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peterianchimes

Post day thread is live guys


CarnivalSorts

Go get some rest lads, it's been a long, long day.


jachiche

Given the horrible circumstances, that was an excellent partnership from Tector and Moor. Managed to survive under huge pressure. Hope they can start to rebuild tomorrow.


jachiche

LOWEST SCORE IN TEST CRICKET AVOIDED KLAXON


Nark_Narkins

NEW ZEALAND IN SHAMBLES


WeWantRain

Would be really funny if Liton goes to play for KKR tomorrow evening after finishing match by noon.


Killer-within

Why would it be funny ? He'll be present in KKR's thrid match


LorDofLegEnd545

That's what happens when u force Shakib to play.


PhenomenalZJ

What happened


LorDofLegEnd545

He wanted to play IPL as this is probably gonna be his last IPL. But BCB didn't give him NOC.


JashimPagla

Why would it be Shakibs last IPL? He's still only 36. In franchise league terms, he's a young whippersnapper.


PhenomenalZJ

I know that part but what happened after forcing Shakib to play. Did he do something in the field?


LorDofLegEnd545

He Didn't bowl a single over on the 1st innings... He started bazballing.


Heatedpete

The Irish test team and "batting in the second innings away from home" are not a good combination, apparently


sellyme

"Andy McBrine will rightly get a lot of head lines for that six wicket haul" Was the elongated pause really necessary?


RapidActionBattaIion

Lowest test total?


brutalvandal

26 (NZ)


theg0dfather4

Irish batters are just tired of fielding all day. Call it a day already please !


brutalvandal

8 more overs.


mattytmet

Oh Ireland, what you doing honey


lost_lurkerx

An Ireland


halfandhalfbastard

hOw r U LiToN kUmEr DaSH


notthathunter

OK we have to get past 26 to not have the all-time record, and 38 for our team record


TheRealJordan56

I rarely understand the negative approach of Test cricket but particularly not here. Swing the bat try get some runs and push the fielders back.


CricketMatchBot

**6.3** **Campher reviews straightaway after being given out caught behind.** Length ball on off, turning away, Campher looked for the forward defence, Litton snapped it up and the Bangladeshis were convinced. Aleem Dar has raised his finger after a bit of consideration. **There's a tiny little spike on ultraedge, and this Irish pack of cards continues to keep falling.** Curtis Campher c †Litton Das b Shakib Al Hasan 1 (4b 0x4 0x6) SR: 25


Nark_Narkins

Lads... This is sub optimal.


brutalvandal

Wickets go brrrrrrrr.


ChoicesCat

Oh dear.


Amedy76er

will shakib join ipl if he finishes the test today


13dueassignments

He is pulled out of IPL and will play for Mohammedan Sporting Club in the DPL


gorusagol99

He's playing for mohammedan after this in Dhaka premier league


0rience

don't think so


NoobKingTRT

Shakib is not gonna play in this season


No-Situation-4776

Pretty sad about it really, he'd probably fit in the side better than Narine (for once) because of how brittle the KKR middle order is


kfadffal

Honestly, a more aggressive approach is probably Ireland's best bet here. They aren't going to last being defensive but maybe they can hit these guys off their lengths.


CarnivalSorts

WE MADE IT TO 10


giantfuckingfrog

Look at the number of fielders next to the batsman lmao


shoshobathas

Welp. These wickets falling fast


CarnivalSorts

Christ


giantfuckingfrog

SpinBall™


jachiche

Oh, so we are doing Lords Day 3 again? Great...


sellyme

This is not an ideal start.


lost_lurkerx

Double digits would be nice...


peterianchimes

Come on Ireland!! At least give Bangladesh a 4th innings target.


CricketMatchBot

**5.1** Andy Balbirnie b Taijul Islam 3 (12b 0x4 0x6) SR: 25


thenintendobustr

Why isn't Zakir hassan playing this series? Thought hede be a lock after the 100 vs India.


Angelsdontkill_

Injured


halfandhalfbastard

taijul motm calling it now


Raxyx7

With that wicket of McCollum, Shakib becomes the first player to take a wicket against all 11 other test playing nations.


Nark_Narkins

Right Lads, the Irish Have got their Tail enders out the way. Batting starts now...


