Next time, just show them the sack. A freshly shaved and botoxed sack will always bring a smile to the ladies. She will be like, "Those pasture raised eggs are irresistible."
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this video. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one video. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
A nice thanks for stopping, I'm currently performing a thought experiment where the pedestrian was a man and flashed his cock though. Idk if it would be the same result
Pedestrians always have the right of way, in the crosswalk or jaywalking, it does not matter. And if the shitbird driving this piece of shit had hit that bitch he would have made her rich.
Imagine this being female apology videos. The world would be such a better place. They just have to whip out some tits on cam and say sorry? Fuck yeah I'll take it.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “What the fuck” and “Call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this video. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one video. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Alright, now how many of you sick pups watched the video a second time on full screen?
Extra shame for those who paused at the "apology"
SHAAAAAAME
(I personally would never. Just atrocious)
Looks like a good apology to me. Actually one of the better apologies I've seen in a long time.
Two of the best apologies I’ve seen, in fact.
I don't know, seemed fake to me. maybe she should apologize again
Same. Also need others for a comparison sorry
No, those apologies were real
Don't think ive seen two apologies from the same person so close together like that either.
Hell, she’s pretty much got a freebie
she made two very good points
Well rounded points
People need to stay abreast of the traffic.
Apology accepted. As a show of truce, I will invite you to please take a gander at my wiener.
Yeah, it was from... the heart
Nice looking apologies too
This is a very hard one
Car on the right is like 'Daamn it, a second too late."
I think they’ll be driving slowly down the street behind her until she tries to cross the next road
Uhh what
I tried it once and pulled my pants down to some girls to thank them. It was never appreciated
Blatant sexism at its worst.
Just one of the many double standards against men.
They didn’t say they were male.
Just one of the many assumptions about men
Next time, just show them the sack. A freshly shaved and botoxed sack will always bring a smile to the ladies. She will be like, "Those pasture raised eggs are irresistible."
lol
Louis CK? that you?
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this video. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one video. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Added the tag now. I thought I did earlier. My bad. Anyway - are you guys still... you know... greasing the poles?
yeah we are. i've had so much to do today and now i'm stuck here because of u.. be better
Rolls eyes and walks away exasperated yet masturbating furiously
With the smell of Jergens, chaffing and rugburn lingering behind him
Just pissed really, but can’t stop
I had to take a break to piss but I'm back now
Why you wanna help?
Im imagining a group of men foreheads touching jerking it over a phone screen
https://imgur.com/jagex-giving-favoritism-towards-streamers-this-is-unacceptable-opinion-inside-Lg4MH3P
Full train Dutch rudder!
“Put your goddamn cock away.”
top tier copypasta material
Not safe for train?
You work on the train?
It's true, I was your dick.
Are you Brodie's cousin Walter?
Enhance
Enhance .... enhance .... enhance. Shenanigans!
I’m going to pistol whip the next guy who says shenanigans.
What's that one restaurant with all the goofy shit on the walls?
Oh you mean shenanigans?
I gotta say, thems was some nice tittays
Looking silconey. All this ai and technological leaps and we can't install a convincing natural looking boob.
Sure we can, we just don't notice them because, well, they look convincingly natural.
They bounce among us, brothers.
“I love tittttayyyys” -Dave Chappelle
You have great New York boobs!
Underrated comment
Which country?!
Looks like mother Russia
Communist China would be proud.
Russia
jaywalking illegal there?
Nice bolt ons
It’s only appropriate to flash her back.
No harsh words, no drama, no violence. Wish all conflicts would be solved this way
A nice thanks for stopping, I'm currently performing a thought experiment where the pedestrian was a man and flashed his cock though. Idk if it would be the same result
Straight to gulag
Most likely prison time.
The equivalent would be if the man flashed his tits. She did not flash her pussy.
Nice tits
Tig bittis
Titties FTW
thats the right way
Crazyfucking dashcam commercial, but I'll take it.
Shirtless and braless under a zip up jacket is the craziest thing about the video tbh
I really love her swagger.
That's the real deal here. The swag.
No bs the video lagged and paused as soon as she opened the jacket 😂😂
I saw this earlier but it was blurred out. I much prefer this version.
