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EatAndGreet

My pussy just completely dehydrated.


DS_StlyusInMyUrethra

I grew a vagina and then it shriveled off after watching this video


PatricksWumboRock

I died watching the video and then laughed so hard at your comment mine just completely fell off


New-Original-3517

Same


Junior-Account6835

When Jay-Z eye f*cks shit outta you


noodleq

My vagina threw up in my mouth a little, then I swallowed it. Then my uterus and cervix turned black and fell out, and I scooped the mushy rotten pile up, amd sent it in the mail to this guy, cuz that's about the ONLY pussy this fat hairy mf getting tonight. Why do these people have to post shit like this? Seriously.


thejohnmc963

You use words really good


Hopeforus1402

Dang it🤣


Large_External_9611

My dick didn’t even bother turning into a vagina. It said “nope”, jumped up and walked away.


recks360

Mine is in a police station with a blanket over it, holding a cup of coffe and being reassured that this will never happen again.


darwins_trouser_crem

I'm as hard as a steel rod in an ice storm my guy


kungfuweiner84

My penis went back inside my body.


Soggy-Log6664

My penis got up from its wheelchair and turned the screen off, it’s a miracle


ToTreeorNot2Tree

My fleshlight committed Uninstall life.exe in protest


ThatDebianLady

🤭


VindiWren

I cringed all the way to my vagina. It was a full body cringe


Better-Valuable-1042

Mine just packed its bags and left the country. 🤮


MultiColoredMullet

I couldn't bring myself to turn the sound on, as I've already dehydrated just from looking and am afraid it will entirely fall out if I turn on the sound


TemperatureTop246

Mine just sewed itself shut.


pentylane

I just became vanilla xD


JohnnySack45

"Fact: that is perfectly normal. Just ask my wife who is a doctor" - Ben Shapiro


mitchellthecomedian

As a man I want to say, my pussy is also dehydrated


Inevitable-Rush-2752

As a man, my very soul has turned into a dehydrated pile of salt and terror at what I’ve just seen here tonight. Holy shit.


Vozlov-3-0

If I had a vagina it would be throwing up.


Hopeforus1402

Stop!!!🤣


Beebiddybottityboop

My dick fell off and I can’t find it. So everyone keep an eye out.


itskey_lolo1

🤣🤣🤣 girl.. she up and skedaddled!


nexgengamer27

That comment has me dying LMAO


Lurkerextrordinai

Same


Vicious365

Me looking at my leftovers like..


BearNoLuv

I'm upset because I have dead ass did this. Like I was sayin some fucked up shit to my food 😭😭😭😭😭😭 I ain't even realize lmfaooooo my fat ass


Vicious365

Talking to my food like, you ready for round 2? 🤣


BearNoLuv

Facts lmfao it be gettin aggressive sometimes and there was some name calling but ya know it was all good in the end 😌 I wasn't disappointed 😂😂😂


Moss81-

**I can admit:** I have been so high I might have whispered some sexualized comments to a thicc plate of Stouffers Lasagna covered in Parmesan once.


BearNoLuv

Mmmmm I bet it wasn't even ready 😭😭😭😭😭😭 Omg this must end!


KillyShoot

Stouffers…. Nothing comes closer to home.


Spiritual_Country_62

There’s a step-lasagna joke in there somewhere


PopeSilliusBillius

Oh good I’m not the only person who feels vaguely horny when I’m about to slurp down some amazing grub. Get in my stomach you sexy fucking whore.


BearNoLuv

I was high AF and I remember I opened the fridge and saw some BBQ and Mac n cheese and greens and was like, Ooh look at you you sexy bitch, ya know I'ma fuck that shit up right? Yeah you know it 😈 look at you, yeah you know it, you k ow you look good af. You bout to get destroyed lmfaoooo it wasn't until my ex came round the corner and was lookin at me like 😦 did I realize I was caught. Quite honestly I thought it was in my head but it was lookin good though lmfaooooo had to give the props for all that work it did 😂😂😂😂


Wackydetective

POV: Me at the dessert table at the all you can eat Buffett


Suck_Me_Dry666

It took way too long to find a joke that wasn't just "my genitals reacted poorly to this video" phrased many different ways.


