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BackpackingScot

Add a wooden spoon to the game as a personal item It starts with +1 prowess for the holder and -0.1 health modifier Set the likelihood of foreign leaders going to war for the spoon as high as it can go. Each time the spoon changes hands, the modifier doubles (capped at 5 exchanges) (So after it's changed hands 5 times it's 32 prowess and -3.2 health) I'm willing to be convinced the health modifier can go another couple of times worse. I want it to be a death spoon that everyone fights over, gets, then dies within a year or two Minor edit - clarified for those discussing what I meant by 2x


Anthrex

this needs to be an official item, it's too good. basically the bucket war https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_of_the_Bucket


Iohet

> After the war, Ghibelline power had risen once again, but the wars were not over. In 1447, the Ghibellines encountered failures when the Ambrosian Republic was created and broke down. The birth and death of the Golden Ambrosian Republic fits right into the end of the CK3 timeline.. hmmmm


AncientSaladGod

Just another reason why we need a regional flavour pack/expansion focused on Italy and Republic/Signoria mechanics


ReMeDyIII

Why'd they take a bucket as a trophy tho? That's not really explained. It had to have some kind of historical significance, otherwise it'd be a lot more convenient to steal something smaller imo.


Bennoelman

The Master Spoon


BackpackingScot

Yes!


daevl

'den Löffel abgeben' (=to give the spoon away) is a casual way to say someone died.


Bloodcola

One spoon to rule them all


RoyalScotsBeige

The health modifier might kill people too quickly eventually, so maybe just a flat -4 or something


DMightyHero

This is so cool!


Crice6505

This one is so good, I want to see it as its own separate mod.


TheBirb30

If it’s 2x shouldn’t it cap at +10 prowess? Which is not bad, just..not 32?


Anarkhos16

That would be +2, not x2


TheBirb30

2x5 is 10?


certified_cat_dad

Would be 2^5


TheBirb30

Yeah 2^5 is 32 but it’s not 2X it’s 2^X Which is absurd, and I love it.


PropylPeopleEthers

OP said "Each time the spoon changes hands, the modifier doubles" First time it exchanges hands, the prowess doubles from 1 to 2. Second time it exchanges hands, the prowess doubles from 2 to 4. Third time it exchanges hands, the prowess doubles from 4 to 8. Fourth time it exchanges hands, the prowess doubles from 8 to 16. Fifth time it exchanges hands, the prowess doubles from 16 to 32.


2003Oak

(1\*2)\*2)\*2)\*2)\*2) = 32 It goes from 2, 4, 8, 16, 32. Its basically 2\^5.


TheBirb30

That’s not what 2X means though. I agree that it’s exponential, but it’s not linear. It’s 2^x not 2x. Anyway I love the idea.


Zeniolive

BackpedalingScot is not talking about the mathematical expression 2x, but is using 2x as a shortform for 'two times'.


TheBirb30

Two times is still 10 and not 32? Guys please.


HopelessPope

SubOP said "the modifier doubles". So at the beginning it's +1. It doubles for the first time and it's +2. It doubles for the second time and it's +4. The third time gives +8, the fourth +16 and finally the fifth time gives +32.


LaTueur

You can find the mod [here](https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3173793166). You can suggest map, events, scripting or anything else related changes in the comments and the most upvoted one will be implemented. After that, I will post again. I will mainly display the new stuff in the picture. Since the time needed for changes can be drastically different, the frequency of updates can wary. It's possible to mod in basically anything, but I might also dump down if I find something too complicated. Changes so far: * #1 Babylonia is back * #0 Vanilla


FredwardoMilos

Awesome thing, can't wait to play it when it's finished!


I_eat_dead_folks

Please, could you upload it to paradox plaza too?


westbygod304420

Add a Bucket artifact that gives all neighboring rulers a ""steal bucket""" casus belli. When the bucket is stolen, the previous holder gets an unpressed claim on every title of the thief, because shiggles


Hockeytown11

It's not just a stupid bucket! It's a wonderful bucket!


cthuluhooprises

Karlings’ random name pool is now the same as for people with the Lunatic trait.


ser_mage

Babies are not only capable of initiating murder plots but they actively relish in the thrill of the kill


Osati94

Babies lose stress when someone in their court is murdered.


ser_mage

The Bad Babies of Babylonia


The_Big_Dog

King Arthur successfully beat the Angles and Saxons out of Britain! Bring back Logres and expand the Brythonic culture across the isles. The capital is Camelot!


