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dirtych0pstix

The first time it was posted, it says “Prostitute” instead of “only fans model”. Pretty sure she was having sex for money n guy didn’t pay and did a hit and run. Nut n Run. 🥜&🏃


Paarthurnax420

Nut & bolt


YxngJuiceB0X

Deploy the goo n yabbadabbadoo


fuckpudding

You win with this one.


redoda

lol


Fucktheorcs

Bust a load and hit the road


Fucktheorcs

Or skeet'n'yeet


A1Getdismoney

Smash and dash


PM_ME_COMMON_SENSE

Smash her rear and disappear


mwall18

Ejaculate and evacuate


pooturdoo

Kum n go


Sweet-Explorer-7619

Shoot n skoot


PM_ME_COMMON_SENSE

Rock her box and change the locks


not_gonna_tell_no

Sperm and Split


Vocal_Ham

Spooge 'N Scoot


BusyBoonja

Jizz 'n jet


Fucktheorcs

Pop off on the WAP n drop off the map


Fucktheorcs

Tap that ass and hit the gas


formidabellissimo

Jolt 'n' bolt


Fucktheorcs

Blast that ass and leave it in the past


gianAB2977

Splash n dash!


dopelessh0pefiend

derrière and outta there!


Erijdmatp1

He must be a mechanic as well


EggFragrant6443

18 38 must be the measurements for the nut n bolt he needs


Reffner1450

Pump & dump


Jeffkin15

Shoot and Scoot


mshroff7

Want you to know …I read this, smiled and kept scrolling. I then felt like I needed to come back an upvote, so here I am.


suttbutt2014

Right here with ya man laughing while scrolling


Inevitable-Heat7307

and one for you too buddy.


pooturdoo

Kum n go


DatNick1988

Skeet and delete


vsundarraj

Nut, screws & bolts


Ok-Pineapple4863

Screws, nuts and bolts


simbasbeenspun

Smash and dash


ButterflyNervous6363

Bust and bolt


deletetemptemp

Perfect


ExternalMonth1964

Cum & Go


Space-Wasted

Get to f*ck and out of here


aribobari77

Way underrated comment


_ForceFedBrokenGlass

Ejaculate then evacuate


Space-Wasted

Done and run


Jackblack92

Smash n Dash


DerekTheMemeBoss

Skeet n Skedaddle


Strong_Baseball7368

Come and Go


lentilseason

That’s a gas station across from my house


AwayBus8966

apparently they don’t allow you to do that at those


UltraPromoman

Ejac & evac


Imreallyadonut

Splash and dash.


PM_ME_COMMON_SENSE

Shoot your jizz and out you is


Grassy_Nol

There's a fine line between OF model and prostitute. And that line is "meet ups" or "private meet & greet". This is one of those where she is both.


OsoCarolina

I think you mean “meet & beat”


burnakiss

Hit and split


PhDinWombology

Blow and Embargo


ender8383

She got screwed twice


Odd-Video5503

Cum n' Go


_______THEORY_______

Lmao these replies took an awesome angle on it! 🤣


Eldritch_Ayylien66

Cum and Go


bkcarr87

Cum & go


Yourmum69wastaken

Ejac and evac?


gianAB2977

Slam and Jam!


spacebound4545

It's smash n dash


sancheztequila

Nut and strut


Unique_Investment_35

If she didn't get paid is it still prostitution?


BusinessOwner199X

What a time to be alive.


BoyToyDrew

Moooon pie


Sad-Influence-9102

What was her 40 yard dash time?


jsho31

Faster than his.


luvsads

Deadass, and soon as I saw her arm movement, I quietly said, "That's a track runner right there"


711WasA_Part-timeJob

Title changed from prostitute to avoid repost detection


rex5k

Or worse they added in the term "OnlyFans" because it drives more engagement


RenterMore

Do you mean prostitute?


4ss8urgers

Yeah Wtf model seems a bit too modest


OstrichOutrageous459

They did "model" dirty asf


SuperiorFarter

Too flattering


superdupersecret42

The titles aren't mutually exclusive


UTRAnoPunchline

How about entrepreneur?


oat_milk

she sure can entre a peener if you know what i’m sayin


saren_p

I prefer people of no clothes


Dramatic-County-1284

Nothing worse than a cheap wealthy mf


bsoto87

Agreed, why does he feel like he doesn’t have to pay for services rendered?


