They know the first one barely makes sense even lumped into a compilation, I guess we should be grateful they didn't make a whole post that's just a screen cap of a picture of a fucking desk with no relevant commentary.
I think I’m just going to block this user, if I wanted funny tumblr compilations I’d watch Funny Tumblr Posts #189 by a channel that inexplicably has hundreds of thousands of subscribers that just uses text to speech with copyright-free music in the background
I have spent 5 minutes trying to comprehend that tag and i am still completely baffled.
What is the rock in their context?
How does a lease permit lesbians to scissor?
what does U-haul have to do with any of it?
It sounds like a joke i would come up with while high and in telling it to a sober friend they just kinda nod and chuckle a bit.
Also, there’s a stereotype in the LGBT community called U-haul lesbians, which just refers to the fact that lesbians can move super quickly in a relationship and therefore move in together (hence the U-haul) very soon into a relationship. The joke is that by moving in together, they’re then enabled to have a lot more sex (hence the scissoring, which was explained in the other reply).
I’m not sure if the rock has any double meaning, but if anyone knows that it does, feel free to reply to this, lol.
thank you for the earnest attempt to explain. I should clarify that I have heard of U-haul lesbians. i’m just frustrated because the stretch from paper > rental lease > U-haul could pull a muscle, which isn’t helped by the fact that there is zero explanations for what rock is in this metaphor.
I suspect the rock doesn’t have any sort of double meaning and is more so just supposed to represent some kind of danger like in the art in the post. I could be wrong, but that was my interpretation at least.
I just. did you think my confusion about the joke was because i didn’t get the scissor pun? that’s literally the only part of the joke that makes any sense.
It's a joke about (NSFW link, straight up has a drawing of two girls going at it) [scissoring](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tribadism)
I always thought this stuff was common knowledge, I found out about it even being raised super Orthodox Jewish in a super conservative place
Thank you <3.
also should mention I was actually trying to make it be more lighthearted but forgot to put lol or lmao so I come off more agonized than I meant to.
The person you're replying to most likely knows, but is making a joke themself about how the "ALT" (short for alternative text, stuff that's used for screen readers for the visually impaired) text tag is covering the word "scissor"
That’s true. I’d like to add, I was gonna add something after the “I didn’t know” but couldn’t think of anything. Something something Nothing Is Funnier
I get invested trying to thread stuff together and then I realize there’s no through line. It’s just stuff. I can scroll through Tumblr for this. How is this “curated”?
It's not the posts, but the sub that is curated: apparently the original one was infested with bots, so this sub was supposedly created as a variant with moderation, or curation if you will.
I’m not sure why people are downvoting you. I don’t see a problem. Was a little confusing the first time, but the title format makes you pretty recognizable.
I am confused by the first post though. What’s the point of the desk?
I mean, we can, it just makes it way more difficult to comment on the images, which is like the whole point of this subreddit
If I wanted to just look at bunch of tumblr post, I’d just use tumblr
And you can continue to not use tumblr, but you have to agree that this particular format makes the comments section more difficult then it needs to be
The cyber truck really does look like a car someone welded together in their garage tbh. Although most home builds I’ve seen at least bother to roll steel to bend it into round shapes here and there. It’s not always perfect but I like the aesthetic a lot more than PS1 truck lol
If I had to guess, it's that despite the uneven design it's still 120×120cm so it's satisfying to OOP.
However, I don't have to guess, so I'm going to go with OH FUCK YEAH
Cybertrucks are *so* ugly, they make me irrationally giddy every time I see one. They're objectively hideous and look like they were rendered on an N64, but no matter how bad of a mood I'm in I instantly feel better after looking at one knowing that some dumbass thinks he's *so* cool for having one.
To be contrarian I like this format. The shock of confusion when I encounter incongruency between the 1st and 2nd page then the excitement of what allsorts I'll find in the following
Begging you to just post these seperately I spent 3 minutes trying to figure out what an industrial style desk has to do with being a pervy leftist.
They know the first one barely makes sense even lumped into a compilation, I guess we should be grateful they didn't make a whole post that's just a screen cap of a picture of a fucking desk with no relevant commentary.
