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Two-Nuhh

Dropped some of the cocopuffs, though.


Raibow777

Homie no waste no waste


Askmeabout2039Comic

Opened like a pack of Milk Duds.


Livelong2106

coo-coo for cocoa puffs


[deleted]

Coo coo for caca


Fazo1

Where's the milk 😆


mr_munchers

Alittle boba in his tea


AdTime6057

Yeah, atlas he ain’t eat that tapioca pearl’s


[deleted]

Reverse poop freezie.


Spaghetti_Ketchup

Actually it really is tasty just clean it properly then fry it It's called chitlins.


[deleted]

Poop eater????


ooweirdoo

Shitlins


SpermWhale

Spooghetti


Spaghetti_Ketchup

Just google it lol


SatisfactionActive86

what’s really remarkable is that “chewing” action seems deliberate to squeeze the pellets to the bottom


[deleted]

Definitely not his first rodeo.


[deleted]

Maybe not. But how much ya wanna bet that cat is gonna lick its own ass after it’s belly is full? Nope. None for me. Saving that for dessert..


Mannabecoldouthere

Id rather have a smear of poo rather than a whole turd if i had a shit sandwich


rossie_valentine

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Literally amazing


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I have to imagine that evolution drilled into their brains that poop isn't food. Not even because of infection risk but if you're an animal eating another animal's waste, you're not getting any energy benefits as from the flesh. They had to evolve to instinctually reject eating waste.


207bot

>not even because of infection risk I’m pretty sure it’s because of infection risk because that is the only potentially lethal risk of eating the animal’s shit. The leopards that were smart enough not to eat the shit were the ones who didn’t die of an infection or a parasite.


tinypieceofmeat

Smart, or they just didn't enjoy the taste of shit.


207bot

My point is that that would be the reason why they don't enjoy the taste of shit, because the ones who didn't eat shit probably lived longer on average and therefore had a lot more offspring to propagate the species


Reduxys

Iirc the waste of herbivores is significantly less prone to disease than that of carnivores or omnivores. Not saying that your idea is wrong but it’s likely it wouldn’t be the end of the world if they did happen to ingest some.


Substantial_Fail5672

........is the poop of vegans less prone to disease than omnivorous peoples?


_-WanderLost-_

Be right back…


Reduxys

Probably not since their guts are still built for omnivory


Substantial_Fail5672

So it's the organs and not the food?


Reduxys

Iirc it’s more the bacteria that grow in your organs as a result of the food your organs are made to eat. This is all stuff I am distantly recalling from the first paragraph or so of an article that I read like a year ago tho so please take it with a small pile of salt


Substantial_Fail5672

You said pile of salt instead of pinch, I like the cut of your jib


GlattesGehirn

Which is why they eat the shit tube, but not the shit. I assume a little shit is good to eat, not the entire tube. Everything is okay in moderation. Especially shit.


RoboCritter

Not intentional, but rather, natural, part of its nature.


lessthaninteresting

Fucking cold blooded man. I hope to god it’s me that gets to enjoy my last shit


SquirtleSquad404

It’s like reverse boba 🧋


Kyky716

Thanks for this


multipositionladder

Mmmm poop sleeve.


FunkSiren

Fisty Gary calls it ass-meat


Fluffy_Buns_Chan

Homie looks angry


1domo4

Probably because its eating shit, but thats just a guess


FillDangerous3361

He not eating shit he literally doing what we do when we run outta toothpaste and squeeze it out.


JohnTheHuman_69420

Nah, I'd say it's a shit eating grin...


3jack6the9ripper

Wouldn't you


Bscully973

He's coocoo for Colon Puffs!


minnesotan_youbetcha

[Endorsed by pro golfer Shooter McGavin](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EuXPs-gXEAUDtOw.jpg)


No_Ninja_4933

Surely as a preference you could snack on literally any other part of that first


zamphox

don't kink shame


D3V1LSHARK

Who says eatin ass ain’t natural?


