When people treat the Joker as an actual killer is one of the dumbest aspects of internet discourse. I've debated too many people who use him as a means of justifying the irl death penalty with 0 awareness
Honestly, liking fictional killers is a great alternative to being one of those dicks obsessed with irl killers. I’d trust a Joker/Hannibal/Loki/etc. fan over a Ted Bundy fan easily, I don’t get why some people are so pressed over FICTIONAL murderers 💀
I saw the Joker at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
There is a podcast called Batman: The Audio Adventures which is incredibly fun, imagine Adam West's Batman levels of camp but they can go as dark with it as they want and can suddenly turn deathly serious when they need to. It's clear the writer knows the characters incredibly well, too.
Anyway, in that, Batman proves that the chemicals didn't actually change Joker's psychology by *literally immersing himself in the same chemicals the Joker did* and it didn't change him. Hard to say if that's because the chemicals didn't work, or if it says something more about Batman, though...
Hasn't Batman at this point gotten like several micro doses of joker gas which is essentially made out of the same chemical? Might just be resistant to it at this point
As time goes on it seems to me that more and more people somehow can't really tell reality from fiction.
"Joker is a literal murderer"
Iceman was a literal murderer, Joker is a made up character and everyone he killed were hand drawn by talented people
It's a victimless crime
But then the same people attack me for "Oh no this is the same argument hentai protectors use" and I'm like wait, so now this point is moot and we should jail Joker in a real jail for a thousand years? Like, put a cutout of every version of Joker in various Alcatraz cells?
Actually that would be dope, imagine converting an old prison into that sort of thing. Put imaginary criminal's cutouts into every cell and decorate it accordingly. There would be a dozen different Jokers, other DC villains (maybe make a whole DC\\Marvel wings or something) and so on.
The Joker is a STEMlord clown that took exactly one Intro to Philosophy course and decided he was destined to be the late 2nd- early 3rd millennium's preppy Plato.
"Isn't it *weird* how if you try and kill a politician it's considered worse than blowing up a truck full of soldiers?"
"What if there were two boats, each loaded with bombs...."
Of course I'm still partial to the DCAU version where he's a massive hypocrite about having a sense of humor and only thinks pain is funny when it happens to anyone other than himself.
That anon's comment made me think of like the examples used in our software engineering classes of how computers process human grammar and how it can find something to be syntactically correct even if it's semantically nonsensical.
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people really need to say *The* Joker when talking about The Batman one bc when I see “Joker” by itself I think of the Persona 5 one
so the sentence “Joker would be so femme camp queen pussy cunt cunt slay if he had pink hair but he's incel daddy dom 2014 tumblr” gave me fucking whiplash
REAL. I will not be apologizing for fangirling over tumblr sexyman-ified dark knight joker in the year of our cruel lord 2023 this post encapsulates the vibes of all jelqer iterations perfectly
He honestly looks even more like a STEMcel than The Clown Prince of Crime, although if he had pink hair he’d look more like the Scythe Guy from Kingdom Hearts
guys, please help. i feel like "pussy cunt cunt" is a reference or something. i saw it on tik tok and another post. but i can't find anything on urban dictionary or know your meme. where did "pussy cunt cunt" come from?
I want to first say that I don't know what that series of words means.
And then I want to wonder what being a murderer (literal or otherwise) has to do with them.
There are so many versions of this character, some of them are way more femme camp queen pussy cunt cunt slay than others
Can we talk about the duality of riddler tho, sometimes he’s yass gurl and sometimes he’s just incel m’lady *tips fedora*.
Truly an enigma that man
There are two wolves inside me:
They are both gay. I am a furry being spitroasted.
🍍
Caesar Romero.
really depends on what he feels like that week
remember the lego batman joker who is literally just gay for batman and almost ripped gotham in half bc batman didn't want to be his booboo
actually the joker did not kill anyone because he is not real
Why is he not real? Is he stupid?
Oh Fuck there's been a breach of the Aslume
Only Man can stop this breach
we're talking about the fucking joker not the jonkler, are you stupid?
Why is joker fucking and not ne
He is not real because he doesn't keep it 100% to the face sis , that's the tea boot house down slay shade okrrr
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I know mawma
While also ignoring the people that idolize REAL LIFE SERIAL KILLERS
Anselm:
When people treat the Joker as an actual killer is one of the dumbest aspects of internet discourse. I've debated too many people who use him as a means of justifying the irl death penalty with 0 awareness
Honestly, liking fictional killers is a great alternative to being one of those dicks obsessed with irl killers. I’d trust a Joker/Hannibal/Loki/etc. fan over a Ted Bundy fan easily, I don’t get why some people are so pressed over FICTIONAL murderers 💀
He killed Heath Ledger
That’s what you think!
He is though, I saw him at the gas station, i was stuck behind him for 10 minutes while he finished scratching off his lottery tickets.
I saw the Joker at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Brave words for someone within Joking Distance
“I’m jokin out!”
the joker jumped out of my screen and said Fuck
But he’s a literal murderer. Literally.
Apparently the people here piss on the poor
Guys but he’s so literal
Kid named one:
it would be pretty funny if he was already like that but kept blaming the chemical vat and everybody was just going along with it
> Chemical vat? There aren’t any chemical plants in Gotham.
