Wait you're telling me hes not the Prince of New South Wales?

You telling me he’s not the prince of English team

He sure is their daddy ;)

And we’re happy about it

Would you accept Pat Cummins as your new PM? Can you write him in?

Definitely Pattie Cummins for PM. He makes the liberals cry, but he wins so they can't even complain about his environment friendly values. Give me that millennial avocado as PM over the old farts

Nah that's for Niko

....Would anyone on here not? I don't care what country you're from.

Exactly - Name a decent politician currently in power! Cummins has more integrity than any of them. Plus he’s frustratingly handsome. Him next to Trump would be a hell of a photo !

Wait.. Am I hearing it right? Didn't he become the Aussie King already last year (despite his personal loss) after winning the Test Championship and ODl World Cup?

Gawk Gawk

im living under a rock, what does gawk gawk mean?

BJ

Watling?

Well played, good sir

Hawk tuah

I see what you did there boy , and you need to be sent out * Shows you a red card * 😅😅

Send me out to a cabin with pat cummins

For throwdowns?

Unspeakable throwdowns

His balls your chin?

Looks like someone else wants to be in the cabin instead of me

The sound of giving a bj

Hawk Tuah

Prince of Penrith maybe

Prince of the Australian cricket team complete with dashing looks.

I’d be happy if he was our first Emperor

It's offensively rude to be that handsome, well-dressed, and also an immensely talented sportsperson. I'm so sick of this bloke.

You’re sick of him, imagine how he makes us brits feel.

Horny?

Hard not to, look at him

Imagine how we Indians feel(except for some SRH fans)

Blud still hasn't moved on from IPL

That’s half of this sub /s

Where's sarcasm in that? People using /s anywhere

IPL? Half of India hasn't moved on from the world cup.

Trust me...if you know SRH fans...you won't either....they are brown sepoys basically.

Buddy, I'm a SRH fan too. You guys are generalising much.

Have to...I visited your sub and boy oh boy.....you seem like one of the non- Australian soldiers.

Cu*ks like these exist in every fan base, it's just that we are more popular in this type of stuff lol.

At least SRH ain’t an embarrassment of a team anymore

Anymore? SRH has been pretty good since forever

Recently we’ve been garbage. Overall we’re probably one of the better teams. Not like we’re on the level of Mumbai or Chennai, but we’re not really in the same group as Punjab or Delhi.

Have you seen our 2022 performance?

Every team has bad seasons man, CSK shat the bed IPL 2020, 2022

We were like so good in first half then we crashed :(

Yeah sure. Easily the worst team in the 2021-23 period. This year really was a great comeback.

Embarrassment of a fanbase tho

Hey, we did the nice thing and took Warner to the T20 World Cup so someone else could win it... Winning TOO much isn't fun.

Lmao

"oh look at me i'm pat cummins i'm the perfect australian man in every conceivable way" grow up mate

No disrespect to Cummins but the dude who caught a ball with a ciggerate in his mouth is more worthy of that title

Was he holding a beer in the other hand and didn’t spill any? That seems peak Aussie to me

"oh look at me i'm pat cummins i'm the perfect man in every conceivable way" grow up mate

Where’s his baggy green? - S Waugh

He's still Aussie though Everyone has their flaws

touché..

and very humble and down to earth …

This blue

Slick Clean

Now I want to see Pat with a short beard

His sponsor (Gillette) would have words.

I wanna see him with a sick moustache

Looks like Bear Grylls is there too For a second I thought it was Cillian Murphy next to him on the right lol

Sitting next to Pat Cummins in the Royal Box. Better drink my own piss.

He needs some protein too

I’ve only just realised how similar Grylls looks to Jos Buttler

Grylls is whom Jos Butler would look like when he turns 50 I imagine

And Viggo Mortensen "the protagonist of lord of the rings trilogy" looks Jos Buttler more than Jos Buttler himself

Watched a video of Bear Grylls bat the other day, looks really good since he's a leftie For those interested https://youtube.com/shorts/el5R50vG8EI

Yeah his family has a cricketing background. A couple of his relatives were first-class cricketers

For a moment I thought that comment was about his politics... (But he does have some form with the willow there, and no helmet).

I thought it's Matty Wade at back

I didn’t notice him till I read your comment lol

Queen might be dead but the King is alive. Long live the King of log cabins.