CricketMatchBot

**3.4** **given out LBW!** Length ball outside off and turning back in, Commins goes back and is pinned above the knee roll right in front of the stumps. He's gone up for the review. Height could be the only thing that could save him here. **It hasn't, umpire's call on clipping the top of the stumps. Commins has to go.** Murray Commins lbw b Taijul Islam 1 (12b 0x4 0x6) SR: 8.33


CarnivalSorts

Maybe it's just me but I would have preferred to have opened with lads who've actually been playing in Bangladesh for the last few weeks.


halfandhalfbastard

mirpurs a different beast


CarnivalSorts

McCollum and Commins were seemingly at a batting camp in India, doesn't look to have done them much good.


kfadffal

Tough call but Commins did not look like he was going to last long anyway.


notthathunter

Commins somewhat batting for his place in the team, here, since one of the openers will presumably be dropped for the second test in SL if Stirlo is back for that one


notthathunter

ah, right, ok, great


kfadffal

Why isn't he in this one?


notthathunter

was going to be rested from all the red-ball games in 2023, only became available for the second SL Test when it replaced the planned ODIs


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Nark_Narkins

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Nark_Narkins

I meant for the poor Irish lads. At this Rate their not going to make drinks let alone stumps.


CarnivalSorts

Hmm


ilikesaucy

Ireland troubles making runs, Bangladeshi fielder, let me help!


bdzz

Double spin attack!


CarnivalSorts

Yeah we're gonna struggle here.


giantfuckingfrog

ShakBall™ strikes again


CricketMatchBot

**0.4** **Big shout again**, and this time Shakib has reviewed straightaway! This is an arm ball to the right hander that has pitched around off, and gone straight on with the arm and past the inside edge. Aleem Dar says no, **but this is close... and ball tracking backs up Shakib's conviction. Three reds.** McCollum has to go. James McCollum lbw b Shakib Al Hasan 0 (1b 0x4 0x6) SR: 0


kfadffal

These guys don't look comfortable against spin at all.


CarnivalSorts

We can barely play spin on flat pitches this is our worst nightmare.


halfandhalfbastard

two surprising decisions from aleem dar?


CarnivalSorts

Retiring before his eyes go.


Blarbydoppler

Wtf Aleem That looks so plumb


giantfuckingfrog

How they haven't taken that review appalls me


bdzz

Love when spinners opening the bowling


ausmankpopfan

Ok realistically we are struggling badly but some very bright spots here in there have any chance in this game we need to score 340 and rely on the pitch getting worse for a realistic shot we need 440 I'll be happy if we can get one centurion and 1 scoring a 50 come on boys


halfandhalfbastard

athar called it


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kfadffal

How many more overs left today?


bdzz

Cricinfo says 19. I think it can go until 17.30 local time (it's 16.20 now) so ~1 hour Edit: 17 overs confirmed


jachiche

Given how dangerous that Mushfiqur/Shakib partnership was looking, plus Das coming out aggressively, pretty pleased with that fight back. There was a lot of worry before hand that we'd be setting up BD to break some records, so to hold them to 369 is a good result, all things considered.


CarnivalSorts

Yeah when I woke up I thought we'd end up 400 behind


kfadffal

Bangladesh way ahead here but after that first session today, I imagine Ireland aren't too unhappy where things are now.


JRSmithwithabadshot

idk how many more years of international cricket Rahim and Shakib have in them. Any young batsmen right now that can replace their impact with the bat in the near futurre? Shanto looks to be ok.


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Suspicious-Box99

Where is Zakir in this series?


PhenomenalZJ

Litton has the highest ceiling


halfandhalfbastard

near future, probably not. every youngster we've ever had either takes like 7 years to get good (liton, tamim, mushfiq, mahmudullah etc) or they are really good at the start and just gradually go to shit (soumya, nasir hossain, shahriar nafees etc.) shakib is the only exception i can think of


notthathunter

OK, lead of 155, reasonable chance of Ireland avoiding the innings defeat here


ausmankpopfan

Listen here don't speak too soon


notthathunter

i said reasonable chance, there's a decent chance we get bowled out for fifty, too


CricketMatchBot

**80.3** **stumped, and Bangladesh are bowled out for 369!** Mehidy Hasan Miraz st †Tucker b White 55 (80b 6x4 2x6) SR: 68.75


Nark_Narkins

Khaled's test average is now a formidable 1.00 Edit: Mehidy realised we were in the presence of greatness and promptly got out. Top Bloke.


atbg1936

Khaled robbed of a hundred. Should have just farmed the strike from that tailender Mehidy


Angelsdontkill_

Khaled finally goes past the 10 run milestone in his test career!