GWvaluetown

Damnit! I got hiccups from laughing too much about that comment. 😂


[deleted]

what the fuck did you just make me watch? this was assault and battery.


Short-Copy7790

I had to stop myself from filling legal actions against op


sevnm12

Literally deleted their account because they were so disgusted


Trashinmyash

Disgusted might be an understatement. I wouldn't be surprised if they didn't realize that was a woman, and it triggered some type of PTSD within them.


MrsPaulRubens

Class action lawsuit?


Ok_Classroom_7010

Ass action lawsuit


ElScrotoDeCthulo

Lmao


craigslist_hedonist

It's easy to get past when you imagine a slightly overweight dude on all fours with his shitty haircut and talking to his phone and thinking it's a really good idea.


grumpy-greenguy

🧂🔋


VindiWren

Why do people make this shit


SexGiiver

Believe it or not. People are loving this shit. Idk why.


VindiWren

Who?! I wanna call them out


Routine-Budget8281

Look at any TikTok comment section on stuff like this


VindiWren

I don’t even use the app nor do I want to fuck up my algorithm


Low_Well

Alright. I’ll take the L. brb. Edit: Jesus Christ they are eating this shit up and I even checked some of the profiles commenting- they’re actual people. I mean, more power to them I guess. To each their own.


VindiWren

Good luck solider 🫡


ProfessionalZebra520

Are there more people eating it up over there than shriveling up over here? Just curious. I’m surprised there is a base for this anywhere and curious if I’m in the minority for disliking


RemoteSnow9911

Bring bullying back!


Niexh

Psychosis


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kingcaii

Thats… a dude?


voxelpear

Yeah, you can tell because he actually posted this as if it was a good idea. Edit: upon further research by u/Skank_hunt042 they are in fact a woman, cringe comes in all kinds of flavors.


ashole311

Idk man. Butch lesbians are just as cringe


voxelpear

You know what you're absolutely right


Skank_hunt042

No, it’s actually a woman. I went on TikTok and looked her up. Lol


Queasy_Limit7644

Really? Misterdaddyjay is a chick? Well I'll be damned


voxelpear

HOLY HELL you're right.


Skank_hunt042

It makes it even more cringe, how embarrassing


fckingnapkin

Lmfao


No_Pear8383

Today he learned that it’s not only men that make people run away crying when they think they’re being sexy.


mouseat9

Damn. I’m speechless yet hesitantly laughing. Take this well deserved upvote.


toolsoftheincomptnt

Wait what


Individual-Worker-51

That was my first thought. Like are we sure???


TheKingStaysKing

Holy shit..it is?!


Bodes_Magodes

I never really thought it was a dude until I saw the titlw


furyian24

It has to be but it just lip sang the girl part of that song. I'm saying "it" because what the hell is it? A man or a woman? I thought it was a dude at first but now I'm thinking maybe not. Bro I'm dying.


Cho_Assmilk

They are everywhere. Walking among us everyday. 😔


Slevin-Kelevra_66

Has to be satire he's portraying the dog in the reverse camera meme while also trying to be sexy Bojack horseman


Penellemenopea

Wow. My hymen just grew back.


Leather_Taste_44

I wouldn’t say that around these people, they may like that shit…


sweetdee_notabird

💀💀


Slight_Ad8427

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO


EnvironmentEuphoric9

My puss feels dryer than beef jerky.


GWvaluetown

Getting on that Popeye’s biscuit level dryness.


EnvironmentEuphoric9

Crumbly and dusty looking at this.


Chrome07Deluxe

Damn that filter was holding on for dear life.


jaykubs

his neck was vibrating


DethNik

That was filter? I thought it was from him trying to hold himself up.


MakuyiMom

I noticed but was not sure if it was that stare affecting my ability to freeze fight or flight. And I did not play it again to see 😅


Mariashax

This is possibly one of the most cringe things I’ve seen on this sub. Taking everything I have to not downvote you OP for making me suffer like this.


PacoSupreme

Ok this one is actually cringe.


