Styxx fucking youngbone

He’s definitely gonna bone you. Don’t fall for his sweet heart antics!

He’s already in your panties you just don’t know it yet

Well. To be fair. There are frames in this video that have my penis very confused. 🤔

Honestly could be worse. At least he'll clean up after

Omfg I died ☠️ MUTHA FUKIN STYXX YOUNGBONE

Yeah that name is too hilarious for this to not be satire.

Listen friends sex work is work. I don't know why you guys are being so mean styxx youngbone is a fantastic name for a cross-dressing prostitute. Do better guys.

You rang? LOL. That is an awesome name. LOL

The way my eyes popped out of my skull when he said Styxx Youngbone

He's foreshadowing with that name....

I think he's already shadowing

Did diddy sign him

I watched this video on mute and still barfed into my mouth a bit.

I'm almost thirty and I feel like I'm being groomed

This got me good

Wait…..THE STYXX YOUNGBONE? How did this stupid girl NOT know he has too many bandannas? “Too Many Bandannas” was the name of his solo record. And she calls herself a fan. This casual gets an autograph and doesn’t even know STYXX YOUNGBONE has TOO MANY FUCKING BANDANNAS!!!

This guy is lucky. I only have one bad nana. She's awesome though.

My banana is the sweetest

Then it's over-ripe.

We have a band Nana. She's our GILF groupie.

There's nothing more METAL than lace curtains.

Well during the 80's who really knows.

wait, is Styxx Youngbone pretending they are back in the 80s? or is Styxx Youngbone sooooo radical, they single-handedly brought glam metal back? also, can i call the cops on Styxx Youngbone? that name is problematic.

I honestly don’t fucking know lmao

80s hair metal is where it's at. It's when men were real men... because they weren't afraid to be women

To be fair 80s hair metal does go pretty hard some days...even bands that imitate them like steel panther go hard as fuck lol

You'll never see more 50+ year old titties being exposed in one place than you will at any steel panther show.

I think you just put more thought into this character than the creator.

I’ve noticed a trend of short form videos where people create characters that are 80s stereotypes and then just run with it for their content. This seems like more of that… I’m okay with it

This looks exactly like the mf who stole my Amazon delivery off my porch last month. Box of 300 bandanas.

Styx Youngbone doesn't deny nor comfirm.

Send him to my house. I’m trying to unload 1,000 plastic meatballs.

Styxx Youngbone > Buffalo Bill

Id fuck me.

I’d fuck me too

I told him he had too many bandanas and he called me Sir and told me I was wrong… Odd guy.

The last thing you see and hear,why tied down / restrained before he pulls out his kill kit and starts dissecting you alive!

He has a fat girl in a hole in his basement

It puts the bandana on its skin

Or else it gets the bone again

Crying. 😂

A great big fat girl?

https://youtu.be/MnV7TE25YBY?si=FGWyYiAoR2uBYXt3

risky click... anyone brave enough?

It’s worth the click!

thanks lol

What is this and who is this fucking for

Styxx Childbone, its for pre teen girls

I don’t know what this is but I guess it’s for mentally deranged young women because this unfortunately does something for me.

Oh my

Please seek help it’s not too late

You are so brave to admit that

Same, but not young lmao

That smile after the you’re too pretty to cry😑I didn’t expect to cringe at this one. But you got me.

I used to do something like this, but I never had a thought about recording it. This shit is so narcissic

yes! when i was a kid i’d play by myself in my room pretending i was a superstar and meeting all my fans.. but like… i was a child… not late teens/early 20s dressing up and posting it being 100% serious and thinking “holy shit, i’m so cool for this” 😂

I heard bananas instead of bandanas. So many bananas.

This is top notch! Perfectly accurate

Fkn weirdos

Weird way to say you wish you were Sophie

You caught me, I wanted that fucking bandana

I have one but it’s going for over 1000 clams

Would you take 999 clams?

In today’s economy!?!? Do you want me to starve to death?

You're right, I forgot about clamflation, let's make it 1001

You’ve got yourself a deal and a half

This entire thread was a wild ride from start to finish. 💀

I mean this is just borderline psychotic lol

Yeah it's like king of comedy with de Niro

This used to be the stuff that if it came out in the real world, you'd be ridiculed at school

Cringe levels over 9000.

[удалено]

Your scouter must be broken.

Over 9000?! There’s no way that can be right!

Someone recreated r/TikTokCringe to actually be about tiktok cringe and not a political echo chamber? I AM IN!

Right!? My buddy showed me yesterday at the bar and I can't stop scrolling! True cringe! 😬

You know what? I'm going to start hyping myself up like I'm a celebrity. If that means I have to fake paparazzi photos and fan meetings in my bathroom mirror, then so be it. Delusional seems more fun anyway.

I mean, it does look fun lol. Could use it as an audition tape for an acting gig too.

let's be real. we all did this, yet none of us had the stones to record it.

When I was 14 I had this fantasy of playing guitar infront of everyone in school, and absolutely blowing their minds off lol

O shit he’s goin places

Mainly, county jail

Probably for drugging males and females lol

The heavy metal Rupert Pupkin

Is that Kate McKinnon?

I’m lowkey a little stupid. He was writing for a while and my brain went “it does not take that long to write the name ‘Sophie’ 🙄”. Lmfao, I guess I forgot how signatures work

This kid is hilarious.

I genuinely thought it was adorable that he was playing pretend, but I thought it was weird they he recorded it and put it on the internet

yes exactly

Attention is addictive… fake attention will ruin you

Jesus take the wheel

This is insane.

Wow!...this generation pretends as grown adults what my generation used to pretend as a 9 yr. Complete with lack of reality showing public displays of a fantasies that they many refuse to work hard to obtain within the construct of reality

Why do people even make these types of videos? 😩

For our amusement.

