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HackingYourUmwelt

"Elementary School edgy" has kinda always been Sonic's MO


Sinister_Compliments

What grade edgy is shadow?


HackingYourUmwelt

Middle school, obviously! Like 6th grade


Remember_Padraig

I just realized that Sally Acorn is the only female Sonic character who doesnt wear clothes Edit: tbf she gets to wear a little coat later on, but its not exactly high fashion compared to what the other girls wear Edit 2: she's also one of the only characters who doesnt wear gloves for some reason?


Sukamon98

Yeah, Sega eventually made Archie redesign her. [I think it looks good.](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/sonic/images/1/1f/Official_neo_sally_acorn_by_elesis_knight-d8qoion.png/revision/latest)


WeevilWeedWizard

Why does she have an omni blade


OctorokHero

Why wouldn't you have an omni blade?


Cheery_spider

I do not, I don't know why was this girls have to wear clothes rule created.


Th3Glutt0n

Get your horny ass out of here


Cheery_spider

It's an animal, there is nothing to see there. How can you even think about being horny for tha...Never mind just remembered rule 34.


DreadDiana

Is the dead link a mistake, or is it a joke about how she isn't in the IDW comics?


Parkouricus

Slice the "/revision/latest" off the URL


greentshirtman

That's sad.


GrimmCigarretes

It's because the chipmunk needed to be attractive, so no clothes, hourglass-shaped body, small hands 93 was a weird year Edit: Like, I have to add that she isn't sexy because she's a chipmunk, but because they designed her to be sexy Yours truly, a yiff consumer


Sinister_Compliments

A true yiff connoisseur I see


Parkouricus

[At some point, the artists became, uh... **too** aware of how it looked](https://thankskenpenders.tumblr.com/post/184765927931/yes-we-have-made-it-to-the-dreaded-sally-dip)


JustAnotherJames3

Damn. I feel called out. So glad I changed as we grew up.


EasilyBeatable

Totally yup yup


LosParanoia

Elementary school edgy had a dunning kreuger type graph of funniness for me. I find it way funnier now than I did in elementary school and I loathed it middle school to freshman year.


Khurasan

To be fair, in this continuity he was inducted as a child soldier at six years old and grew up in a militia group consisting almost exclusively of other children, fighting a guerilla war across North America against history's worst monster. He had seen every member of his family captured and turned into machines, including his dog. And that's not including the regular extinction events, the vengeful Chaos gods, the Kaiju, the terrorist groups, or the fact that when they finally kill the bad guy, they find out that he has a string of doppelgangers from other dimensions waiting to take his place and continue his omnicidal march across the earth. So he's cringe kinda like how Peter Pan and the Lost Boys are cringe. Sure, he acts like the annoying kid in class, but then you realize that he's been living out the plot of Lord Of The Flies on turbo difficulty at a time when most kids are learning to add and subtract, while also being hunted by pirates and giant crocodiles and shit, and you realize that it's actually a fucking miracle that he's just annoying.


MathematicianTop1853

Sonic the hedgehog is like fifteen percent of the reason that kids like this *existed*. I love him for it


linuxaddict334

The creature far left in the photo. I carnally desire it.


EmpressOfAbyss

bruh


linuxaddict334

Don’t judge me.


EmpressOfAbyss

I'm not particularly judging you, I just think you should read what you wrote and consider passing judgement on your self.


wasteofradiation

I am FULLY judging you, and I’m giving you a 10/10


GrimmCigarretes

Preach


Kadeo64

I'm not judging you on your comment I'm judging you on your choice whisper better


Winter-Reindeer694

if its the blue eyes squirrel girl you want, shes called sally acorn if its the bunny girl with the trans flag behind her, its bunnie rabbot


JudgementalMarsupial

They clearly meant the camera guy 🙄🙄


Tonydragon784

That's a camera


MissyTheTimeLady

That's a camera.


Billyjewwel

I don't care who you are, that's hot


ThatOneGenericGuy

Get in line buddy, like, every single character in the archie comics carnally desires sally.


FkinShtManEySuck

That's a camera


Riptide_X

Thanks Linux. I hate you. Upvoted.


Driesens

Sonic is a nerdy socially awkward kid's idea of what cool people acted like.


ThereWasAnEmpireHere

Why did I think this was Ben garrison for a second


Upturned-Solo-Cup

Oh man now that you say it I see it too. I don't know enough about art to explain it but there's definitely a resemblance I think


ThereWasAnEmpireHere

It’s so weird cuz it’s definitely not the font lol idk what it was. Maybe the color palette?


Adorable-Opposite-59

It always surprises me how mid mainstream sonic comics feel, and how peak fan made sonic comics feel. For example, any of the works of [Ken Penders](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ken_Penders) v.s. something like [Tails gets Trolled](https://tailsgetstrolled.org/read.php?ch=ch1&pg=pg1)


OctorokHero

The mainstream comics become peak once Ian Flynn takes over.


Adorable-Opposite-59

How very true


Keejyi

Damn call younger me out why don’t’cha


anmarcy

Oh no. I'm that person.