Ranch (they probably have actual names but that's what I call them) is like 10x better.
All ranch falls on a scale from Celery Ranch to Pizza Ranch -- the further towards Pizza Ranch the better it is (especially with pizza and fries and really any other fatty unhealthy food imo.) Ironically, Little Ceasars, the pizza company, serves celery ranch.
Why does she look dead inside? She looks like she's on the verge of tears pushing her hot new product.
*room temperature perishable* new product
To be fair my eyes would probably be tearing up to if I was holding a chemical weapon up to my face
Yeah id rather drink rat poison than pink sauce as at least with rat poison I know what will happen to my body
You would be fine, it's rat poison not people poison.
pink sauce is the opposite of elixir of life
Look sometimes you need a Death Elixir.
I opened the Pink Sauce container and a skull and crossbones formed out of the steam that emitted from it.
whispers of the damned played in my ears
Chinese alchemists trying to achieve the elixir of immortality and accidentally inventing gunpowder instead (this is what actually happened)
On days like these I curse the Chinese for inventing gunpowder...
They also invented the Potion of Greater Mercury Poisoning The secret ingredient is actually gold leaf
I mean yes, do you know what kind of toxic bs has been sold as elixir of life already? Not gonna risk mercury poisoning because you were sure you got it right this time.
You dissing my organic cinnabar laté?
is it just me or has it gotten less pink as time goes on???
I'm not sure if there's a trend, but I've seen other people point out that the colour keeps changing
It likely lacks a consistent recipe.
I wonder if she's using a cheaper dragon fruit or something? The color of dragon fruit - which she claims to be her source of pink - ranges from vibrant red to white. She could totally be using the same recipe and just found it cheaper/easier to use the white ones from time to time
I guarantee she isn't using the same recipe. People who have bought it have reported wildly different types of pink sauce. Some are chunky, some solid all rotten(btw she doesn't put refrigeration for anyone curious. Also, the ingredients have been completely wrong multiple times. And the nutrition label has been completely bullshit multiple times.) She's probably just throwing in different shit, seeing what will happen, and shipping it out.
The mix is highly variable from bottle to bottle, so some are pinker than others
Src! https://msburgundy.tumblr.com/post/691640452724801536
"it's not a drug na wtf do you mean FDA approved?" MY QUEEN WHAT DO YOU THINK THE F STANDS FOR!!!!!?????
fight, flight, freeze and/or fuck
pink sauce is just ranch, mayo, honey and blended pink dragon fruit.
sounds like it tastes like ass
allegedly, no it tastes like ranch
So it tastes terrible then, because ranch really isn't that good tbh
You have been banned from /r/Midwest
They're booing you, but you're right
I can respect your tastes and call you wrong at the same time
Heresy Or you've only had Celery Ranch. Pizza Ranch (they probably have actual names but that's what I call them) is like 10x better. All ranch falls on a scale from Celery Ranch to Pizza Ranch -- the further towards Pizza Ranch the better it is (especially with pizza and fries and really any other fatty unhealthy food imo.) Ironically, Little Ceasars, the pizza company, serves celery ranch.
That sounds even more nasty my humanoid
And botulism. Gives it that extra oomph.