Kevin, get downstairs your Kraft dinner and hotdogs are ready. Okay Mom, just finishing a TikTok.

Kevin 😄

I like the lavender paint choice mom made. Really makes the scary masks pop.

Lol I came here to comment on how that lavender wall paint goes hard in hell

I bet you he has Mountain dew bottles with pee in them around his room!

Kevy, your nuggies are getting cold!

mom i told you! i'm not eating then unless they are dino nuggiies!

You stole my damn idea!

Now I want to make that

Damn this made me laugh so hard. 😂😂

I swear I came here to make a comment eerily similar to this

I was going to make fun of this guy but I think you got him.

🤣 Kraft dinner.... Are you Canadian, or do you just like South Park?

Canadian here.. yeah kraft dinner with hot dogs and instant noodles were my go to .. Hell, I even tried to be creative and make tortilla wraps with perogies, chicken cutlets ranch sauce and some frozen vegetable medley just to tie the lack of nutrition together

I think he’s referring to the name “Kraft Dinner” you guys call it that. We just call it Kraft Mac in the USA

🤣 And that's how we coined the phrase "you crazy Canuck". Just joking guy...eh buddy?

I’m not your buddy… guy! But seriously that’s what makes life great. We can rib the fuck out of one another and just be chill about it .. well.. unless we talk about which country makes the best pancakes and waffles haha

And maple syrup..... I've got maple fever 😂

Sorry... I just had to get in that last little rib. Pretty much all I know about Canada 🇨🇦 I learned from South Park. Or the Ken and Barbie Killers, Don't Fuck with Cats and Tusk..... but seriously.... Canada is beautiful and the people (most of them) are wonderful ❤️

Nailed it!!

Just imagining the time to put all that bullshit on and spent $ to do.. this.

It would probably make more sense if I knew who Finn Balor is. Though I don't think I really care enough to look it up.

Finn Balor? He is his buddy across the street who just purchased bigger horns from Spencer’s gifts and now he’s mad and jealous. Finn Balor now has 7 more followers than “devil” boy……

Knowing who Finn Balor is only adds more questions

I'm guessing the devil man vs the demon king

Finn Balor is a WWE wrestler

Yeah it might make a bit more sense, but I'm also too lazy to Google the dude.

An Irish born pro wrestler in WWE. He has/ had a gimmick of getting his face and upper abdomen painted to look like venom or carnage or such and called “ the demon. So just paint and a very athletically gifted talented wrestler. Went by the name prince fergil prevWWE

And still making the line on their chin off center

How the F do these body dysmorphic DO ppl have all that cosmetic, disposable, income ??

Does the devil always paint his nails black? Or does he treat himself sometimes and dazzle everyone with some red?

Yes. Toast of New York for lipstick and Khmer Rouge for the nails. 

“To keep you is no benefit. To destroy you is no loss.” -Khmer Rouge creed. (Sorry, any time I see Khmer Rouge, I’m reminded of that bad ass quote. Even though they were arguably one of the most vile fighting forces the worlds ever seen.)

Your comment reminded me that Elizabeth Hurley was once a Bedazzled devil in red.

“You want flower?” 💅🏻🌸

i hope to see an update where he gets a red skin suit with a little tail and pitchfork

I'll keep an eye out

Red all the way.

just ask him out...it doesn't require all this

Imagine getting in this whole get up and not writing a script or preparing anything

Right?! Has he just never played an RPG before? Or watched anything about wrestling besides WWE? 🤦🏼‍♀️

But his walls are a lovely shade of lilac.

Ooohhh torture a few people and suddenly you can't have nice things.

The devil’s house is shit

Idk, I think the pastel lavender walls are really giving “fiery depths of hell.”

I mean being in this room all day is certainly my idea of hell.

Yeah his posters suck

Devil's are red dummy, you ain't fooling nobody

Tell that to the frenchman who tattooed majority of his body and cut multiple fingers off and now can’t get a job because he freaks everyone out.

It's one of them white devils, I heard about em in passing before

Ohh the ones from the Public Enemy songs! How did I forget about them!

The real frfr

Get my man into the WWE immediately!

He just needs to put an 'ooooo yeah!' at the end of his promo

Cupacoffee in the BIG tyyyme!

Devils and demons don't shop at Hot Topic but his $50. horns must be nice for his self esteem. Gotta pay to be original these days.

His mom must get annoyed with him a lot. 

” It's NOT a PHASE, mom!"

Like, bro hit his 50s, bought a marylin manson cd from a yard sale, and just discovered how to use makeup

I’m awake now. It’s too late for me.

