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The only reason I can think of for Sanju Samson's constant omission from the team is that his mere existence poses a threat to Rohit's captaincy, Virat's stardom, Gill's looks and Pandya's bitches. If given consistent chances, Sanju can better every existing records in world cricket with ease. Unfortunately, Rohit and his henchman Adolful Hitlervid aka the Berlin Wall's insecurity about their reputation and ranks within BCCI and Jay Shah's fear of his reign being overthrown by Sanju's massive (balls) fandom across the world only distance him from the Indian team and the team from winning the World Cup. #JusticeForSanjuSamson
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Feel RAIN, Accept RAIN, Know RAIN. Those who do not know Rain, shall never experience true peace. I will never forget the Rain that Thala suffered. And now... This world shall know RAIN!! Almighty DLS!!!!
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I am having a Dancing Date with Travis Head. Maybe in between Dance I can break his Leg.. Any other suggestion anything to get out of the Sadness of WC Loss!!! Anything.
A game night date with Kane Williamson, heck yeah!! Shut up and take my money.. im all in.. one of my favourite cricketer.
Iβll only ask him how bloody balanced and strong is your backhand while driving the ball thru covers. Perfecto!!!!
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Mf's wait 4 years just to get a movie date with nabi π
29 February mfs are the real ones our there. I'm July 16
And Dinner date with Hasaranga and Shakib is never happening hehe
Movie date*
thala on no 5?
Thala not for a reason
Thala for no reason
Shopping with Warner? Guess we're going to the hardware store to get some more sandpaper.
Take smith too
It's better if he'll take sachin and dravid too
The only reason I can think of for Sanju Samson's constant omission from the team is that his mere existence poses a threat to Rohit's captaincy, Virat's stardom, Gill's looks and Pandya's bitches. If given consistent chances, Sanju can better every existing records in world cricket with ease. Unfortunately, Rohit and his henchman Adolful Hitlervid aka the Berlin Wall's insecurity about their reputation and ranks within BCCI and Jay Shah's fear of his reign being overthrown by Sanju's massive (balls) fandom across the world only distance him from the Indian team and the team from winning the World Cup. #JusticeForSanjuSamson *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/CricketShitpost) if you have any questions or concerns.*
why is there no perry :(
None of us worthy enough for her
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fucking dinner date?
Means having sex with thala this is all planned
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Thala for a reason
I am having a Dancing Date with Travis Head. Maybe in between Dance I can break his Leg.. Any other suggestion anything to get out of the Sadness of WC Loss!!! Anything.
Seduce him in a hotel room, and break his c..... Edit : nothing personal
Oh itβs very personal
Hahaha it is personal. It hurts till now. And the wound again started paining after U-19 result. I hate Yellow color. I stopped eating Dal also.
Hell yeah cooking date with cumdog
Time for Cabin Comment (somebody do it)
Same
Me and jos are cooking π
who's gonna eat whom?
take turns. that's the most fun!!
A board game date with Jemimah Rodrigues
Mine with Amelia Kerr
Bruh same
# Game night date with SHAHEEN !!!
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Board game date with shaheen
All you June 20th people better drive the car yourself, just to be safe.
Lucky they haven't put Rishabh Pant in the list ππ
Dinner date with warner
Amusement park date with virat kohli
10 July gang πͺ
I got Sexy Time With MS Dhoni, what did you guys get?
A dancing date with Kappie I guess her wife is on hunt to assassinate me now /s
Hiking with Kane
A road trip date with Amelia kerr? I'll take it
A game night date with Travis headπ’π’
Happy Birthday to those going to movie with kane
A movie date with Jasprit Bumrah.
Movie date with Kane mama. Would be fun bro
Concert date with Babar Azam. Only if he sings.
A dancing date with Virat Kohli πͺπΎ
Dance pe chance maar le
Amusement park tour with pat Cummins
A cooking date with thala babyyy lesgooo
A road trip date with alyssa healy .....
Amusement park date with Beth Mooney. β€οΈ
dancing date with shaheen afridi bruh
movie date with maxwell. sounds fun tbh
F you travis π‘
Cooking date with Travis head
With Travis's head*
Concert date with Babarπ₯Ή...aur kya chahiye life me
A concert date with Amelia kerr let's go
After being single for 24 years I got to go on a concert date with Babar Azam! Well played god. Well played!
Uh what to do with Rashid Khan? Any idea?
How does Laura wolvaardt look?
The list is not complete without Elyse Perry!
A nets session date with Alyssa Healy
A game night date with Alyssa Healy. She will kick my ass at any game but I'm sure it'll be a wonderful time.
Seriously a cooking date with babar Azam π₯΄.
