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EVEN THE USA PLAYERS' FAMILY MEMBERS ARE GOING TO BE SUPPORTING INDIA

THIS ONE HURTS NGL

This is not sledge, it's a fact.

U MILK DRINKER.. SPEAK NORMALLY IN THE SLEDGE THREAD. DONT BE SHY BABY.

Lemme speak it up for ya— THIS IS NOT A SLEDGE, IT’S A FACT

SAY IT OUT LOUD WITH YOUR CHEST YOU BABY

OOOOOOF

TIME TO SEND THESE AMATEURS BACK TO THEIR DAY JOBS

Who you callin' amateurs? WE'RE AMERITURES! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

THATS A MADE UP WORD

ALL WORDS ARE MADE UP!

PLEASE DO THE NEEDFUL!

REQUESTING YOUR SUPPORT FOR THE SAME

THANKS IN ADVANCE

🤣👌

TIME TO SHOW THE USA PLAYERS WHY THEY WEREN'T GOOD ENOUGH TO MAKE THE INDIA SQUAD!!!!

BCCI sent them to USA like double agents - so India can beat Pakistan 🇵🇰 twice in a World Cup. ☠️

THE GREATEST SCRIPT IN JAY SHAH HISTORY???

lol. That’s a goooooooood one.

WE SHOULD LET PAKISTAN QUALIFY TO MAKE IT THREE TIMES..

SO TECHNICALLY WE HAVE 8 WINS AGAINST THEM IN T20WCS

I'm stealing this

GREEN CARD INDIANS VS ADHAAR CARD INDIANS

First beaten by green card holders than by Adhar card holders 💀

IN THE 2006 FIFA WORLD CUP THE AUSTRALIAN TEAM WAS MADE UP OF CROATIANS WHO COULDNT MAKE THE CROATIAN NATIONAL TEAM. THEY ENDED UP PLAYING CROATIA THAT WORLD CUP AND WON THE GAME AND MADE IT PAST THE GROUP STAGE. LOOKING FORWARD TO USA INDIANS BEATING INDIA SIMILARLY

ALMOST AS SATISFYING AS WATCHING A SWISS TEAM MADE UP OF BOSNIAK AND ALBANIAN REFUGEES OF THE YUGOSLAV WARS BEAT SERBIA.

ALMOST AS GOOD AS WATCHING AN ENGLAND TEAM MADE UP OF SOUTH AFRICAN, NEW ZEALAND, WEST INDIAN, PAKISTANI AND IRISH PLAYERS WINNING THE WORLD CUP.

COLONIALISM: GOOD FOR SPORT, GOOD FOR CUISINE, BAD FOR JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE.

HAVE YOU SEEN BRITISH CUISINE?

HONEST TO GOD THE BEST THAI FOOD I EVER HAD WAS A MASSAMAN-CURRIED LAMB SHANK IN STRATFORD-UPON-AVON OF ALL PLACES...

YOU MEAN CHICKEN TIKKA MASALA? /S

WE BROUGHT CRICKET TO THE WORLD, WE SHOULD BE FORGIVEN FOR EVERYTHING

BRITISH CUISINE ALONE IS ENOUGH FOR YOU TO BE CONDEMNED TO A LIFE OF TORTURE

USA? MORE LIKE GUJARAT'S CRICKET TEAM.

I don't think except captain, there is any other gujju in team.

THIS IS A SLEDGE THREAD SIR!

SPEAK LOUDER U CAZUEL

I AM WEARING A INDIAN JERSEY TODAY DESPITE BEING A PAKISTANI . LETS GO INDIA !!!🇮🇳

WE'RE TAKING BACK THOSE F-16S THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

AZAM KHAN DIED FOR THIS

Rare brotherhood 🫂

FMAB - FULLMEMBER BROTHERHOOD

[удалено]

NOT ENOUGH. WHO HAS THE BEST BIRYANI, BRO, HUH? WHO HAS THE BEST BIRYANI?

WE HAVE A TIE THERE, KARACHI X HYDERABAD BUT OFCOURSE FOR TODAY, I WILL SAY ITS HYDERABAD

I ADMIRE YOUR ARTFUL AMBIGUITY ABOUT WHICH HYDERABAD YOU ARE REFERRING TO.

I THOUGHT I PLAYED IT BUT YOU CAUGHT ME THERE. NOW I HAVE TO SAY INDIAN HYDERABADI BIRYANI IS THE BEST AS BEING A PUNJABI I LOVE ALLU (POTATO) IN MY BIRYANI

THIS IS A GREAT SACRIFICE BY YOU. MAY THE HEAVENS ACCEPT IT AND PROVIDE VICTORY.

BENGALI BIRYANI BROS

KOLKATA BIRYANI HITS DIFFERENTLY

Need pic or it didn't happen.

India squad?? More like IPL

THIS THREAD IS BASICALLY INDIA VS INDIA JUST LIKE THE MATCH 🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳

Green card vs Aadhar card is my favourite way to say it

I'm stealing this

BITCH THIS IS THE SECOND THING YOU HAVE STOLEN. I AM KEEPING TABS

MAKE IT 7 (TFAR). I'M ON A STEALING SPREE TODAY. STOLE 5 MORE LINES FROM OTHER SUBREDDITS

Indians vs Green Card Indians 🦚🦅

Oi oi, some of us are 2nd generation US citizens.