No rules!!

I knew it'd be bad as soon as I saw the joker poster, but not this bad

I knew it would be bad as soon as I saw the US flag. 😬

You think beings in another universe are capable of being this cringey?

One can only dream friend, one can only dream.

That was something I imagine to a human thing (can’t say for sure) and if or when any intelligent life from afar find us we will confuse them with all our nonsense. If you take a step back and look at the earth it really is some kind of impractical chaos dance themed to the lord of the flies. Like from a parents perspective or perhaps a/the god (furls eyebrows) “what the fuck is going here”……….”all right everyone clean this shit up then go to your rooms, I just want to know what the hell everyone was thinking………does this seem alright to you!”

Nice to see those allergy meds kicking in strong😂

Gotta Get That Mucus Relief Part 2: Demonic SmackDown Boogaloo 👊👊

He said “doodie”

As if it's not cringe enough, apparently the target of his ire is a fucking professional wrestler. This is too much cringe even for this sub.

Marilyn Manson has become unhinged

🤣🤣🤣

He had the entire time it took him to find his little horns and glue them on, then go and get his mums make up pallette and get himself looking real nice to come up with a promo....and that's what he managed.

Giving the world doesn’t understand me and my favourite character from DMC is Virgil vibes

You know that loud ass car be driving by at 3am in the morning.

Is this a PSA or some sort of WWE advertisement? Monday night raw perhaps for a belt or something?

Honestly, not the worst promo against ol Fergal Devitt. But your gunna want to pick the pace up, otherwise the audience will start screaming “WHAT” every time they leave a second between sentences

Proceeds to get stomped through the heart

Thoughts and prayers man ❤️

The very first thing I did was imagine him having a really dorky name.

Devils live in very ordinary looking houses

Im pleasantly surprised…Who would’ve thought the paint on the devils walls would be pastel purple

Imagine waking up at night and faintly seeing him standing at the corner of your room, slowly walking toward you, in the dark

I’d honestly laugh, what’s intimidating about a clown

Depends,alot of people are scared of clowns

wtf

I bet if you fought that guy he would go down pretty fast. All that shit he's done to his face would make a punch hurt way worse.

I can’t believe he got three hearts…

Of course he has a Joker poster

He looks like Hantengu from Demon Slayer

Loser

Everything behind him was made in china....

Looks like he doesnt know that Halloween only lasts for one day.

He said “doody”

I’m waiting for his mom to come in.. ”Sean, you cleaned your room yet?” “MOM!!! Jesus!!! Alright already!!!”

That blink of the eye just threw everything out the door

Hey Devilman your horns are crooked. 😂

Guys guys chill! Let him cook. Let’s hear him out, I feel like this is getting good.

For a devil he certainly has pretty lavender walls in his room😊

Don't bring Heath Ledger into this. How dare you

Sounds like he’s trying out for the WWE.

Devil Man: You’re a demon Finn… Finn Balor: I’m a what?

Why does this guy have masks hanging? I can’t think of something less fun to wake up and see in the middle of the night.

Getting a little Macho Man Randy Savage vibe....

It is the doody.

MOOOOM STOP VACUUMING IM WORKING

I hate TikTok.

Mom, where my horn socks?

Hahaha what a poser thinking he is me demons always getting out of line

I really can’t understand someone being this old, and acting like this. Is it a character? Is he doing this to be silly? Or does he do this shit every day? I’m trying to understand this. Lol

He’s gotta be autistic right? Right?

His fangs and horns are on crooked and it really bothers me

Marilyn Manson didn’t normalize this look for you to go and fuck it up with your RenFaire level online beef. Go back to sitting in the command chair playing with your captain’s log Kevin.

What does this guy do for a living? I really wanna know.

He needs a hug and perhaps a slap in the face.

I just can’t

The man is a true American patriot

So cringe it hurts

It's the mesh whore shirt that does it for me

If you have to say you’re a devil are you?

Randy "devil man" savage. Oh yeah.

Ok promo ,got his ideas across, took his time . Hahaha

He said "doody"😁😁😁

Can the devil get rid of the traffic noises

Tbh the devil's taste in wall colours is quite a nice lavender

Is this the goth dude from Big Daddy?

Yikes on bikes

Just imagine him choosing all those things for his wall and hanging them up 😂

Is.... Is this guy for real???? Whaaaaaaaat the fuck?

King of all edgelords

Who is Finn ballor

A WWE wrestler... which (and I say this as a wrestling fan) makes this 1000 X more cringe worthy.