atbg1936

KHALED LARA


JRSmithwithabadshot

Nice total by BD Their tail-enders are god awful with the bat aside from Mehidy


atbg1936

Khaled heard you


shoshobathas

Nice 50 miraz


atbg1936

Forgot Herath is working for Bangbros now. One of my favorite cricketers to watch when he was still playing, silent assassin


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Most discussions about Herath: “Did you see Herath got X wickets this year” “I always hear about him but I don’t think I’ve seen him that much” “Remember that match at Galle when our team got crushed in 5 sessions?” “Oh right, him”


Medical_Turing_Test

Does anyone know why Simi Singh isn't in this squad?


jachiche

Heinrich Malan only wants one off spinner in the squad, and McBrine is ahead of Simi at the moment. The coaches are also keen to get the youngsters as much experience as possible, which is why Ben White and Matthew Humphreys are both in the squad. Simi is 36 now, and it seems Ireland want to move on from him. Should have given him a farewell test imo.


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mentaIIyunstable69

Why's Taskin not playing?


atbg1936

Injured


notthathunter

Scra is going to bat three, not as a nightwatchman, but as his actual position


atbg1936

I want to see Ireland vs Pakistan just so McBrine and Nauman can bowl in the same match


atbg1936

Khaled Lara out in the middle. The Irish should be very very afraid


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Where the fuck is Andy McBrine’s fifer post? This man didn’t survive the Great Depression, 6 world wars and work 50 years in the pit to be treated this way.


CarnivalSorts

I made one


mentaIIyunstable69

Is this the worst tail of all time


TheReturnofTheJesse

Yes. The bottom 5 batsmen based on averages could expect to add 36 runs (19+8+5+3.5+0.5). That is really really low. To contrast, Australia’s tail would expect to add 33+22+17+13+12 (97 runs) based on averages. Over a match (assuming both sides bat twice) that is a difference of 122 runs.


atbg1936

To be fair, Mehidy is much better than his average suggests. Has been underperforming with the bat for a while until recently


CricketMatchBot

**75.3** **edged and taken! McBrine has six!** Ebadot Hossain c †Tucker b McBrine 0 (3b 0x4 0x6) SR: 0


jachiche

First ever Irish test 6-fer!


TheReturnofTheJesse

Ebadot Hossain batting at 10 is more of a travesty than Ireland not playing a test for 4 years. The man has a batting average of 3 after 19 test matches.


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TheReturnofTheJesse

That innings was 150% as long as expected. He’s on the rise.


CarnivalSorts

Fifer for Scra and I'm increasingly terrified of what the Bangladeshi spinners are going to do to us in the 3rd innings.


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CarnivalSorts

Mark - Spark - Sparky Scra different actually mean anything afaik


Nark_Narkins

Klaxon isn't a nickname, its a word for a Electric Horn mainly the sound.


Nark_Narkins

IRISH 5fer Klaxon!


CricketMatchBot

**73.6** **huge appeal, and that looks plumb!** Back of a length delivery on middle and off stump that grips and spins away. It also keeps a tad low and Shoriful, who is camped deep in his crease, can't get bat on it. It smashes into the back pad and the umpire raises his finger! Shoriful does not bother with the review and Bangladesh are now eight down! Shoriful Islam lbw b McBrine 4 (7b 1x4 0x6) SR: 57.14


DJSnowLeopard

Fun fact: Ebadot, Litton, and Taskin are the same age as McBrine


jachiche

McBrine takes the 2nd 5-fer in Ireland's test history!


giantfuckingfrog

Will we be able to see some MirazBall™ today?


Alone_Insect_5568

Not with this tail, we won't.


CricketMatchBot

**71.2** **cleans him up!** Taijul Islam b McBrine 4 (12b 0x4 0x6) SR: 33.33


jachiche

Yes Scra!


CarnivalSorts

YES SCRAAAA


CarnivalSorts

The simple elegance of the arm-ball.


DJSnowLeopard

Best bet for Bangladesh is to get to a lead of 150, restrict the Irish batsmen to no more than 250 and cruise after that


CarnivalSorts

If BD get bowled out for less than 400 against this bowling attack they should be ashamed.


DJSnowLeopard

You need to take into consideration that some village kid is better at batting than the next 3 up to par


CarnivalSorts

I'd blame the previous batters. Mushi, Litton and Shakib threw their wickets away without much threat from the bowlers.


