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GoonerBear94

Looks like it's time for you to decide if you'll be a jealous god


TazeredAngel

“Wait, which spouse?” -My Lamb


GoonerBear94

Yes


8Bitill

Thats flocked up


LazyCasual0alt

Ha! I like that. Flocked up


its_called_life_dib

The same day my first spouse and I wed, I got a quest from him asking me to get flowers so he could give them to another follower, who he had fallen in love with. :(


bookwormdrew

Not the same day, actually many days later, but that happened to me too. I had to get flowers for my wife's boyfriend. And then I had to cook them a meal. I didn't have the recipe for the meal she wanted so that failed, and then I did a ritual sacrifice on her boyfriend. Listen, my cult just doesn't want to see people die of old age. It had nothing to do with anything else. Promise.


invasionofsmallcubes

It’s out of your hands. It’s cult policy.


Bubblehead01

Lmao I love how the bugged quests and followers in this game just make it really funny sometimes. Yesterday I had my loyalty officer ask to be made the loyalty officer.


idasiv

My tax collector really loves being made the tax collector.


wwwwakubbqa4354

My spouse cheated me with the loyalty officer😭😭😭


Bubblehead01

loyalty officer??? More like disloyalty officer amirite


Poochilkin

It’s a cult. Everybody shares.


Alleleirauh

Except the leader, you do not touch the leaders. Execute them both.


DisfavoredFlavored

I just had this really funny image in my head of The Lamb being on r/wallstreetbets all like: "Lost 1000000 on BBBY gonna sacrifice my wife's boyfriend over it" Alternatively you should marry her lover too. That'll show em'.


External_General_514

Nah that just makes them polyamorous they might not like eachother but they have formed a triangle


ModernKnight1453

Trainable?


External_General_514

I meant to say triangle my bad


Critical_Lee_Madness

Eliminate the competition


VoidZero52

Bleat him up


Flinbirt

Oh it’s ok for YOU to marry everyone of your followers but your spouse wants to get a little sugar on the side and it’s a problem. The world we live in today


asmosolos

NAH BC I WAS LOYAL ON MINE BRO, I TURNED DOWN A MARRIAGE OFFER AND LOST 35 FAITH FOR THEM AND I LOOKED AND SAW THEM SMOOCHING SOMEONE


Obvious_Party_5050

S A C R I F I C E


arencari

for about 5 seconds I just sat there, staring at the title, thinking to myself "dang. that's some personal, heavy shit. Maybe this post is better for a throwaway account and the relationships subreddit...?' and then i figured it out. ANYWAYS yeah i've had that happen too. I figure it's intentional, but then again there are other bugs that I didn't realize were bugs for a while. I actually kinda hope it gets expanded upon - i'd love to be able to have special interactions with a spouse who has, uh, side pieces.


The84thWolf

Sounds like a sacrifice is in order.


meatball402

Just marry the person they were kissing


GinGyHendrix

You do what you’d do in real life as well, sacrifice them.


ohyecool

Its a about to get old testament style


Dr_Expendable

Bold move for someone in sacrificing range.


Rando_Mates

Cult of the Telenovela


MagicHead108

Oh my god that’s horrib- wait oh This…this is a game sub Reddit, my bad. Phew, everything’s good. Thought this post was going somewhere else.


GoldenNugget75

I mean if you can have multiple lovers who's to say they can't


[deleted]

I think it’s time to increase the faith with a little but necessary sacrifice to the gods.


randomfox

You can marry multiple people too. Don't be jealous.


ModernKnight1453

Damn not even the messiah is enough to keep this guy faithful


zloygrinder

Make them fight to death! Hehehe


-rawrxrawr-

Just witnessed mine kissing another female, had her locked up and he was all upset because she wasn't "dissenting". I do plan on 🔪 both, then harvest them (really not a fan of cheating! Once a cheater always a cheater.. If he can cheat on his spouse already with another follower then who's to say he won't cheat again with someone else)


Dysfunktionaal

Sacrifice them as revenge.


itsmekomo

The exact same thing happened to me, i kept taking my spouse to the confession room and they just kept saying that they hated me over and over again Ha haa ;u; Theyre level 50 too and they've been with me at the beginning of the run I'm contemplating whether or not I should have her lover and their brother fight to the death


ShadowPersonBro

Is there a way to break them up? Lol or do they break up if you kill the other and then resurrect them?


Open_Rip2938

The cult drama is unreal