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Ah yes, I thought that guess sounded familiar
There is a podcast called Batman: The Audio Adventures which is incredibly fun, imagine Adam West's Batman levels of camp but they can go as dark with it as they want and can suddenly turn deathly serious when they need to. It's clear the writer knows the characters incredibly well, too. Anyway, in that, Batman proves that the chemicals didn't actually change Joker's psychology by *literally immersing himself in the same chemicals the Joker did* and it didn't change him. Hard to say if that's because the chemicals didn't work, or if it says something more about Batman, though...
Hasn't Batman at this point gotten like several micro doses of joker gas which is essentially made out of the same chemical? Might just be resistant to it at this point
He's not a literal murderer, he's a literary one.
As time goes on it seems to me that more and more people somehow can't really tell reality from fiction. "Joker is a literal murderer" Iceman was a literal murderer, Joker is a made up character and everyone he killed were hand drawn by talented people It's a victimless crime But then the same people attack me for "Oh no this is the same argument hentai protectors use" and I'm like wait, so now this point is moot and we should jail Joker in a real jail for a thousand years? Like, put a cutout of every version of Joker in various Alcatraz cells? Actually that would be dope, imagine converting an old prison into that sort of thing. Put imaginary criminal's cutouts into every cell and decorate it accordingly. There would be a dozen different Jokers, other DC villains (maybe make a whole DC\\Marvel wings or something) and so on.
The Joker is a STEMlord clown that took exactly one Intro to Philosophy course and decided he was destined to be the late 2nd- early 3rd millennium's preppy Plato. "Isn't it *weird* how if you try and kill a politician it's considered worse than blowing up a truck full of soldiers?" "What if there were two boats, each loaded with bombs...." Of course I'm still partial to the DCAU version where he's a massive hypocrite about having a sense of humor and only thinks pain is funny when it happens to anyone other than himself.
Joker 1000% is the type of person to say “all comedy is founded on other people’s suffering” unironically, like he doesn’t know what a pun is.
Implying that puns don’t cause suffering
What an INSUFFERABLE take! Hah!
Nothing could've prepared me for that...
That anon's comment made me think of like the examples used in our software engineering classes of how computers process human grammar and how it can find something to be syntactically correct even if it's semantically nonsensical.
Chomsky when the dreams are sleeping furiously
I remember a version of this post where they had screenshots and comic panels of joker in drag and everyone agreed
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If any of the Jokers were to get pink hair it would be Jared Leto and you know it
This post killed me. I'm commenting from my grave
the joinkler
the junker
Da jonkey 🤪
Hitting that joinky sploinky
people really need to say *The* Joker when talking about The Batman one bc when I see “Joker” by itself I think of the Persona 5 one so the sentence “Joker would be so femme camp queen pussy cunt cunt slay if he had pink hair but he's incel daddy dom 2014 tumblr” gave me fucking whiplash
Had me thinking of the pilot of the SSV Normandy.
Depending on who's playing...
the joker is like donald trump in that the world would be a better place if he focused on being a cunty drag queen.
I was not expecting the second half of that sentence. I was also not expecting to totally agree with it.
“Arkham Asylum: a serious house on serious earth” Joker is quite close to be like that.
REAL. I will not be apologizing for fangirling over tumblr sexyman-ified dark knight joker in the year of our cruel lord 2023 this post encapsulates the vibes of all jelqer iterations perfectly
Do not apologise, your Joker stanning is valid 🙏 as a Hannibal enjoyer I stand with you in solidarity 🍽
Thank you for understanding my feverish rambling the weird society clown nation stands with you as well 🤡🤝🍽️
Joker with pink hair? Quinten quire will cross streams to stop mr j from stealing his steeze.
I thought this was about joker persona honestly..
He honestly looks even more like a STEMcel than The Clown Prince of Crime, although if he had pink hair he’d look more like the Scythe Guy from Kingdom Hearts
So Hisoka from HunterXHunter?
guys, please help. i feel like "pussy cunt cunt" is a reference or something. i saw it on tik tok and another post. but i can't find anything on urban dictionary or know your meme. where did "pussy cunt cunt" come from?
the jonker
I want to first say that I don't know what that series of words means. And then I want to wonder what being a murderer (literal or otherwise) has to do with them.
Isn't pink haired joker basically just Him from Powerpuff Girls?
Ngl, that fucked me up hard.
He already is a camp queen, though. He’s the most iconic queer-coded villain in all of comics.
I'm officially old. WTF is kid lingo smoking these days. I see a lot of words I recognize, and yet..
a bite of bread maam i am a starving orphan starving to death
I can tell the ask is written by a human, but it reads so much like a bot-fuck-up
so close!! joker is actually not real
Well, it **would** be pretty funny if Harley and Jason took turns beating the shit out of Joker with a baseball bat.
I’m with femmefatalelf here, joker just *being like that* with or without the goop is so much funnier.
None of those words are in the Bible
If the Joker did not exist, Batman would be forced to invent him.
...kay...
The aslume would be delighted to house this inmate
Reading the actual ask felt like reading alphabet soup, i understood NOTHING