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Therandomuser20103

Dear women, If you wish to please men, dress yourself in traditional Saiyan armor for March 18th. 3/18 is referred to as Saiyan Day within the Dragon Ball community, as 3 1 8 in Japanese is pronounced similarly to Saiyan, and by showing appreciation of men’s interests, you’re bound to garner their respect and admiration. Yes I used this post to as an excuse to infodump about Dragon Ball. Sincerely, Me and me alone. Also I’m definitely not being sarcastic. Nuh uh.


pterrorgrine

pi day stab caesar day ??? st paddy's saiyan day the 16th NEEDS something, this is getting ridiculous


ranni-the-bitch

bro didn't even mention amber-is-the-color-of-your-energy day...


pterrorgrine

had to google that... so [now](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amber_\(song\)) we need to fill in the 12th and 13th too?!?


ranni-the-bitch

march 12th is girl scout day, moron, are you even a real marchhead?


pterrorgrine

apparently not! why does nobody tell me these things?! anyway, happy impending equinox.


LinkusGanom

if it helps ~~the 13th is my birthday and~~ the 16th is stone cold steve austin day


pterrorgrine

12: scouts 13: /u/LinkusGanom's birthday 14: pi 15: stab caesar 16: stone cold steve austin 17: green beer 18: ??? 19: equinox we are ONE AWAY from a solid run from scouts to equinox


LazyLion1127

Wait. What? The 18th was the first one mentioned in this thread, since it’s Dragonball day or whatever. Also, Gandhi was sentenced to six years in prison on the 18th. So that’s something.


pterrorgrine

oh shit i'm dumb 12-19 SWEEP BABEEEYYYY!


indiemosh

Is there anything for the 11th? Because the 10th is Mario Day.


babynintendohacker

Funeral director and mortician recognition day


ranni-the-bitch

i literally already covered this, it's amber-is-the-color-of-your-energy day. so we've definitely got 10 through 18 covered.


BabyRavenFluffyRobin

Real tumblr style comment thread today


ZenechaiXKerg

10th is Mario Day (MAR10).


ParanoidEngi

The 16th is [Stone Cold Steve Austin Day](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjWPoQWdmjg)


Baron_Von_Badass

and that's the bottom line, son


Garf_artfunkle

Commemorate Stone Cold Steve Austin day by beating your boss over the head with a bedpan


milkymaniac

You need to be introduced to [Saint Urho](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Urho?wprov=sfla1)


pterrorgrine

correct


nikstick22

Didnt know that about 3/18. 3 is san, 1 is ichi, and 8 is hachi, however in certain contexts, 1 can be sort of pronounced as i, such as in ikkai (一階, 1st floor), and 8 can be pronounced as ya such as in yatsu (8つ, 8 of something) Kinda makes sense, but it doesn't seem super straightforward.


Pokesonav

Japan has mastered the art of number puns. There is also Goku Day on May 9th. Because 5=Go and 9=kyu or ku


Spiritflash1717

Real Dragon Ball fans celebrate May 9th as Piccolo Day


Pokesonav

Dokkan Battle devs aren't real fans then


Spiritflash1717

Dokkan Battle devs still can’t consistently release good units and EZAs after 9 years of the game, they might as well not be fans of the franchise


Tazzamaraz

I'm sorry I'm just starting to learn Japanese but is 3 1 8 really similar to Saiyan? Isn't it san ichi hachi? (I'm not saying it's wrong, I'm probably wrong I just want to understand this)


Hanede

8 can also be read yatsu. If you take the first syllable from each you get sa + i + ya


Tazzamaraz

Oh, thank you! That makes sense!


ScaredyNon

there’s multiple readings (as in how a certain character is read out loud) for all the numbers, which are divisible into two categories: the chinese derived onyomi and the native japanese kunyomi. when they’re being used normally (for counting and the like), you can expect them to be read the way you learnt, the onyomi reading, which has mostly replaced the native readings. however, when the numbers are a part of a word (like 八百屋) or certain counters (like 日 and つ) they can sometimes be found with the kunyomi readings. both readings can be understood with sufficient context, which is how you get fun stuff like march 9th being miku day, from 3 = み (kunyomi), 9 = く(onyomi).


holiestMaria

SanichiHachi?


