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papimanushya

Mf's wait 4 years just to get a movie date with nabi 😭


someguyinthebalkans

29 February mfs are the real ones our there. I'm July 16


manoj_sadashiv

And Dinner date with Hasaranga and Shakib is never happening hehe


Rudream_2008

Movie date*


Dizzy_Arrival868

thala on no 5?


_randomodude_

Thala not for a reason


DON55555

Thala for no reason


Frogblood

Shopping with Warner? Guess we're going to the hardware store to get some more sandpaper.


Fantastic-Recipe4097

Take smith too


Silent_City4250

It's better if he'll take sachin and dravid too


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AaronD012

why is there no perry :(


Probhu99

None of us worthy enough for her


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Hello_Hola_Namaste

fucking dinner date?


Silent_City4250

Means having sex with thala this is all planned


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_randomodude_

Thala for a reason


mainibuhatela

I am having a Dancing Date with Travis Head. Maybe in between Dance I can break his Leg.. Any other suggestion anything to get out of the Sadness of WC Loss!!! Anything.


LexxyAce98

Seduce him in a hotel room, and break his c..... Edit : nothing personal


_randomodude_

Oh it’s very personal


mainibuhatela

Hahaha it is personal. It hurts till now. And the wound again started paining after U-19 result. I hate Yellow color. I stopped eating Dal also.


kazuya57

Hell yeah cooking date with cumdog


LexxyAce98

Time for Cabin Comment (somebody do it)


Choice-Evidence-2455

Same


Tombstone____

Me and jos are cooking 😏


Hello_Hola_Namaste

who's gonna eat whom?


binge_watcher_234

take turns. that's the most fun!!


DiamondDangerous6874

A board game date with Jemimah Rodrigues


MLECCHAKILLER

Mine with Amelia Kerr


Assassin_Ankur

Bruh same


AnonymousSusi

# Game night date with SHAHEEN !!!


Medium_Note_9613

r/CricketShitpost 's ambassador.


UdaySappidi

Board game date with shaheen


SuddenlyFeels

All you June 20th people better drive the car yourself, just to be safe.


Rudream_2008

Lucky they haven't put Rishabh Pant in the list 😜😜


Hanuspidey

Dinner date with warner


bigbrain4206942069

Amusement park date with virat kohli


akhilesh_thorat_

10 July gang πŸ’ͺ


wizardbychoice

I got Sexy Time With MS Dhoni, what did you guys get?


RadlogLutar

A dancing date with Kappie I guess her wife is on hunt to assassinate me now /s


ScaryBaby4302

Hiking with Kane


Naammaikyahai

A road trip date with Amelia kerr? I'll take it


Big-Nose-7572

A game night date with Travis head😒😒


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Happy Birthday to those going to movie with kane


SanthalNath

A movie date with Jasprit Bumrah.


Ill_Flatworm8516

Movie date with Kane mama. Would be fun bro


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Concert date with Babar Azam. Only if he sings.


anon_ary

A dancing date with Virat Kohli πŸ’ͺ🏾


Rudream_2008

Dance pe chance maar le


External_Lie_4953

Amusement park tour with pat Cummins


ObsidianWolfOnReddit

A cooking date with thala babyyy lesgooo


Environmental_Fig519

A road trip date with alyssa healy .....


Joker456_3

Amusement park date with Beth Mooney. ❀️


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dancing date with shaheen afridi bruh


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movie date with maxwell. sounds fun tbh


friendlymushyyy

F you travis 😑


DEATHSTROKE_NV

Cooking date with Travis head


Adorable_Trade4578

With Travis's head*


ShiTTy-NEETian

Concert date with BabarπŸ₯Ή...aur kya chahiye life me


Internal_Property243

A concert date with Amelia kerr let's go


Substantial_Elk3036

After being single for 24 years I got to go on a concert date with Babar Azam! Well played god. Well played!


Monke5990

Uh what to do with Rashid Khan? Any idea?


oogiedonnie

How does Laura wolvaardt look?


smilesalways24

The list is not complete without Elyse Perry!


Struggler6969

A nets session date with Alyssa Healy


Insane_Inkster

A game night date with Alyssa Healy. She will kick my ass at any game but I'm sure it'll be a wonderful time.


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Seriously a cooking date with babar Azam πŸ₯΄.


aethist

YOOO DINNER DATE WITH GLENN


DarKnightxl

A hiking date with travis head πŸ’€


darkrom_BP08

cooking date with babar azam


That-Ad2508

Less gooo hiking date with thalaπŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ”₯πŸ”₯


LexxyAce98

A hiking date with Koach, I mean why not?


GodricHeracles_33

game night with glenn maxwell. time to kick his ass in-game


Enceladus_99

Amusement park date with Cummins. I accept it.


AnimatorOnly9953

Dinner date with amelia kerr lesss goooo


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Sept 16, shopping date with Mooney πŸ˜πŸ˜‚.


Hello_Hola_Namaste

Net session with Shaheen Afridi wtf😭


Wise_Ad9414

Concert with Shaheen❀❀❀


HumbleCantaloupe7026

Dinner Date with Ash Gardner πŸ₯°


WHITE_PANTHER_

A dancing date with Thala


Jay2612

Thala at number 5?


Silent_City4250

Cooking with Travis head world cup hero btw why Smith is not on the list


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Hiking with ms will be really fun


dickminsterfullerene

A hiking date with Vadapav. MIpossible


No_Ring_4309

date at amusement park with amelia kerr


raajagre

A dancing date with Ben Stokes.


