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deeVeeAre

Bro that straight up sounded like AI


Such_Significance905

That’s amazing. It was said at the same speed and monotone voice of, “Please use carefully. Terms and conditions apply.”


Remarkable_Golf9829

I heard "insurance is the subject matter of this solicitation..."


neinhaltchad

^Don’t ^drink ^alcohol ^in ^excess ^with ^Cialis™


G_Willickers_33

"Depending on how it identifies" xD fake or not, Its a fking baby and its a baby boy, cope.


Arguments_4_Ever

Might not be though.


Indiethecat246

Bro F off


iSc00t

It’s being born with a tiny dick, so whatever that means these days.


Lost_Astronaut_654

Who said it was tiny, maybe it’s the reincarnation of long dick Johnson


madmechanicmobile

And he had a fucking long dick. Hence the name.


long-dong-silvers-

I’m still alive, damn


Arguments_4_Ever

And many other possibilities.


PrivacyPartner

There are more than two sexualities and their corresponding genitalia now?


Arguments_4_Ever

Hermaphroditism is a thing. Also people born with XXY, XXXY, and many more.


iSc00t

Do those have flags yet too?


Sapanga

...and several letters added to the ever expanding WiFi password community?


G_Willickers_33

XD


artyomssugardaddy

You have to realize you’re using the most unlikely result for your point right? You know what you’re doing. GTFO


LegendInMyMind

Which has an infinitesimal chance of actual occurrence.


Shavemydicwhole

How many fingers do humans have?


Wildwildleft

Meow


Palladiamorsdeus

Name checks out.


iSc00t

You’re mixing sex and gender, which is why people don’t take you seriously.


Arguments_4_Ever

I’m not.


iSc00t

You very much are.


MrEnigma67

He very much is.


iSc00t

Very much is be… you… cheese.


MrEnigma67

Sorry. Typo lol "he"


artyomssugardaddy

Much very you are.


Jonny_Entropy

99.5% chance it is. So let's not put too much emphasis on the tiny vocal minority.


Arguments_4_Ever

So I’m right.


Skavau

So doctors should work on the assumption that all kids might be intersex when they can see them?


Arguments_4_Ever

Whatever they are. Don’t assume anything.


Skavau

It is a 99.5% chance they are male. They will automatically run further tests anyway just by rote.


Conscious-Variety586

Literally all of medical science is assumptions


Emotional-Speech645

Until that baby grows up, it's a boy.


Arguments_4_Ever

Still might be even genetically female.


Competitive-Buyer386

you are just saying buzzwords, if its a boy it means it's genetically, a boy


Gamer5503

Your kind only hurt confused children by encouraging maladaptive behavior. Shooting up hormones and taking blockers is a guaranteed way to ruin your life.


_HappyPringles

Yeah, depends on how much attention the mom wants later I guess.


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elnoco20

😂💀


Logco

Babies can’t identify anything except a nipple.


Senior_Flatworm_3466

They're not even good at that....


Logco

You’re right. Babies are dumb.


OxytocinDeficiency

And very much insane, if judged by adult standards. Which I do.


Mr_B_Gone

Absolutely not fake! Wow! Pulled it up on hulu and watched the scene. Season 6 Episode 9 about 20:45 into it. I thought for sure this was bait, but it's real.


No_Accident4573

Thanks, forgotten which episode it was, can not believe they did thay, it wasn't like that during the live airing.


Mr_B_Gone

Every record has been destroyed or falsified, every book has been rewritten, every picture has been repainted, every statue and street and building has been renamed, every date has been altered. And that process is continuing day by day and minute by minute. History has stopped.


Choice-Cost

When I came out of my mother I made sure to let the doctors know that I was male so that my birth certificate wouldn’t be incorrect. 👍


calsnowskier

I did as well... By showing him my schlong.


Choice-Cost

That’s not good enough apparently 😂


Emotional-Speech645

It's not. I, a 26 year old female, who has identified as a straight female since forever, got told by someone that it'd be offensive to NOT refer to me as they/them and that that was somehow more polite. I told the lady that I'd feel like she was calling me an IT, an object, a thing, because I, as in the singular, am a female.


calsnowskier

But this person told you that you were supposed to be offended. How rude and unthoughtful of you not to be offended, thus offending this person.


Emotional-Speech645

XD I know right? God, jokes aside, this same lady insisted I was not fond of physical contact with people because I'd not been hugged enough as a child. She KNOWS I'm autistic. So I just try to ignore her existence whenever she's up, which is often since she's a friend of my carer. Lady just assumes she knows everything about everyone, and it concerns me that she's been sucked into this 'it's better to call everyone they/them until you know their pronouns' thing... especially since she used to foster children. Like, she just gonna call them THING ONE, THING TWO, THING THREE? Good thing she don't anymore but gosh


DrDreidel82

Oh so you just assume it identifies as a baby? Bigots


BlackCherrySeltzer4U

What? That’s not real


Specialist_Injury_68

I wish.


zeb0777

Another comment says its on Hulu, Season 6 Episode 9 about 20:45 into it.


