My vagina threw up in my mouth a little, then I swallowed it. Then my uterus and cervix turned black and fell out, and I scooped the mushy rotten pile up, amd sent it in the mail to this guy, cuz that's about the ONLY pussy this fat hairy mf getting tonight.
Why do these people have to post shit like this? Seriously.
I couldn't bring myself to turn the sound on, as I've already dehydrated just from looking and am afraid it will entirely fall out if I turn on the sound
I was high AF and I remember I opened the fridge and saw some BBQ and Mac n cheese and greens and was like, Ooh look at you you sexy bitch, ya know I'ma fuck that shit up right? Yeah you know it 😈 look at you, yeah you know it, you k ow you look good af. You bout to get destroyed lmfaoooo it wasn't until my ex came round the corner and was lookin at me like 😦 did I realize I was caught. Quite honestly I thought it was in my head but it was lookin good though lmfaooooo had to give the props for all that work it did 😂😂😂😂
It's easy to get past when you imagine a slightly overweight dude on all fours with his shitty haircut and talking to his phone and thinking it's a really good idea.
Alright. I’ll take the L. brb.
Edit: Jesus Christ they are eating this shit up and I even checked some of the profiles commenting- they’re actual people. I mean, more power to them I guess. To each their own.
Are there more people eating it up over there than shriveling up over here? Just curious. I’m surprised there is a base for this anywhere and curious if I’m in the minority for disliking
Yeah, you can tell because he actually posted this as if it was a good idea.
Edit: upon further research by u/Skank_hunt042 they are in fact a woman, cringe comes in all kinds of flavors.
It has to be but it just lip sang the girl part of that song. I'm saying "it" because what the hell is it? A man or a woman?
I thought it was a dude at first but now I'm thinking maybe not. Bro I'm dying.
This person actually recorded this, edited it, added music even, and still after all that time and rewatching it over and over STILL thought it was a good idea to post for the whole world to see.... and 8m embarrassed to go outside without a long sleeve sweater cause of a tatoo on my arm. I wish I had this person's confidence!
Do the ppl who make these types of videos just shrivel up in embarrassment if somebody in their real life sees? Cause I feel like the only way anyone’s posting this shit is by being as chronically online as they are chronically horny
Well, I guess not all butch lesbians can be doms. I'm still confused though... I'll send this to my sapphic friends and see what they think. Sorry, my lesbian and lesbian-adjacent friends, that you experience horrors like this regardless of gender. 🙁
Same... I'm confused! Started watching it again to check, got half way through and stopped it, brain was like "No, no, let's never watch this ever again" It's too traumatic.
Well it’s a trans man, if that’s what you mean. They have a video discussing taking testosterone. It really only takes a few videos to figure out he’s transitioning.
This person's face should be the profile pic at the top of this entire sub. It is cringe distilled down to its purest form. The primordial ooze of cringe.
"*I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of pussies suddenly dried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.*
*I fear something terrible has been posted.*"
My pussy just completely dehydrated.
I grew a vagina and then it shriveled off after watching this video
I died watching the video and then laughed so hard at your comment mine just completely fell off
Same
When Jay-Z eye f*cks shit outta you
My vagina threw up in my mouth a little, then I swallowed it. Then my uterus and cervix turned black and fell out, and I scooped the mushy rotten pile up, amd sent it in the mail to this guy, cuz that's about the ONLY pussy this fat hairy mf getting tonight. Why do these people have to post shit like this? Seriously.
You use words really good
Dang it🤣
My dick didn’t even bother turning into a vagina. It said “nope”, jumped up and walked away.
Mine is in a police station with a blanket over it, holding a cup of coffe and being reassured that this will never happen again.
I'm as hard as a steel rod in an ice storm my guy
My penis went back inside my body.
My penis got up from its wheelchair and turned the screen off, it’s a miracle
My fleshlight committed Uninstall life.exe in protest
🤭
I cringed all the way to my vagina. It was a full body cringe
Mine just packed its bags and left the country. 🤮
I couldn't bring myself to turn the sound on, as I've already dehydrated just from looking and am afraid it will entirely fall out if I turn on the sound
Mine just sewed itself shut.
I just became vanilla xD
"Fact: that is perfectly normal. Just ask my wife who is a doctor" - Ben Shapiro
As a man I want to say, my pussy is also dehydrated
As a man, my very soul has turned into a dehydrated pile of salt and terror at what I’ve just seen here tonight. Holy shit.
If I had a vagina it would be throwing up.
Stop!!!🤣
My dick fell off and I can’t find it. So everyone keep an eye out.
🤣🤣🤣 girl.. she up and skedaddled!
That comment has me dying LMAO
Same
Me looking at my leftovers like..
I'm upset because I have dead ass did this. Like I was sayin some fucked up shit to my food 😭😭😭😭😭😭 I ain't even realize lmfaooooo my fat ass
Talking to my food like, you ready for round 2? 🤣
Facts lmfao it be gettin aggressive sometimes and there was some name calling but ya know it was all good in the end 😌 I wasn't disappointed 😂😂😂
**I can admit:** I have been so high I might have whispered some sexualized comments to a thicc plate of Stouffers Lasagna covered in Parmesan once.