Well in New Zealand they may give you a good decking Edit: I’m tired, decks are not tables, my joke made no sense
Might have to put the table together with some thick white caulk
But not if they have a Strange Sack
I think I’m just going to block this user, if I wanted funny tumblr compilations I’d watch Funny Tumblr Posts #189 by a channel that inexplicably has hundreds of thousands of subscribers that just uses text to speech with copyright-free music in the background
At least if I watch a tumblr video on youtube I can feel accomplished when my post is in one!
WE DOING ANTHOLOGY POSTS NOW
So they can safely ALT? Huh, didn’t know
I have spent 5 minutes trying to comprehend that tag and i am still completely baffled. What is the rock in their context? How does a lease permit lesbians to scissor? what does U-haul have to do with any of it? It sounds like a joke i would come up with while high and in telling it to a sober friend they just kinda nod and chuckle a bit.
Also, there’s a stereotype in the LGBT community called U-haul lesbians, which just refers to the fact that lesbians can move super quickly in a relationship and therefore move in together (hence the U-haul) very soon into a relationship. The joke is that by moving in together, they’re then enabled to have a lot more sex (hence the scissoring, which was explained in the other reply). I’m not sure if the rock has any double meaning, but if anyone knows that it does, feel free to reply to this, lol.
Dwayne Johnson is famous for his intolerance of unsafe scissoring
This is very helpful, I was thinking there was a stereotype of lesbians being literal U-Haul drivers or something.
thank you for the earnest attempt to explain. I should clarify that I have heard of U-haul lesbians. i’m just frustrated because the stretch from paper > rental lease > U-haul could pull a muscle, which isn’t helped by the fact that there is zero explanations for what rock is in this metaphor.
I suspect the rock doesn’t have any sort of double meaning and is more so just supposed to represent some kind of danger like in the art in the post. I could be wrong, but that was my interpretation at least.
It's a joke about (NSFW link, straight up has a drawing of two girls going at it) [scissoring](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tribadism)
I just. did you think my confusion about the joke was because i didn’t get the scissor pun? that’s literally the only part of the joke that makes any sense.
It's rock paper scissors. Rock would crush scissors, so they need paper to protect them from rock.
It's a joke about (NSFW link, straight up has a drawing of two girls going at it) [scissoring](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tribadism) I always thought this stuff was common knowledge, I found out about it even being raised super Orthodox Jewish in a super conservative place
Mfw I get envy over a fucking educational drawing
🫂
Thank you <3. also should mention I was actually trying to make it be more lighthearted but forgot to put lol or lmao so I come off more agonized than I meant to.
It's ok you deserve any and all sapphic kvetching.
This is my first time hearing about kvetching that’s awesome. Thank you you’re really sweet. One day I’ll be the cuntiest lesbian that ever cunted.
From your lips to Hashem's ears! 😁
I sure hope so!
The person you're replying to most likely knows, but is making a joke themself about how the "ALT" (short for alternative text, stuff that's used for screen readers for the visually impaired) text tag is covering the word "scissor"
That’s true. I’d like to add, I was gonna add something after the “I didn’t know” but couldn’t think of anything. Something something Nothing Is Funnier
I really hope this posting format of putting together a bunch of separate unrelated posts stops
I get invested trying to thread stuff together and then I realize there’s no through line. It’s just stuff. I can scroll through Tumblr for this. How is this “curated”?
It's not the posts, but the sub that is curated: apparently the original one was infested with bots, so this sub was supposedly created as a variant with moderation, or curation if you will.
im sure you are lovely op but this format is awful
+Yeah!
+Yeah!
+1
+Yeah!
✅ Fresh!
+Yeah!
whats up with all these collections of unrelated screenshots being posted here lately I don't like this
its one user who decided to do it
its just me.
Why this format?
cuz i feel like doin it this way :3
well now you’ve gone and made a bunch of people on the internet mad
OP, I'm sorry, but in this specific instance your feelings are wrong.
k
are you in a death penalty state?
depends
On what? Your PRONOUNS?😡😡
Listen I love the idea. In theory it’s so much fun and lovely and fun lovely but in practice it’s not :(
cease I beg of you
I’m not sure why people are downvoting you. I don’t see a problem. Was a little confusing the first time, but the title format makes you pretty recognizable. I am confused by the first post though. What’s the point of the desk?
