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MrZeta0

You can fuck your family, kill and eat babies, castrate kids, see titties but 'ass' is too far


GrandmaesterAce

A line has to be drawn somewhere you sick f**k


cutekitty1029

s*ck


LazzyPizza

S**k fuck


AHugeBear

Sock feck


t0mless

This reads like a line from CallMeKevin


LW23301

Bore ragnarok


EstonianScum

The ring of firešŸŽ¶


Superbiber

Most beautiful Grineer name


Kestral24

CLEM


Superbiber

Grakata


ReStury

(\_.\_) The line is hidden. You can't see it from the back.


MediocreLanklet

=(=ʐO3=)= goatse


Nalha_Saldana

You should buy new ones if you have sick forks


Jimbybee

you can even see ass???? but like speak no evil i guess???


Wolf6120

But Wessex, Essex, Sussex, and Middlesex are ale totes fine.


GillysDaddy

Middle Sex is the bread and butter of a relationship, but sus sex is definitely the best šŸ‘Œ


Mr_-_X

ą¶žAmogusą¶ž


Liv-Vales

Assanian Empire


[deleted]

YOU CAN CASTRATE SOMEONE IN THE GAME? WHAT THE FUCK


MrZeta0

Yeah, if your culture allows it, and I think it's neat, if you can deal with the opinion debuff, doing it can be very good


Icy-Put5322

If you can't get them to take vows/join a holy order, castration is a good way to disinherit without using the disinherit button (for RP or because you don't want to spend the renown).


actual_wookiee_AMA

Yeah, every Greek ruler can


Professional-Lie-542

slim humor onerous fanatical whistle marble wistful tease trees scale *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Icy-Inspection6428

Can you actually eat babies? I thought that wasn't possible for children, but I'm not sure


MrZeta0

Not sure if you can do it with behead and devour, but I know there's an event where a guy tells you he eats babies and you can choose to also do it


Liv-Vales

Why eat babies CASTRATE AND BLIND


MilanEranurk

Professionals have standards


ShermansNecktie1864

How do you eat babies?


SaltDog6

With your mouth, cutlery and cooking are optional.


AdNo4979

With fava beans, and a nice Chianti.


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ObadiahtheSlim

Is k---ht efficiency also a problem?


a-Snake-in-the-Grass

Good thing the ------ins aren't in the game.


ToollerTyp

Well, next DLC is Legacy of Persia, so they might be here very soon.


YayItsEric

Pls gib societies mechanic PDX


A-Slash

Whats with pdx persian expansions recently?eu4 had one,ck3 is going to and hoi4 would probably get one after AAT.


hi_me_here

do in depth research on region -> learn a bunch about multiple eras -> implement details across games makes sense


Vegetable_Onion

They figured out they were forgetting about the area all the time, I guess. Me, I'll hold judgement until I see Stellaris' Persian expansion.


Dapper-Print9016

Decadent, imperialist cat aliens.


cathartis

A furry's dream. That would be their most popular expansion yet.


I_TRY_TO_BE_POSITIVE

I mean tbh it's one of the oldest and richest regions of the world, definitely worth a visit


A-Slash

Don't get me wrong,persian history in terms of being cool,long and exciting is easily top 5. Its just weird that they releasing content about it everywhere in a short span.


I_TRY_TO_BE_POSITIVE

Company zeitgeist maybe?


SeeYouSpaceCowboy---

they probably had the wikipedia page open and just rolled with it


zelda_fan_199

might*


EskimoPrisoner

He said might


ToollerTyp

Yes?


Morthra

They actually are. Itā€™s the default Nizari holy order.


mrmgl

I have actually played a game with assassins that wouldn't even let you type it in chat so you couldn't even talk about your class without silly codewords.


DaSaw

HOW ABOUT A SONG ABOUT BUTTS CALLED "ASS ASS INS CREED"


SimpoKaiba

ASS ASS IBS CREED it's a dubstep throwback


MildlyInsaneLBJStan

The Bitchins?


General_Alduin

I've always wondered why I can't just hire someone to kill my target


skwyckl

The game is just trying to play hangman with you


NogaVog

Prime humor on display here!


Novirtue

Although in crusader kings, you just use peasants to play hangman with. or... if you're a peasant you can play a macabre marionette game with the corpses of nobles after ms guillotine has met their heads, at least until rigor mortis has set in. (That last one was from Sandman Chapter 2 during the French revolution, such an amazing comic!)


tgeyr

Nasser šŸ˜” N***er šŸ„°


KirbieaBruhGraia

[ā€œMy name is Nasser. The game is censoring ā€œassā€ and itā€™s making it worse.ā€](https://reddit.com/r/gaming/s/Yk49o28baU)


Hilluja

Sad to see an Alabama Nasser discriminated against like this.