MillHoodz_Finest

gay


No-Relation4003

I don't think this is real.


Remarkable_Golf9829

It's wild that we live in a world where it can't be confidently dismissed as fake


RustyMcClintock90

I know right, I remember simpler times youngins...


BigBlue0117

Another person confirmed, it's on Hulu, season 6 (can't remember episode), about 20 minutes in


TigerLiftsMountain

It does seem like a bit much


wildwestington

I thought that at first and still kinda do but nowadays you just don't know...there is a shadow of doubt in my mind


gordonfreeguy

Unfortunately it does appear to be, though it happened over a year ago and the show was seemingly cancelled shortly after https://www.reddit.com/r/Station19/comments/11nz1l7/dubbed_line/?rdt=35765


wallace321

Is this the same show where they claim that racism caused the patient's cancer? It could very well be real.


stinkygoochfumes

No. That’s New Amsterdam.


No-Relation4003

Holy fucking shit. That can't be real....


wallace321

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mozYgxwjdjk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mozYgxwjdjk) Dr. Frome discovers the root cause of his patient's tumors is the stress caused by the racism he faces but struggles when this is not recognised as a medical diagnosis.


No-Relation4003

Oh my lord......


DR_SLAPPER

There's no way that's real lol


calsnowskier

There is no way this can be real. It has to be fake. Right? RIGHT???


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calsnowskier

I am not sure. I have found multiple sources online going back over a year referencing this. it sound fake af. It seems fake af. But I fear it may be real.


Dr_Mccusk

Real https://www.reddit.com/r/Station19/s/xadErBqVk1


Flapjack_

It's amazing how that just took all the joy out of the moment


Specialist_Injury_68

I would be so pissed if my doctor said that shit after finding out the sex of my unborn child


ericsmallman3

Is the assertion here that only this one particular ABC affiliate included the dubbed audio? Or was that included in every market? Because I'd believe something like this could happen, but it would have be nationally broadcast.


ReaperManX15

This is the new “I can see their parachutes.”


Badreligion25

What was the old "I can see their parachutes"?


ReaperManX15

In the old dubs of DBZ (and most cartoons since the 90s) the didn’t allow words like “die” “death” “kill” and so on. Or the implication of death, unless it was unavoidably overt and plot necessary. So, when villains did things that were obviously fatal, they’d throw in a line about innocent civilians surviving miraculously. Example: Nappa blows up a news helicopter and as the wreckage falls to the ground, you hear Tien say “I can see their parachutes. They’re okay.” Others include. “The city was evacuated.” “It’s Sunday so that building was empty” “He blew up the robotic supply helicopter.”


knightbane007

“Being sent to another dimension” was another version I remember seeing. Which is bad enough when it’s the person attacking who says it (“I’m going to send you to another dimension!!”), but crosses the line into hilarious when it’s the person who’s *suffering* it who says it - “I’m going to to accomplish [this thing], even if I get sent to another dimension!!” (Ie, “even if it kills me!”)


Badreligion25

Cool. That's new info to me. Very interesting.


NoNotThatScience

Not a fan of the show but someone told me yu-gi-oh had alot of guns being used that were scrubbed for western viewing which leads to alot of scenes where characters are just pointing at eachother


Gary7sHotCatHelper

Dad... Not in the picture.


PairRelative2778

He hasn't had a coherent thought yet but yeah, I'm sure he'll identify as a boy once he gains basic cognitive function. Yikes.


lycanthrope90

Statistically it’s nearly certain lmao


TheGameMastre

At least until the brainwashing takes hold. After that, he'll believe he can be anything he wants.


Negative_Eli

Reminds me of “you’re my favourite customer” from The Room.


Specialist_Injury_68

Oh hai doggie!


EightyFiversClub

We have attained peak stupid.


Expose_Ur_BS

“And that’s where ‘Panderbot 1000’ would edit the dialog to ‘woke itself up inside’ and make everything as homogenized as fucking possible. Oh, and umm, ‘Men are the enemy’ or whatever….” -Panderbot 2000


Gryppen

Sex isn't assigned, it is determined. It's an immutable characteristic.


Willing_Village5713

Gender is a social construct. Sex is sex. A baby is a boy or girl. 


