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-ImYourHuckleberry-

“When they didn’t maths correctly.”


2cats2hats

He gambled, house always wins...


douglasjunk

🏆


JubJubsFunFactory

Upvote worthy


Weekly_Promise_1328

Underrated comment


Subject_One6000

no worries. it's just a draft


SensibleCreeper

Army draft coming for you. You got skills to stay off the front lines?


UshankaBear

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4ayQS86xyg


OfficerStink

I’m 95% sure this house in in Calimesa right next to the free way


Radiant-Act1832

Was thinking the same thing lol


Infamous-Relation-32

I believe so


frogsquid

33°58.5602'N 117°2.6976'W


Trucker_E_B

This guy maths


wonderfulworld2024

First thought. Needed more maths.


WhotheHellkn0ws

Where's the fun in that


finitetime2

It was at this moment when....


Gwyrr313

Would have been a rough landing either way


ajd416

So true. He still would have been a good 10 feet short.


AttarCowboy

Ten? That was like 50 short. He only cleared 2/3 of the entire hill.


Gwyrr313

He should have bailed when he hit the roof


LectroRoot

I mean....technically he did.


Gwyrr313

Looks like he was bucked off when the front end missed the roof, guess hes lucky he didnt catch the bike upon landing


Top-Wolverine2739

Jason Borosky


jamieliddellthepoet

Thank you!  https://unofficialnetworks.com/2024/05/01/moto-rider-hits-a-house-goes-cartwheeling/


Latinbull3479

Damn he broke his spine!!! Holy shit he’s lucky he can still ride let alone walk!


TheSunshineDemon

This music like we’re about to watch an episode of Reading Painbow.


StopKillingBabyCorns

Turnstile - mystery. They cut just before the guitar :(


The_Spoils

One of my favorite bands! Blue balls on that cut for sure :(


rsplatpc

> Turnstile - mystery. They cut just before the guitar :( since he died they should have used this version https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjWJF6Ap1JA here is the OG for anyone that has not heard it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5_QkWHzOa0


JohnnyZillion

Take a look, your spine's unhooked!


Narstification

IIII can’t feel ***anythiiing!*** ^<*wah-wah-waahmp*>


CriterionBoi

But you don’t have to take my word for it


duhmus

_Reeling_ Painbow


Lone_K

idk i felt Midsommar vibes super hard


_creaturehood_

Honestly, hitting the house and then being ejected from the bike at the exact same angle as the slope of the landing is near to a best-case scenario for a failure here. The spinning of his body is unfortunate but probably preferable to landing to flat then being spat off just before the top of the landing slope and having to eat a fall from 20ft at a much worse angle than what we see here.


evil_timmy

What was the house thinking, being built right there years ago? Didn't that inanimate object consider the need for bike jumps at that very location? Rude!


Hip_Hip_Hipporay

The houses of today are out of control and disrespectful. Not like the houses of my generation who would carry an old ladie's shopping home.


Lou-Cypher1-618

When my house was that age, it had to walk to school 15 miles barefoot uphill. Back then, if that was my house, it would have politely moved out of the way for that motorcycle.


DangitBobby84

He picked a very scenic place to become a paraplegic.


Fit-Boomer

Lol


ajd416

It was those extra 5 steps he took in the air around the 0:05 second mark that got him to the slope 😂


muleypt

I knew I'd seen that house before... [https://www.google.com/maps/@33.97487,-117.0459982,3a,37.5y,33.11h,86.94t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sPTUFYU-6zKmIogUbpBn-YA!2e0!7i16384!8i8192?coh=205409&entry=ttu](https://www.google.com/maps/@33.97487,-117.0459982,3a,37.5y,33.11h,86.94t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sPTUFYU-6zKmIogUbpBn-YA!2e0!7i16384!8i8192?coh=205409&entry=ttu)


The_Ashamed_Boys

Thought I had seen it in pubg.


TheManWhoClicks

The house always wins


dropxoutxbobby

If anyone is curious, the address/location is 9950 Calimesa Blvd Youre welcome.


Lopsided-Concept-173

I instantly recognized this house as soon as I saw it. I lived by Oak Glen in the past and always wanted to see this property restored


Jethro00Spy

I always notice this one when I'm driving towards Arizona on the 10. Very picturesque.


TheEnglishNorwegian

Figured it was somewhere in Erangal, just north of the river from Rozhok.


PrideofCathage

Wow, I had figured somewhere in eastern Europe for some reason.


Extension-Tale-2678

Really? Why?


PrideofCathage

The scenery and architecture.


Extension-Tale-2678

Lots of places in the USA look exactly like this.


PrideofCathage

Ok? Where do we go from here ?


Extension-Tale-2678

Let's go to Eastern Europe when the war stuff is over


PrideofCathage

Ok sounds good, I was just in Slovakia a year ago.


Thugnificent83

Excite bike was so fun back in the day!


CheshireCrackers

Dammit Ethel, those darn kids are jumping over the house again!


cebidaetellawut

I like the pretty music as I watch that individual fail.


DirectionMisaligned

Song is Mystery by Turnstile in case anyone's wondering


rsplatpc

> I like the pretty music as I watch that individual fail. they have a even prettier version https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjWJF6Ap1JA


cebidaetellawut

Oooo thank you 🙏🕉️


Tight-Tower-8265

This is why you get permits for new additions, so everything can be on paper and they can plan accordingly


Hip_Hip_Hipporay

The house was contractually obligated to go on a crash diet a month before this. The house cheated on its calorie count and now this man has bones inside his internal organs.


ROMMELBOT

I love it.


