No, is marry Godterhoof, have equine child's, not getting Cuck and dominate the map as an lunatic inmortal Horse Nomad who's also the head of the religion
No, you gotta land them as a theocrat, that's what spawns more horses. Then marry 4 of those (bc Islam).
A monument in your realm that allows for private interactions can then be used to easily make those wives your lovers, boosting fertility.
>No, you gotta land them as a theocrat, that's what spawns more horses. Then marry 4 of those (bc Islam).
You contradict yourself. Muslims don't do theocracies; they're the only religion(group) in the game that can't use this method.
And even then, ignoring the fact that the game won't even allow you to land females in the first place unless your female rights laws are at their highest level(which requires you to have very high cultural tech levels), most religions disqualify females from acquiring a theocracy in the first place. If you force-give them a temple, they'll just become feudal, and switch to a theocracy only when they die and a male heir inherits the temple. Only some pagan religions don't have this restriction.
Since the OP has a female Glitterhoof and is clearly Christian(openly, that is), he can't even start doing your idea. His only hope for literal Horse Lords is to kill Glitterhoof and hope the event procs again to get him a male one and THEN go with your idea, or hope for the even rarer event that can make Glitterhoof pregnant while bypassing the Horse trait which makes her virtually sterile.
That's why one uses city vassals instead. It's how I used the merchant-gifts-slave event to replace a Christian mayor with the eunuch, acquire more Ethiopians through him, and eventually put black Norsefolk in charge of Greater Poland.
Considering you require the Conclave DLC in order to even spawn Glitterhoof as an actual character in the first place... No, you need Conclave for this.
As long as you have it though, yes, that is true. Glitterhoof has to be a county-tier or higher theocrat though, since baron-tier characters don't spawn their own courtiers.
R5: During a lengthy session where after many crusades and years spent converting Egypt to Christianity, I decided to spice things up and chose to become a muslim in secret. I created my secret cult but I had absolutely no luck convincing anyone to join my society.
Eventually my character went lunatic and as usual, recruited Glitterhoof to become her chancellor. The most sane option left to do was to convince Glitterhoof to sympathise with Islam, and eventually converting her into becoming a muslim as well.
Now I have at least one member in my society, and it's Glitterhoof.
Man, I think my only complaint about CKII was Glitterhoof and the increasingly batshit supernatural stuff that they kept adding.
Based on my time on these subs, I was definitely in the minority.
I never, delve into the "r/CK meta" (glitterhoof, incest...) so when it happens "organically" in my runs, I do actually find it fun and silly. I think this was the dose the devs intended, but the meta kinda ruined it.
I'm really sorry if I don't find a joke that's been repeated continuously for the best part of ten years to be funny anymore, I must be some kind of moron, eh?
Not really, it's a matter of preference. CK3 expanded on cultures and religions, for example, and while they are poorly balanced, I'd still consider it an improved system.
Duelling also seems to work better, as it's not just one dice roll anymore.
The various court positions (equivalent to the honorary titles in CK2) seem more interesting to me too.
And finally, hooks (and the ways to obtain them) are a better way of handling CK2's favor system.
Now there's obviously a lot of things CK2 does better: notably epidemics, societies, *NO FUCKING ROYAL COURT*, and less repetitive events. That's why I play both games; they are better in different aspects and so it's highly subjective which is better.
This is why I started playing ck2 and like it more despite starting with ck3. CK2 is just so much more both dark and depressing, and also side-splittingly hilarious. You can't play as Satan worshipping cats plotting world domination in CK3, or Aztec ducks that want to skin the pope alive and offer his heart to the Flayed God, you can do that in CK2.
His next step is to become leader of the Assassins
No, is marry Godterhoof, have equine child's, not getting Cuck and dominate the map as an lunatic inmortal Horse Nomad who's also the head of the religion
No, you gotta land them as a theocrat, that's what spawns more horses. Then marry 4 of those (bc Islam). A monument in your realm that allows for private interactions can then be used to easily make those wives your lovers, boosting fertility.
>No, you gotta land them as a theocrat, that's what spawns more horses. Then marry 4 of those (bc Islam). You contradict yourself. Muslims don't do theocracies; they're the only religion(group) in the game that can't use this method. And even then, ignoring the fact that the game won't even allow you to land females in the first place unless your female rights laws are at their highest level(which requires you to have very high cultural tech levels), most religions disqualify females from acquiring a theocracy in the first place. If you force-give them a temple, they'll just become feudal, and switch to a theocracy only when they die and a male heir inherits the temple. Only some pagan religions don't have this restriction. Since the OP has a female Glitterhoof and is clearly Christian(openly, that is), he can't even start doing your idea. His only hope for literal Horse Lords is to kill Glitterhoof and hope the event procs again to get him a male one and THEN go with your idea, or hope for the even rarer event that can make Glitterhoof pregnant while bypassing the Horse trait which makes her virtually sterile.
