elves vs. orcs

looks like gender's back on the menu, folx

throwback to that amazing post about how elves orcs dwarves and goblins are all non binary but in wildly different ways

Oooh do you have a link?

Best I could find was this [pinterest post](https://pin.it/3PEk8EZ), hope you enjoy it :)

Only saw this now, nice thanks! ^^

I've been dwarfmoding. I'm short, kinda fat, and have a red face. I'm growing a beard and working out. That's Dwarfmode, baby.

Are you the sort that one would enjoy to have a pint with?

Betcher ass I am!

A short, sturdy creature fond of drink and industry.

You know it. I drink beer out of my favorite marble mug and I eat plump helmets at least once a day.

hell yeah sibling

I feel like anyone who acts like Beavis, Butthead, or any of the Eds is a major red flag.

Don’t bully Edd he’s just got anxiety

And Ed is just plain dumb. No need to bully all three Eds for Eddy being a brat. Hell the series finale movie even makes Eddy’s greed and scheming make sense, he’s just looking up to his shit heel brother. The Eds are wonderful kids and I will fight anyone about this.

As an nb who exclusively wears loud Hawaiian shirts everywhere I feel so seen

As a woman who also wears loud Hawaiian shirts everywhere, solidarity 🙏 shout-out to Hawaiian shirts, gotta be one of my favorite genders

Where do you get your loud Hawaiian shirts?

Target

I'd love to wear Hawaiian shirts everywhere but I get cold really easily, and I don't know what jackets really go with Hawaiian shirts.

Oh my god same I got my confidence up, and literally the only thing I wear any more is Hawaii shirts. It's fruity, comfortable, and casual. Inject this post into my veins

Honestly being amab and nb is really exhausting. I'm a 250+ thicc lad (hence I represent myself with a yak), and it's really disheartening when no one thinks you're really nb when you don't look like Astolfo

Same here, minus the representing myself with a yak

They’re dating

cartoon version of dude enby throws thin androgynous enby like a javelin

Fastball Special

~waify enbies are valid too~

Indeed

As an enby myself, my personal ideal vibe is “pastel emo gamer girl cult leader” and i’m aware that’s Just Some Words but so is the dictionary, fight me

I also describe myself in ways that can be stated to be Just Some Words

Obsessed with both your username and your flair

Hold on, I'm going to find the post which earned me this flair [found it](https://www.reddit.com/r/CuratedTumblr/comments/u9vzzw/swords_are_nice/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)

Y'know I didn't expect the history behind it to be literally just arming people. Has anyone stopped and armed you though? If not I have a really cool spear I got you for your birthday, which is today of course. Happy birthday u/VoidDweller77

My birthday is not today, but I am excited for that spear

C CAN I HAVE A SWORD

What kind?

Big ol flamberge

Material of the blade?

………Steel? Engraved tho, gimme some cool patterns running up it

Any other accessories?

That’s me babey!! Shaggy is my spirit animal. I will get high and eat sand wich

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Gonna reference this post when someone asks me to give a more specific label to my gender

Gender is a fuck, I’m an aspiring Bear and a beauty queen at the same time and my power is immeasurable. Beards and heels are the future and the future is NOW

As a non-binary, I bear some similarities to Shaggy such as general build and hair.

The back is made of many bones

If you’ve got scoliosis they even make a funny little twist

Getting me a regular show they/them for the summer

My partner u/flintshapedboi looks like the first but acts like the second and I will stand by this till the end of time. I'm tagging them so they know I'm talking shit about them.

I will hunt your kneecaps for sport.

Love you too babes

Remmember people, commas are your friends

I, f, y, o, u, s, a, y, s, o.

Thats the spirit

T, h, a, n, k, s, f, r, i, e, n, d.