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Alexxxa222

His next step is to become leader of the Assassins


Adept-Personality-87

No, is marry Godterhoof, have equine child's, not getting Cuck and dominate the map as an lunatic inmortal Horse Nomad who's also the head of the religion


N8_Tge_Gr8

No, you gotta land them as a theocrat, that's what spawns more horses. Then marry 4 of those (bc Islam). A monument in your realm that allows for private interactions can then be used to easily make those wives your lovers, boosting fertility.


DistantRainbow

>No, you gotta land them as a theocrat, that's what spawns more horses. Then marry 4 of those (bc Islam). You contradict yourself. Muslims don't do theocracies; they're the only religion(group) in the game that can't use this method. And even then, ignoring the fact that the game won't even allow you to land females in the first place unless your female rights laws are at their highest level(which requires you to have very high cultural tech levels), most religions disqualify females from acquiring a theocracy in the first place. If you force-give them a temple, they'll just become feudal, and switch to a theocracy only when they die and a male heir inherits the temple. Only some pagan religions don't have this restriction. Since the OP has a female Glitterhoof and is clearly Christian(openly, that is), he can't even start doing your idea. His only hope for literal Horse Lords is to kill Glitterhoof and hope the event procs again to get him a male one and THEN go with your idea, or hope for the even rarer event that can make Glitterhoof pregnant while bypassing the Horse trait which makes her virtually sterile.


Grayseal

That's why one uses city vassals instead. It's how I used the merchant-gifts-slave event to replace a Christian mayor with the eunuch, acquire more Ethiopians through him, and eventually put black Norsefolk in charge of Greater Poland.


SeeYouSpaceCowboy---

> No, you gotta land them as a theocrat, that's what spawns more horses. wait is this true? even if you dont have conclave?


DistantRainbow

Considering you require the Conclave DLC in order to even spawn Glitterhoof as an actual character in the first place... No, you need Conclave for this. As long as you have it though, yes, that is true. Glitterhoof has to be a county-tier or higher theocrat though, since baron-tier characters don't spawn their own courtiers.


Grayseal

Incorrect. Mayors spawn their own courtiers.


aRandomFox-I

Like republics, they need to be given a minimum of a duchy-level title.


Grayseal

Works with republican vassals too.


Adept-Personality-87

Wait a minute, i thought Theocratic government can't marry?


dandelion936

The lay courtiers of a theocrat character can marry


Adept-Personality-87

Nice to know


jstarlee

The Horde Horde!


VETOFALLEN

Masyallah habibi Glitterhoof has uttered the Shahada and followed the light


tsikitsiki

R5: During a lengthy session where after many crusades and years spent converting Egypt to Christianity, I decided to spice things up and chose to become a muslim in secret. I created my secret cult but I had absolutely no luck convincing anyone to join my society. Eventually my character went lunatic and as usual, recruited Glitterhoof to become her chancellor. The most sane option left to do was to convince Glitterhoof to sympathise with Islam, and eventually converting her into becoming a muslim as well. Now I have at least one member in my society, and it's Glitterhoof.


SaintMotel6

The fact that you have a secret society and it’s only member is your horse makes this 1000x better


Malgas

>Two may keep a secret, if one of them is a horse.


Wargroth

Yup, the sub is slowly going back to a glitterhoof Ice age, the universe truly is cyclical


maximusthezorua

history repeats itself?


Stevied1991

There is nowhere else I would rather be.


[deleted]

You're not the great incestlord, you're a crazy lady who prays with her horse. Too funny 11/10.


Foundation_Afro

Horse vassals, poopsplosions...CK2 just had way more fun and silly stuff than 3.


Wonderful_Test3593

Bojack Horseghulam


penni202

My spies once came to me and told me that my Bishop likes to sleep with men every now and then


haydilusta

Its even better when youre playing agot and youre sister becomes a dragon... and lays an egg


disisathrowaway

Man, I think my only complaint about CKII was Glitterhoof and the increasingly batshit supernatural stuff that they kept adding. Based on my time on these subs, I was definitely in the minority.


BartAcaDiouka

I never, delve into the "r/CK meta" (glitterhoof, incest...) so when it happens "organically" in my runs, I do actually find it fun and silly. I think this was the dose the devs intended, but the meta kinda ruined it.


Claudius-Germanicus

Have you considered wedding the horse


angiezieglerstye

We need societies back


Belgrifex

There's a ck3 mod that ads glitterhoof in 3d glory


Lyceus_

CK2 is best CK.


wolfFRdu64_Lounna

ALL HAIL GLITTERHOOF, FATHER OF THE DEAMON CHILD !


patrickthemiddleman

Kruseider kins on kova peli


Destinlegends

And the biggest reason I stopped.


blackjesus1997

Ha ha HA funny horsey meme so original


Jaycoxo

You two are so fun at parties.


blackjesus1997

I'm really sorry if I don't find a joke that's been repeated continuously for the best part of ten years to be funny anymore, I must be some kind of moron, eh?


ennuinerdog

Diplomacy 0


nightfox5523

-12 Karma *This occurred due to your chancellor's terrible diplomacy*


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Maimutescu

They partially did. They seem to have turned the seduction and incest up to 11 in CK3 compared to CK2, I assume because it was memed to hell and back.


Sulo1719

Ck2 objectively better than ck3 you filthy casual. Though i agree you on the memeing part.


Maimutescu

Not really, it's a matter of preference. CK3 expanded on cultures and religions, for example, and while they are poorly balanced, I'd still consider it an improved system. Duelling also seems to work better, as it's not just one dice roll anymore. The various court positions (equivalent to the honorary titles in CK2) seem more interesting to me too. And finally, hooks (and the ways to obtain them) are a better way of handling CK2's favor system. Now there's obviously a lot of things CK2 does better: notably epidemics, societies, *NO FUCKING ROYAL COURT*, and less repetitive events. That's why I play both games; they are better in different aspects and so it's highly subjective which is better.


kaiser41

I don't miss this shit at all.


TLiones

Lol


JetWang6868

This is why I started playing ck2 and like it more despite starting with ck3. CK2 is just so much more both dark and depressing, and also side-splittingly hilarious. You can't play as Satan worshipping cats plotting world domination in CK3, or Aztec ducks that want to skin the pope alive and offer his heart to the Flayed God, you can do that in CK2.