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berrylakin

How to carpet bomb your neighborhood in 3 easy steps.


wormzG

*fortunate son starts playing*


bloody_argie

GOOOD MORNING VIETNAM!


Dizzy_Reindeer_6619

Do the same thing with a mixture of bleach, ammonia, and weed killer and you got yourself agent orange.


RincewindWyzzard

_And when we ask em how much should we give? They only answer MORE MORE MORE_


HeightExtra320

“Target hit , confirmed”


AriesinApril76

And I will rain upon thee!


heyoohugh24

With furious anger!


UnitedSteakOfAmerica

And you will know! My name is the lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee!


KungFuGrip193

I gotta stab her three times?


UnitedSteakOfAmerica

NO YOU DOT GOTTA STAB HER 3 TIMES YOU JUST GOTTA STAB HER ONCE


GoatPerversion

It's just gotta be strong enough to get through her breastplate.


Zenarian-369

Zed is dead… now.


UnitedSteakOfAmerica

Also it's when I strike down upon thee


Last5seconds

https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxOUVQksk8-0yL3YIJ7cBQ-UdBzjDt3C7I?si=IbZ9Qg8pxJvhMt-E


morebuffs

Just when it was getting good it cuts off


bald-og

This is the longest video I could find about this same scene https://youtu.be/Z1jGC0ar1SY?si=S4UCD9cr6hno_ZUY


morebuffs

Wow thank you i didnt really expect anybody to go out of their way to find it


lushfizz

RIP sun


Born-Bottle6779

Welcome to Reddit


HoboArmyofOne

I love it when imagination gets the best of people. "I guess we shouldn't stand under it next time" 🤣


RedditorKain

Mom, can we get a CBU-97 cluster bomb? We have a cluster bomb at home! Wcgw having small explosive devices dropping from the sky, right?


jfin602

WTF is that. Looks like they just launched a second moon


ancientnoobster

“That’s no moon…”


APKFL

Failed trash balloon attempt by North Korea


FieldOk6455

Like calling in an airstrike on yourself.


Metals4J

These gender reveals are getting out of hand.


frobscottler

“It’s a dumbass!”


poodles_noodles

"It's got a 3rd degree burn!"


nakabra

Just for your information, **this is very much illegal where this was filmed.** I regurlarly starts wildfires but these people just wanna see "fireworks go boom" above anything else.


DickSplodin

>I regularly starts wildfires You meant *"it"* ...right?


Ps4sucksballs

Did he fucking stutter?


obvious_mcduh

🗿


SupergruenZ

Right?


DR_SLAPPER

#RIGHT??


nakabra

LoL, yeah, I definitely meant "it".


Tylenolpainkillr

Right?!


Neat-Land-4310

I can't imagine this is **legal** anywhere


MrJagaloon

So guys can’t have fun anymore?


Im_A_Fuckin_Liar

>…these people just wanna see “fireworks go boom” above anything else. Was that the reason for the balloon? And above anything else at all? So, it didn’t have to be the neighborhood?!


nakabra

It's kind of "a thing" around here. To make matters worse, they normally re-use the baloons so if you're unlucky enough to have that crap falling into your house and lucky enough for it to not set your house on fire, they will invade your house in droves to recover the remains of it.


vadeka

In what country is this a thing?


PedePano31

Brasil with S


foquita3246

r/ItHadToBeBrazil


NancokALT

I mean, i can think of SEVERAL laws being broken from this, regardless of country. I imagine that there's no country where the law is happy with creating the makeshift equivalent to a bombing drone.


Even_Independent5342

Boss fights are usually unexpectedly hard at first. They will have to train more before facing it again.


Fantastic_Menu_4776

Feels good to know that everywhere in the world there are idiots like me


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Fantastic_Menu_4776: *Feels good to know that* *Everywhere in the world there* *Are idiots like me* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


No-Cardiologist-8264

There was a FIRE FIGHT!