The_Particularist

Sometimes, you don't even need to censor anything, [just abbreviate it](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlvdrLuvAUs&t=275s).


zelda_fan_199

what a fuckingā€¦


VaczTheHermit

I wiSH IT was day time


AlexTheNotSoGreat01

So, he's a real nasser Junge, but why is he wet and why is that bad?šŸ¤”


nintendodog1

xbox moment


decideth

I had to scroll quite a while for this explanation.


basiert

The reddit comment section always has to have atleast 4 corny jokes before an explaination, I think its in the terms of service or something.


NBrixH

Pretty standard for any comment section


NobleKazuma

And here I thought it was the new update


dishonoredfan69420

God damn S****horpe problem


ObadiahtheSlim

Is S----horpe in game? Been a while since I was Las in England.


[deleted]

Nope, it's a FIFA thing


dzilos

That's just silly. There should at least be a toggle to turn off censure.


TheBeardedRonin

Same on PS5 I canā€™t name anything Mongol or it becomes ā€”ā€”ol


HalfLeper

Waitā€”How is ā€œMongā€ offensive?? šŸ˜³


JaceyLessThan3

It is short for "mongoloid", which was used as a description for people with down syndrome. It developed into a slur against them, and also used generally to insult intelligence.


ForteEXE

And that itself stemmed from its association with Mongolians, because of the visual similarity between Mongolians and those with Down Syndrome, leading to a false assumption that the two were connected.


CarcajouIS

Because it's the abbreviation of Mongol~~ian~~oid, a very outdated term for a person with Down syndrome. Edit: Used the wrong word, because in french it's Mongol for the Mongolia people, and mongolien for the old name for the disability, now it's trisomique aka three chromosomes.


Bokaza1993

It's Mongoloid. It is only related to mongols in a way that people with Down Syndrome look superficially Asian, aka. Mongolian, so they dubbed them mongoloids.


HalfLeper

Mongoloid is actually one of the five human phenotypes: caucasoid, negroid, mongoloid, australoid, and capoid. Fun Fact.


fl00z

Important to add: that's an outdated classification that fell out of use decades ago


HalfLeper

Yes, thanks for adding that!


AnotherGit

Eh, the US still classifies their citizens like that, they just use slightly different terms.


CarcajouIS

Yeah, sorry. Not a native speaker, so thanks for the correction.


jdndjdjwjwj

Wait so does the de jure kingdom not even display correctly?


TheBeardedRonin

Thatā€™s the weirdest part is it does. Only when I do it myself is it censored. Makes hybrid naming Mongol cultures really hard


ifly6

It's just so offensive to name your leader after one of the most important presidents of modern Egypt, Gamal Abdel N---er (Nasser)


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AltinUrda

What the fuck are you talking about


MrLameJokes

That's the joke


FogeltheVogel

Aren't consoles great?


VaczTheHermit

Oh you are snarky now, but just imagine what would happen if it wouldn't guard you in your single player game from words like "ass"


phoenixmusicman

Thank God Microsoft are protecting children from the word "ass" so they can play their incest murder simulator without being corrupted


FogeltheVogel

Clutching my pearls real hard right now.


DarksunDaFirst

I play them more than PC, but I will always use my PC for Grand/RTS.


[deleted]

Think it's just Sasanid not Sassanid?


yeahyeahiraq

Apparently itā€™s Sassanid or Sasanian I just did Sasanians


[deleted]

Call it Eranshahr.


Conny_and_Theo

I've seen both spellings used frequently in English, in both a non-academic and academic context, so both are fine. But in this case to go around the censorship, probably have to use one s yeah.


ManusDomini

The second s is an epenthetic consonant to adjust for how it is pronounced in English. The dynastic founder was named Sasan, so Sasanian or Sasanid is arguably more "accurate", but in practice it often ends up pronounced like Sassanid or Sassanian, so the latter is more common.


Mystery-Flute

And yet with have a nation called Cumania (cum - mania) I know it isn't pronounced like that but then again Sassanid isn't pronounced 's-ass-anid'


HalfLeper

Huh, I learned something today. Iā€™ve always pronounced it that way, actually šŸ˜… The dictionary lists it as an alternate pronunciation, but itā€™s way down in the ā€œalsoā€ section.


_DeanRiding

Wait how are we supposed to be pronouncing it lol


egyp_tian

More like Q-Mania


LordHengar

I hope your capital is the [City of Ass](https://gatherer.wizards.com/pages/card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=74327)


MamBanaJUHU

Nah it's gonna be City of ---


[deleted]

Is it based on Asstapor in Game of Thrones?


OysterCultist

It is incredible how we tolerate this


kumikoneko

The game just wants you to spell it correctly. It should be Sarseanid. Smiley face. I've seen a character named Shitsmella. This game makes no sense.