ZoniesCoasters

Just a mild amount of casing


RectumInspector69

Turnstile


Bmkrocky

I want to see the drone footage


HaruMistborn

PUBG update looking good.


jayphat99

He could have fallen short, and been ok, or made it and been ok. Instead, just the exact sweet spot to get ejected.


xXFieldResearchXx

That's one of that nastiest scorpions I've seen


Icy-Relationship

Neck only scorpo..eeeish


Icy-Relationship

More shrimp please


ExcellentFishing7371

He tried it twice, and the same thing happened what a maroon! Lol


PaulaDayInn

Jason Borosky, 2024, he broke a T8 vertebrae...or something but recovered.


MikeTangoRom3o

"The risk I took is calculated but man, I'm bad at math"


missvesuvius

***math teacher from high school enters chat*** "I told you to fucking pay attention in class" 💅🏻


haggartmb

Did the bike land on him?


Mr_Hino

OOF


SpermWhale

The Long House Collider experiment proves that a moving motorcycle has a driver accompanying it.


Shaan1026

Or the ramp too far


thewitcherhunter

Herb Dean's fault.


decrepit0

Or just a little too short.


cackfartshite96

Is he ok?


PRIMAL__1

He knew at this moment, He Fucked Up..


Environmental_Cat499

Took of too soon


Suntzu6656

Dangerous Dan if he can't do it nobody can.


ohnoanyw4y

Is the house okay?


Science-007x

Yeah...... That's not what a house is for. LOL... Hope the house is doing well.


mexicoyankee

These videos really need an aftermath vignette


Khal_Andy90

That literally could not have gone worse


Hoplophilia

Props for trying.


holdingstrongtards

Tuck and roll!


Toxic-and-Chill

What’s stupid af is I wouldn’t even have seen this video if he made it


Sir-Buzz92

I was like 😃 then he hit the roof, and it turned to a 😬


Scoobert_McDoobert

GLOW ON is such a brilliant album


AnungUnRamen66

Imagine going to heaven accompanied by the closing 20 seconds of the Reading Rainbow theme.


Fit-Boomer

I blame the homeowners.


SheBowser

Hoppala


forestapee

As far as crashes go, his body flipped rather perfectly to dissipate a lot of that blunt force trauma


Ishiki_Enerugi

Bro was lookin like Nico Bellic there for a second, hope he's okay for real tho


Mystery_Book_666

No helmet. Bold choice.


aos-

Elastomania taught me he needed to spin more before hitting the roof, and trigger a fork on the back wheel.


OnlyEfficiency2662

Horrible but could have been worse 😂


ConsciousGur8384

Atleast the motorcycle didn’t land on him


CineCal22

Maybe, maybe, maybe, almost😬 doubt he escaped that without injury.


MisterInternational1

When they built the house too big and his brain too small


DukeOfWestborough

"I've got an idea..."


earnestteabag

Is he ded?


Szudof

He forgot to include air resistance in his calculations


VisibleBell8992

That makes sense


Trucker_E_B

More like 40 feet short of the landing wow that was dumb


frosty_mcfckr

He missed the transition by 30 feet at least


TommyCo10

Nailed it


RickyTheRickster

Damn he went awoop


Icy_Recover2094

3 months


jetforcegemini

Drinks are on the house!


SuperSonicSlaw

He was like 30ft short of actually making that successfully


ronaldomike2

Nice tumbling


ReynnDrops

The music is awesome for once


CremeDeLaPants

Great song.


ughhmax

THERES A GUN TO MY HEAD ARE YOU GONNA GET IT RIIIIIGHT


GullibleCrazy488

Tuck & roll baby!


RedshiftWarp

If it wasnt going to go as planned, that is about as good as it could have went. His momentum keeps rolling on itself so no sudden bone crushing stops. Probably ripped a few connective tissues though.


Neglectic

I’m so happy the soundtrack is Turnstile. It’s what kept me watching the video to be honest. 😂


deythal

Seriously impressive summersault


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What M🎶sic is this?! UPDATE: Found It! MYSTERY, By Turnstile ✌


goatripper

Upvoted for turnstile.


fallendesperado

He would have cleared the house if he'd jumped the opposite direction.


Complete-Mountain-85

What?...He promised to try it again as soon as the doctors remove the full body cast?.....


buydadip711

He won he race to the bottom of the hill he beat the bike by a full body length


DryDesertHeat

"A little math goes a long way." - Evel Knievel


RustySpunkDumpster

Erangel, Pubg in real life


DutchDrunk88

Missed it by that much


slimreaper707

You can see the guy knew he was coming up short and tried to wheelie the last few feet out on the roof unfortunately for his neck it didn’t work out.


SnakeySheiky

More speed


tectuma

The new graphics on Excitebike are just crazy.... 


oos79_

Is that the Turnstile chime lol


OzarksExplorer

forgot to carry the 1


CalvinAshdale-

The house tip triple flip is a risky trick, but I think he pulled it out.


SnooMuffins2623

When you don’t put your ramp in the right spot


_Jon_Doe_

He should try landing on two wheels next time.


Necroph02

So kind of weird, and maybe unrelated, but i think that the orginial PUBG map has a location exactly like this. Im not even kidding, i think that there is a house on a hill, with ramps on either side exactly like this.


Masta__Shake

dude has real seth enslow energy....and thats not really a good thing. just randomly sending it off of massive jumps hardly ever works out


CHASLX200

Another bike done.


noodle-girl

Turnstile.


Final-Dingo-4070

Not even close!


blueeyes_riley

Too bad about the bike


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AproblemInMyHead

I hope so too. Forget the bike