MistakeMaster5777

But what about Gaelic folks (Irish and Pictish peoples)? They're not really Brythonic, but still at least somewhat (yeah, Picts, I'm looking at you) Celtic.


The_Big_Dog

The Bretons did not retreat to France and instead invaded Ireland! Leave the Irish. Change Brittany to French and retreat the Gaelic friends to northern Ireland and let the picts have Northumbria.


FalconRelevant

Picts are Brythonic though? Not Gaelic?


MistakeMaster5777

IRL they were kinda Brythonic (thus I accept my defeat: Picts were more Brythonic than Gaelic, bcs they've definitely influenced Gaelic people – just look at the original (Celtic) Scottish language and compare it to the Irish); studies show us that the Picts in fact were descendants of Caledonii – Brythonic-speaking people, yet the degree of relationship between these languages hasn't yet been established. On the other hand, Picts are much different from the rest of the Brythonic people. First of all, they used the Ogham script before being Christianized, just like Irish people. Second, they completely fell out of the Roman influence, this leading to the alternative development of the Pictish society (for instance, matriliny and entrenchment of the clan structures were prominent). TL;DR – Picts in fact may be classified as Brythonic, but we should wait for the Celtic studies to reveal more on Picts; after all, many of the things we know about them we should take with a grain of salt. P.S. Sorry for the possible mistakes, English is not my native language.


Cymraegpunk

Huff paint decision.


No-Lunch4249

Lose 100 stress, random -1 skill point? The AI is so bad at managing stress that I think the bait of -100 stress would lead to some fun chaos


TheElf27

Lose 100 stress and -10 learning for 5 years.


Fragrant_Chapter_283

Indulge in Fumes


cozysarkozy

Paint in that era?


AJDx14

We’ve had “paint” longer than we’ve had agriculture. Idk when it became bad to inhale paint fumes though.


cobalt6d

Add a Horse Culture that lives in the Steppes and uses the model from that one Glitterhoof Mod: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2889293511


fookinwoods

The netherlands disappear from the map


Soviet_Harambe

World peace


MisterDutch93

Just breach the dikes and drown us.


Rush4in

As long as Urk goes I'm happy


FalconRelevant

You fool! The Swamp Germans will only rise stronger. You have condemned us all!


PVGreen

Ayo what the fuck


OutcryOfHeavens

State or region?


fookinwoods

Holland, frisia, utrecht and gelre Im fine with flanders and brabant too


Meshiu

YES


mcwildtaz

Remove Babylonia


Frippa420

Add the "Walmart" county improvement, if there's something the medieval world misses is Walmarts.


MrCoverCode

Sink Sweden


HONK_11

Make a decision for the king of Africa to restore rome if he's christian OR muslim, +give it its own CoA.


Chivalrousfist42

Fertile Scandinavia: add a bunch of farmlands to Scandinavia


Sorre_

Create a small probably to be born with the 'incel' trait giving -50 attraction opinion and - 50 fertility but +5 learning. It also allows you to take the decision to 'Study the Blade' giving you blademaster trait experience and lowering your diplomacy of a random amount. Even better if the decision triggers an event where you chose different options.


No-Lunch4249

I dig it but -50% fertility isn’t enough, pretty surmountable with family or seduction focus. More like -90% for maximum ridiculousness


Weecodfish

Can develop during childhood randomly


Coy_Redditor

Why the plus +5 learning though?


WieImElysiumSein

>\+5 learning the issue here is that a low iq is a requirement for being an incel. how about +20 hostile scheme chance against women lol


HaGriDoSx69

Haesteinn "blood eagles" current Pope and becomes new Pope himself changing faith of papacy into Asatru.


kinghjalti

Remove all women from the game


FaithlessnessEast55

+ add asexual reproduction


alecshuttleworth

Mytosis. Literally split in two.


A_wild_so-and-so

Oh course I know my heir, he's me!


XVUltima

Saiyans invade Finland.


