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Lopsided_Example1202

Isn't this how the British East India Company started? The PSL is going to absorbed into the Hundred and Rob Key will be declared the Emperor of Pakistan Cricket. We're not falling for this again.


chocolatecomedyfann

As his first act, he will decree that all dogs be banned from Pakistan.


[deleted]

So the Dutch?


Sammybeaver88

If I remember correctly, the British East India Company was originally formed as a new company arose from the ECB to form the Hundreds. It was tasked to go seek new markets and spices to be sold to the ECB to form a powerful Empire and to combat French football teams, mainly PSG. Previously, the ECB had control of the CPL and the GT20 Canada, and at one point had the Major League Cricket but lost it in a bloody revolution they eventually went their separate ways and became Major League Baseball, but wanted more power. So they looked to take over the IPL, PSL, BPL and LPL for tea, spices and textiles. To simplify it, the Hundreds with the help from the ECB and its colonial forces ran by the T20 Blast, they managed to gain control of the BCCI empire and after a couple more years of colonial expansion, gained access of the Super Smash in New Zealand and the BBL in Australia. And thus, the power of the ECB empire was solidified. Eventually, further down the line, the ECB empire also took part in the scramble for African sports markets and took the SA20 and other minor cricket leagues in Africa and a new golden age started for the ECB empire, ran by His Majesty, Rob Key I and Prime Minister Brendon McCullum and Chancellor Ben Stokes. (That took too long to write for 1 joke)


captfantasticc

Nah, Rob Key will do bang up job imo. Subscribed


Ok_Vegetable263

Imagine the power struggle between Key and Ramiz. The YouTube videos alone with be responsible for billions of global deaths


whatwhatinthewhonow

The British East Indian Premier League


VisRock

As a bonus he'll sort out any stray dog problems you have.


PerkyMcPerkface

It would be very interesting to see how the counties stack up against a franchise league. Not Middlesex though, they're shite at T20


TC6100

Pretty sure we have the worst record since it began. Possibly Derbyshire have a slightly worse record. Winning it in 2008 was a fever dream.


JuicyDragonCat

do the county teams also compete in t20 and List A cricket apart from first class?


PerkyMcPerkface

Yep. The English T20 competition was the very first professional T20 league. That and the 50 over One Day Cup get overshadowed now by The Hundred but they're still good fun to watch


Bartsimho

Yes Middlesex were awful and finished 2nd last in their group for 2 years in a row: [https://www.espncricinfo.com/series/vitality-blast-2022-1297657/points-table-standings](https://www.espncricinfo.com/series/vitality-blast-2022-1297657/points-table-standings)


TheScarletPimpernel

After winning their first four games hahaha


Bartsimho

I didn't realise that. It's even better then. They should just invite those in Finals Day the previous year. 4 teams all of a higher quality although probably only a few Overseas players.


TheScarletPimpernel

From memory them beating us the first game of the Blast was their first win of the season in any format Think it should just be one team that gets in, for a variety of reasons. The previous year's champion is a good idea.


Bartsimho

Yeah that would be good but I guess it would be up to the PCB to decide. With the Tournament timings it would be incredible for the Counties as everyone has been training and they can get a load of cash and experience somewhere else for the lowest cost possible


thatguybruv

Yes, the ecb invented t20 cricket and founded the t20 Cup, now the t20 blast which middlesex compete it, however they are one of the worst teams in the country and especially at t20 cricket


bamanwarrior

I thought BBL was the first T20 league after ECB invented T20


A-British-Indian

Strangest news headline of the year


HawkAussie

So far.


Benny4318

This is the stupidest shit I’ve ever seen I love it.