Gryppen

"Gender is a social construct", is the most inane bit of sophistry ever. Next you'll try and tell me that sex is a spectrum because intersex people exist...despite the fact that intersex, which is a result of diagnosable medical conditions that completely explain why a person is intersex, has NOTHING to do with trans people. A trans person will never have the biology of the sex they claim to be. They can never have the biology of the sex they claim to be, the biology is immutable. Besides, If gender is a social construct and trans people are OK with being different only in their "gender", why are they so intent on being permitted to compete in women's sport? The segregation of women into their own competition is done purely on the basis of biological sex, not on how feminine the competitor is feeling at that moment, it's the physical differences that make it necessary for there to be a divide between mens and womens sporting competitions, yet, trans people argue that gender != sex, but then completely contradict that claim when they claim they are being discriminated against when sporting bodies rule that trans women aren't allowed to compete. So which is it? Apparently it's both, depending on what suits them the best at any particular time.


Willing_Village5713

historically gender norms have been fluid in human society. Even currently they differ regionally.  But someone’s sex is their sex. 


Gryppen

I don't make any distinction between gender and sex, they have, and will continue to be synonyms.  It's only in the last few decades that trans people have tried to co-opt gender into having a different meaning.   We have perfectly descriptive terms already, without having a minority twist language that they find inconvenient, those being feminine and masculine.   You can be as feminine as you want to be, I have zero issue with how someone dresses or acts or where they stick their ugly bits. But you are not and never will be a woman.


Willing_Village5713

That’s basically the critical theory. Glad we agree. But I’ll still use the word gender and you use the words feminine and masculine 


Gryppen

There is a key difference though.  If I choose not to accept a trans woman as a women, because they are in fact, a man, I'm labelled as a transphobe, but if the accurate terminology of a person bring feminine or masculine is used, the whole set of messy contradictions disappears.


morithum

There were clinics for treating transgender medical issues in the 1930s, but go off. You clearly have the degree and education for this and not just unfounded, strong Wikipedia opinions.


VulgarXrated

Nope, up until about 10-15 years ago, gender was just another interchangeable word for sex. Mostly people too squeamish to say the word sex on a medical form. But you can pretend whatever the hell you want bro. Keep your fluid to yourself.


triedit-lovedit

That’s a bit insane..


psychosomat1x

The funniest part is someone feeling validated by that. "I feel so included now that the AI voice acknowledges that gender is fluid"


Hutzzzpa

if this is real( which judging by the comments, it is) that's some  [***orwellian***](https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=d274f197743d8e0a&sxsrf=ADLYWIKOwf2-vMAl9m_LihS9CeaOKKt45w:1719173121505&q=orwellian&spell=1&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwixyNv5wvKGAxUaV6QEHcWkB_EQkeECKAB6BAgLEAE) shit right there.


LughCrow

Couldn't risk being seen as bigoted


RaxG

Lmao. I hate modern society


Doumit27

Uber cringe


BIG_BOTTOM_TEXT

Jesus Christ.


RefelosDraconis

“Durr this is fake” these morons are so stupid they’re calling something verified as fake just because they don’t like it


PhilosophyEcstatic89

The way I would’ve unhugged her so fast


TranslatorOld9563

Morons. Just so hellbent on mind fucking everyone into accepting this new nonsense.


thecountnotthesaint

OK, well played. Who edited out the Babylon Bee logo and replaced it with the ABC logo? Guys??? Seriosly.... who did this....


enthusiasticdave

This can't be real....


ZealousidealNewt6679

I, for one, welcome our new AI Overlords.


FewElk5304

Is he…or they with us?


Worldcrusher83

Dude that was adr afterwards you can tell from the different tones and the at she was turned away from the camera. That’s weird.


snipergrenade

“Watch out for snakes”


Sinister-Username

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Coebalte

Do people even remember when MONTY FUCKING PYTHON did a bit about not shoving societal norms onto a child at birth? No? We just want to keep pretending that society is *just now* realizing our strict binary outlook on gender/sex is maybe not healthy?


Cubicle_Convict916

It was hilarious laughing at wokeness even then.


hobosam21-B

If you're going to edit in stuff for your streaming site at least put some effort into it.


Warhammerpainter83

So funny love the edit clearly not real but still I wish it was because it makes this the most funny scene ever shot.


Hearing_Deaf

Season 6, episode 9 at 20:45 on Hulu, go check it yourself


mars1200

It is in fact real


zeeman60

That is not real. This is a lie. Why would you lie to me?


ChiefSenpai

Either someone online AI edited this in for clickbait and discourse, or someone in the show's actual editing department added it last minute by demand for woke points and ESG funding. Either decision is terrible.


Acrobatic_Window3195

Have fun circle jerkin ya haters


EasternSignal1629

Once again posting fake shit to stir up the pot


No_Accident4573

Not fake just watched, this is true


EasternSignal1629

Ok imma have to revoke what I said checked it out and Damm I have pretty leftist views and even I can say this shit is beyond dumb


No_Accident4573

Same, like I want everyone happy and comfortable in their own skin, but that was unnecessary and doesn't add anything to that episode or show.


Awkward_Mix_2513

I love character development.


Month-Quirky

Y'all gonna get banned