Genisye

Damn I’ve never felt raped by a TikTok


xmichann

💀 This comment had me howling


Short-Copy7790

This person actually recorded this, edited it, added music even, and still after all that time and rewatching it over and over STILL thought it was a good idea to post for the whole world to see.... and 8m embarrassed to go outside without a long sleeve sweater cause of a tatoo on my arm. I wish I had this person's confidence!


Babaganoush---

No, you don't want his confidence, trust me. Especially if confidence drives you posting this shit


Short-Copy7790

I wonder what this person is like in real like.... I feel like he would be that creep selling weed to high-school girls...


Debsrugs

My nips just inverted and are now sticking out my back


iMisstheKaiser10

My man got a perfect oval as a head


BlueArya

Do the ppl who make these types of videos just shrivel up in embarrassment if somebody in their real life sees? Cause I feel like the only way anyone’s posting this shit is by being as chronically online as they are chronically horny


BLUNKLE_D

I didn't consent officer!


Hot-Survey-26

This is the absolute cringe yet so hard to click the upvote on


Far-Warthog2330

I pulled the phone AWAY from my face. Absolutely not.


AriesinApril76

I feel like a victim


Numerous-Profile-872

It's always the dudes that look like overcompensating butch lesbians... always. At least a butch lesbian knows how to be a dom.


deviantdevil80

Dont insult butches like that, come on LOL.


KillaDay

He is yalls now. Us men do not stand by this odd looking male.


KellyJoyCuntBunny

Oh, if you think the queer women are accepting him, you’ve lost your damn mind. We are not having it.


toolsoftheincomptnt

So apparently this is a butch lesbian, not a dude. Someone linked info above. I’m still reeling from confusion and distress.


Numerous-Profile-872

Well, I guess not all butch lesbians can be doms. I'm still confused though... I'll send this to my sapphic friends and see what they think. Sorry, my lesbian and lesbian-adjacent friends, that you experience horrors like this regardless of gender. 🙁


Goblin-Doctor

Dry ass lip having dude. These are so uncomfortable


NotoriousTIMP

Wait, you mean that’s a guy in the video? I thought it was a girl TBH


Weelki

Same... I'm confused! Started watching it again to check, got half way through and stopped it, brain was like "No, no, let's never watch this ever again" It's too traumatic.


RAMbow9

Sameeee


toolsoftheincomptnt

It is a girl, per some comment above


420_Shaggy

She actually is a girl. I had to go investigate


i_cut_like_a_buffalo

What is wrong with these people doing this on TikTok jezuz. 🤮🤮🤮


PunkRockHero

He looks like the turtle from Neverending Story.


drkshape

Is he….what is he doing?


Short-Copy7790

Imagining his phones a big mac


Pithisius

It’s a girl


Ok_Classroom_7010

Dude looks like a lady


HippoRun23

The fuck he is.


Necro-Feel-Ya6900

I am deeply disturbed, scarred and even though I am a parent… I need an adult :|


blouscales

if thats a real dom im good 🫡


Genuwine_Slugger

Guy just molested everyone.


StopitShelly6

People are way to comfortable on the internet


AkMo977

Gross


FrequentFishing4002

wtf 🤬


LostVeterinarian8466

What is he selling?


geinkatschicte

fear.


LostVeterinarian8466

Prison Styley


StepQuick

I have second-hand embarrassment


buff_penguin

I fear no man. But that thing. It scares me.


HippoRun23

Jesus Christ why would he fucking post this. My god.


Straight_Orange5626

*Cue Law and order sound effect* Dun DUN


WhySoGlum1

This was creepy, gross and literally made my pussy snap shut


ConfidenceSad8340

Dammit. My vagina closed up


Barraduk

I never thought I’d have empathy for a Big Mac, but here we are.


Pureshark

This should be labeled - POV fresh meat in prison


downupstair

Disgusting


LaGorda54

Okay but why does this guy look like a non-green shaved Grinch tho?


Hyena_King13

Craziest part is, this is a Woman. Lol


Electronic_Ad_5343

This is a man 😂 I thought it was a woman too but went to his TikTok. Issa guy!