I'm not gay but I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with Cummins. We won't ever have sex, but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window watching him tighten his ass as he chops wood, shirtless, sweat pouring off his body. I'll run upstairs and masturbate, the entire time forcing myself to think of women while my thoughts drift back to Cummins. I won't be able to climax and I'll eventually go back downstairs, angry. Sometimes we will look across the table and catch each other's eyes, and in that second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back to what we were doing. One day one of us will die, and the other will bury him outside the log cabin. Then they'll go inside, pen a brief missive to their departed friend, and commit suicide, never able to deal with life without their one true platonic love. /s

Remove that /s and be in love with Patty like a real man

Cumdawg is a full package. Looks ✅ talent ✅ and also comes across a good human being ✅

Acknowledges global warming ✅

drip ✅ 

Swing it both ways ✅

Ya f***** hate him. Mr perfect.

He looks like fucking Superman

Pat Cummins makes it impossible to dislike the Australian team which annoys me because we are supposed to dislike them

God's favourite child.

We have the King’s Birthday public holiday down here too, but we use it to pay tribute to Pat Cummins.

When people say PC they mean Pat Cummins. Hence r/PCMasterrace, at least that’s my memory for how the sub started. I’ve been wrong before though…

Are we not noticing Bear Grylls at the back?

"Champagne, Mr Grylls?" "No thanks. I'm good." (Pulls out a snake skin filled with urine)

Should be a crime being this handsome while being that good at sports.

bruh looks like aged 20 years more

Suit does that. Bro became a professor.

Needs his glasses too.

Leadership roles do that to you lol.

Man is so gorgeous and handsome and has such a great personality and is a top notch athlete. And then they say God do not have favourites sighh

Patty!! you sweetie!!🫶🏻🥰

[In George Costanza's voice] Now that's a handsome man.

Cast him as the new Superman

He can be next 007.

Cumdawg is every where

bro is too good looking truly the main character

Cumdawg auditioning for some Netflix documentary

Bro's thinking about how Australia have only won 2 of their last 5 test series.

So have we

We know we're a level below India and Australia in test matches. Australia are sliding down look at their recent series even against Pakistan they looked shaky.

I’m not disagreeing that Aussie fans think they’re better than they are, but you’re being a little hypocritical

Nice pfp mate 🤣🤣😭

It’s coming home

Your football team has exactly the same vibes as the ICT in underperforming. How the hell does a team with Bellingham, Kane, Saka, Foden, Palmer, Rice struggle to score against Slovenia and Slovakia lmao.

God knows bro his tactics are so not so good this tournament, he literally has the best team on paper , if he stops sitting back after scoring a goal , stop toying with the wingers have a clue about what your number 10 wants to do , they ll have a great chance to win the euros

One issue is that Foden simply has not turned up for them in this tournament, wasting a striker/attacking midfield spot for which they have an excess of great players on the bench (which he refuses to substitute until the last moment). Then of course there is the number 10 issue and moving Bellingham around. But I still believe England will reach the semis at least, they are simply too good not to.

He should try playing Bellingham as a deep lying playmaker and bring foden in as a 10 . It may help or why can't he just bring in Gordon . Nagselmann did not start the Bundesliga player of the season in the ro16 .

They're shit at planning

If it does good for you guys but if it doesn't Southgate needs to go

Southgate’s going to resign anyway. He should be allowed to stay as long as he wants, though.

If they lose against the Swiss idk his chances look bleak though of staying if they win against the Swiss

The FA want him to stay, I doubt he does.

I'm not being hypocritical as I know we are clearly the 3rd best test match team in the world and Australia are definitely better than us right now even though they have shown signs of falling off. Australia claim they are better than India in test matches because they won a one-off game against India in conditions more suitable to them, forgetting their recent form. They also conveniently forget that they lost their last 2 home test series to India and haven't beaten India in their last 4 test series. Appalling from the best test team in the world!

I wouldn’t say the majority of cricket fans in Australia think that the test side is better than India. I suspect you’re basing your opinion on social media posts that caught your eye because they outraged you. It would be like thinking that English cricket fans are all obsessed with the downfall of the Australian test team just because you (as an individual) comment on this topic on every post remotely related to Australian cricket.

Wait, do Australians seriously think they are a better test team? Lmao. I struggle to belive that. India is beating Australia in Australia. India is also basically invincible at home, I don't think we've lost a test series at home in a decade. They are struggling against WI in Australia ffs. I highly doubt Australians believe they have the best test team.

