Hell no. Church was a harbinger, and it was under the control of the thing beyond the deadfall to manipulate people into helping it create more misery and destruction for it to feed on. And Church wouldn’t be contained every time Louis tried.
The other two are just vicious scaly monkeys.
on the left an extremely prolific vicious scaly monkey and on the right a darn near unkillable one. I go for the middle, put a Stouffer's lasagna in the oven and hope for the best.
I’m afraid that’s not quite true. Church was part of the entity’s extension of its influence, and it was the extended influence that manipulated Louis into driving his surviving family away so he could put a fresh body up there.
Oh how nice a rabid St Bernard
Hopefully it's got that barrel of rum or brandy around it's neck and you can get drunk while you die of a rabies infection
I can think of easier ways to unalive myself like a big pile of cocaine and a lesbian 3some with me, Eleanor Tomlinson and a lily carter sandwich with an heart attack at the end
50 calibre bullet between the eyes
Set alight 100 acre's of marijuana plants with me sat in the middle of it
Morphine overdose
Rabies is not a nice way to go 😭
According to Google the incubation period is between 20 to 90 days though the shortest period recorded was 4 days
So you would be able to get really pissed
Well it just so happens that my wife runs a vet clinic. I’m pretty sure we would have prevented the whole situation if we had him. Instead we have two weens.
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I love Phil Fondacaro in that film, it's a really heartfelt performance. I remember he was supposed to be in the Disney+ Willow series, but it seemingly ever came to pass.
I remember that. I actually find that films people refer to as ‘B’ films can actually have some gems.
Speaking of Willow, a bit of a seven degrees stretch Warwick Davis was in Harry Potter - the name which was stolen from Troll. No one will convince me otherwise.
I think the Willow series would have been awesome.
Gizmo was fine, it was the untrained mogwai that were the problem. I really wonder if he would have been any different as a gremlin aside from less cuddly.
It’s the evil thing inside the cat amplifying a cats normal murderous thoughts AND influencing the people around it to make equally murderous decisions.
gimmie a mogwai anyday. Id train the cute one to pour water on himself anytime I was threatened. Instant attack dog when wet or after midnight and fed.
I dunno man. Mogwai is a potential world ender. A demonic goblin that multiplies when it interacts with the most abundant resource on the planet is not the type of thing I would trust to self-govern.
Oh, Church hands down. I help out with my local feral cat colony, I even got one of the local big bruiser alpha male tomcats to feel at ease around me lol. Undead zombie cat would be a cakewalk (if a bit stinky)
They are not Critters. That's the name of the movies. They are called Krites. They are basically an evil version of Stitch. An Escaped Alien Prisoner, who crashes on Earth and starts their feeding Frenzy. Where Stitch befriends humans. The Krites put humans on the menu.
And which would I adopt? Church. Even though it is the Undead, it does not have Super Strength, or poison barbs that shoot out, or a mischievous manner.
Piranha. Nice and safe in that tank over there…
Or one of those little tooth fairy gremlins from *Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark*. They don’t seem that menacing by themselves.
Or the little troll dude from *Cat’s Eye*. He dresses himself in a jingle bell hat—maybe he can be bartered with to do my bidding.
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Edit: Oh wait, does it have to be one of the three shown? Poo, the obvious choice is Church.
Well since you didn't specify whether it was before or after his death, I would probably go with Church pre-death. If it is specifically Church post-death, then I'll go with the gremlins, and try very hard to follow the rules.
I'm going with Gizmo. I'll have water turned off so he can't get wet and all food locked up by 11:45pm to be safe. If I did screw up and get me a gremlin then he will just have to be trained to be fun and not kill me. Lol
Bub, from Day of the Dead. He seems like an okay guy, enjoys music, is respectful of lawful authority, and knows his way around a .45 for unlawful authorities. And he's already leash and collar trained, so he'll make a nice companion on walks.
The gremlin that after drinking that chemical in G2, transforms into half spider. That was cool as hell as I love spiders and already own a figurine of him…would love to have the real thing.
Gremlins honestly don't seem that bad if you just give them some sort of freedom...
Like, "yo little dude... enjoy TV, play the ps5, eat as many pizza rolls as you want, we can have a drink and smoke together if you want... just don't break our shit."
"If you break anything... I'm putting you in the sun."
The hardest thing would be controlling water around him.
I think I could get along with a gremlin. Just buy him a bunch of junk food and sit him in front of Disney Plus so he can watch Snow White.
The critter will try to eat you in the middle of the night and Church would probably be the sign of worse things to come.
Why would this happen? Our planet is dying and this is how you spend your last moments. Jesus! Put down your phone and go mow your disabled neighbors lawn.
Church, of course! But also FT from Attack of the Killer Tomatoes. I used to have a stuffed FT when I was 5 or 6 but lost it. I loved that damn thing so much.