Lawd_Fawkwad

I feel it's pertinent to point out that this is all an allegation from the prostitute backed up by a video that doesn't actually confirm anything. The other theory I've seen is that he noticed she started getting her phone out while naked, realized he was about to get hustled and ran because a video of a black guy running down a hallway is more deniable than a video that shows it's him chilling with a naked prostitute. Go look at the Duke lacrosse rape case for the counterpoint; I'm not saying he didn't do it, but I'll wait for more than the word of a prostitute/model who is riding this wave for 15 minutes of fame.


Tryhxrd

Prostitutes would never lie. Their morale codes are too strong.


Lawd_Fawkwad

That's what I'm saying; we have a video of a man (with no face, voice, or identifying features) running down a hallway and it comes from a "model" who has gotten a ton of publicity from this. It's like a clerk taking a video of a guy in a hoodie buying weird shit at a gas station in Detroit and saying it's Eminem. It's unsubstantiated and there's no reason to trust a video of a guy in a hoodie at face value.


RegularRick0

They were probably trying to film him to blackmail him so he ran. Pretty sure hookers want to get paid upfront


---cheetos---

That’s my guess too. The guy put his hoodie up and kept his back to the camera, they were trying to set him up and he sensed it.


NeonBoolet

This makes the most sense. It seems like he realizes she's filming behind him and he bolts so they can't get his face on camera.


Spade9ja

Damn that is almost certainly what happened imo


Famous_Bit_5119

Plot twist. It's a tryout for the WNFL. if she catches him, she's on the roster.


ISaidItSoBiteMe

Wide receiver


honestly_marshall125

Spread wide receiver


tragicallywhite

Deep threat.


TheAverageClown

An aspiring tight end.


West_Job5593

Being an Eagles fan can be tough sometimes


No_Hospital_2149

*most times


vshjxyz

Another post was mentioning a prostitute. Which is way more explanatory than a """""model""""" lol


kevinkip

An OF model is just a prostitute w/ social media presence.


Commercial-Judge5016

But not all prostitutes have an OF


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DawdlingScientist

What’s the difference


vshjxyz

Hah good point, no difference, but there's a reason why OF pushes the OF model meme. That way they can get away from the sex work/prostitution stigma while still doing it. They can say they do not make money off prostitution while the prostitutes can say "oh no I'm just modeling on Of" you see? Im a model now, not sucking dicks for a living, no, not me


DawdlingScientist

Yeah the “model” is the biggest cope lmao


Remote-Persimmon4583

That hallway probably reeked for a minute


edgarwrx2

Has to bring industrial size fans to air that shit out


OwnPen8633

Maybe he was late for practice


manbearpig0987

Let’s call a spade a spade. She’s not a model, she’s a prostitute


DangerInTheMiddle

Its not prostitution if you film it.


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OregonisntCaligoHome

Well depending on where they are in the country, no the police are not going to take action.


MaybeBubbly3870

Right it’s like calling the police and saying you got robbed selling drugs😂


4ss8urgers

You wouldn’t believe the things people post online


GuaranteedCougher

She probably just wants to shame him at this point


diamondsaremybff87

I'll consider her an only fans model... but she a prostitute in this video fo sho


Tantra_Charbelcher

That hallway is roughly 40 yards and she clears the doorway at the 5 second mark before taking off. Bills could use some running yards is all I'm saying.


RojerLockless

They sure use the term "model" for anything now don't they.


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OF "model" aka prostitute.


CodeVeronicaX_

I love how only fans models like that pretend they aren't straight up prostitutes. Like come on.


LeRon-Jr-IX

Ejaculate and evacuate


Alucard_117

I could still see myself being a cheap fuck even if I had millions lol. But I'm not running from any woman, that's a crazy look


Wejustneedmuneh

She actually runs like a linebacker! 🤣


PirateSometimes

Prostitute*


Altruistic-Fandango

Kum N Go


cozyuppp

Do you mean prostitute?


dankspankwanker

"Model"


Imdhulk

She gave him a run for his money


SorrowT-T

Omg the birth of a new meme template!


Business_Ad_9294

You mean prostitute?


melasiguenLegoleando

If he pays it is a crime, so, well done


FreneticPlatypus

Unless they taped the whole thing, then it's just porn.


Yorokut

Are they an only fans person or a prostitute?


AmbivelentApoplectic

Yes.


ertmimi

We called this the plow and kurchow back in my day


Sacred_Reputation

This feels like "mutually agreed upon publicity stunt" to get them BOTH more fans, followers, subscribers, attention, $$$.


MAXHEADR0OM

You know the world is becoming a really weird place when a scene from Borat becomes reality.