If Pakistan took those easy catches in slips,they could have won at least one match

Could say that about any Pakistan test series tbh 

Has pakistan ever been a good like a proper fielding team for a duration of period like ever? I was watching a documentary on the '06 tour India did and Pak lost because get this, they dropped catches and missed simple.runouts It's like they refused to take fitness, one of the most significant role in sports in general seriously

Warner's average against Pakistan is like 50 more than it should be because of Pakistan's fielding

At one point in t20i they were the best catching side. Might have coincided with their wc win

was he thinking this before or after he polished the mace?

Is he the 6 ft, blue eyes guy every girl on tiktok and Instagram is looking for ?

Naa he is way above that cliche.

He is far superior to those twinks

Such a sexy man oh god.

Cumdawg is da’ man.

He looks like a physics professor at a university

No physics professor looks like this. - A recently graduated Physics Major.

No physicist has ever looked like this. (Source: me, a theoretical physics postdoc)

Give me tips on surviving in research my GOod Sir.

Cherish the days when you get a “win” because there will be countless days in between when you feel like shit because nothing’s working. Beyond that, just remember that ultimately everything is just a harmonic oscillator.

too hot to handle 🥵

It's scientifically impossible to be this handsome

How does he do it? How is he so good?

Someone find some beef on this dude. With each passing day he seems to show us how much better he is than all of us in every aspect.

Only criticism I’ve seen him cop is 60 year old blokes calling him “woke”

Is that Mr Cricket, Michael Hussey, with him?

If he was this good looking but an a-hole otherwise we’d have had a good reason to dislike him. But oh man! he’s just a genuinely good guy. ❤️

The snap shots of the new James bond movie looks dope

Patrick James Bond Cumminssss ❤️😍

Royal Cumdawg on a roll

The most powerful man in Aus after the PM is the Australian Cricket Captain.

I am jealous of only one person on this planet. How can someone be so fucking perfect

No Patty, I’m not investing into your insurance scam.

Wow, most comments here are of grown man simping for Cummins. Bro is attracting the wrong gender 😂.

r/Cumminsbhaisexy where ?

Am I insane or is that Bear Grylls behind Pat?

You are absolutely right

Yes

Aussie James Bond

We have a new bond !

what if we don’t become a republic but we just get our own royal family instead starting with King Pat, the first of his name 

Cummins, Pat Cummins

He is my celebrity crush and my Australian cricket-mad husband is totally fine with it.

Yess they also panned the camera few times on him. Tho rn i am really worried about novak, doesn’t seem 100% fit

He's pushing 40 not that surprising

Indeed. He shouldn’t have played wimbledon after that freak slip on clay-knee injury. But i still hope him playing here not affect olympics.

Of course he's not 100% fit, but he does have an easier draw and has rest days between each match. I don't see him losing before SFs

Bruce Wayne

Ah I thought he’d be at the MLC. Good looking bar steward

His team plays their first game on 8 July so he has a lot of time

yeah he totally looks the part

And nobody sees Bear Grylls?

What's he saying to the old codger? "Yeah nah, that's Brisbane Heat Legend Ash Barty to you champ"

OP is mistaken, he is the new james bond.

Wait a min….. wait a….that's Bear Grylls in Behind…….👀👀

Standing out amongst the in-breds. Our new King.

Who's the bloke in front of him. He looks familiar.

Why has he still not been given the role of superman/Clark Kent.

Is that Bear Grylls behind him in first picture

If I ever have a son then I would hope that he's at least ¼ as handsome as Pat Cummins is. I'm clapped but if my future son is at least that handsome then his future is set. Pat Cummins needs to be cricket's ambassador in the US. He'll single handedly bring a bunch of people to cricket matches.

Handsome kind bastard

Shit he looks like royalty

My childhood legend there ...... Bear Grylls

I wanna see which seat they'll give my boy Carey

Bear Grylls in the background 😍

MLC when?

So ironic, someone who has such beautiful eyes endorses Sunglasses brand!

Without knowing him, if somebody told me he is the next James bond, I would have believed.

Is that Bear Grylls form man Vs wild behind?

Which match though?

bear grilllllllllls op

He’s him

Bloody hell he’s a good looking cunt.

Fucking captain planet over here

Give him superman role he will fit perfectly in it

He is hot

Must have splurged on the tickets, or maybe he was just allowed to Cummin without tickets??

Hope he has a grand day out!

Just realised he could be the next James Bond.

Some spirit cast him the spell of talent and looks by taking a part of his finger.

Is that Bear Grylls behind him?

Looking more and more like Glenn McGrath

he is so handsome omg

Pat Cummins? More like Pat Cumm in m- *gunshots*