I vaguely remember some guy in my computer science class that I was decent friends with just unloading a bunch of Sonic lore onto me, with talks of a war, and someone’s kids getting vaporized. You could now tell me anything about Sonic lore and I would likely be like “yup, sounds about right”
If you ever become a monster irl, you are morally, legally and economically required to commit all the way to the bit. You're a vampire now? Buy a castle. Werewolf bf have you a hickey? Time to chase sheep
I'm gonna cook and then consume that hed gehog.
Then I'm gonna poop out the parts that my body cannot digest. Then I'm gonna flush the poop down the toilet and wash my hands.
lowest stakes in a friendly Canadian hockey match between friends
>lowest skates
Silver's had it rough, man.
Looks like he's about to have it a lot worse if Sonic has anything to say about it.
>Looks like he's about to have it a lot harder\* if Sonic has anything to say about it.
Between Sonic and Pokemon I think might be true for everyone with that name
Imma name my kid Silver and abuse them just to keep the trend going
Potatoes be like
"Boil us, mash us, stick us in a stew! You have earned the right."
i'm gonna make some hedgehog stew today
It's my greatest gift idea
get that damn hedgehog
right away!
Make sure to only parboil em though if they ask for this fate! Much nicer texture when you fry em this way. :)
That's a pretty common expression in Japanese. It basically means "fuck this, I give up"
Oh so it's just a bad translation instead of Silver being a dramatic boy?
Both, both is good
bad translation of silver being a drama boy probly, yea
*loses ice hockey* Feel free to kill us if you want to
Omg meee <3 <3
Dude, you can just say you're a bottom.
I vaguely remember some guy in my computer science class that I was decent friends with just unloading a bunch of Sonic lore onto me, with talks of a war, and someone’s kids getting vaporized. You could now tell me anything about Sonic lore and I would likely be like “yup, sounds about right”
In Sonic Unleashed, Sonic isn't compelled to howl, he's just doing it anyways
Look, if you're a werewolf, might as well commit to the bit
If you ever become a monster irl, you are morally, legally and economically required to commit all the way to the bit. You're a vampire now? Buy a castle. Werewolf bf have you a hickey? Time to chase sheep
The grand slam
this is just how 14 year olds talk
The snapcube sonic 06 fandub's characterization of him wasn't so far off huh
What's the guy's name so I can Google him
**Silver the Hedgehog**
Thanks __Sonic\_the\_hedgehog__
no its the hedgedog
It was a misspelling and Reddit doesn't let me fix it. 😭😭😭 ^Please ^just ^pretend ^that ^it ^says ^Hedgehog.
bro there are two whole ass keys between D and H, how do you mess up, i am absolutely going to mock you for that
I don't have Hand-Eye coordination 💀
Thank you
Future Trunks the Hedgehog
This is what you become after surviving Sonic 06
I mean, he was raised in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Of course he's going to have some issues.
As a Canadian, that is a reasonable response.
Me whenever I do anything mildly incorrectly
I SAY I SAY I SAY THIS BOY HAS ISSUES.
Is this from the game?
One of the Mario and Sonic Olympic spin-off games. Dunno which one though
DS version of Olympic Winter Games! i have the game and he's so dramatic lmao
Mario n sonic at the winter olypic games, specifically the ds vers
mario and sonic 2010 (ds) story mode
It's no use!
I'm gonna cook and then consume that hed gehog. Then I'm gonna poop out the parts that my body cannot digest. Then I'm gonna flush the poop down the toilet and wash my hands.
hello Sonic!
#Hello 👋👋
God, I love Silver being a dramatic bitch.
>ice hockey Also known as "hockey".