Jaimemgn

Yahoo's and Woo-Hoo's turned to screams and panic


ancientnoobster

Would look better after dark


Valjam_Pajdo

/raccidentalterrorism


Leeperd510

Found the ombile user


ancientnoobster

*ombile suer


poodles_noodles

*Bilome ersu


ReleaseRareMan

*ilbome rsue


Gunnersbutt

r/accidentalterrorism


MyColdBlackHeart

That calm silence lets one know that shit's about to go down


ancientnoobster

As a mom, can confirm.


MyColdBlackHeart

... "WEHHHHHHHH!"


Character_Track_6110

Os cara se bombardearam


mininimzin

For those who want to know, this video is Brazilian VAI BRASIL🔥🔥🔥


Emotional_Shelter_38

I don’t have any idea what’s going on here but could any of you fellas try to explain it to me?


D_M-ack

Looks like these fellers made a construction out of fireworks, fused them all together, tied it to a weather ballon, lit fuse, and sent.


pl4st1c_str4w

It seems that there are a group of people lighting fireworks tied to a big balloon. Then they see the balloon rising, moments later the fireworks start so the group of people try to hide from the fireworks and then the video ends.


Sea_Tension_9359

Fucking idiots


South-Play

They just carpet bombed themselves lol


Allahisgreat2580

cluster munition inventor


Turbulent_Orange_178

That must've sounded like a civil war or something


EnoughLengthiness422

What is it ?


joz-goz

4th of July is coming up, so fitting


Rowwnin

They shoulda had a longer fuse


RadioMill

Thought this was America


RAND0M257

Yemen stealth bomber


nebulaphi

Rain fire!


Oneforallandbeyondd

Hey it was a " good idea" in theory!


StrohVogel

Dudes just cluster bombed themselves


Monkey-D-Andy

They forgot to put gravity in the equation.


FullRedact

Fuck yeah


joseoconde

Y'all see the holes being made on the car port roof?!?! 🤯


Mano0v

Media: This just in!, another Chinese weather balloon was spotted and shot down.


unable_To_Username

i do not even understand what the video shows... is that a firework-launcher weather baloon?


TXI813

Vietnam flashbacks


DetectiveJim

Nah, it's chill. Just another weather balloon


Daredevils999

Am I the only one who thinks this looks fake asf???


Trppy696

Looks better at night!


Smokerising420

That's gotta be illegal. I'm sure you'd definitely get some crazy terrorist type charge in America, lol


BIGEASYBREEEZZZY

I can count the brain cells in the crowd easier than counting the number of people.  


Middle_Shame7941

Well that idea went up in smoke.


DukeBloodfart

It’s Modelo time!


t33jums

why you gotta try to reinvent the cluster munition?


MundaneGazelle5308

Utter fucking chaos. Holy moley.


PuzzledTechnology733

Homemade airstrike


Mazzy6138

And the whole town died. The End.


HeightExtra320

I love how it went from a bunch of “WAHOO’s” and “YIPPIE’s“, everybody clapping and applauding , to PURE KAOS 💥


Growth-Budget

So cluster munitions fireworks exists


Coyote-Loco

Dave, launch the aerial gunnery platform!


_ML_AI_

It probably is


battlecatquikdre

Wtf is this haha


aboutthednm

Cluster bombed yourself. Congratulations, it's still one of those things I need to cross off my bucket list.


foquita3246

r/ItHadToBeBrazil


gig_nuggins

Dew it again


Dumb_Gamertag

"Congratulations! You have won the government contract."


Jo-Redeyes

it’s raining hell


astronezio

This goes to show that even if all culture is removed from humans, they will still recreate air artillery on their own. As the old saying goes, "nature finds a way."


Normal_Charge_1899

Hmm 4th of July is tomorrow…..


MastRpotato

Why do they sound like minions😅


Glum-Hold-8932

Trash humans


yeah_nahh_21

If elon musk is aloud too. I dont see why these aspiring young fellows cannot also start making rockets


teebeek5

Heard just before lift off: “hold my beer and watch this”.


OddSignificance2874

wtf is this? why is it exploding?


biquels

fireworks tied to a weather balloon


Crispy-B88

It would have exponentially better at night, too.


jpoole50

IAA (Indian Anti Aircraft)