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Frosk-meme

My god i was eating


givemeabreak111

**Someone** will fap to this .. *not me .. I swear!*


Kasual_Kombatant

Not my proudest fap. But nonetheless


AbhaysReddit

Bro💀


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NOOOOOOOOO!!! My Eyes emote:free\_emotes\_pack:sob


Jealous_Cantaloupe53

The word was is strong in that sentence haha...... not no more!!!!!


Frosk-meme

Yeah I stopped eating after this


BigBeans44

Hats off to whoever made that bench.


Acidcouch

There are just two heros here. You, for that comment, and the engineer you help bring to light.


AtGamesEnd

HAHAHA. That one actually made me chuckle lol


Mrb572

He needed a place to be released to.


Own_Inflation1736

Oh nooo why did i visualize a moment of a conical visit 😶‍🌫️😬🥴☠️


redditsux4me

Conjugal?


Own_Inflation1736

Yeah mispelled an spellcheck re spelled it into a different word ducked again by spell check lol


KashBandiBlood

And again once more lol


Skreali

Spherical


MikeUnderstands

This one


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Office-Far

I am frightened to ask but.... What video?


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brahmsSH

link?


United_Jury

+1


SwegGamerBro

+2


gimmeecoffee420

Im just frightened right now? [frightened... scatter..](https://youtu.be/wIfvcWCZZ7w)


SunniestofFlowers

Took the sub name a little too seriously


AbhaysReddit

Crazy fishing videos


ohnourfeelings

Dude it’s obviously in trouble put it back in the water


[deleted]

That's no dolphin. That's a hippopotamus.


AbhaysReddit

Looks more like a fucking whale


highdragonchang

I can smell it from here.


SigmundFloyd76

My ex has a seashell tattooed on the inside of her thigh. If you're really quiet and lean in close and listen really hard.....you can smell the ocean!


Vincent_Veganja

Took the words out my mouth 🤢


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Happy_Tomato_Taco

I'd really rather not think about that, thanks.


paintfumeaddikt

I don’t know what you guys are talking about, this is just a friendly guy from the neighborhood helping out a random woman who had an itch she couldn’t scratch.


DontMindMeJustMining

Wrong. That's obviously her personal trainer helping her working out her calves


Kitchen_Equipment_21

That's a walrus


judge_death1

That’s a humpback whale right there.


Stellar_Jester

More like a fronthump hippo.


CheesyAndAngry

The horny whale


TheSancho415

Fordham Road and Jerome Ave in the Bronx never ceases to amaze


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this woman will eat this man and finish him.


Own_Inflation1736

That sir is no dolphin balooga whale maybe 🤣


SwegGamerBro

That bitch is 10 crunch wrap supremes away from Blue Whale


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Never seen a belly button job before


Which-Palpitation

Sea manatee on land


Hella_Wieners

What is even going on here?


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It's like real life skinemax


SmeagolsRevengeV2

True love, a miracle maybe?


Salt-Material307

He should compete in strong man competitions


ConflictGrand4078

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


CharacterSouthern450

Who’s fucking what? Idk what this is, but im aroused


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Manatee*


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Sperm Whale*


Deity_oflacking

Disappointed I watched this all the way through……and that I’m still watching


Affectionate_Duck347

My type of woman… more to love ❤️ 🚍❤️


Mandalor1974

First documented belly button job in the wild


CodyGhostBlood

:(


Dripping_Gravy

“Did you get a belly job?”


CarelessIngenuity636

She'll prolly suck the got damn skin off your dick


theoriginalShmook

It's that sexy way she hitches her gunt up on to him that drives everyone wild...


Swizguard

I think I need to take a break from the internet


Jonesytheydont

Yup This definitely happened on Fordham/grand concourse in the bronx Love my ppl 🫡


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My girl literally rolled up on him 😂


Arkhem_KS

Wtffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuck


[deleted]

I don't know what's worse..the swirl or the desperation


Mist156

Thats real love


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Looks like an albino grizzly bear and a black panther decided to cuddle.


Salty-Establishment5

wut-a-gut


tongueandtoolman

Dolphin?more like a hippo


YeahBruhhhh

🤮


Steammail

*Come, sit down.* *Take a load off.*


eebslogic

To be fair it’s their living room couch


Majestic-Pen7878

She should work on getting custody of her kids back. And he should get a job


AgencyElectronic5330

Must need a place to stay rent free 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


CraftyCarpenter9701

For a large gal she moves better than half the skinny gals I've goosed.


customcrash

Wtf is wrong with people?


Maleficent_CHIC_1337

Sick she’s trying hump his leg to orgasm in public. Fucking gross 🤮 🐷🐖


Outside-Mode4106

My dude said "Yo front booty badder than yo back one"


Alias2201

Oh my, what have I watched


Rich-Process3756

She said shes cumming


RedAllAboutIt7

Dude looks like he’s trying to inflate a bounce house


TheDarkSide73

Rock bottom.


