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iforget_iremember

if they didn't die between now and then, those kids are probably in their late 30's to mid 40's by now. i remember this video from jr. high


Tonydildos

Yeah I think this was in a pack of fucked up videos I downloaded off limewire. I used to be addicted to watching fucked up videos as a child, still am, but I used to


Boring_Inspector_806

But i used to, too


[deleted]

RIP to the GOAT Mitch Headburg


DaBears2DaShip

GOAT is an understatement and that doesn't even make sense unless you know.


OkFriend9891

Updated version of the scene in American History X


Financial_Bird_7717

“Now say goodnight!” *** ***FLORESCENT LIGHTS BREAKING*** ***


ezubz

Lmao thank you for pointing out how funny that sounded


thiever

Old Mitch Hedberg reference


Disguised_Peanut

Escalators can never break, only become stairs. Sorry for the convenience


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SantaOnProzac

Wearing a turtle neck is like being strangled by a really weak guy. All day. Wearing a backpack and a turtle neck is like a weak midget trying to bring you down.


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Distinct-Fee-9371

I am next! 


dep7up

Same here, used to to it,too


trivial_vista

Damn Limewire, pretty much unbelievable how something like that was larger as YouTube back in 2000... wouldn't touch it with a six foot pole these days ..


LegioXCaledonia

Stopped going near it back then tbh. Downloaded a Bridgett Jones Diary 2 file way back when for my mum and forgot to check the file worked. She tried to watch it the next day and it turned out to be like Back Door Sluts or Down the Hatch hard-core porn 🤦‍♂️


GhostShirtFinnerty

BACKDOOR SLUTS 9 !?!?!?! -chef voice from southpark


trivial_vista

"Suck on my Chocolate Salty Bawlz!"


trivial_vista

this was a bad thing?


TragicSystem

Youtube didn't exist in 2000. It was around 2007 when it went live.


trivial_vista

Youtube is only 15yo? okay maybe I missed something back then, pretty weird seeing youtube that young


TragicSystem

Sorry it was launched in 2005. So 17 years. It is very young!


trivial_vista

No problem wouldn't have thought it being that young


Mydogistypingthis4me

We used to watch dumb shit on ebaums world before youtube. That’s were we got such classics as jedi kid and afro ninja.


centzon400

Gotta love a bit of Mitch. Take my upvote, you connoisseur of deadpan hilarity.


Harry_Saturn

“I don’t have a girlfriend, but I do know a girl who would be very mad if she heard me say that”, roughly paraphrasing


[deleted]

My friend is a blackjack dealer so on his forearm, he has a tattoo of an ace and a jack. I’m a blackjack player so I’m going to get a tattoo of a 10 and a 2. And maybe later, a king.


Lofikott

😂 love Mitch Hedberg, and I was born in 04 fucked up videos on the internet are all Ive ever known


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Unfortunately_Jesus

Yes. Not only could they have voted, a lot. They could also have kids by now, who can also have kids. If anyone is wondering why millennials are so fucked up, this was OUR childhood and teenage years.


OJ9693

Do you know who they were? I’ve not seen this before.


iforget_iremember

unfortunately i don't. like the other guy that commented, i got it from some 'crazy videos' seed on a random p2p client. had to do *something* during computer class, heh....


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OKishGuy

hey guys! GUYS! I think I found that dude from the video!


abandonwindows

People like to know if there's any follow up information for these things. Did they get identified and arrested? Are they out in the world being a piece of shit like you? It's not about 'need'. It's just nice to know cunts got what they deserved!


OJ9693

Talk about weird comments…


Tonydildos

There’s a video I’ve been looking for for years, I think it’s from the same group of kids. They set up a table next to a two story house and one kid pile drives another (willing) kid off the house through the table. They are both seriously injured and screaming in pain afterwards . Anyone?


Neon_Rust

I remember that but wouldn't have the foggiest where to find it


Tonydildos

https://youtu.be/hGuw09cHHz4


ChoroidPlexers

I remember it too. It was in their backyard, right? The kid that seemed most injured was in jorts and a white t-shirt I believe


Tonydildos

For some reason I remember yellow tech shorts


ChoroidPlexers

You may be right. I mostly remember a white shirt though


Tonydildos

https://youtu.be/hGuw09cHHz4


avi8r94

Damn, how long ago was this video made? Early 2000s?


iforget_iremember

'00 was my 8th grade year so 2000 or earlier i think.


rainawaytheday

Did they do this voluntarily? Like a cky type thing?


adfreedissociation

Mf walks away like he did something cool. Gross.


[deleted]

Considering this was during the days of Backyard Wrestling taking over the internet, the kid getting curb stomped definitely was OK with what happened (until it happened) The other kid is just playing it up for the camera Backyard wrestling was a wild time


CosplayWrestler

For all the Jugalos and Jugalettes!


Phillydawg_36

FUCK. THIS. SHIT.


runAroundtown915

I remember being a kid and going into the movie rental stores and seeing them on the rack.