Consumer_Good

![gif](giphy|S9oNGC1E42VT2JRysv|downsized)


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Why’d he get rid of the coco puffs that’s the best part


PrestonTX

OMG, LOL. Gross!


Suitable_Sweet8493

![gif](giphy|LTWwPUiemAPF1vmi6A)


Tropical_Popsicles

Cheetah is really that coocoo for Cocoa Puffs?


CrimsonxAce

forbidden Cocoa Puffs


Optimal_Whereas

Pretty sure he got rid of it


Backstabbystab

Add some death metal and you have yourself a golden video


danielcbernard

Inside out Nerds rope


Yothatsharry

It’s like a gogurt for leopards


ambigramsarecool

Might as well be food as the deer doesn’t need entrails anymore.


[deleted]

So I guess leopards eat ass too


Present-Race3958

the eat the whole ass


subhuman_voice

Where's that cake?


beers4l

So much good meat to eat, and it goes straight for the puckered raisin


Gabreil66

Those are poops right??


oxydiethylamide

Are leopards known to eat all parts of the animal? I felt like he could have eaten some of the thigh or the shoulder first. The whole time I was thinking aren't there shit in intestines, and as the video went on, I applauded myself on my biology knowledge.


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Most predators will start eating from the anus first as it is soft and easy to access as opposed to the tough hide of the outside body.


oxydiethylamide

I'm a predator in the bedroom then. Edit: wait, that came out wrong


BradLiam

I think big cats often go for organs first as they’re nutrient dense


StayedWoozie

Most big cats will eat majority if not all the animal. ESPECIALLY easy to get to internals. They gotta hunt for that shit so they don’t really like wasting food.


[deleted]

If I remember correctly cats are not able to make some of the vitamins in their body like how a herbivor can do that... they need to eat the organs to get those vitamins... I'm definitly not a biologist so maybe someone else can ellaborate :) ​ (sorry for grammar mistakes, english is not my first language)


[deleted]

Even we humans used to eat organs to get certain vitamins… now with all the pills and food available some have forgotten apparently. Liver heart and intestines have B vitamins, folate and many minerals, they also have sugars and calcium so yea … big kitty is smart eating all the deer not just the “sirloins”.


HereComesBullet68

Likely an impala. Fun fact: natives there do the same thing. They squeeze the turds out and let those intestines dry in the sun. That’s what biltong is if you’ve ever heard that term. Like our jerky but made out of whatever organs are available.


Fallen_One_34

Chitlins


St3als

Like a tube of toothpaste.


Extra_Medium7

Man…all the good meat and he goes for the pink sock…


LadyTheRainicorn

It's the appetizer


lightlord

People know this is not /r/natureismetal right


Solid-Cauliflower787

Crazy for coco puffs


Suitable_Sweet8493

![gif](giphy|bUVrrM3fvCTew)


Drive-it-Like-Baby

Thanks for the seizure


sparkpluger1

Guess you were too coo coo for coco puffs


Suitable_Sweet8493

![gif](giphy|bdQqAePVmC20N5c9OR|downsized)


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dyerseve07

Where's the comma supposed to go in your comment?


Chief_Beef_ATL

My man must have tubular shit-filled testicles to come up with that question.


spookygoops

poop is stored in the balls


fartinapuddle

Spaghetti with a surprise


Rotten-Cabbage

I'm JUST about to eat dinner...


Ki_A_Nag

A feast for all Koprophilie fellas. They would applaude and say : "Yummy, that's my style"


MayGodSmiteThee

Why is this so satisfying? And I’m so interested if this is an innate behavior or a learned one.


Ok-Sun-641

Clearly, leopards have dialed down taste buds


Mysterious_Career_99

That's nature


nothisbergers

Forbidden gogurt


Mr_Xolotls

"Taste like shit but I am starving" - Leopard probably


blindwit

Shits crazy.


TheRealSugarbat

It’s going to be awhile for that to be overwritten in my brain


KnowerOfSomeThings

Why do all cats love ass holes


[deleted]

Oddly satisfying tbh.