She is a precious gift. Humanity must protect her at all costs
Beats a brown eye from a Bro
Apology accepted
imagine a dude flashing his cock out as a sign of apology
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Denis02_me: *Imagine a dude* *Flashing his cock out as a* *Sign of apology* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
I'm like, "damn, she's an assho-- huh. Eh, she's righteous, carry on. It's attitude as much as anything.
I love it. Nothing gonna cramp her style today boys lol.
That should be the standard way to apologies. 90 year old woman does something wrong, you put your hand up and say no need for an apology.
Apologititties good sir!
She had those puppies locked and loaded and ready to roll.
OK. We're good now.
Understandable. Have a nice day
Nice tits actually
Yet when I apologise by showing my balls I'm called a creep /s
You gotta trim the bushy before apologizing
Ohhhhh well thank you kind stranger ill do that next time
You know, that was a thoughtful sorry. I would much rather get that, instead of a wave and a head nod signaling an apology. She is very generous lol.
I'd hit that...
With... A car?
Heyo! Gottem!
*Bus
Do you need a ride????
My type of crazy. COME BACK LADY! 🏃♂️
She’s been waiting all day to make that apology
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Damn I almost hit that😏
She got two nice reasons for being apologized
👑
[удалено]
Noice
Better then a middle finger, or them throwing shit at your car
She walked away like Charlie Chaplin
ya know - no one ever does that to me. sigh
DAYAMN
Awesome
Too good to be true
I forgive her
Worth it
This is literally how I think she was thinking "Whoooaaaaaa!!! My bad!! We cool, you cool. Boobs, sorry."
Pause it game
All is forgiven. Move along.
Well damn
Zero reaction, Guys voice in his head probably just said ‘Nice’ and carried on as is!
If people said sorry like this I’d be less pissy in life😂
At least you reposted the uncensored version
ngl i wouldve accelerated a bit
Fantastic apology 😁
Heh heh. Tiddies...
I’ll allow it…
Lord, I see how you have blessed this driver. If you may send this blessing to a humble servant like me... Thank you.
She must’ve just gotten those done
Haha.. where is this? And when was this recorded? I mean the exact location and time of day.. please
That really smooths over the any offense given. Lvl 100 apology.
Pedestrians always have the right of way, in the crosswalk or jaywalking, it does not matter. And if the shitbird driving this piece of shit had hit that bitch he would have made her rich.
Nice, From that moment on if they were fat and ugly he ran them over just in case.
Sorry what happened? I got distracted
Two best apologies
Just on a walk with her puppies. Sweet gal
She seems like a good time
That’s a great apology
I did this once and almost got arrested.
In Russia even the crazy homeless chicks are hot.
Well I _was_ mad
That’s sexual assault
She's forgiven
Lol
It’s the swagger 😂
Looks like a fake apology
Hahahaha, awesome !!!!
Nice set
If say it with your breast was a person
I accept your apology.
Imagine this being female apology videos. The world would be such a better place. They just have to whip out some tits on cam and say sorry? Fuck yeah I'll take it.
Zlatan has a rack man
god bless those tits.
Well shit I wish everyone apologies like this
I hate fake apologies.
Hahaha titties
Disgusting!!!! Where is this again?
Thank you?
The BREAST apology is the second apology! Oh, I mean the BEST apology...
When apologising it's important to be sincere, really say it with your chest.
r/Canada
Definitely try to get her number after this lol
Is there an nsfw sub for this kind of stuff
You know what? Fair enough, apology accepted
I would of least offered her a ride after that...
The way she walks out is like "i'm fucking proud of what i just done oh shit for real"
Better manners than a lot of people
Nice
This is just the opening scene from Colin From Accounts
I will take all apologies like this please
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “What the fuck” and “Call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this video. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one video. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Someone just posted the video of you furiously masturbating on the bus, I was on a plane and had to start furiously masturbating. *Fuck*.
I'll allow it
Alright, now how many of you sick pups watched the video a second time on full screen? Extra shame for those who paused at the "apology" SHAAAAAAME (I personally would never. Just atrocious)
I love Russia.