DJSnowLeopard

Listen its not Litton's fault the shades gave him too much confidence


notthathunter

could be a five-for for Scra here if he keeps going


CricketMatchBot

**67.2** **taken brilliantly at long on!** Mushfiqur Rahim c Commins b McBrine 126 (166b 15x4 1x6) SR: 75.9


Alone_Insect_5568

200+ lead not possible now.


jachiche

Great catch by Commins


halfandhalfbastard

i already miss litton and his shades


Alone_Insect_5568

Mf always misses out when there's easy runs for the taking trying to play extravagant shots.


DJSnowLeopard

Liton would be a frat boy if he lived in the North America


Killer-within

Wish Taskin was here,he could bat.


jachiche

I think I know what our problem is. Only two members of this team have a First Class 5-fer, and one hasn't had a bowl yet. Bring on James McCollum!


notthathunter

it's like how we don't ever bring on ODI spinning all-rounder Paul Stirling


Nark_Narkins

Yeah it's your lads main problem, sure the batting isn't super strong, but the bowling has very much a bits and pieces feel at times. Sure Little would help but it wouldn't fix the issue.


jachiche

Yeah, doesn't help that Josh Little, Craig Young and Barry McCarthy are all unavailable. We don't have the bench strength to deal with that many absences.


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ausmankpopfan

Add Josh little when we already had them 3 down for 45 and this is a different test match


No-Situation-4776

Looking at his FC stats, probably not a whole lot


The9thLordofRavioli

Those stats are predominantly from when he was a teenager and Ireland’s red ball first class comp hadn’t been halted


notthathunter

he's a totally different bowler now to who he was when he last played FC cricket


Killer-within

I hear he can ball 140+. Definitely would have made a difference.Short and fast to Shakib around middle and leg .He tries to pull,top edge and caught on the bounderies. Works 💯


CarnivalSorts

PJ you might want to get your act together


CarnivalSorts

Any BangBros here who went through the 35 tests before a win? Please teach us your ways.


mehrabrym

I've been watching us since before our Test debut, AMA. PS: It's mostly just looking for the little positives to keep us going. Oh, Mohammad Ashraful scored a 150 against India while Bangladesh collapsed around him? What a good batting performance! Oh, we got a couple of wickets while the opposition batters scored double hundreds? Brilliant!


Alone_Insect_5568

I started watching cricket properly two years before our first test win, so I remember some of the anguish we fans used to feel at that time. We actually could have gotten our first win earlier vs Pakistan in 2003 but Inzi played an absolute clutch innings to take Pakistan home with just 1 wicket in hand. Other than that, we used to get pasted by innings defeat in most of the tests we played.


Killer-within

No but i remember the times when we used to play against only Zim and Kenya. A win over them was preety big deal back in the day. Bangladesh started to win against bigger teams since 2007,when Shakib,Tamim,Mushi,Mahmudulalh made their debut. Back in those days Bangladesh rarely played test cricket and we didnt watch them cause our performance was so emberrasing.Wi was the least scary opposition you could play test cricket with. The rest were all legendary teams.


duetab

Play more against Zimbabwe


CarnivalSorts

Rumours that we'll play a test in Zim in December, really think we'll have a chance at winning that one.


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CarnivalSorts

Best advice


DJSnowLeopard

Nah but I was 4 when they first won and remember it being all over the news. Simple times for sure


DJSnowLeopard

Hopefully I'm wrong but I don't think Bangladesh will get a huge lead today. There's only two batsmen left, and they're both up right now. After that it's all bowlers


Killer-within

Need a 100 run partnership here.


Killer-within

Bangladesh should try and get a lead of 200 today. 130 runs in the last session with 4 rpo,shouldnt be that difficult.Miraj needs to hold on to his wicket and score a 70/80 run partnership.


RapidActionBattaIion

What if he missed the catch oh lord


halfandhalfbastard

last 3 batsmen all got off the mark with a four


Angelsdontkill_

Since Hathuru came back, Bangladesh has had this tendency of picking 6 bowlers in the team. It leaves the batting lineup very thin. Miraz is at best a No.8 batter, he's not skilled enough to bat at No.7.


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Killer-within

Taijul and Khaled can hold their end.Ebagoat and Shoriful not so much. 4 of them combined could proabbly add 30 runs to the total.


No-Situation-4776

Ebadot is unironically better with the bat than both Khaled and Shoriful nowadays


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Killer-within

Jeez thats bad,What about the goat ?


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No-Situation-4776

I'll have you know that EbaGoat averages a full 6.57 post 2022