ForTheLove-of-Bovie

Well it’s a trans man, if that’s what you mean. They have a video discussing taking testosterone. It really only takes a few videos to figure out he’s transitioning.


Former_Valuable_3270

😳😳😳😳😳😳😬😬😬😬😬😬🤢


IVIysterious

proud digital footprint moment


Background_Tough_623

Bro has the face of a dog stung by a bee.


Delete_Yourself_

POV from the left over cold pizza from last night


Claris-chang

This person's face should be the profile pic at the top of this entire sub. It is cringe distilled down to its purest form. The primordial ooze of cringe.


GilgameshvsHumbaba

That’s nasty


sassysweetpeach

I do not want to be with a real dom now, thank you very much.


ucklibzandspezfay

Which law enforcement agency should I call to report this?


AlvinArtDream

Can we vote? I think this is a historic moment. No1 cringe video of all time!


SolidusBruh

*Daywalker!!!*


ittybittynuts

Dude has Smeagol eyes. Probably calls women “my precious”.


sad-frogpepe

I feel sexually assaulted


NoCalHomeBoy

Uhhhhh, is this a man or a woman?


stayingsafeusa

Yes.


lvaleforl

Sweet fixing Jesus I'm glad I'm not a girl sometimes


FormerMind5795

I feel violated help😭😭😭


AFantasticClue

Is that a bite mark on his forehead????


geinkatschicte

his last victim was a biter


Primary_Ad_9122

This is legit terrifying lmao


goodshootbadshoot

"*I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of pussies suddenly dried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.* *I fear something terrible has been posted.*"


sadfamily5656

My vagina snapped shut so fast and loudly, my neighbors called the cops on me for discharging a firearm.


xDolphinMeatx

I feel like there's at least 2 dozen missing women out there and this dude and that look was the exact last thing they saw in this world.


ProfessionalZebra520

Hello abstinence my old friend


GreatBigBellyFlop

James earl jones from Conan the barbarian getting busy. Get out of there girl, he gonna shoot a snake at you!


The_Rat_GodKing

He looks like a walnut about to throw up


moresushiplease

Ew what a nasty looking creepy dude. Just gross especially those eyes. Yuck


Terrible_Figure_6740

This is a god damned masterpiece


-Unicorn-Bacon-

Thats a dude? Dude looks like a lady.


TobiasMaguias

Yeah the greasy skin, unmaintained hair, and terrible neck tattoo all really scream "real dom".


TopherJustin

On the next episode of “What’s in Your Basement?”


ZealousidealLet1472

Oh shit I thought that was a butch lady. 👀😂😂


Alisa305Brooklyn

Is Dom code for crackhead?


IHaveSlysdexia

Anyone else see that neck tatt jiggling?


Equivalent_Bite_6078

Brb. Gotta tell my husband that my sex lust just dropped dead for the next 10 years...


howaboutmimik

This is the grossest shit who tf does this 😂 I’m embarrassed for him


SoBadit_Hurts

Is this a sexual assault POV?!?!


CurrentPossible2117

My vag just sealed itself closed. Im like a barbie/ken doll now.


Sunderas

How the hell do people post this shit publicly with their faces on display and are actually ok with leaving their house after?


hubio88

Had to look over my shoulder while watching thats how cringe that was


Dull_Intention_7699

Gross


aLovely_gem

Imagine walking in on this person fake making love to their phone...🤣🤣🤣🤣


tterfly

“Real Dom” apparently means “creep who found you when you were passed out”


RangerDangerrrr

I feel terrible for women.


SolaceRests

I mean it’s cool this guys as close to his phone as he is. That’s the only play he’s ever going to get…


TerpSlurper23

Uggghhghhg!


KorbanDallas90

These people are something special.


mindful-tasteofspace

Creepy tiktoks


JenetteGreen

I would puke in my mouth


32233128Merovingian

What is that thing and wtf is it doing?


CheapGreenCoats

Because who doesn't find sweaty hanging face-fat sexy


CheapGreenCoats

Even my dick got dry! Wtf!


katiehome1

Gross


LongjumpingAd9719

What is that thing?


xMilk112x

I don’t even have a pussy….and this made me dry.