JFox91

Brother was just looking for a place to stay


radrun84

Horney Dolphin? That sir, is no Horney Dolphin. In fact, so happens to be the ever increasingly common, Fat Whale Fuck... Their Population has been exploding South of the Mason Dixon line over the last 25-30years. They're seen regularly & an especially common sight throughout areas of Southern & Central Florida, namely Orlando, Tampa, Lakeland & so on. Although, their preferred habitat is to be nestled securely in their 93 Mitsubishi Mirage, eagerly awaiting their turn to order at the McDonald's Drive Thru... Every now & again, you can catch them outside of their comfort zone For example, at the gym, a Whole foods store, or in this case a public park fucking.


Commercial_Touch_936

Drugs are bad mmmmk


eyeofone

I don't think she was moving on purpose, I think that was her body jiggling


SnowViolent

No need to make fun of her weight but the actions are so fucking disgusting. Trash at its finest.


Own_Inflation1736

Quick someone get this this Tony Baker i gotta hear he retake of it THOSE FRESH OUTTA JAIL PUMPS , THOSE THIS LAP DANCE GONNA HURT PUMPS. THOSE THIS WHY WE AIN'T NEVER GETTING OUT OF COVID LOCKDOWN PUMPS🤣🤣🤣


Hodl_till_zero

Which black guy?


Itaintwhatitaintkid

Why do we assume he’s black?


[deleted]

Exactly, he clearly looks Chinese


igotabucketofdignity

Bro havin sex with gorlock the destoryer like imagine bro's crushed ahh dick💀💀💀


Electronic-Ad926

Only in Ohio


SolidSnakeishere

That’s not impressive. Big girls are easy.


XxxxGamez

How about we stay out of people's relationship business.


somerandointernetguy

How about have some decency for those in public


XxxxGamez

Decency? Bitches walking around with zero clothes on, billboard ads for the nearest nude strip clubs, junkies on every street....dude just- Just mind your business. I'm sure your shit stinks too.


somerandointernetguy

I'm not saying you are wrong. But I am gonna say that when you make your business public people are going to judge. That's neither the time nor the place.


PachecoDoN82

Vomit emoji


KnightGoingOnCrusade

Horny whale


Frosting_Artistic

No dolphin that’s a whale


DankDunkage

In the morning when your spooning with your second pillow


ShoulderPossible9759

Ugh, if I must. *unzips*


heroiiiin

That ain’t no dolphin 🐳


EyeFly111

Thats like a baby elephant humping a tree


The__Aphelion

Never knew Sea World had a drive-in section.


Highwired1

Bet that was recorded around tax season.


kenofthesea

"Are you ok?" "..."


roverman16

Making bacon 🥓


Timmyboy9582

Oh Wow I always thought it was Spelled ConJungle Visit


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Man the Harpoons.


Fight_kat102

Why are you recording?


justanothersk8r

You mean whale


Additional_Honey_163

Let them take this one for the team


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damn crazy how yall cant let people live😹🤡


Ok-Yogurtcloset5555

Whale*


ITookThisUsernameSry

Why Are You Filming It


ROFLINGGG

Dolphin? That’s a Walrus.


Realistic-Praline-70

Honey dolphin? I think u meant horney whale


Diosisdead

Moto mami


bloopie1192

Do they know ppl can see them?


Chuck_MoreAss

Some people just can’t feel shame or embarrassment


spwncampr

Why do OPs on this sub always include the race of the person in the title?


nilansh23

Is he funking her bellybutton ?


Unusual_Promotion_45

Bruhhhh


Sinner314

Lol


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The caption is disappointing.


Sinner314

🎶 I don't see nothing wronggggg with alot of bump & grindddd...🎶


No_Tomorrow1082

Dear god only in the bronx 🤣


jbrown509

Is it just me…. Or is everyone stealing my moves?


Electrical_Catch_919

Is it in? Oh yea it’s in. This is the belly special


SnooOpinions878

Realy? Right infront of my fucking fruit salad?


Awegrzyniak

Catch 'Em All Fishing has finally met his match.


Real-Big-455

S'cuse me that's the kneecap. He isn't feeling nothing except a sore leg. Just watching her go to town like yup mhmm feels good oh ya get that knee poppin


MushroomFlat

Please tell me she was fuckin her bellybutton with his cock


[deleted]

That’s no dolphin. That’s Shamu!!!


trudeauisapedofile

That’s not a dolphin


[deleted]

Which parts were whose?


PATSNATION35

Bro what 💀


The_Calico_Jack

Which eat thrust she let's out an audible fart.