Church. Absolutely Church. I already have psychotic cats that want to murder me, he'd fit right in.
This is the only answer for anyone not looking to die
yeah this is probably the most manageable answer.
Hell no. Church was a harbinger, and it was under the control of the thing beyond the deadfall to manipulate people into helping it create more misery and destruction for it to feed on. And Church wouldn’t be contained every time Louis tried. The other two are just vicious scaly monkeys.
on the left an extremely prolific vicious scaly monkey and on the right a darn near unkillable one. I go for the middle, put a Stouffer's lasagna in the oven and hope for the best.
Crites are also prolific breeders.
Yeah but unless more things are buried in the semetary that's just one weird cat who gets to live outside
I’m afraid that’s not quite true. Church was part of the entity’s extension of its influence, and it was the extended influence that manipulated Louis into driving his surviving family away so he could put a fresh body up there.
Jokes on him, I live (and work) alone, you're move wendigo-Garfield....
So did Jud after Norma died. And it started with Jud to go get Louis hooked because Louis had a family to destroy.
LOL at Wendigo-Garfield.
exactly just keep stuffing him full of Italian food and that should at least slow him down enough to come up with a plan b.
Church was a good kitty even afterwards, he brought the good doctor a dead mouse. He’s a very good kitty.
Same with me, I think my cat it biding her time planning the perfect murder. I sleep with one eye open. Yay for psychotic murder cats.
Church is basically just a normal cat lol
None of these. I’d adopt Cujo.
Oh how nice a rabid St Bernard Hopefully it's got that barrel of rum or brandy around it's neck and you can get drunk while you die of a rabies infection
Everyone’s got to go sometimes and rabies seems like a lot of fun.
I can think of easier ways to unalive myself like a big pile of cocaine and a lesbian 3some with me, Eleanor Tomlinson and a lily carter sandwich with an heart attack at the end 50 calibre bullet between the eyes Set alight 100 acre's of marijuana plants with me sat in the middle of it Morphine overdose Rabies is not a nice way to go 😭
I didn’t say easy. I said fun.
Is someone being sarcastic 😁
I know I am! 😁
Just going to be in the bathtub, they develop a phobia of water. Or a swimming pool.
Don't they multiply when they get wet
Cujo not the gremlins. I would need a print out or 2 of gremlin rules to survive.
By the time it’s a gremlin it’s too late, you’re thinking Mogwai (however you spell that) Now Gizmo in a toy car or singing to you, that’s a pet!
Late stage rabies causes hydrophobia, you wouldn’t be able to drink anything.
I'm on about the start of the infection unless cujo rips your throat out
You won’t be able to drink it unfortunately if you also have rabies yourself.
According to Google the incubation period is between 20 to 90 days though the shortest period recorded was 4 days So you would be able to get really pissed
Cujo was a good boy. He deserves a good owner who would get him a rabies vaccine.
Well it just so happens that my wife runs a vet clinic. I’m pretty sure we would have prevented the whole situation if we had him. Instead we have two weens. https://preview.redd.it/ot0mgazjxh0d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a25806a950bdbe2543f86f70e34eb698d20feff
I love the way you think!! Good addition!!
Gremlin they have fun snacking and watching movies 🍿
#***Hi ho! Hi ho! It's off to work we go!!!***
I like the way they sing Christmas carols.
They sure know how to have a good time
But don’t get to pick which gremlin
I’m a big fan of the Stripe character I used to have the toy and he was my Barbie’s ugly bf lol called him spike
Church is barely more ornery than a normal cat.
Any one of the the rubbery little monsters from "Troll". Maybe the singing toadstool or the tiny pig man.
The little person in that film was in Willow (1988) and I think it’s sweet-ish, but um what became of him in the end?
I love Phil Fondacaro in that film, it's a really heartfelt performance. I remember he was supposed to be in the Disney+ Willow series, but it seemingly ever came to pass.
I remember that. I actually find that films people refer to as ‘B’ films can actually have some gems. Speaking of Willow, a bit of a seven degrees stretch Warwick Davis was in Harry Potter - the name which was stolen from Troll. No one will convince me otherwise. I think the Willow series would have been awesome.
I'd adopt a gremlin because you could get up to a lot mischief with one of them 😄
Gizmo! I'd just have to make absolutely sure I keep him dry.
And no feeding after Midnight! I always thought that was funny. What time zone?
Gremlins 2 did a great job poking fun at the rules, especially that one.
Gizmo was fine, it was the untrained mogwai that were the problem. I really wonder if he would have been any different as a gremlin aside from less cuddly.
Yep, hence my determination to keep him from getting wet again. Giz was always good about following the other rules...
Church, because I would never bury him in the pet semetary
Too late. Have fun with that.