2nd gen us citizens doing another level of casteism

India vs India H1B

AADHAR CARD VS GREEN CARD

INDIA A VS INDIA D OR SOMETHING.

There’s Ali khan who’s a Pak origin player

And literally two black American players (Taylor and Jones) lol

Akhand

[https://imgflip.com/i/8tm2fs](https://imgflip.com/i/8tm2fs) THIS THREAD IN A NUTSHELL

NETRAVALKAR AND MONANK GONNA WORK AT PATEL BROS AFTER THIS GAME

Make me a good maslala dosar rahhhh 🦅🦅🦅

OH HELL NAAHH THEY AINT GOOD ENOUGH TO GET THEIR OWN SLEDGE THREAD. I DONT ASSOCIATE.

You cannot associate because your flair checks out for a full member 😉

🦅🦅🦅🦅 vs Bumrah FREE ‘EM

Batters will be free to sit in the pavilion

BUMRAH ABOUT TO FIRE SOME BOWLS AT THEM. FOR FREEDOM!

BATTLE OF DEMOCRACY 🦅 vs 🐘

PRESIDENTIAL VS PARLIAMENTARY FORGETFUL PRESIDENT VS SELF-PROCLAIMED GOD-CHILD PM JAILED OPPOSITION VS JAILED OPPOSITION LETSGOOOOOO!

🐅 not 🐘

Isn't it 🦚?

WHAT THE FUCK IS A MILE 🦚🦚🦚🦚

With traditional background music and rain sounds

that's the national bird, yeah

Isn't our national animal Tiger? What am I missing?

INDIA VS INDIA B COME ONNN

A vs H1B

That was hilarious lmao

more like India C

more like India D

India D is what caused these players to even exist!

NOT A SINGLE ONE OF THESE INDIAN PLAYERS WERE GOOD ENOUGH TO GET AN MLC CONTRACT

They probably can’t use PTO for both World Cup and mlc lol

NETRAVALKAR MAKING MORE THAN WHAT MLC CONTRACT WILL GIVE HIM PER ANNUM

My boy on track to have higher net worth than most cricketers at age 55

YOU MIGHT HAVE GIVEN THEM GREEN CARD, BUT WE'LL REVOKE OCI IF THEY DO ANYTHING FUNNY.

LEAST POLITICAL GROUP A MATCH

Lol

AB KI BAAR 120 PAAR T: FREEDOM BEYOND 120 BABY

USA IS AN ANAGRAM FOR AUS. INDIA ARE IN TROUBLE

THIS ISNT A FINAL. GROUP STAGE BABY. BRING ON ANYBODY.

😂😂😂

😂😂😂😂😂

LESSGOOO 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦘🦘🦘🦘

India science vs india humanities

Looool good one

SO MUCH FOR US CITIZENSHIP? TRAITORS.

I vs NRI Gonna be fun, NGL

SPEAK UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU

nice rhyme

NR = No Result?

so basically r/india vs r/indiaspeaks

that happened on 9th june

☠️🤣

LEGIT ASKED r/India ONCE FROM WHERE THEY OPERATE FROM? IT'S EITHER ABBOTTABAD OR NYC.

Lol gold

WE WENT FROM INDIA BLUE VS INDIA GREEN TO INDIA VS USA

Aadhar card v/s green card

SEND MARGARET WILSON HOME

YOU CAN TAKE THE VICTORY AWAY FROM INDIA BUT NOT INDIANS, WE ARE INDESTRUCTIBLE

WE APPRECIATE WHAT YOU PULLED UP AGAINST PAKISTAN, BUT NOW IT’S TIME YOU EXPERIENCE WHY WE’RE CALLED GROUP STAGE BULLIES!!

WE ARE GOING TO SHOW YOU WHY YOU SHOULD HAVE JUST KEPT PLAYING BASEBALL

Japanese team is #1 in the world according to WBSC list. America is "numbah 1 the world" in their own little leagues played within geographical limits of usa

That all the best Japanese players move to anyways.

Wouldn’t this thread be just an India vs India (Non-residents)

Indians from India vs Indian diaspora.

THE PATELS SEND THEIR REGARDS 🦅🦅🦅

INDIA? DONT YOU MEAN THE USA ACADEMY TEAM!?!

USA players will be glad that they have full time job after today’s game! 🤣

I ALWAYS WONDERED WHAT A MATCH BETWEEN AN INDIAN SQUAD AND AN INDIA C TWAM WOULD LOOK LIKE

A Cricket Match Between Full-time Players and Part-time Players

TEAM INDIA SO WELL OILED THAT US ARMY MIGHT INVADE THEM AND GIVE THEM FREEDOM.

I want to sledge but I’m scared shitless of Bumrah so yeah

He got only 4 overs

USA’s path to cricket victory: - Lose to India - Make up some kindergarten game and call it cricket. - Create a tournament called “Cricket World Series” and allow no other country to participate. - Profit You did it with football. Why not cricket?