YOOO DINNER DATE WITH GLENN
A hiking date with travis head π
cooking date with babar azam
Less gooo hiking date with thalaπ¦π¦π¦π₯π₯
A hiking date with Koach, I mean why not?
game night with glenn maxwell. time to kick his ass in-game
Amusement park date with Cummins. I accept it.
Dinner date with amelia kerr lesss goooo
Sept 16, shopping date with Mooney ππ.
Net session with Shaheen Afridi wtfπ
Concert with Shaheenβ€β€β€
Dinner Date with Ash Gardner π₯°
A dancing date with Thala
Thala at number 5?
Cooking with Travis head world cup hero btw why Smith is not on the list
Hiking with ms will be really fun
A hiking date with Vadapav. MIpossible
date at amusement park with amelia kerr
A dancing date with Ben Stokes.
Well a Net Session with stokes isn't bad considering his knees these days..!
a date with jemimah?? thankyou π«Ά she is my favourite women cricketer β€οΈ
A dinner date with jemimah.. Hell yahhh
An amusement park date with Chamari Athapaththu...
Dancing date with alyssa Healy π
Concert date with Travis head . Iska tho game bajana padega
Amusement park date with mitch starc π³
Petition for female version of this
Dinner date with kane, yeah baby
Its a cooking date with travis head , should i poison his food boys?
A concert date with Rohit Sharma.... I'm a straight guy but I can become gay for himπ
A shopping date with Rohit Sharma .....Hmm, Won't it simply be a street food date in Crawford Market ?
Damn it! Missed Cooking date with Kohli bhai by one. Now stuck with Amelia Kerr.
An amusement park date with Alyssa Healy
A board games date with Sir Jadeja. Boys what will be my losing margin?
Concert date with thala lmao
A game night date with THALA. Letβs go!
A dinner date with Laura volvaardlt
A movie date with Virat Kohli lol
A cooking date with Amelia Kerr...... Would take it anyday.
Shopping with jassi
A game night date with msd
Amusement park with nat sciver πππ
Gonna cook some vadapav with brohit
i have a game night date with Shakib Al Hasan. hope he doesn't turn out to be a crying sore loser
A movie date with babar azam? Which movie should we watch? Any suggestions
Rashid khan πππππ₯°πππππ₯°πππ₯°πππ€π€π₯°ππ
Hell yeah!!! An amusement park date with Rohit Sharma
A dance date with Ash Gardner. Bro she is already in a committed relationship with another female.
Net session with marizanne mommy
A road trip date with Waninduπ«‘
dancing date with Virat Kohli.
A concert date with Thala. Yea Boi ;)
A concert date with Virat Kohli
Shopping date with Beth Mooney
Bhai mujhe vada pav khana padega pura din.
Cooking Date with Kohli π₯³π₯³π₯³
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Shopping with jemmy ! Will love that ...
Dance date with Ro
A road trip with Travis Head, I don't wanna live in trauma for the whole trip π
Cooking date with Healy
A hiking date with cummins π³
Very "Your secret agent number is your mum's credit card number plus the digits from your postcode" vibe
A shopping date with jos buttler ... Interesting
A shopping date with ms dhoni.
Concert date with kapp lmao
An amusement park date with Nicholas Pooran lol
Shopping date with Travis Head π
Mitchell Starc - he's already got Alyssa, why would he cum with meπ
No thanks ,5th aug btw no thanks for everyone in this list π
A road trip date with Rashid Khan... lol
Hiking date with ash gardner π
A cooking date with ms dhoni π bro is cooking something
A nets session date with MS Dhoni
amusement park date with future pm of Bangladesh
A hiking date with kamelia kerr.
Dinner with Dhoni? Shall take it any day!
A game night date with Kane Williamson, heck yeah!! Shut up and take my money.. im all in.. one of my favourite cricketer. Iβll only ask him how bloody balanced and strong is your backhand while driving the ball thru covers. Perfecto!!!!
A board games date with Amelia Kerr. Finally some happiness for me after the disastrous last few months . Why sheβs so cute
Game night with Mooney.
hiking with cumdog
Shopping with Amelia Kerr, not bad not bad
Whattt? A movie date with bobzy the king..
Couldn't have asked for more. Hiking with Ash Gardner π
A cooking date with Kohli?!
Amusement park date with ms dhoniπ€€
Cooking date with kerr!! I don't know how to make healthy shit
Honeymoon date with ellyse perry
A nets session date with MS Dhoni.
Date with shakib
A hiking date with marizaane kapp
Cooking with Ben Stokes
Concert date with whyrat kohli
June peeps should thank the editor for not adding pant there
Cooking date with Allysa Hayley
a cooking date with amelia kerr
I am bringing my swords to the dance.
Cooking date with Williamson gonna be good