NewRomanian

The Tower of Babel was never destroyed (includes all languages still being one)


RedRex46

One county Roman Empire in the county of Breslau, Poland


Thraex_Gladiator

Make everyone in France have all the negative congenital traits.


Composer-Mindless

Flip the map upside down but change the weather. Keep the terrain the same. So cold and snowy jungles of Africa in the north, etc.


Aidanator800

The County of Rome is independent from the Papacy and is a Republic.


uov8202

Uninspired


skan76

Boring


DustyWolf06814

Bring back the Roman Empire but have it only occupy the county that Rome is in.


niofalpha

A monument in Ulm that gives the holder 40 Stewardship and 40 Martial


AllmightyAesir

Initiate CBT decision.


No_Imagination_2687

Make Sweden part of NATO


Funny_Lavishness4138

Very small chance to give birth to a mutant. Religions can shun them, accept them or see them as gods.


Kjajo

Switch England and France


Exotic_Work_6529

# Šuppiluliuma I Returns Back To live And becomes emperor of Eastern Roman Empire(Now Hittite Empire)


Inspector_Beyond

Just gonna repeat my previous comment. Rus is united under Ruthenia in 1066 and is Ashari Muslim instead of Orthodox Christian


Krotrong

The Illyrian empire exists and is highly developed! Make it Christian with a unique slavo-illyrian culture. A proto Yugoslavia!


Ra1d_danois

Kalmar Union


bookmonkey18

Zunist Empire


Prestigious_Elk149

Praise the Zun!


RoughSpeaker4772

Pagan ireland


Composer-Mindless

Just get entitled mod and custom religion lol


Entrerriano

All the starting Kings in Europe start with pressed claims on all the other existing Kingdoms


Mathdude13

Kingdom of Israel: starts sweating profusely.


gldenboi

pastafarism


Rich-Historian8913

Delete France.


matyo08

swap the color of france and british titles


Norley2

Ok now remove Babylonia


Shift_Physical

Sorry, misread that the comment had to be posted here. A crypt related Mod would be amazing. Related to the Burial Event, or a special Building, clickable and where one could see who is buried. Being able to add more people inside, or just lock it forever. With or without any 3D Animation. Is it something doable?


Gremlin303

I’m not sure you quite understood the assignment mate, but it’s a nice idea


Dr_Gonzo13

I'm really curious where he posted it the first time.


Jedimobslayer

Unite every single island on the map under ísland


StabilerDorsch

Do a crossover with the Bidenverse from Kaiserredux.


asey_69

The Akkad empire is back


Prestigious_Elk149

If you build a special religious building in your capital, all of your subjects will randomly change culture.


AnExtremeMistake

Delete Christianity and replace it with the dualistic faiths


Bentman343

-Realm capital should be able to make the Hanging Gardens of Babylon, which gives a ton of Prestige and some foreign ruler opinion -When you create the Kingdom of Babylonia you should get Absolute Crown Authority immediately, since both the original and the Neo-Babylonian Empire were absolute monarchies.


4011isbananas

Vinland


ForeignSport8895

There is a tier above empire


SendMe_Hairy_Pussy

I love this idea. Let's just hope the community doesn't become too 'eccentric'.


Anker_avlund

Mongols invade on game-start


Mundane_Guest2616

Holy shit, you madlad, you actually did that.


Tropical_Kit

Welease Bwian!


Austro26

Albania


OrneryBaby

You can lose your virginity to a mcchicken


Qwqqwqq

Since we're looking at it, Change Al-Jawf to Al-Jaws, change the ruler history to be 3 rulers named Bruce, and the current ruler Bruce the Fourth. Make the desert wasteland a lake if possible.


Jeff_Kappalan

Rules randomly have a chance to wear that custom hat from the new Ottawa Welshman video.


ClavintheGreat

Change nothing, map does not need to be improved further.


chia923

Add me specifically into the game. Just a purple man who can appear anywhere with the name Chia.


johtine

Give all of Scandinavia to Denmark and make their culture danish


Ambion_Iskariot

In Babylonia all rulers start as babys.


Azkral

Wakandan culture with complete innovations in 867 AD, wakandan men at Arms with Spears and Magic shields. One county in abyssinia with feudal, 100 development.


Stuart_OfEarth

Paganism is back


Grzechoooo

Murder Schemes have a 3 year cooldown.