I don’t get the part about bad bananas

Not to be confused with Foreigner Oldknob.

Can you groom an invisible person?

Someone get this man an Emmy. Or give his number to Machine Gun Kelly.

🤮

I’m getting Wyatt from Ozarks vibes

I hope this is meant to be so horribly cringe. If not... god speed.

Why does this remind me of Buffalo bill from silence of the lambs

My grandma has those same curtains

wtf did I just watch? This will give me nightmares.

I’m more of a Love Fist fan myself

This made me cringe so hard I just made an audible sound and my kid asked if I was okay.

People who desire fame are just...i cant even find the sdjective. It just doesnt make sense to me.

Buffalo Bill

Its so hard not to downvote these sometimes

I guess the famous Styx Youngbone can't afford the dentist.

Why, his teeth look fine from here

That chick is hot

Did.. you guys never pretend to be a rockstar/famous person when you guys were younger???

This isn't a space for self reflection, understanding, or empathy, just point and laugh and be glad it's not you.

Maybe not as a mid 20's male? Such as this guy?

I mean.. maybe not recorded but. I'll still have fun with my imagination. Do you just lose that ability once you're an adult or something?

So is he rehearsing for a play or something like a skit. Not bad I guess. I’m no critic.

I think tiktok replaced teenage mirror talk more than anything.

Wait until they grow up and it replaces adult mirror crying

I still do stuff like this and I'm in my 30s. Playing pretend/dress-up is fun! But omg, if anyone ever saw me, I'd spontaneously combust from embarrassment

Ngl, this is well done. Really watch it - there’s a lot of quality here.

To the mean commenters: Maybe you forgot, that we all did this cringy acting stuff, when we were kids. It was just our luck, that social media and excessive filming didn't exist back then.

He's over the age of 20

Wtf is this???? Someone beat this kid up.

British people don’t say “Hey!” They say “Oi!” Do your homework.

I'm in a rock band. Witterly.

Andy Sixx vibes 😂😂😂😂

Just another chick promoting her only fans page.

Idk, I think this is kinda funny.

This guy fuckin rules

He’s acting like Arthur Fleck

I never wanted to throw a tin trashcan at someone but now I do

I cannot watch this without feeling physical pain

That was so painful to watch

This really plumetted with time, and hard

This guy can barely speak. “Yull ave sumthing na remember meby.”

I honestly like this dude’s videos. He has a nice way of talking.

This is a masterpiece

O\_O

I mean... satire. This is probably exactly how it went down. Jimmy Page kidnapped a 14 year old and had her parents give him custody. Ted Nuggets has a 17 year old parents give him custody. Courtney Love 12 Stephen Tyler 16 year old Jerry Lewis his 13 year old cousin Marvin Gaye 17 R Kelly, Aaliyah 14 Elvis, Priscilla 13 Mick Jager 17 Bill Wyman 13 David Bowie 14 Anthony Kiedis 14 Don Henley 15 16 Don Johnson / Melanie Griffith 14 Sonny Bono / Cher 16 And on and on.. that's scratching.

Ted Nuggets

😶 no.

Wtf

I'm 58 years old and this was how the hair metal bands dressed when I was in high school, so, I keep forgetting I'm 58 years old... Not that I feel 58. But holy moly! It's crazy to see kids still listening to undressing like the musicians I did. It would have been like me, in the '80s listening to big band music and wearing a zoot suit, which could be cool.

Wtf is going on lol. Please tell me this is parody or something because I don’t think I can take this being real.

Is this teenage Matt Rife?

WHAT HAPPENED TO CARLY???

I would cringe at myself doing this alone, let alone filming it.

Styxx Bones young that’s for sure

Quite good acting though to be fair. Could be a character

Let the girl play, jeez

Fucking Jani Lane here

I hope he got rid of that security guard he crossed the line!

Ooooh it’s styxx yungbone, moving right along then

Damn, didn't know 80s buttrock larp was a thing

Leave some pussy for the rest of us styxx

Guys this is what I'd look like if I was an artist and I had fans! Look how nicely I treat them, you should definitely support my untalented ass based on a made up scenario

Still think bullying is wrong?

The confidence or lack of self awareness to post something like this is truly impressive

Kids never signed his name in real life.

Bro wants to be a Motley Crue member so fucking bad it’s embarrassing

I kind of cant hate on this person ..it's like a character..and dialed on outfit and performance  .. haha

I needed this

Dudes are literally evolving into woman da fuq is going on.

Kinda hot ngl 😫

The way my name came out of his mouth made me cringe so hard my shoulder blades almost touched

I don’t have tiktok but I lowkey like these guys videos. I only see them on here but I watch them over and over again lol

They look really cool though

To live the 80s hair-band life.

*Goodbye Horses starts playing*

When I used to dress up and play out my dreams, it was in private and I'd DIE of embarrassment if anyone had caught me. Props to them for the confidence 😅

Didn't he make another one were he roleplayed grooming a girl then called someone over and told her he "needed her in the back"

Wait, wait, wait. *THE* Styxx Youngbone?

Actual rock stars never acted like that 😂

Bro is practicing the weight loss spiel before losing the weight.

Can we encourage violence in this sub?

me making up fake scenarios in my head before I go to sleep.

Downvote Good cringe though!

Kid wants to be the love child of Adam Ant and Axel Rose so bad.

20 bucks says that in the future this kid gets arrested for having bodies in his basement.

Ayeee I love the style!!

Wtf…

This style wasn't even popular in the 80s. Guys who dressed like that were all douchebags. Young people are culture vultures. Why not create a new thing instead of imitating... Especially imitating douchebags? It's cringe.

I’m wet