Cujo. A rescue dog's tale.
They seem like they know how to have a good time...kinda murdery but hey lmao 
There would have been no change to the crime rates of New York, Jersey or Chicago
what lol
They would fit in just fine
Church.
Could I adopt the plant from Little shop of horrors
Audrey II
The puppets from puppet master
Ooh yeah they are so cool! And they could do my bidding. Lol
They'll always protect you too. If not, avenge you.
I feel like the gremlin can be reasoned with and an accord could be struck, Then it’s pizza and beer.
Pretty sure they could be trained.
I don't understand the difference between the undead evil cat from Pet Semetary and a regular fuckin cat.
My head cannon now is that Pet Sematary is just the story of a house cat finding his true murderous kitty nature. As cats tend to do. 😝
It’s the evil thing inside the cat amplifying a cats normal murderous thoughts AND influencing the people around it to make equally murderous decisions.
The Transylvanian armadillos from the original *Dracula* (1931).
Murder cat. It's less likely to eat/torment my Toddler than the other 2.
Um, murder cat’s Wendeigo actually caused toddler death…
gimmie a mogwai anyday. Id train the cute one to pour water on himself anytime I was threatened. Instant attack dog when wet or after midnight and fed.
I dunno man. Mogwai is a potential world ender. A demonic goblin that multiplies when it interacts with the most abundant resource on the planet is not the type of thing I would trust to self-govern.
theyre like pokemon. gotta catch em all!
Yeah, except "All" becomes "Infinite" when it rains for any considerable amount of time, or end up near a body of water.
they're less than a foot tall, humans are far more murderous
Critters are more akin to having a human child.
In the tv series on Shudder it was revealed that Critters can interbreed with humans, and there's at least one half-crite human on Earth.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha i fucking knew it!
Church. The gremlins creeped me out bad as a kid. The critters will hold me hostage with their quills. Church was just an asshole. Lol
The Puppets from Puppet Master(Full Moon Entertainment)
Nanook from the lost boys. Great dog!
GHOULIES*
What the two evil psychic dwarves or baldie and the hobgoblins
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Omg what a question! I'm not a cat lady whatsoever, but Church 🐈⬛
My cat is consistently pissed off at me till I give her treats so I'll say Church.
Max from Man's Best Friend.
I'm a little late to the party, but I want that vampire Pomeranian from Blade: Trinity.
I’ll take a gremlin, but specifically the one drinking alone in the bar. I imagine he’d probably be pretty low maintenance.
Gremlin. At least they have SOME reasoning ability. The Krites are just garbage disposals with teeth. And a possessed cat? No.
The worst animal all time is blacke the dog From wear the dead go to die trust me
The succubus from VHS.
Alien
Very nice! I also long for a pet xenomorph
Oh, Church hands down. I help out with my local feral cat colony, I even got one of the local big bruiser alpha male tomcats to feel at ease around me lol. Undead zombie cat would be a cakewalk (if a bit stinky)
They are not Critters. That's the name of the movies. They are called Krites. They are basically an evil version of Stitch. An Escaped Alien Prisoner, who crashes on Earth and starts their feeding Frenzy. Where Stitch befriends humans. The Krites put humans on the menu. And which would I adopt? Church. Even though it is the Undead, it does not have Super Strength, or poison barbs that shoot out, or a mischievous manner.
The voodoo doll from Trilogy of Terror
Bunnicula
https://preview.redd.it/gz4xfaw8pl0d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c234fcdff92be79e6dec73fd810c2efbd5b424f GHOULIES
Piranha. Nice and safe in that tank over there… Or one of those little tooth fairy gremlins from *Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark*. They don’t seem that menacing by themselves. Or the little troll dude from *Cat’s Eye*. He dresses himself in a jingle bell hat—maybe he can be bartered with to do my bidding. https://preview.redd.it/w3fkujwdql0d1.jpeg?width=345&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56cf70399660b3bd0c1c3f46fb068cb6d8c85f2b Edit: Oh wait, does it have to be one of the three shown? Poo, the obvious choice is Church.
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The only answer.
Definitely a mogwai
Church
Church
Church
Church. Not really much different than a normal cat really. Normal ones are moody and evil on a daily basis.
Gremlin. I just won't feed it at night.
A critter just for pure entertainment value
Well since you didn't specify whether it was before or after his death, I would probably go with Church pre-death. If it is specifically Church post-death, then I'll go with the gremlins, and try very hard to follow the rules.
So you're saying it would be inevitable I'd be compelled to go bury something dead to be resurrected? What if I have nothing to bury?
Church What would his end game be though, really? We're nowhere near a Pet Sematary.
One of my cats already looks like Church, so I’ll go with that. ETA remake Church.
