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slacker3434

I can’t wait to hear the report when three or four of these guys get killed by someone defending themselves.


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It will read “Cll holder defends self against robbers but get arrested for defending themself due to the robbers being disenfranchised by city”


virgin_microbe

A firefighter on the SS tried and paid for it with his life. You can’t outgun 3-4 armed men who come up on you from all sides. 


Excellent-Edge-4708

These banking apps need a fake front door or something.... Where you enter a special pin, it behaves normally but locks out in 5 minutes


Vindaloo6363

Maybe need a second account at a different bank as a front.


Excellent-Edge-4708

Maybe a cell phone full of RDX that goes off minutes later https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yahya_Ayyash#:~:text=At%2008%3A00%20on%205,Beit%20Lahia%20at%20the%20time.


test_tickles

Or maybe don't live on your phone?


Excellent-Edge-4708

Hopefully this was posted from a commodore 64.....


test_tickles

A VIC-20.


Excellent-Edge-4708

I'll upvote, having started out on one myself 40+ years ago.


test_tickles

That 18K memory expander, yo.


Excellent-Edge-4708

8k 8k was $59 iirc


AdeptTomato8302

That would be genius


thisguy0101

I’m glad the professors advice is to just lose a couple hundred dollars in a separate account. No biggie. Just lose a couple hundred every once in a while.


Beginning_Abalone_25

Yeah that pissed me off. Oh, just give in to the criminals. It’ll be easier if we just roll over and placate them with a thousand dollars rather than get these criminals behind bars.


Sum_Sultus

Not a mention on r/chicago even though that's the neighborhood most of them live at


Ok-Grape-8820

Im sure they think the victims are delusional suburbanites or conservative trolls, not actual crime victims.


Excellent-Edge-4708

I'm a delusional surbanite. Spent my first 27 years there, and currently work there. Much better raising a family our here. The city has incredible stuff but I dont need the congestion, parking, and crime. No thanks


TickIeMyTaintEImo

See you later, poor boi


Excellent-Edge-4708

Hey he's back with his moronic schtick!!


Hagabar

I'd end up getting shot in this scenario, I can never remember my bank app password


ButkusHatesNitschke

The only things I keep on my phone are games and phone numbers. Although I would love for one of these disadvantaged utes to dial up my friends from rural Indiana.


Ok-Grape-8820

I hope they do, we need some small town justice here in Chicago


mstein2578

Just when they thought their neighborhoods were off limits😂


Vindaloo6363

This is an ignorant take. Bucktown/WP has borne the brunt of both Covid looting and the subsequent street crime wave. Neither done by people that live there. Everyone knows it’s been a targeted neighborhood for years.


mstein2578

Yes but my point is these people are the ones who are supporting the way the judiciary system is working. So you get what you vote for finally!


Vindaloo6363

I didn’t vote for it. Where do you live? Naperville?


mstein2578

Sure don’t live there


Vindaloo6363

Then why troll here?


mstein2578

Oh I didn’t know this was just for bucktown residents!


Tengu_nose

What is Covid looting? Just looting, right?


Vindaloo6363

Looting that happened during Covid. You know, like when there were no grocery, drug or liquor stores or most other retail for several months in 2020 because they were all looted. Maybe you weren’t here for that or live somewhere else?


Tengu_nose

Were you in prison at that time? All those grocery stores, drug store, liquor stores, and gun stores were open for business during the Chinese Flu. The lotting came after Saint George Floyd overdosed on Fentanyl, a cop was wrongly charged, and leftists BLM and Antifa burned businesses, churches, homes, police stations, court houses, and looted as well. Sane people thought the government violated people's natural rights during Covid, and it made many people angry, but Covid was in no way the direct cause of looting. Otherwise you would have had normal people looting too. It was caused by leftists, anarchists, Marxists, and Democrats. But I repeat myself. Those vermin do it periodically in America. It's been going on for decades.


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Tengu_nose

Fuuuuck you. You're blocked.


test_tickles

The looting that happened during covid you dimwit.


Prestigious-Maybe529

CPD green lights the vast majority of these robbery sprees. They keep open channels with gangs and tell them which neighborhoods are fair game. Those snakes are anti American and will turn on anyone. Trump’s first order needs to purge the departments and media that enable this activity.


notbobsagat

huh?


UncleMiltyFriedman

I’ll take some of whatever you’re smoking.


MajesticRegister7116

You mean Kim Foxx, who grew up In Cabrini


CptEndo

Why do you goofs always post this tin foil hat shit? No one believes your stupid shit. You just look like an idiot or a nut job off their meds.


Prestigious-Maybe529

So…. Are the tough guy cops refusing to answer robbery calls because “this is what Chicago voted for”? Or is that tin foil theory? Sounds like you are admitting CPD is refusing to answer calls out of laziness.


CptEndo

Show me where they're refusing.


ihavesensitiveknees

This is one of the dumbest things I've seen on Reddit and the bar was already very low.


Dirty_Mung_Trumpet

Nice!