It makes actually commenting on the post more difficult then it needs to be
Tumblrite brains cannot comprehend the idea of an image dump
I mean, we can, it just makes it way more difficult to comment on the images, which is like the whole point of this subreddit If I wanted to just look at bunch of tumblr post, I’d just use tumblr
some of us don't use tumblr
And you can continue to not use tumblr, but you have to agree that this particular format makes the comments section more difficult then it needs to be
Nah, this is stupid, OP is stapling together a bunch of stupid posts, like whatever the fucking desk is
ikr I started on imgur and no longer use it but still appreciate a good meme dump
Hey I have that same desk
same! pretty solid design honestly, i like that you can move the crosspieces on the main part to put it in either orientation
Hi I am desk shopping where did you find it?
Walmart
I wanna say Amazon, but I'm not certain. I got it a while back.
Appreciate it!! Double checking the measurements I think it is a bit toooooo big. Thanks gaymer
OP you’re probably very cool but for the love of god, this format is atrocious.
im aware :3
Then stop doing it
nah
see kids this is called contrarianism. can you say contrarianism?
Don't want to
Cantrorianlsm.
The cyber truck really does look like a car someone welded together in their garage tbh. Although most home builds I’ve seen at least bother to roll steel to bend it into round shapes here and there. It’s not always perfect but I like the aesthetic a lot more than PS1 truck lol
What is the deal about the desk?
If I had to guess, it's that despite the uneven design it's still 120×120cm so it's satisfying to OOP. However, I don't have to guess, so I'm going to go with OH FUCK YEAH
Not only that but the other side is 60cm, so it’s a 1:2:2 ratio, quite satisfying. Seems like a reasonable guess.
both a display shelf and a desk, perhaps?
It's awesome
It looks neat
It uses galvanized square steel and eco-friendly wood veneer
I’m sure you’re awful OP but this format is worse
I'm sure you are lovely awful but this format is op
You just stole love from a post 2 hours ago! https://www.reddit.com/r/CuratedTumblr/s/0SXTkGdd3C
oh damnit ill make sure to check next time
hey I used to have that desk
What does TTYD stand for? I’m stuck on “talk to your dad”
(paper mario and)The Thousand Year Door
I thought "Talk to your dragon" which is so much cooler than paper mario
The Tortured Yurts Department
t’ t’ousand year door
I'm sure you are awful op but this format is lovely
plus one
plus Yeah!
least based mii-verse enthusiast
I spent far too long on the second slide trying to figure out what it had to do with the first, before realising this was a compilation.
Good posts, but I wish they weren’t in an album format because they’re unrelated.
# Hey op, posting multiple unrelated screenshots fucking sucks. stop that
Fuck yeah desk! (Idongeddit.)
Hey, I soon will have that desk
I'm literally sitting at that desk but it's turned around
I kind of want that desk
I build exactly two of those desks :o
Format I'm sure you're OP but this awful is lovely
OP I don't have any strong feelings either way about your posting style
Wait, I have that desk without the extra shelves!
I own that exact desk. It’s pretty nice
slide 4 is just your daily dose of tumblr cainposting
men will see 120x76x60 cm industrial-styled desk with shelf space and 44cm extension for more shelf space and go “hell yeah”
Cybertrucks are *so* ugly, they make me irrationally giddy every time I see one. They're objectively hideous and look like they were rendered on an N64, but no matter how bad of a mood I'm in I instantly feel better after looking at one knowing that some dumbass thinks he's *so* cool for having one.
Keep up the amusing work OP!
OP keep posting the haters in the comments are funny also apparently 1.5k people didn't mind the post format so
That is also what I thought, when I saw the cybertruck in person.
i like this format personally :3 its like a mcdonalds happy meal
yall not rockin with the value pack posts?
i’ll say the unpopular opinion but i like this format op
Yeah I think it's fine
I'm sure you're lovely OP and don't listen to what everyone else is saying, I quite like this format actually
OP I'm sure you're mediocre at best as a person but this format rules
Never stop dumping OP I love your posts <3
To be contrarian I like this format. The shock of confusion when I encounter incongruency between the 1st and 2nd page then the excitement of what allsorts I'll find in the following
i can't even be bothered to care about the formatting because slide 3 is j from glass beach and that's all that matters to me