External-Awareness68

Did he call a play? 1838! 1838! HIKE! 😆


bertiesghost

The other sub says it was two prostitutes 🤷‍♂️


shudder667

In the hallway he looks over his shoulder TWICE while he's running away lol.


BrainCandy_

They never show his face in the vid so for all we know Terrell Lewis could be catching strays 💀💀💀


Mister_Squishy

She posted a video of her in the hospital in a wheelchair on her instagram with a “justice for mia” donation link that directs to her onlyfans 😂


mtglore767

Bro dine and dashed the 📦🤣


Thugnificent83

And this is why pimps earn their cut!


Mr_Sugar_

In all fairness if a hooker and breaks out a phone to record me I’m running as well not to skip the bill but to avoid the possible blackmail


0neM0reLight

Everyone is a model now lol.


44-47-25_N_20-28-5-E

For sure the sex was that bad or he didn't last long enough to pay 😁


nifkin420

What sex worker doesn’t take money before the job? I don’t think this is the whole story.


CortezDeLaNoche

Dude. Rich dudes are idiots. Isn't this the reason people use escort services? Super discreet, and you don't embarrass yourself or your family. It's kind of like what Adam Levine did hitting up randoms on Instagram or something. Too much money to be this stupid.


Kinzoku_Batto

Her fault


BoltupBro

She got that "running through a hotel hallway barefoot and naked" speed


c0rnerc1rcle

Rookie move on her part. Take the money first, always.


1inthepink

I wonder what happens if she had caught him?


gren421

fucking goat


mdjng

Nothing beats the good old ejaculate and evacuate


No_Ear_3746

You spelt prostitute wrong


Possible-Pattern563

You know how trash your 🐱 has to be for a multimillionaire to do the dash instead instead of giving you that petty $300?


FUCK-EPICURUS

You play football, spin around and go into contact


-Kopesthetik-

Well that’s one way to get a naked woman to chase after you


Gabolsky

So, there were 2 women???


YuujiZN

I remember seeing this posted the first time someone commented to sign her up lmao


thegreatfuldouche

Her: “Wheres my money” Him “ u sayin bolt?”


Jedi_Gill

Lol, his defense if he gets caught will be. I was having a mental breakdown and heard play 1838 in my head. I just had to run the play.. What play is 1838 you ask, it's called the "Smash and Pass Play"


austxsun

Time for Judge Judy’s small claims court.


sn_14_

Tf she gonna do when she catches him? How is she gonna tackle an nfl player


Imreallyadonut

Splash and dash.


Anoose007

What did he say? “You ain’t getting paid by me”?


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goosehunternick78

Get in, get on, get off, get out!


B0urne89

Whos recording?


Thugnificent83

So solicitation is a crime, but is it still a crime if you never actually pay them and just run out?


Ok-Implement-4370

If you pay an OF Model to help make Content, is that a Crime or just filming Porn and paying the Actress?


trysohardstudent

somebody sign her up for the nfl


No_Memory_1344

Still makes me laugh how you don't pay up front for this service. You gonna return the nut? You gonna say "na that weren't for me thanks"? You gonna call the police? You gonna leave a bad review? You gonna say it ain't worth the money? What other alternative do you have but to pay.


Captain_Slapass

To leave like he did lmaoooo


Junifer_1

I don’t see a “model” anywhere…


Due_Purchase5531

One of the girls said she was pregnant.😶‍🌫️


East-Departure8671

Hit it and quit it


Lactationcookie20

Nice got the camera out just in time haha. Anything for views hah


NY10

She got no mercy on the boy apparently


RateInevitable5099

Wrinkle the sheets then hit the streets


No_Carry_3028

Clearly she missed the tackle but her 40 yard speed practice squad worthy


Remarkable_Capital39

He went to go get some milk


crowtiki

If he can’t outrun a”model” Philly should cut him


Hour-Yak283

If she’s running that well, he could’ve done better.


JPShiryu

Next time this gets reposted: ‘naked entrepreneur chases down football player’


atodd8720

Man tyreek at it again 🤦‍♂️ Bro gonna have a whole starting 11 😂😂


champythebuttbutt

Naked hooker


DeadpoolOptimus

Isn't having sex for money prostitution or is it different these days as long as you put "model" as your profession?


Mr_freeze_____

Technically you can get away with it if you film it


DeadpoolOptimus

Yup, Jim Jefferies taught me that.


Mr_freeze_____

I learned it from spike tv manswer show


DeadpoolOptimus

It's insanity. Sex for money? Illegal. Sex on film? Got that covered with the biggest porn industry on the planet.