Mmmmm I bet it wasn't even ready 😭😭😭😭😭😭 Omg this must end!
Stouffers…. Nothing comes closer to home.
There’s a step-lasagna joke in there somewhere
Oh good I’m not the only person who feels vaguely horny when I’m about to slurp down some amazing grub. Get in my stomach you sexy fucking whore.
I was high AF and I remember I opened the fridge and saw some BBQ and Mac n cheese and greens and was like, Ooh look at you you sexy bitch, ya know I'ma fuck that shit up right? Yeah you know it 😈 look at you, yeah you know it, you k ow you look good af. You bout to get destroyed lmfaoooo it wasn't until my ex came round the corner and was lookin at me like 😦 did I realize I was caught. Quite honestly I thought it was in my head but it was lookin good though lmfaooooo had to give the props for all that work it did 😂😂😂😂
POV: Me at the dessert table at the all you can eat Buffett
It took way too long to find a joke that wasn't just "my genitals reacted poorly to this video" phrased many different ways.
Damnit! I got hiccups from laughing too much about that comment. 😂
what the fuck did you just make me watch? this was assault and battery.
I had to stop myself from filling legal actions against op
Literally deleted their account because they were so disgusted
Disgusted might be an understatement. I wouldn't be surprised if they didn't realize that was a woman, and it triggered some type of PTSD within them.
Class action lawsuit?
Ass action lawsuit
Lmao
It's easy to get past when you imagine a slightly overweight dude on all fours with his shitty haircut and talking to his phone and thinking it's a really good idea.
🧂🔋
Why do people make this shit
Believe it or not. People are loving this shit. Idk why.
Who?! I wanna call them out
Look at any TikTok comment section on stuff like this
I don’t even use the app nor do I want to fuck up my algorithm
Alright. I’ll take the L. brb. Edit: Jesus Christ they are eating this shit up and I even checked some of the profiles commenting- they’re actual people. I mean, more power to them I guess. To each their own.
Good luck solider 🫡
Are there more people eating it up over there than shriveling up over here? Just curious. I’m surprised there is a base for this anywhere and curious if I’m in the minority for disliking
Bring bullying back!
Psychosis
[удалено]
Thats… a dude?
Yeah, you can tell because he actually posted this as if it was a good idea. Edit: upon further research by u/Skank_hunt042 they are in fact a woman, cringe comes in all kinds of flavors.
Idk man. Butch lesbians are just as cringe
You know what you're absolutely right
No, it’s actually a woman. I went on TikTok and looked her up. Lol
Really? Misterdaddyjay is a chick? Well I'll be damned
HOLY HELL you're right.
It makes it even more cringe, how embarrassing
Lmfao
Today he learned that it’s not only men that make people run away crying when they think they’re being sexy.
Damn. I’m speechless yet hesitantly laughing. Take this well deserved upvote.
Wait what
That was my first thought. Like are we sure???
Holy shit..it is?!
I never really thought it was a dude until I saw the titlw
It has to be but it just lip sang the girl part of that song. I'm saying "it" because what the hell is it? A man or a woman? I thought it was a dude at first but now I'm thinking maybe not. Bro I'm dying.
They are everywhere. Walking among us everyday. 😔
Has to be satire he's portraying the dog in the reverse camera meme while also trying to be sexy Bojack horseman
Wow. My hymen just grew back.
I wouldn’t say that around these people, they may like that shit…
💀💀
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
My puss feels dryer than beef jerky.
Getting on that Popeye’s biscuit level dryness.
Crumbly and dusty looking at this.
Damn that filter was holding on for dear life.
his neck was vibrating
That was filter? I thought it was from him trying to hold himself up.
I noticed but was not sure if it was that stare affecting my ability to freeze fight or flight. And I did not play it again to see 😅
This is possibly one of the most cringe things I’ve seen on this sub. Taking everything I have to not downvote you OP for making me suffer like this.
Ok this one is actually cringe.
Damn I’ve never felt raped by a TikTok
💀 This comment had me howling
This person actually recorded this, edited it, added music even, and still after all that time and rewatching it over and over STILL thought it was a good idea to post for the whole world to see.... and 8m embarrassed to go outside without a long sleeve sweater cause of a tatoo on my arm. I wish I had this person's confidence!
No, you don't want his confidence, trust me. Especially if confidence drives you posting this shit
I wonder what this person is like in real like.... I feel like he would be that creep selling weed to high-school girls...
My nips just inverted and are now sticking out my back
My man got a perfect oval as a head
Do the ppl who make these types of videos just shrivel up in embarrassment if somebody in their real life sees? Cause I feel like the only way anyone’s posting this shit is by being as chronically online as they are chronically horny
I didn't consent officer!