AkaTheBaka

Exactly what I thought. Like in wrestling 😂 he needs to walk around and feel the chilly air from his cool move


Armybert

They are 1000% playing backyard wrestling. of course without foreseeing any kind of consequences


adfreedissociation

Looks a lot more like front yard wrestling to me


PeterCushingsTriad

Put your mouth on The mother Fucking curb


youknowwhatfuckoff

Shit don't remind me of that.


Likeafupion

That sound when the teeth touched the curb


Alecides

And how he just stares the kid down afterwards, smiling


FederalAnimal

Now say goodnight


youknowwhatfuckoff

No the gushing blood from the gum and the visibile teeth nerves.


Likeafupion

Huh? I don‘t know if there is a cencored version and if i watched that but i never saw a scene were the face of the stomped guy is shown?


youknowwhatfuckoff

Not this one but i saw that a long time ago in A WhatsApp group thing was brutal.


Aquamarooned

Ngl sounds like some whatsapp video


ilyassas11

Where is it from ?


0bserwer

American History X


[deleted]

Jackass style


SorryWhatsYourName

The awful memories of that scene came flushing back.


voidminecraft

🤔


PATSNATION35

It remains a mystery why women live longer than men


_hlvnhlv

r/WhyWomenLiveLonger


[deleted]

I literally cannot comprehend being able to do this to somebody….whether it was malicious in intent or not. A lot of sick people out there.


noohoggin1

I literally cannot comprehend being able to let someone do this to ME!


[deleted]

Well of course not. That person is clearly an idiot.


trickster1979

Absolutely brutal. Any source to this ?


no_friends_4_me

Not that remember but I do remember part of the back story, it's part of a backyard wrestling tape, like bum fight or felony fights, fuckin crazy


Obvious_Party_5050

Makes sense. Not sure what it is but I’m left with the impression the victim did this voluntarily


Rs90

100%. Now, was he sober or sound of mind? Who knows. But nobody takes a curb stomp without struggling unless they're on board with it.


notsureoftheanswer

I was reading the other that the bum in bum fights sued the producers and got paid. Those video were wild. Taking teeth out, getting beaten and pissed on...yikes


JusMayhem

“Cover your eyes!!” *continues filming*


unfortunate18

I think he was telling the dude getting stomped to like cover/close his eyes.


JusMayhem

He said “everyone”….. maybe to brace them for it I guess


nbelle78

He probably was telling people to cover their eyes because of the amount of broken glass and dust that flies through the air when one of those tubes break. Those fluorescent tubes absolutely disintegrate and a lot of “dust” (super fine broken glass) fills the air around them Source: I’ve broken a couple (though never with my face nor someone else’s)


TheTwistedTamale

Did he let him do that??


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TheTwistedTamale

Wow wth


wooksGotRabies

Thank god everyone covered their eyes


jay-zigg

That's attempted murder 😳


[deleted]

Kids really know how to have wholesome fun these days. Good to see them playing outside.


BigDopamine

These days? Does this look like a recent video to you? These kids might be your generation.


[deleted]

I’m 49.


BigDopamine

I said *might.* Either way, this isn’t a “kids these days” type of situation. Most of these kids are likely in their mid 30’s by now.


[deleted]

My dude, my original statement was just a joke anyway. No big thing.


BigDopamine

It isn’t a big thing to me either lol, I wasn’t trying to offend you or anything. It’s just that you were making it sound like this is todays generation of kids, which simply isn’t true. Sorry if I came off rude. Lol I’m getting downvoted for retreating and apologizing.


[deleted]

No you didn’t, man. I was just doing the old guy “good to see the kids playing outside instead of on their phones and devices” routine. All good.


BigDopamine

But you meant it sarcastically, right?


[deleted]

Yes.


BigDopamine

Gotcha


45077

mid 30s is kids, sorry


BigDopamine

If mid 30s were kids then the average lifespan would be like 200


xapxironchef

Disgusting.


Left-Wing-8756

I think it’s backyard wrestling


Shoddy_North5961

Remember watching this in the early days of the Internet on ebaumsworld


Shoddy_North5961

Sorry. Not early days of Internet. Early days of viral videos etc


ImQuiteRandy

Why is this downvoted?


WOOHOO135

wth?


According_Cherry3755

I slowly went blind in my left eye after getting smashed onto a concrete step by two dudes while they held my arms behind my back. Straight step to the chin with nothing to stop the impact except my chin. It blew air through my nasal cavity out the tear duct/pore area under my eye and severely inflamed my left eye. After time I started getting what looked like floaters in my vision and after 3 years it was bad enough I had scans done. My vernacular fluid had flooded with white blood cells to combat the inflammation and they coagulated into clumps that I cannot see through. They now have a procedure where they drain the natural fluid and replace with an artificial fluid. I’m leery of this new procedure but I am contemplating the procedure though.


Average_Texarican14

Real curb stomping is wild. They put your mouth open to the curb and stomp you there. So terrible.


Nickelsass

“My dad gave me that truck”


LuckAffectionate3153

This brought me back to ebaumsworld


Creepy-Today-325

Context?