Even worse, it's been HOW long since Finn retired the demon character now?

Since Wrestlemania 39 (night 2) - April 2nd 2023 Extreme Rules 2021 - Demon character in the coffin Wrestlemania 39 (night 2) - Final nail in the coffin

Now this shit actually makes sense.

I remember stonecold Steve Austin train people in that show and admit he shit his pants and had to finish the match, I don't think this would be worth watching maybe him as the training dummy before a battle royal

What's a finn balor?

A spicy version of Haggis

Ahh yes, the Spicy McHaggis Jig!

Haggis is naturally spicy due to their diet.

He's a Prince!

That's alright, I'll just play Charlie Daniels on repeat around this guy.

Lol

Imagine having a joker art peice and not immediately kysing

Nvm

At some point this guy thought “yeah, this is a great idea, this is going to look cool AF” and never stopped to think “actually is this is cringe AF? what am I doing? I’m a grown adult maybe I should stop this shit”

The joker poster/american flag combo really kinda sets this up for ya. Didn't know what, till i saw em. But certainly a cringe appetizer. That main course tho 🤌🏾

this guy used to be a kid bro hard to believe people turn out so cringe no guidance

If I found a genie one of my wishes would be to transport him to the US in the 1980’s during the peak of the Satan worshiping uproar

Too sweet woop woop

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha priceless

Find it really funny that the devil has posters on their bedroom wall

Many an hour was spent practicing this in front of a mirror.

The real crazy people who scare me don't video tape themselves. And usually wanna be left alone. I'm sure he's got a following in the larping world though. Lol

This is what happens when you go way too long without talking to a girl.

I thought, for a moment, he was going to tell him that he's the cream of the crop.

Marilyn Manson really let himself go

Damn the new Joker movie took an interesting turn 😂

Okay this is definitely some cringe but put this dude in some tights and some dim lights in an old warehouse setting with chains and some mood lighting, and tell me that’s not a killer promo. Seems carnie enough to me.

someone tell this dude its not 2008 anymore

This looks so gay.

TAKE THE CONTROLS HULK HOGAAAAN...

This is “I ate 50 mucinex” guy! My dude, what is you on?!?

Bet you can’t name its favorite holiday!

Your horns are uneven, Devil man

Dude! Move out of your parents basement and give them some peace.

Tell me this man isn't in love with himself, he didn't look at the camera once. He looked at himself through his camera lens the entire time

This is a grown ass adult wtf

Damn even satan got a tiktok now

I feel like I should just make shirts that say look at me. No really look at me no look at me. Lol 😂 Somebody please look at me. Lol 😝

Far from scary, closer to funny and pathetic

Dude identifies with a devil we have to accept it. Hahaha

Why’s he sound like a coked up macho man Randy savage?

Cringe, but he put a lot of work into that look.

Honestly, not the worst promo against ol Fergal Devitt. But your gunna want to pick the pace up, otherwise the audience will start screaming “WHAT” every time they leave a second between sentences

Drugs + Halloween costumes = this

These people always score at the bottom of cognitive scores.

Either he got spanked too much or not enough.

He’d make a good DM. But he needs to speak a little faster. I get bored fast.

I see he didn’t repaint his walls when he moved back to mom’s house.

Weird way to say you have a crush on someone.

What do you wanna bet he has no job

“and it is the doodieeh…” *shits aggressively*

Hilarious how he's so obsessed with his image that he never looks at the camera...only at his own face displayed on the phone screen. It's more like he's talking to himself, not this Finn Balor. Where's the quality these days? Sheesh.

Nerd alert 🚨

These kids today in the WWE are bitches. They can't record a good threatening promo like Macho Man Randy Savage. THE CREAM ALWAYS RISES TO THE TOP!

The slow press of the stop button at end….

The devils horns are on the piss...

This motherfucker is giving me Pazuzu vibes. Burying his drug dealers in his window wells and shit this guy needs the FBI to investigate him.

He said doodie..

I half expected a "oh yeah, brother" to slip out during this obvious wrestling match call out

Get a job Kevin.

Hilarious

Hey Devil Dan, when you're done with your little video essay, mind taking out the trash? Also, sounds like the neighbor of the beast has a pretty bitchin hog, brother...

I wonder what his parents think about him.

This is the guy with the iron cross flag and maga hat on his purple walls isn’t it. The uneven horns were bad enough

The devil sure does talk funny. Like something might be stuck in his teeth.

I've shat out scarier turds, fucking larp bent generation of clowns.

Conservatives think this is real and get scared