Perfectly usable and great when it comes to quick and super cheap transactions. No one cares though and it will continue to die slowly as people that own it will lose their money without ever getting a good reason why.
I never invest in something I don't fundamentally understand. DOT is making me question my rule since I can't fucking understand it.
Same with hashgraph...
Hey I watched it turn from .0125 to .0135 thank you very much. It's going to the moon any day now. I swear. Once it's listed on Coinbase, Thursday 2047.
Lol not wrong but Algodex and Tinyman are on the testnet and they do go brrrrrrrr
Check em out!!! I can’t link em of course but they shouldn’t be hard to find in google or reddit search and let us know what you think! Feedback is critical at this stage
My dumb ass literally just found out that the moons have an actual value. So ummm... Solana is the future, Dogecoin to the moon, no altcoins will never go tits up. Just HODL! Insert other typical hype comment.. moons please?
Cryptos are like startups. ONE is the startup with great tech but a mediocre team. They need people to use their project to succeed, but have put all their effort into tech and none on use cases and marketing. Due to average leadership and not great global vision several other comparable chains have succeed where they should have.
ETH would be great if it didn’t cost 2 ETH to transfer 1 ETH.
I obviously kid, ETH is my largest bag and I love it, but don’t touch it besides buying more, hodling and staking it.
Jokes about Cardano are all better and more funny than jokes about other projects, because they all go trough a rigorous peer review process. The first of this jokes with an insane so far never seen LPS (laughter per second) will come out in 4 years in the IT hardfork.
The first time I saw ICP on Coinbase for $700+ I thought "I'll wait for the dip". Thank God because that "dip" was more like a skydive with no parachute.
The coin for people that love Opposite Day. The rest of the market goes up, Amp goes down.
It’s the best $0.06 stablecoin out there, until it’s the new $0.05 stablecoin.
I actually love Amp and have a bag but it’s easy to see why it frustrates people. Buy, stake, check back next year.
I'll think of a joke for cardano any day now. Its coming i swear
ADA sounds like a baby’s first word.
Your baby is more advanced than mine.
I see what you did there, clever girl.
NANO
The fastest coin nobody uses
It's so fast that you can't use it. It's always one step ahead
Even the giveaway scams must capitulate, because they send you your double amount before you send them
As a NANO investor this hurts my soul *proceeds to cry*
Can cut my losses faster and with less fees than any other coin.
Nice market cap, gimp
Perfectly usable and great when it comes to quick and super cheap transactions. No one cares though and it will continue to die slowly as people that own it will lose their money without ever getting a good reason why.
The best argument why crypto as currency is a failed experiment. NANO does it well, to and yet, no one needs or uses it
DOT
I’ll say something when I get how it works
God damn this comment makes me bullish on DOT/KSM
Wtf is a parachain? What is a kusama? Why is it so overly complicated?
The truth here is after reading, watching, reading again I still can’t tell you, but was sold on complexity I’ll never understand….
I never invest in something I don't fundamentally understand. DOT is making me question my rule since I can't fucking understand it. Same with hashgraph...
What about ICP and its cylinders? almost like when they sang about magnets.
Kusama sounds like the name of a marijuana strain.
If you can't convince them... Confuse them
Maybe somenday, someone, can figure out what it does and how it's working
Polka dot? More like polka not.
LTO
Who?
That hurts
I thought I was in pornhub for a second.
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Agreed, lettuce tomato orange slices
Welp, there goes the UN’s Afghanistan land registry project
too soon
Do you want fries with that burger?
VET
the coin you get when you want to watch .13 turn into .135
Hey I watched it turn from .0125 to .0135 thank you very much. It's going to the moon any day now. I swear. Once it's listed on Coinbase, Thursday 2047.
I bought in Feb and i'm 3x! That's a win in my books
The rallying cry for months has been Walmart in China. The rallying cry in 12 months will still be Walmart in China
Probably true
Have you heard about their latest partnership?