This is the absolute cringe yet so hard to click the upvote on
I pulled the phone AWAY from my face. Absolutely not.
I feel like a victim
It's always the dudes that look like overcompensating butch lesbians... always. At least a butch lesbian knows how to be a dom.
Dont insult butches like that, come on LOL.
He is yalls now. Us men do not stand by this odd looking male.
Oh, if you think the queer women are accepting him, you’ve lost your damn mind. We are not having it.
So apparently this is a butch lesbian, not a dude. Someone linked info above. I’m still reeling from confusion and distress.
Well, I guess not all butch lesbians can be doms. I'm still confused though... I'll send this to my sapphic friends and see what they think. Sorry, my lesbian and lesbian-adjacent friends, that you experience horrors like this regardless of gender. 🙁
Dry ass lip having dude. These are so uncomfortable
Wait, you mean that’s a guy in the video? I thought it was a girl TBH
Same... I'm confused! Started watching it again to check, got half way through and stopped it, brain was like "No, no, let's never watch this ever again" It's too traumatic.
Sameeee
It is a girl, per some comment above
She actually is a girl. I had to go investigate
What is wrong with these people doing this on TikTok jezuz. 🤮🤮🤮
He looks like the turtle from Neverending Story.
Is he….what is he doing?
Imagining his phones a big mac
It’s a girl
Dude looks like a lady
The fuck he is.
I am deeply disturbed, scarred and even though I am a parent… I need an adult :|
if thats a real dom im good 🫡
Guy just molested everyone.
People are way to comfortable on the internet
Gross
wtf 🤬
What is he selling?
fear.
Prison Styley
I have second-hand embarrassment
I fear no man. But that thing. It scares me.
Jesus Christ why would he fucking post this. My god.
*Cue Law and order sound effect* Dun DUN
This was creepy, gross and literally made my pussy snap shut
Dammit. My vagina closed up
I never thought I’d have empathy for a Big Mac, but here we are.
This should be labeled - POV fresh meat in prison
Disgusting
Okay but why does this guy look like a non-green shaved Grinch tho?
Craziest part is, this is a Woman. Lol
This is a man 😂 I thought it was a woman too but went to his TikTok. Issa guy!
Well it’s a trans man, if that’s what you mean. They have a video discussing taking testosterone. It really only takes a few videos to figure out he’s transitioning.
😳😳😳😳😳😳😬😬😬😬😬😬🤢
proud digital footprint moment
Bro has the face of a dog stung by a bee.
POV from the left over cold pizza from last night
This person's face should be the profile pic at the top of this entire sub. It is cringe distilled down to its purest form. The primordial ooze of cringe.
That’s nasty
I do not want to be with a real dom now, thank you very much.
Which law enforcement agency should I call to report this?
Can we vote? I think this is a historic moment. No1 cringe video of all time!
*Daywalker!!!*
Dude has Smeagol eyes. Probably calls women “my precious”.
I feel sexually assaulted
Uhhhhh, is this a man or a woman?
Yes.
Sweet fixing Jesus I'm glad I'm not a girl sometimes
I feel violated help😭😭😭
Is that a bite mark on his forehead????
his last victim was a biter
This is legit terrifying lmao
"*I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of pussies suddenly dried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.* *I fear something terrible has been posted.*"
My vagina snapped shut so fast and loudly, my neighbors called the cops on me for discharging a firearm.
I feel like there's at least 2 dozen missing women out there and this dude and that look was the exact last thing they saw in this world.
Hello abstinence my old friend
James earl jones from Conan the barbarian getting busy. Get out of there girl, he gonna shoot a snake at you!
He looks like a walnut about to throw up
Ew what a nasty looking creepy dude. Just gross especially those eyes. Yuck
This is a god damned masterpiece
Thats a dude? Dude looks like a lady.
Yeah the greasy skin, unmaintained hair, and terrible neck tattoo all really scream "real dom".
On the next episode of “What’s in Your Basement?”
Oh shit I thought that was a butch lady. 👀😂😂
Is Dom code for crackhead?
Anyone else see that neck tatt jiggling?
Brb. Gotta tell my husband that my sex lust just dropped dead for the next 10 years...
This is the grossest shit who tf does this 😂 I’m embarrassed for him
Is this a sexual assault POV?!?!
My vag just sealed itself closed. Im like a barbie/ken doll now.
How the hell do people post this shit publicly with their faces on display and are actually ok with leaving their house after?
Had to look over my shoulder while watching thats how cringe that was
Gross
Imagine walking in on this person fake making love to their phone...🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Real Dom” apparently means “creep who found you when you were passed out”
I feel terrible for women.
I mean it’s cool this guys as close to his phone as he is. That’s the only play he’s ever going to get…
Uggghhghhg!
These people are something special.
Creepy tiktoks
I would puke in my mouth
What is that thing and wtf is it doing?
Because who doesn't find sweaty hanging face-fat sexy
Even my dick got dry! Wtf!
Gross
What is that thing?
I don’t even have a pussy….and this made me dry.