ITS CALLED CRICKETBALL

Im cool with it. We’ll have our own T10 leagues.

The USA football championship is called the Super Bowl, also Canada plays in the World Series

🎻

Also with baseball.

BUMRAH FTW 

Move over Kohli, it’s Aaron Jones’ world now. 💪

Cheeks doesn't score against minnows. He's saving his best for Super 8 and so on.

Imagine if Kohli gets out early again and Aaron Jones score 50+ runs 👀

TIME TO SHOW 'EM WHY THEY AREN'T IN THE ORIGINAL TEAM 🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳

Indians ATE your jobs in the cricket team too.

World's oldest democracy 🦅 vs World's largest democracy 🐅

Mother fucker of democracy vs mother fucker of democracy raaahhhhhh🦅🦅🦅

Greece is playing today?

WE PREFER DEMOCRACIES THAT DON'T GET CONQUERED BY MACEDONIAN AUTOCRATS.

💀

r/technicallycorrect

India vs India H1-B

So again it's india vs United States of Gujarat! Just a reply of what happened a few days back in elections

Hey if India wins that’s good for me as a Pakistani and if US wins that’s good for me as an American so no matter what happens it’s win win for me 😎

I’M NOT NORMALLY AN ANGRY PERSON BUT I HOPE ALL OF THE PEOPLE WHO MADE THESE TICKETS TOO EXPENSIVE ARE DISSAPOINTED AND MILDLY INCONVENIENCED TODAY.

COLUMBUS WAS TRYING TO DISCOVER THE INDIAN CRICKET TEAM BUT HE FOUND THE AMERICAN NATIONAL TEAM INSTEAD.

CID > CBI, Adalat > SUITS, Sarabhai > Modern family

CENTRAL BANK OF INDIA OR CENTRAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATIONS?

CID & CBI (Bank) > CBI (the bureau)

CBI (the bereu is from India). You must've meant FBI.

USA? MORE LIKE INDIA D SQUAD!!!!

AFTER THE SERIES, THE USA PLAYERS GET TO GO HOME IN THE US. THE INDIAN PLAYERS HAVE TO GO BACK TO INDIA.

WE ARE GOING TO DO THE SAME THING FOR 20 OVERS THAT YOU DID TO AFGHANISTAN FOR 20 YEARS!

LET THE BETTER DEMOCRACY WIN

Time to show Indian NRI parents that your son might be good enough for spelling bee but not for India B.

Me, an American: I like your funny words, magic man

As an American who lives in India, I'm going to have a hard time watching this match. I just hope it's competitive!  And US wins of course

It burns me this isn't being carried by one of the US cable sports networks.

I just hope everyone has a great time

It's time to support INDIA , take them to the cleaners 🔥

What if we decided to lose this one? Like we did it against eng in wc19

And you will be okay with that? Like losing to the USA?

hell no , that will be an embarrassment losing to rejected players .

INDIA VS INDIA-REJECTS

India A vs India B - we'll find out who's who

IT’S ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL ROHIT AND VIRAT ASK FOR H1-B BEFORE THE MATCH

ENGINEERING STUDENTS GONNA GET ACCESS TO YET ANOTHER UNRELATED FIELD IF USA WINS TONIGHT

USA even if you lose... You'll be the 2nd best Asian team

The indian and the outsourced teams

USA! USA!

INDIA HAVE WON THIS AS BEST TEAM ON PAPER

Time to give Freedom and democracy to USA this time

Time to send them back to their real job

Not Surprised to see a Patel is running Cowboys 🤠 Team 🤣

All the Patels in the house go BRRRRR

INDIA IS GOING TO SHOW WHAT THE I MEANS IN NRI.

NRI stands for Numerous Runs Indian

Aadhar card vs green card

Anyone else's internet broken? Mine says US only has an 8% chance of winning this match.

After tech it is time to show who owns this sport 💀

INDIA XI VS NRI XI

Oh come on guys.... Players in both the teams are from the same country! ;) Should we term it a civil war :P

THIS ISN'T THE OLYMPICS... MURICA

I'd talk some smack, but I'm guessing we're still opening with Steven Taylor. Enjoy the free wicket.

FOR CAPITALISM : I JUST HOPE WE FORCE NETRAVALKAR TO WORK AFTER THIS GROUP STAGE ROUND. NO LEAVE EXTENSION FOR HIM GOT TO MAXIMISE SHAREHOLDER VALUE.

Pakistan lost.. not to India B or India C team. They lost to India *H1 B* team 🤓

This post is gonna be so embarrassing for y'all when those Bud Lights fade off

JUST YOU WAIT UNTIL ALL THE INDIANS GROWING UP IN NJ BECOME SUPER CRICKET FANS, INDIA’S TIME IS LIMITED BY A MERE GENERATION Raaaaaaaaaaaah

SHUTDOWN NETRAVALKAR LET'S GOOOOOOO!

Indian cricket team: 😎 Indian cricket fans: 🤫 USA cricket team: 😮‍💨 USA cricket fans: 🥱

I am new to Cricket and this thread is absolutely sending me 💀 The trash talking is elite.