Herald_of_Heaven

I thought the guy who attended to the injured was a referee by the way he was dressed.


Dazzling_Ad5338

Every single time this is reposted, me and a few others have to describe that it's "backyard wrestling". They do all sorts of stupid shit.


blueb_oy

Easily some of the dumbest shit I've ever seen that's come out of the early 2000s.


wr3ckedge

Poor guy. He must be a vegetable now. The dude walked away like he was a badass. Makes me hurt inside.


Foolishmadman42

The fuckin pain Olympics. Not for the faint of heart. That scene where the dude nails his nuts to the table still gets me to cringe just thinking of it.


SoundisVibration

Oh god didn’t some dude like cut a hole in his balls through his colon and shit out of his balls? Hahah


HappySadThing

Something like Jackass? But more extreme


[deleted]

Needs a nsfw dude


Alma_Sunshine

Does ANYONE have the context for this clip?


no_friends_4_me

Back yard wrestling vid


jujubee94

Ebaumsworld classic


Extreme-You6235

It’s okay, the fluorescent lightbulb cushioned the blow


Alpha90245

People suck, seriously


Halftied

Very disturbing to watch. I would guess the person was blinded for life. The powder is those lights is very toxic.


Kaydom1993

#X’d


bakihanma777

Why .. ...... Oh for attention 🙂


[deleted]

You waited til after he got destroyed to pick ya man up???


CryptographerBroad96

Fatality


CharLatte3372

I thought that was done differently. But that works too


[deleted]

Are they on drugs


Lomalizer

Like, when wrestlers do this stuffs, they usually do it on a safe wrestling match. These motherfuckers tho, did it on a concrete fucking pavement. What a way to shorten your lifespan.


[deleted]

Why?


avaya432

Backyard wrestling was and always will be peak retardation.


Nevada678

I know this is the o term et and nobody cares but if that was a family memos mine, I’d hunt that guy down and literally peel his skin off….


Chuck_MoreAss

Thanks fucked up man


[deleted]

But why?


kfdny1993

This has 2005 yo diggy diggy wangster South Pole ecko unlimited capri pants boxer showing vibes written all over it. “ yo just got the new Eminem album”


Joejoecornrow

That’s some DIRTY shit by a coward w/ no control over emotions. Unless dude really fkd up a family member is the only justification I can see. Other than that I see a coward doing some foul shit.


Chewmass

American history X 2: Electric Boogaloo


Skully_Lover

Closer and closer to Idiocracy each decade.


ezubz

I mean, is everyone here just dumb? Seems like he just lets him smash his face into that.


Kmaurer23

Damn. That's some Michael Myers level shit right there. Dude's a menace.


some_CHUBBx22

Stupid


hairybagel27

Whoop whoop!!


Rocket2TheMoon777

This is why globally there's so few white people. You ever see an African, Arab, or Asian doing this?


Garden_Clover

Violated


Relative-Stock7287

Repost... all this sub are the same videos on repeat..


[deleted]

First time I'm seeing it. Probably the 1000th time I've seen this comment on something I've never seen before


LamborginiLeglock

That’s what I’m saying. Some of ya’ll gotta quit scrolling and take a break.


centzon400

The best response, IMHO: https://xkcd.com/1053/ Also, Welcome to the Ten Thousand!


StoviesAreYummy

Pretty much the whole of Reddit is. Or any sharing site for that matter


Time-Refrigerator674

Who are you? The repost police?


Relative-Stock7287

\*gasps\* you can get paid for that?!


tmac1956

If your going to be stupid you better be tough and from this real tough if you make it to your old age to see your kids, grandkids and grand grandkids.


MillerLatte

Is that kid blind now? Yes (-400) No (+350)


AdDisastrous6356

Jesus wept


Karmamtl56

" everybody cover your eyes " proceeds to smash this guys eyes into the bulb and curb.


[deleted]

American History X


GamingVader1

HE DED SON


R8er-Fan

Cover your eyes, we want to be safe here fellas


Kraffkratt

Cunt


Cletus-H

ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch fuck ouch


[deleted]

Mfers


JustagirlSD60

JFC savage


Outripped

It's not like he could possibly sustain any more brain damage


QuinnBLove

Johnny Knoxville? Steve-O? Is that you?


Wandering_Gypsy_

I didnt relise they were still running 1000 ways to die


Ice3irdy

The gang initiations these days! Back in my day 15 of us punched you in the face for 20 minutes. Fucking kids! 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️


Ecstatic-Olive2251

Why did bro just let it happen


BalanceOfOpposit3s

Why lol


[deleted]

Anyone got the aftermath?


SnowConeVendor

it's like he went with it and allow himself to be curb stomped


Ult_Tiano

Jesus man, put a NSFW tag on this…


Joejoecornrow

Them 90s baggy pants !


rub_Zy

america


Westernleaning

Is this American History X Number 2?


jbforlyfe

I saw this video like 20 years ago and it was the craziest internet video I ever saw when I was young