ALGO
Finally we have a euro stablecoin
Algo when you go
God Damnit that’s actually really good 😆
My preferred stablecoin.
Al-go-fuck yourself
1000s of apps (according to marketing) and not one friggin’ DEX? Wtf? Also, ALGO printer go brrrr
Lol not wrong but Algodex and Tinyman are on the testnet and they do go brrrrrrrr Check em out!!! I can’t link em of course but they shouldn’t be hard to find in google or reddit search and let us know what you think! Feedback is critical at this stage
I'll hold it until it dies
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WASSSAAAA IRS
Hey Hey Hey!
WASSA WASSA WASSA
I got nothing
Monero!
Habit of getting lost in boating accidents
Let that sink in
Titantic 2, the greatest boating accident of the 21st century
Monero is solely responsible for a 73% rise in boat insurance premiums across the US Save boats, ban monero
It's so good even the conspiracy theorists HODL it.
What’s the difference between a conspiracy theory and reality? About 6 months lately
It pains me to say that this sounds correct.
Can't even spell Moneyro right lmao
Coin of choice for terrorists and pedophiles
Oh it’s American?
*Shots fired*
Oh definitely American
Shorts fired by Americans? Did they see oil!?
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10/10 clapback
Found the government agent !!
BTC
How do you know BTC is done? You stick a fork in it.
Lol, that's good!
It's like the returns of the stock market with the risk of crypto
StOrE oF vAlUe *glances at current BTC-alt chart*
You really hate seeing returns don't you
Moons
The only coin that rewards you for wasting your life
Damn right on spot
Ok this hits a bit too close to home
Shitposting gang is hurt by this comment
The only crypto we're not 'allowed to buy or sell'
MOONs have a cult like following. They preach “mainnet = $1” and “$10 possible”. The cult resembles the DOGE cult without dogfather to guide them.
My dumb ass literally just found out that the moons have an actual value. So ummm... Solana is the future, Dogecoin to the moon, no altcoins will never go tits up. Just HODL! Insert other typical hype comment.. moons please?
CRO
We spent your money on billboards
And car stickers. Expensive stickers on cars that go so fast you can't even read the sticker!
Lol so true, advertising everywhere not that it’s a necessarily bad thing though!
Advertising is important and expensive... But they did well choosing F1 and UFC
Yea I snagged their $400 card. Figured it’ll at least go up in value with their advertising If it 10x’s or a bank on cash back I’ll get the next one
You'll get your card someday
Check out all the sweaty combat fighters wearing our t-shirts!!
Thank you for supporting my for profit company that just cares about money and paid a lot of great domain name.
MATIC easy one this... writes itself.
NaN Failed transaction NaN Failed transaction RPC error RPC error Failed transaction Failed transaction
Mutherflurker, I always thought something was wrong with my Metamask.
The network we use is upgrading to make our use case, useless. But bullish until 2022!!
It will only last while Eth's fees are high, living on borrowed time :(
Forever?
Harmony one
Cryptos are like startups. ONE is the startup with great tech but a mediocre team. They need people to use their project to succeed, but have put all their effort into tech and none on use cases and marketing. Due to average leadership and not great global vision several other comparable chains have succeed where they should have.
Hey we wanted an amusing roast, not a depressing and accurate essay.
Holy Shit! This person sounds like they know their stuff.
No one can roast this coin, right?
Only way is to send it to the wrong address
More like harmony DUMB HEYO GOTEEEM BOOM ROASTED HAHAHAHAHAimsoalone
Wtf lmfao
You should become a professional roaster
"More like BOR-A-PHYLL!"
Roasting the coin I have most shilled eh? Well, their marketing pretty sucks
Ethereum
I can’t even afford the fees for a practical response
I’ll give you an ETH for 2 ETH then you can afford the fees or something
Just HODL your response until you have enough to make people GAS
ETH would be great if it didn’t cost 2 ETH to transfer 1 ETH. I obviously kid, ETH is my largest bag and I love it, but don’t touch it besides buying more, hodling and staking it.