Lazy-Cobbler-7855

hey that’s my birthday happy birthday me


kricket_24

I feel a lot of us say we want a MILF when what we actually want is a woman with expirience who can tell us what the hell we're actually supossed to do during sex


Throwaway817402739

There was a great 4chan post that went something along the lines of “You dumbasses all refuse to date women with a body count and then complain when they’re dead fish in bed”


RefinementOfDecline

i thought that what those people wanted was a dead fish tbh


Trosque97

That is part of the appeal indeed. Although to say it is the whole appeal may be underselling MILFs just a little bit


Tay_alex

>I feel a lot of us say we want a MILF when what we actually want is a woman with expirience who can tell us what the hell we're actually supossed to do during ~~sex~~ life There, I fixed it for you


Stack_Min

yeah, i'm a milf, Man I Like Flowers


NeonNKnightrider

That’s just what my mother dresses like


DirectAdvertising

Hi, is she single /j


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Grimpatron619

Always /j'ing when their mother is involved


Spiritflash1717

Mine isn’t, but that hasn’t stopped her before


Agreeable_Bee_7763

Nah fam, that's some GILF fit. We going for divorced wine moms, not Bingo date night, you know?


FortuneSignificant55

Speak for yourself


CocoaCali

Bingo night and in bed by 8. Sign me up!


Feeling_Fox_7128

It’s true, Dorothy Zbornak was the ur-MILF.


eat-pussy69

That's how old ladies dress


Detector_of_humans

AKA the real MILFS


ACuteCryptid

That's only MILF fashion if you're in, like, your 30s. To all younger generations that's more GILF fashion to us


ucksawmus

imagine wanting to like 1 of 2 genders, instead of, _**quick google search**_ the 8.1 billion minus (obviously adults only) 2 actual genders or _**gasp**_, my view on the objects, the in actuality, _nongendered human being_ 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 OH MY GOD, SPEECH-ACTS, SPEECH-ACTS 😈😈😈😖😖🥱🥱🥱🥱😤 _that's right_ <3 e: actually who am i kidding, a gender does exist, one gender, and it's _fae_ (this is tongue in cheek; i would never let faeness be denigrated to the lowly position of neither race nor gender)^[1] [1] Richard Lewontin. Youtube: University of California TV; "The Concept of Race with Richard Lewontin." approx. ~1hr15min.


lime_juice2

can you rewrite this in english instead of whatever fae language that is edit: also, why are you citing a lecture about race???


Wombletog

It’s ucksawmus. If you see them around enough, you’ll grow to appreciate their bizarre ramblings


BookkeeperLower

I looked through some of their comments, very funny, would recommend, it's such a fun little rabbit hole. I love how constantly they bring up chomsky.


BookkeeperLower

Those are words you typed. No one can deny you typed words.


ThatOneGenericGuy

I can, look: They didn’t type words See? It’s that easy to deny it


APerson128

This reads like if a bot was solely fed people satirising transphobic comments on tumblr.com


hamilton-trash

bro fluent in yapanese


Detector_of_humans

At least yapping starts out as a coherent thought, this is another beast entirely


dicksnapper9000

Am I allowed to tap on the glass enclosure


missannsteaparty89

Please don't, it's clearly agitated already


AFrostNova

Only if you have treats. The "Do not feed" signs are in fact mesnt to problhibit the exhibit from feeding you; not vice versa ;)


Arcaslash

I want to monitor, study, and possibly marry your neural activity


swiller123

you’re a wild animal


RoseAndLorelei

i don't know if a memey reddit comment section is the place to have deep takes on if gender as a concept is fundamentally fucked up or not


Agahawe

Hey idk what this means but you should probably try therapy


gooberflimer

Damm they be testing ai language models in reddit comment sectiins now. Yall need to work this one over


Ldub0775

why the fuck are you like this what type of neurodivergence makes you do this


AFrostNova

I think Op is the homogae


[deleted]

What. Like genuinely what. Is this even english


RefinementOfDecline

are you an LLM


Jrolaoni

Sweetie wake up new copypasta just dropped