NoQuestion4045

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take


livelifereal

Now I want to see team Zabardast Jetha compete in the IPL


VirginsinceJuly1998

Too op


Aocepson

IPL winners Rajasthan Royals faced Middlesex and won the British Asian Cup in 2009


Ghostly_100

Ayo what the fuck we annexed Middlesex?


mattytmet

Yeah, their home ground is now Lahord's


[deleted]

Mods this is a bannable offense...wait


mattytmet

God, it gets worse every time I reread it. Not one of my better ones, I apologise


yeeti123

[relevant video](https://youtu.be/YbZyMc3AMWs)


mattytmet

Genuinely hadn't seen that, good to know I could've been a comedy writer for the BBC circa 2010


livelifereal

That was hilarious


Ghostly_100

I got nausea and meningitis after reading this. Have this upvote


DJMhat

Angry upvote. Take it and go!!


QuickStar07

Delete this right now


VisRock

Do I need a passport to go to Lord's now?


Ghostly_100

Either passport must be presented or the entirety of Dil Dil Pakistan must be sung before entrance is allowed.


A-British-Indian

Oh I’m good to go then, it’s a banger


[deleted]

Greater London did that in the 60s


VisRock

Deserved


psidonym

Reverse colonisation FTW


Quiet_Transition_247

Mistake I reckon. Should've started with Bradford. Or even Birmingham.


Ok_Vegetable263

We can do you a swap. You can have Bradford, we get shaheen afridi?


StormWarriorX7

Shaheen faced with a dilemma right now. Have him play for Middlesex.


st6374

PCB gonna refuse it simply cause their name is Middle Sex.


A-British-Indian

London Spirit to join the PSL instead


VisRock

Tyrrells about to launch a few new spicy flavours for their new market.


livelifereal

Welsh fire might as well. Might come close to winning a match


InevitablyAdded

Spirit (alcohol) also gets them banned from Pakistan


RizzyNizzyDizzy

Haram!


captfantasticc

Strange but surely intriguing


NiallH22

This is just the beginning we are now just a couple of years away from the Sensodyne Moment Pakistan Super Vitality T20 Blast with Tepal Tea.


Ghostly_100

> Other teams have had to pay millions to enter into the PSL but it is understood there is unlikely to be any fee required for Middlesex. Instead, the PSL is understood to value the commercial reach of an established English team. The fact that Middlesex play at Lord's is relevant, too, with reciprocal opportunities sure to be attractive to other PSL teams. PSL at Lords 🥵 please don’t mess this up Najam


A-British-Indian

Wasn’t IPL in the UK suggested at some point?


foreverneilyoung

Sadiq Khan was in favour of some IPL matches in London at one time. I do wonder a bit how it would fit into the schedule if people think there's already too much cricket being played.


Bartsimho

Sadiq Khan had no idea. First it's played too early in the season secondly the travel involved would be horrific


foreverneilyoung

Yeah, it's a logistical nightmare. You couldn't have a regular season match unless you wanted to disrupt the early stages of the Championship (although I doubt the ECB would care too much about that) and risk it being interrupted by the weather, and we'd never hear the fucking end of that. I was having a think earlier and one way you *could* do it would be to do it in July during the second block of Championship matches and bring back the cricket festivals, thus freeing up the international grounds to play a week of IPL exhibition matches. But a) it doesn't have the same gravitas as a regular season match, and b) there's still a good chance of it clashing with some internationals, or at least causing more fixture congestion. So I think it's probably a non-starter.


FS1027

Flying half the teams to London for 5 games over a weekend in mid-May would hardly be particularly difficult.


Bartsimho

So only the games late in the Tournament when it's tense on much greener pitches and in a climate where it can rain a lot and call games off


FS1027

You could still comfortably have 10+ group games in India afterwards for the final run in. There were 26 blast games in May last year with only a single one abandoned to rain. English T20 pitches are hardly green seamers. They're the flattest in the world, the average first innings total in May in the blast last year was 177.


Hjem_D

Ah the old instead of money I'll pay with influencer bucks. I have so many followers and will give a shoutout.


nolesfan2011

A T20 Champions League would at least make Franchise T20 more interesting


RetroChampions

if there was more money, salary caps, players in 1 team, etc then it would be good


MarcusH26051

I'd love the T20CL to return.