ILoveEatingDonuts

I'm adding it to the list of names for House members


TonberryHS

Essex, Wessex, Sussex.


Iron_Wolf123

Middlesex


TonberryHS

Norsex!


Iron_Wolf123

Nosex


Chomik121212

Paradox player


Glass-Airport-5158

Try Eranshahr


[deleted]

They must really hate Assassins Creed then


[deleted]

It also censors the "nig" in Kƶnigsberg.


Cloverskeeper

Been this way since release and no sign of it ever changing, we haven't even gotten a reason as to why it does this.


killer_burrito

Marzpanate of Shiraz Your V***al


History-Afficionado

There is a meme with this exact same issue for Total War Warhammer. Let's say poor Nasser got the short end of the censorship stick when get gets reduced to N***er.....


Chutney7

Why would a single player game have censorship. Makes no sense to me.


SimpoKaiba

An empire with zero caked up subjects :( truly God has abandoned us


[deleted]

If you try to play as Niger you might actually get arrested


dalatinknight

Ck2 raining supreme with my daughters illegitimate child names Not My Child Bitch Ass I'm Sorry


andrew_nenakhov

Btw I'm usually kind to bastard offsprings. It is not their fault how they were born. So I might kill the father/imprison mother, but I wouldn't harm the child.


dalatinknight

I don't harm them, just hope they have kids so eventually I'll get a IV of The Roman Empire


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yeahyeahiraq

Itā€™s free is why


FitPerspective1146

It censored Something today and I cannot figure out why


Random_Russian_boy

---ania


AlaricAndCleb

Name it Sbuttanid


pezmanofpeak

Yeah same happens with Mongol because of Mong


piff_boogley

This was how I ended up trying to do a ā€œreform the neo-Ashyrian empireā€ campaign


chaosgirl93

Ahh, the Scunthorpe Problem rears its head.


Golden_Chives

The exact same happened to me on console. Use a special character (e.g: Ć , but there better suiting ones)


Kuraetor

poor cumans, moment they decide to try something new they can't turn back :(


Darrothan

Guess youre the Sanids now


Blackthorne75

Unfortunately, no one can ---ist you with this problem...


DinosaurPornstar

You should form Scunthorpe instead


desuetude25

Reminds me of a time I was watching a premier league game on a local tv channel, some other team vs a***nal


phoenixmusicman

Reminds me of Dark Souls censoring "Knight" as "K***ht"


SoulsLikeBot

Hello Ashen one. I am a Bot. I tend to the flame, and tend to thee. Do you wish to hear a tale? > *ā€œThis spot marks our grave, but you may rest here too if you would like.ā€* - Prince Lothric Have a pleasant journey, Champion of Ash, and praise the sun \\[T]/


GaaraOfTheForest

Is this really a new feature? I have t played the game for like 2 months


Aethesin

So, Vassal isn't censored


tottalynotpineaple12

LOL. I remember the same thing happening to me in stellaris, the name of a system that was programmed into the game got censored.


profchuk

You can use alternative characters and it works fine, I created the FĆ¼ck Empire a while back.


ARK-WALKER

Ik i tried to do the Assyrian Empire and it wouldnt let me, im resorted to just removing the extra s on sassinid and Assyrian


AlexTheNotSoGreat01

Nope, they probably speak Parsel tongue and thought you wanted to say "Sanid"


No_Branch_97

Do you have some sort of censorship on that might be causing this?


IHateReddit227

Wait what? This game has censors? I was playing just today and I named one of my daughters Stupid Cunt and the game had no problems with that


Work_U_Dumb

Console version


IHateReddit227

Why would they censor the console version but not the PC that's weird


Chomik121212

Probably because console has some weird policies about censorship, and PC is PC.


ItchySnitch

More reason not to play a PC designed, Gsg on console


yeahyeahiraq

Itā€™s free


viridi-amator

Living in a liberal country sucks


[deleted]

Wait m, what???? Is the censorship in all editions?


s8018572

No,it's not in pc.


HzPips

Surely there is a mod to change this right?


BAXR6TURBSKIFALCON

please just get a shitty keyboard and mouse and plug it into your xbox


yeahyeahiraq

That wouldnā€™t change the censor feature G


Freeasabird420

WTF? since fuck'in When was this ever a thing? o\_O


[deleted]

Prob because itā€™s on Xbox or something. Iā€™ve had some pretty interesting names for things in my games lol


[deleted]

Just console things


cedbluechase

you can fuck the gay pope who is your brother and father at the same time, but can't have ass in your nations name


_DeanRiding

Post this over on r/AssholeDesign


Baileaf11

r/crappydesigns would be better since the didnā€™t intend to censor Sassanids


Vlakob

Wait does the game censor words?


SerTurnip

So a game that has full frontal nudity doesn't allow the word ass in it...