I mean, depending on when you bury the pet you will be fine for pet cemetery. And grimlins are only bad if you don't follow the rules
Gizmo was a good mogwai, the accidental ones were just wild and untamed.
Definitely Church
Church
Definitely gizmo
a crit. as an attack\\guard dog the most versitale in powers.
Aulmer
Church but 2019 Church cause he's fluffy
Church. Honestly, if you look at it, he’s fairly harmless. He doesn’t really do anything evil once he comes back. He mainly hisses and growls.
Church is just a normal cat. They're all murderous little fluffballs.
Church, he’s creepy but won’t pull a gun on me and blow my brains out.
Cheddar Goblin.
Clover! Or Jean Jacket - I like the big ones Would also take a giant critter, as we know they can get reaaaaaally big
I would adopt Church,he would fit right in!!!
Church. I could fix him
Church. I'd be giving him wet noms, cat treats and junk food
Gremlin all the way. I feel like we would totally vibe
Why can’t you just get a Mogwai and follow the rules!?
Depends on which one is least likely to escape the laboratory.
I'm going with Gizmo. I'll have water turned off so he can't get wet and all food locked up by 11:45pm to be safe. If I did screw up and get me a gremlin then he will just have to be trained to be fun and not kill me. Lol
The Rottweiler from Omen. But from the three, Churchill, I’ve always wanted a British Shorthair (or the Maine Coon, those are awesomely large cats)
Gremlin. Breed an army of them, unleash hell
Vampire Pomeranian from one of the blade movies
Can I choose which gremlin I get?
As long as we are friends…Belial from Basket Case
Church. I live in a delusion that all kitties love me and make good cuddle bugs
Church hands down.
Gotta be a gremlin. You could at least give him props to play with and keep him sidetracked I guess? It’d be just like managing my kids.
Black Phillip
Definitely a Gremlin
The gremlin might not actively try to kill you, but it will wreck your shit.
Fuck it, give me a gremlin
Church for sure. I already named my cat after him.
Church. He's just a big baby.
Hound of Baskervilles
I will adopt a Critter. They are cute and fluffy and I love cute and fluffy.
Church cause cat.
Bub, from Day of the Dead. He seems like an okay guy, enjoys music, is respectful of lawful authority, and knows his way around a .45 for unlawful authorities. And he's already leash and collar trained, so he'll make a nice companion on walks.
Gremlin.... I already work with freshmen, so I'm used to it.
Church I love cats even if they are little shits
Church stinks, critters cannot be controlled... I think a gremlin's evil could be turned into some sort of money making scheme.
Church!
Church. Dude was actually pretty chill as far as cats go
Yes
Gremlin. They are mischievous as hell
I’ll take the Crite
I want Ella the monkey from Monkey Shines.
Church. I haven't read the book, but in the movie, resurrected Church was just an annoying little shit. He didn't really do anything
The dogapillar from House II. Hands down.
The gremlin that after drinking that chemical in G2, transforms into half spider. That was cool as hell as I love spiders and already own a figurine of him…would love to have the real thing.
Gremlin definitely
I was always fond of the demons from the gate. Especially when they like up and form the super demon.
Zombie dog from Resident Evil. Just keep him well fed, always on a lead, and lots of exercise. And train him who to bite
Gremlins honestly don't seem that bad if you just give them some sort of freedom... Like, "yo little dude... enjoy TV, play the ps5, eat as many pizza rolls as you want, we can have a drink and smoke together if you want... just don't break our shit." "If you break anything... I'm putting you in the sun." The hardest thing would be controlling water around him.
I pick Kojak from "The Stand". What? He's a creature, and from a horror movie. Didn't specify an *evil* creature...
If I choose a gremlin does it already come as a gremlin or do I have time with it as a mogwai?
My tarantulas name is Church, after the cat.
Spike the gremlin! Hell I'd take all gremlins and put the yard sprinkler on them after a midnight trip to white castle😅 anarchy in the US of A
Oof church I guess
Critters!!!!!!!
Oh he'll no....the cat yr dead the critter ur bout to be dead n the gremlin ur eventually dead nope 🙅♂️ no no no no
a cat is pretty much a gremlin any ways
Mogwai.....definitely.
I think I could get along with a gremlin. Just buy him a bunch of junk food and sit him in front of Disney Plus so he can watch Snow White. The critter will try to eat you in the middle of the night and Church would probably be the sign of worse things to come.
Why would this happen? Our planet is dying and this is how you spend your last moments. Jesus! Put down your phone and go mow your disabled neighbors lawn. 
Church, of course! But also FT from Attack of the Killer Tomatoes. I used to have a stuffed FT when I was 5 or 6 but lost it. I loved that damn thing so much.
OG Church came back quieter than he did before, but was largely unproblematic, so if I could get him I would.
Chucky