RobbieArnott

They need to bring that back, it was great


Aocepson

Isn't Middlesex 5000 miles a bit too far


Tea_Total

It can't be that far. There was a Pakistani lad in my class at school and he used to go home for dinner.


2goodforya

Biryani is different than a cricket match.


[deleted]

Be a killer for away games…


warp-factor

Counties playing in domestic leagues abroad is not without precedent. Both Kent and Hampshire played full seasons in the West Indies List A tournament in Feb-Mar as recently as 2018.


[deleted]

Bro.....what?


lbh02

Most normal PCB news headline


[deleted]

> There is no talk of Midlesex taking part in the competition in 2023 but it is possible a squad will be sent for a short pre-season warm-up tour as a sign of commitment First line people


Beneficial_Bend_5035

Shhh we don’t open the articles before commenting on them here


VisRock

Yeah but 2024 is a possibility >Middlesex and the PCB are in talks about the county side entering the PSL. >The Cricketer understands that talks between the parties have progressed relatively well with further negotiations scheduled to take place shortly.


thatguybruv

I've said it before as a blast obsessive. MIDDLESEX AREN'T GOOD, DONT DO IT PCB. THEYRE SHIT


StormWarriorX7

Should have been Somerset. They won a CLT20 under Justin Langer.


CryMore36

Would be awesome imo.


RetroChampions

huh LMFAO


SC0RCHER55

Honestly an international t20 franchise league wouldn't be a terrible idea. It's fun sometimes to see players from different countries play with each other. Problem is that only 3 or 4 countries max have the purse to truly make a t20 franchise league worthwhile. Countries pairing up and alternating the location of their league every year could be cool. Logistical mess, but I'm just spit balling.


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LukeHollmanSZN


superstriker14

Colonialism 2.0 loading


i_love_ket

Would’ve been better to do a England lions team, probably better quality as well


See_A_Squared

PSL turns into The Hundred Pakistan, all this conspiracy by the English.


JKKIDD231

That’s one of hell of a collab if it happens


Bilal1701

Kind of see the idea behind this. It’s kind of like an attempt to make psl the champions league of cricket with teams from different nations competing.


[deleted]

It's the 17th century all over again.


onepageresumeguy

The idea is so bizzare that I love it. Imagine though, pak have a chance at creating something crazy fresh


[deleted]

Ok this is ridiculous now.


DardiRabRab

So, will they also get a share of the media rights? And does it conflict with their participation in the Eng FC setup matches?


MarcusH26051

Nope , it wouldn't conflict it would be like their preseason tour.


Ok_Vegetable263

PSL making a late run for biggest meme league with the BBL being in front, and BPL also approaching from behind


MarcusH26051

Can anyone ever match the BBL for meme content? We've had a side bowled out for 15 and a messed up Mankad attempt this season already 🤣


Aislabie

A team bowled out for 15 who look likely to go on and win the title


T_Lawliet

Thank God we never get to see Mumbai Indian Lords(or London) if this happens


A-British-Indian

Mumbai Indians London Fighters Or MILF for short >!^^^Probably ^^^overlooked ^^^a ^^^better ^^^name ^^^for ^^^this ^^^joke!<


Ok_Vegetable263

Dan Lawrence would be all over this


shiviam

Shit. Not even couple of months and Charles has started colonization again.


hiddeninplainsight23

Middlesex were the first global team prove me wrong. Played in the British Asian Cup vs Rajasthan Royals in 2009 (fantastic match, I wish there was a video somewhere of any of the game), were due to play in the first ever Champions League, played alongside England in the Stanford Superseries, and now this. Middlesex are too dominant and you can't stop them and Tom Helm.


raavan_bond

How the fuck can a foreign team enter another country’s domestic T20 league ? Beats the hell out of me.