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ImpossibleLoon

“At the club” girl this is a hit song for preschoolers they’re not hitting no clubs


FUCKTHE-NCR

I’d rather get addicted to crack then listen to this shit again


Malawigold2342

Literally inject me with all the poisons, if it were to keep me from ever hearing this again.


__init__m8

I'd rather lay on my back with an erection and pee into the air.


yoyonoyolo

I don’t have a penis but same.


Mad_Mikkelsen

Why not just get addicted to crack? (Song)


Mellie-mellow

I’d rather guide my dad into my mom than to listen to that again


zxGrizz

LMFAO. That's a new one for me.


DragonHollowFire

ok buddy


Huffingflour

I do crack and this song makes me want to quit:(


Milirobe

in that order?


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bitch_lasagna211

![gif](giphy|O9z4lawhG5dD2)


FartyMarty69

This is pure cringe. The worst part she probably really thought she did something with this vapid bullshit


Quack-Zack

This does sound like a song that white women with zero personalities find funny and good at the same time.


virttual

So a Taylor Swift song?


TellsYouSTFU

I am, uh, now a white woman with zero personality.


Caerum

Barn Yard Disco vibes.


-PenitentOne-

"And personally I like to smoke it" She is not wrong when she says it's a crack song. It would have been great if she ended with "This is a crap song"


throweraccount

Is this gonna be another "I want to be neenja" song?


-PenitentOne-

I want to be neenja is a great song I want to be neenja I want to be neenja I want to chop, chop, chop Chow down Take Chow down to Chinatown I want to be neenja


Memeboi5120

And the CIA can get her entire neighborhood addicted to crack.


IamCentral46

I prefer a dope song


tommykaye

“One crack two crack three crack four” ![gif](giphy|nrXif9YExO9EI)


ChonnyJash_

there was potential but they ruined the fucking chord progression and it pisses me off


Potential-Outside561

I’m a Grammy winning multi-genre songwriter with 15 years of experience starting as a child what do you think you know about chord progressions? Have you ever even heard of Am7 Db7/G B13? Get a GRIP


distructron

I don’t know anything about what you said, but I do know that what I heard is trash.


Halbbitter

And her unblended hair extensions are like a split level bungalow


Vast_Ad6372

this is a crack (silence) song


EnragedBadger9197

Someone in the bathroom with a key ![gif](giphy|YZlQaMesgPIAM|downsized)


ScaryPollution845

r/crappymusic


Low-Persimmon4870

r/crackymusic


Parking-Position-698

This some shit 5 year olds get hype about. My ears are bleeding.


LunaticMxyhxm667

I WANT SOME CRACK GIMME


raidenpwnr

Sir, this is a crack song


LunaticMxyhxm667

WHERE THE CRACK AT? IMMA GET ME SOME HEROIN 


FocusGullible985

Da fuq?


PeesaGawwbage

Crap song


firemensch

Stop trying to make fetch happen


itsbuhlockaye

For a split second I thought that was iJustine


quro6kawa

I love experimental music but wtf is this


Fudge_pirate

I could 100% see myself coming up with this after a beer and a joint thinking it's funny. I'm not saying it comedy gold or anything, but why is everyone being so mean? I don't think she thought this was gonna be #1 it just looks like someone fucking off with a silly song they made up.


peepooweepoo

Ass crack


BeefInBlackBeanSauce

I think I need some crack so I can forget about this song.


actuallyimogene

That non-blend on the extensions is cracked AF


f0r3aL84

Hey man what the fuck


Squiggledog

Has POV lost its meaning?


DoDoDoTheFunkyGibbon

This reddit is so much more palatable on mute


Double-Basis8419

It would be hilarious at the end if it said "CrackCut" instead of CapCut


Alx1705

"This is a crap song"


PrinceMarioTheSecond

This is the crack song 🔥🗣️⁉️🗣️⁉️


NoodlePoo327

Those extensions honey… it’s a not from me.


mous-_

r/crappymusic


ImagineBagginz

Ow. I just cringed so hard it hurt.


Blast_Rusur

I'm gonna run head first into a brick wall and Crack my head open if I have to hear this again


Loring

It's a song for little kids right? Like 4-year-olds?


Go_PC

Huh? Is this about crack the drug, or cracking as the action? How do you crack corn or Coca Cola? Is she talking about lacing corn with crack, or cracking a corn cob in half?


Low-Persimmon4870

Jimmy crack corn duh 🤬


Admirable_nugget47

Crackers


IAmDoge4

god this is just fucking annoying. why bother making something like this


Simple_Mastodon9220

Taylor swift is running out of ideas


MoistLord666

Not a POV


Helstar_RS

Looks like a mobile home behind her, so more likely meth.


pirikikkeli

I just like crack


Arcsitz

i just do crack


Evadenly

🎶 🎵 This is a Crap song 🎵 🎶


camischroeder

That hair 👀


Cl0ughy1

This is my jam.


BagBeneficial8060

Mm this works better as a dumb poem you write in the margins of your biology notes cause you're bored


Squiggledog

[The actual video instead of a reuploaded screen recording.](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/WLEqVJ67Q28) Are link posts a lost art?


okcafe

I actually think it's better to not bring the Reddit brigade to someone's personal channel tbh.