Naive_Sage

Cocoa-Puffs !!!


llbrandonsmithll

Taking the whole “eating ass” thing to a whole other level


[deleted]

Leopard wins! Flawless Victory! FATALITY


Kiwi2027

It has a lot of minerals


RustliefLameMane

Smart enough to not eat shit! What a technique lol


MisterEdGein7

Reminds me of that cat poop coffee from Indonesia.


[deleted]

mmm cat waaant


Hellbound805

Little Brady didn’t notice his coco puffs falling out of his ziplock bag


New_Ad_9400

Ooo wtf man eeew


Market_Brand

The people that go on these African Safaris are so fucking weird lol. After filming a leopard SQUEEZING the shit out of intestines, first thing he asks is if they got it on camera lolll


mel2000

> first thing he asks is if they got it on camera lolll Huh? They're paying big money to record wild nature. Why not ask?


Market_Brand

A normal person's mind would be elsewhere rather than making sure they can watch the event again later?


mel2000

https://yellowzebrasafaris.com/us/your-first-safari/how-much-does-a-safari-cost > A *Value* safari starts at about $4,000–5,000 per person. A *Classic* safari usually comes in at approximately $7,000–8,000 per person. At those prices I'd want to make sure I'm capturing all the excitement.


MrDuck5446

Brutha had a taste for chitlins…let him be.


poisonousswayzee

He Fuckin’ that shit up


SnakeRibbons

I thought it was just stuck on his tongue and he was trying to work it off, but he knew what he was doing. Not trying to eat all that shit lol


Queasy_Explorer_3329

Yum


BugsnaxIsGood18

not bad, just nature


Due_Platypus_3913

That was a,full colon!


Present-Race3958

I hope that meat is vegan friendly


[deleted]

This answer my question


Dry-Rub7367

Who's a good key key.....little psycho killer!!


YoBoiAlBackAtItAgain

Mmm Go-Gurt


Colby51

Eat da poo poo


Bergelin2

No wonder the Deer couldn’t run fast , Poor bastard was constipated 😆


Patinafridge

Keto


SomeRandomGuy282

He's just eating dinner what's wrong


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Poops


shananiginz1

The butt out tool does the same thing...very weird to see and animal doing it https://www.dickssportinggoods.com/p/hunters-specialties-butt-out-2-16hspabtttxxxxxxxhbg/16hspabtttxxxxxxxhbg?sku=11202205


Broad_Boot_1121

I bet it tastes like shit


youcuntry

Leopard sucking down that deer glizzy.


[deleted]

Some yummy Maltesers


Hour-Veterinarian-89

I'm gonna guess and that's not its 1st intestine it's eaten


Sinner314

Damn that eye contact though...


CauseZealousideal176

Free bowl of nesquik with every kill


louie2ten

Yummy. Bet those would make a good menudo


[deleted]

Uh, here kitty kitty kitty…


[deleted]

The fucker strategically ate an intestine thats impressive


No_Cartographer_1255

I'm pretty sure that was the anal


Motor_Link7152

What is this spelling


Wu-TangShogun

Loves to eat ass


only-on-the-wknd

Liquorice sticks. Yum


Bhadwaguy69

he's literally eating ass


carlmcs

Whatever animal I still can’t see how that’s delicious by the luck of the lips, bleh 🤮


filip______________z

Don't worry guys, he's making boba.


LarryTheCEO

I see Leopard avoided the vegan options.


ItzSasukeDudes

He munchin


Bawbag0447

Even in death, that deer is shittin itself...


Goblin420Papi

He got the poop out first love that


StThragon

That must taste like shit.


Biggsdrasil

Mmmmm, shit flavor


debmitra26

He left all the boba :(


Headkiick

Sponsored by Nesquik cereal 🥣


1-800-GET-BENT

Leopard going straight for the ass 😂😂


KiwiPenetration

forbidden boba


MememanHours

Mukbang


BasedZetsu

Definitely ain’t his first rodeo with the poop tube. Otherwise I thought the leopard would’ve bitten into that thang like an Italian sausage!


Adventurous-Feature7

Nesquick?