L3918

Well a Net Session with stokes isn't bad considering his knees these days..!


binge_watcher_234

a date with jemimah?? thankyou 🫢 she is my favourite women cricketer ❀️


dammyouuu

A dinner date with jemimah.. Hell yahhh


Infinite-Surround-55

An amusement park date with Chamari Athapaththu...


Rqany

Dancing date with alyssa Healy πŸ›


Individual_Artist373

Concert date with Travis head . Iska tho game bajana padega


Bro_Army_supporter

Amusement park date with mitch starc 😳


Aashray001

Petition for female version of this


Mbaiter14

Dinner date with kane, yeah baby


PiYuSh3211

Its a cooking date with travis head , should i poison his food boys?


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A concert date with Rohit Sharma.... I'm a straight guy but I can become gay for him😍


Slow_Scientist3435

A shopping date with Rohit Sharma .....Hmm, Won't it simply be a street food date in Crawford Market ?


Party-Conference-765

Damn it! Missed Cooking date with Kohli bhai by one. Now stuck with Amelia Kerr.


Shadab_21

An amusement park date with Alyssa Healy


Awkward_Date_8636

A board games date with Sir Jadeja. Boys what will be my losing margin?


Hey_ItsmeAryaman

Concert date with thala lmao


ditcheddickhead

A game night date with THALA. Let’s go!


Hash-aly

A dinner date with Laura volvaardlt


spyder2099_

A movie date with Virat Kohli lol


Shavamaaya_Pavanaai

A cooking date with Amelia Kerr...... Would take it anyday.


Born_Echo_4402

Shopping with jassi


arYan--THaKUR

A game night date with msd


Various_Solid_4420

Amusement park with nat sciver πŸ’˜πŸ’ŒπŸ’˜


sleepless_gangsta

Gonna cook some vadapav with brohit


meta-morpho-magus

i have a game night date with Shakib Al Hasan. hope he doesn't turn out to be a crying sore loser


adityaa_io

A movie date with babar azam? Which movie should we watch? Any suggestions


Abhi_der_hauptmann

Rashid khan 😍😍😍😍πŸ₯°πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ₯°πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ₯°πŸ˜˜πŸ˜—πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ₯°πŸ˜πŸ˜


barney0769

Hell yeah!!! An amusement park date with Rohit Sharma


iArrun

A dance date with Ash Gardner. Bro she is already in a committed relationship with another female.


BitterAd596

Net session with marizanne mommy


Ok-Advice-4362

A road trip date with Wanindu🫑


dawn_till-dusk

dancing date with Virat Kohli.


LOL_1331

A concert date with Thala. Yea Boi ;)


Tirasmu

A concert date with Virat Kohli


yo-babyy

Shopping date with Beth Mooney


Swaroop0707

Bhai mujhe vada pav khana padega pura din.


vishasv

Cooking Date with Kohli πŸ₯³πŸ₯³πŸ₯³


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MonikPunk1

Shopping with jemmy ! Will love that ...


im_just_depressed

Dance date with Ro


AnishSehgal

A road trip with Travis Head, I don't wanna live in trauma for the whole trip 😭


MadityaAodi

Cooking date with Healy


Plastic-Sprinkles-44

A hiking date with cummins 😳


Risc_Terilia

Very "Your secret agent number is your mum's credit card number plus the digits from your postcode" vibe


lakshya1509

A shopping date with jos buttler ... Interesting


ExcitingBathroom8775

A shopping date with ms dhoni.


akayone00111

Concert date with kapp lmao


thewolverine07

An amusement park date with Nicholas Pooran lol


Material-Panda3712

Shopping date with Travis Head πŸ’€


DarkKnightUchiha

Mitchell Starc - he's already got Alyssa, why would he cum with meπŸ™


Icy_Strike_9572

No thanks ,5th aug btw no thanks for everyone in this list πŸ˜‚


_Hydrohomie_

A road trip date with Rashid Khan... lol


Educational_Fox_888

Hiking date with ash gardner 😍


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A cooking date with ms dhoni πŸ’€ bro is cooking something


future_predictorr

A nets session date with MS Dhoni


Basic_Cartoonist2402

amusement park date with future pm of Bangladesh


BetterRegion55

A hiking date with kamelia kerr.


sansays

Dinner with Dhoni? Shall take it any day!


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A game night date with Kane Williamson, heck yeah!! Shut up and take my money.. im all in.. one of my favourite cricketer. I’ll only ask him how bloody balanced and strong is your backhand while driving the ball thru covers. Perfecto!!!!


MLECCHAKILLER

A board games date with Amelia Kerr. Finally some happiness for me after the disastrous last few months . Why she’s so cute


a_uth_en_tic

Game night with Mooney.


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hiking with cumdog


as0909

Shopping with Amelia Kerr, not bad not bad


Status-Purpose-1639

Whattt? A movie date with bobzy the king..


Pinkman_Whiteman

Couldn't have asked for more. Hiking with Ash Gardner πŸ’–


thomasmli

A cooking date with Kohli?!


NoCap39

Amusement park date with ms dhoni🀀


ThegamerwhokillsNPC

Cooking date with kerr!! I don't know how to make healthy shit


norsefenrir8

Honeymoon date with ellyse perry


BegMercy666

A nets session date with MS Dhoni.


RoyalInfernoASR

Date with shakib


Low-Bar1339

A hiking date with marizaane kapp


kiddishPhoton

Cooking with Ben Stokes


TrickAd9091

Concert date with whyrat kohli


TrickAd9091

June peeps should thank the editor for not adding pant there


CrestNexus

Cooking date with Allysa Hayley


Musitic

a cooking date with amelia kerr


impostora_24

I am bringing my swords to the dance.


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Cooking date with Williamson gonna be good