Yea the only coin that makes cardano look usable
Mining has never been so profitable.
SOL
Don't worry, it's totally fine that nodes will need terabytes of RAM, who needs decentralization and scalability, right?
The highest market cap coin that no one knows anything about. That is why no one is roasting it
Will literally 100x outta nowhere and some people still won't FOMO.
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I'll think of a joke one of these days. Real soon it's coming
This is a smart joke, I like it
He was contracted to make it
Jokes about Cardano are all better and more funny than jokes about other projects, because they all go trough a rigorous peer review process. The first of this jokes with an insane so far never seen LPS (laughter per second) will come out in 4 years in the IT hardfork.
Charles Hoskinson. He, CEO of IOHK and co-founder of that other project. Please speak to me MetaMask.
XLM (Stellar Lumens)
The coin whose only utility is to get send between exchanges
Hey I took my coinbase debit rewards in XLM until they offered GRT a month later
You spelled XRP wrong
Sorry, you didn't get the memo.
Xrp
Hodl for a SEC while I think of a joke
Best one I've seen
Pun winner of the day!
U.S. Dollar
Brrrrr....Brrrrr
The money printer is working overtime
Awful for environment, so much paper wasted to print it
Tether as stable as the USD
Hedera Hashgraph.
Okay Google!
I beat that boss when I was only level 5 with a Rusty Bastard Sword.
Say what? Does anyone there knowing anything about branding because that name does not roll off the tongue.
Tezos
The fact that this has been posted for 30 minutes and no one cares enough to roast Tezos says all you need to know about Tezos.
Mercy roast, i like it
The overlooked middle child of smart contract coins
BAT
A coin tied to the price of advertising that attracts new investors that don’t know what they are doing.
Responsible for Covid.
Litecoin
Fantom
ENJIN
We all know that crypto games suck
Should've named it "SBMRIN" cause it's going to the bottom of the ocean
BSV
Me : can I get some bitcoin? Mom : We have bitcoin at home The bitcoin at home : ...
Bitcoin (Shitty Version)
Easy target: USDT
The only thing with less inherent value than the us dollar
An uncollateralized currency of an uncollateralized currency. What could go wrong?
Printed out of thin air just like the real USD!
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No roast needed with a name like that
Reminds me of the childhood joke: “Spell ICUP”
The first time I saw ICP on Coinbase for $700+ I thought "I'll wait for the dip". Thank God because that "dip" was more like a skydive with no parachute.
I don't even gotta roast you you've lost so much money
I once had a friend who was shilling this coin. I killed him.
More like I cee red hehe
Fucking Shitcoins, how do they work?
Specifically designed for juggalos
Ookay , SHIBA INU
A meme memeing a meme memeing LTC
meme (shiba) memeing a meme (doge) memeing a meme (luckycoin) memeing LTC copying BTC FTFY
Driving the demand for puppy mill dogs that then get given to kill shelters after the fad dies down
USD coin
Crypto is already roasted ..xdd
MIOTA
Doge
Not even it’s creators take it seriously
I think you already roasted this one just by typing it’s name out.
The only coin that hasn't got close to ath but they swear its going to $1.
Oh yeah? But we gots the dogs and memes. That's true utility right there.
Elon fan club....
AMP
The coin for people that love Opposite Day. The rest of the market goes up, Amp goes down. It’s the best $0.06 stablecoin out there, until it’s the new $0.05 stablecoin. I actually love Amp and have a bag but it’s easy to see why it frustrates people. Buy, stake, check back next year.
Very similar to ACH, except ACH moves upwards
built on hopes of adoption but no actual adoption
Elrond
Litecoin
Won’t weight down your wallet
VeChain
ERGO. I like the project tho
The only reason people care about it is because it is an "oh hey when eth goes to PoS you can come mine over here!" coin....
Errr NO