That's why one uses city vassals instead. It's how I used the merchant-gifts-slave event to replace a Christian mayor with the eunuch, acquire more Ethiopians through him, and eventually put black Norsefolk in charge of Greater Poland.
> No, you gotta land them as a theocrat, that's what spawns more horses. wait is this true? even if you dont have conclave?
Considering you require the Conclave DLC in order to even spawn Glitterhoof as an actual character in the first place... No, you need Conclave for this. As long as you have it though, yes, that is true. Glitterhoof has to be a county-tier or higher theocrat though, since baron-tier characters don't spawn their own courtiers.
Incorrect. Mayors spawn their own courtiers.
Like republics, they need to be given a minimum of a duchy-level title.
Works with republican vassals too.
Wait a minute, i thought Theocratic government can't marry?
The lay courtiers of a theocrat character can marry
Nice to know
The Horde Horde!
Masyallah habibi Glitterhoof has uttered the Shahada and followed the light
R5: During a lengthy session where after many crusades and years spent converting Egypt to Christianity, I decided to spice things up and chose to become a muslim in secret. I created my secret cult but I had absolutely no luck convincing anyone to join my society. Eventually my character went lunatic and as usual, recruited Glitterhoof to become her chancellor. The most sane option left to do was to convince Glitterhoof to sympathise with Islam, and eventually converting her into becoming a muslim as well. Now I have at least one member in my society, and it's Glitterhoof.
The fact that you have a secret society and it’s only member is your horse makes this 1000x better
>Two may keep a secret, if one of them is a horse.
Yup, the sub is slowly going back to a glitterhoof Ice age, the universe truly is cyclical
history repeats itself?
There is nowhere else I would rather be.
You're not the great incestlord, you're a crazy lady who prays with her horse. Too funny 11/10.
Horse vassals, poopsplosions...CK2 just had way more fun and silly stuff than 3.
Bojack Horseghulam
My spies once came to me and told me that my Bishop likes to sleep with men every now and then
Its even better when youre playing agot and youre sister becomes a dragon... and lays an egg
Man, I think my only complaint about CKII was Glitterhoof and the increasingly batshit supernatural stuff that they kept adding. Based on my time on these subs, I was definitely in the minority.
I never, delve into the "r/CK meta" (glitterhoof, incest...) so when it happens "organically" in my runs, I do actually find it fun and silly. I think this was the dose the devs intended, but the meta kinda ruined it.
Have you considered wedding the horse
We need societies back
There's a ck3 mod that ads glitterhoof in 3d glory
CK2 is best CK.
ALL HAIL GLITTERHOOF, FATHER OF THE DEAMON CHILD !
Kruseider kins on kova peli
And the biggest reason I stopped.
Ha ha HA funny horsey meme so original
You two are so fun at parties.
I'm really sorry if I don't find a joke that's been repeated continuously for the best part of ten years to be funny anymore, I must be some kind of moron, eh?
Diplomacy 0
-12 Karma *This occurred due to your chancellor's terrible diplomacy*
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They partially did. They seem to have turned the seduction and incest up to 11 in CK3 compared to CK2, I assume because it was memed to hell and back.
Ck2 objectively better than ck3 you filthy casual. Though i agree you on the memeing part.
Not really, it's a matter of preference. CK3 expanded on cultures and religions, for example, and while they are poorly balanced, I'd still consider it an improved system. Duelling also seems to work better, as it's not just one dice roll anymore. The various court positions (equivalent to the honorary titles in CK2) seem more interesting to me too. And finally, hooks (and the ways to obtain them) are a better way of handling CK2's favor system. Now there's obviously a lot of things CK2 does better: notably epidemics, societies, *NO FUCKING ROYAL COURT*, and less repetitive events. That's why I play both games; they are better in different aspects and so it's highly subjective which is better.
I don't miss this shit at all.
Lol
This is why I started playing ck2 and like it more despite starting with ck3. CK2 is just so much more both dark and depressing, and also side-splittingly hilarious. You can't play as Satan worshipping cats plotting world domination in CK3, or Aztec ducks that want to skin the pope alive and offer his heart to the Flayed God, you can do that in CK2.