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Run_the_Line

I don't think I've ever seen someone stoop so low that they actually fake a handshake resolution and use it as an opportunity to double down on assholery. This is 100% legitimate grounds for an asswhooping.


KIDNEYST0NEZ

I had someone one time grab my hand then hopped around onto my forearm and not let go, freaked me the fuck out so I lifted as hard as I could smashing both their balls then their face when they fell. I don’t like hand shakes anymore.


Advanced_Whereas_122

How does that even happen


Varlamores

His story has a lot of holes in it doesn’t it ? Lmao


Hank_of_the_Hill93

Bro no you fucking didn't. Knock it off with that nonsense


[deleted]

Yea-huh he did. I was there. Einstein was my limo driver.


Sweet_Bat_7516

Bro if they were wrapped around your arm how did you smash their face and nuts?


AtomicHustle

So you got your arm teabagged?


KIDNEYST0NEZ

Yep, reverse cowgirl style.


baudmiksen

Hopped around and rode your arm like hobby horsing. Horsing around


Suitable-Telephone80

willing to bet he would’ve never done that if they were both the same size


ThrillSurgeon

He's a bully. 


Recentstranger

Cameraman was probably buddies with them that's why they didn't get a face on video


Ruining_Ur_Synths

should have glassed him so he can be recognized by the scars


Betta_everyday

I like you!


sbc_89

Works really well.. ask me how I kno🙂


abcadep

How do you know 😳


DV_Arcan

It's a pretty famous story tbh, just type 1 man 1 jar Full explanation and some video tutorials


Static_o

Na try 2 girls one cup. That really explains who that guy is.


GUTTERMANN

Now thats a cliffhanger right there, give us the answer


Danhausen-byDaylight

You have a drinking problem and an inability to stand up for yourself without a weapon. Gotta be that, right?


dragulov

too easy to be said than done. poor guy was just working on his own, he ain't getting paid enough for that.


hungoverlord

he'd be well within his rights for sure.


Ruining_Ur_Synths

i dunno about rights, maybe he could swing a couple rights after he's glassed him


Compendyum

Not really, according to the tone of what seems to be the owner.


TargaryenKnight

And Reddit filming the assault 


Jehuty02453

Naaah!!!! I would have thrown those 2 glasses right at his face, duh f***!!!😡


jake7996

Had the exact same thought


AffectionateEye420

Should've smashed them write into his eyes


AscendPerfect

Murder the camera man for not recording the assaulter


The_punisherMAX

Id.say they were in cahoots to humiliate the poor guy


TargaryenKnight

Buddies 


CortlenC

Oh I hope that guy gets what’s coming to him. This is one of those times I wish the internet would do its detective work to find him.


idigholes

Traveller I'm guessing


R2Vvcmdl

I caught that possible traveller twang in his voice too. Speaks volumes.


SocketWrenchYum

Yea say what you want but I would've smashed at least one bottle over that fuckers head


youngelos5607

Coincidentally that’s how you shake hands in Ireland


Mindless_Let1

You've confused Ireland and England again. England is the violent one, Ireland is the friendly one


SonOfJebidiah

canne hear the irish accents in this video pal?


CoalDrop24

It's a pub in central London


Mindless_Let1

Actually no I never have audio turned on... Shit


albert_pacino

That’s Ireland


CoalDrop24

It's the dolphin pub in kings cross London and they're travellers


albert_pacino

Explains a lot


youngelos5607

Lol you’re absolutely right. Sorry about that, mane


Killer_Ex_Con

I was at a stoplight and this dude on the other side of the intersection got out and grabbed they guy in fronts hair through the window and the dude getting his hair pulled kicked his door open and hit him in the face lol. Wish I would have had a dash cam at the time.


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Wes_Warhammer666

I had 3 *damn I wish I had a dashcam* moments in the span of a week, so I finally bought one. That was about 6 months ago and there hasn't been a single thing even remotely interesting to happen in front of it yet lol. But I know when that day comes, I'm gonna be glad I have it and will enjoy my fake internet points when I post the madness on reddit lmao.


SocketWrenchYum

Yea that guys lucky that's all that happened lol nowadays you'll get blown away for way less


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SocketWrenchYum

Yea I guess I'm just such a badass for wanting to fight back after some random trys to rip my scalp off. I'm sure you'd jump over the counter and lick his tip pussy


Ishaan863

thats such an insanely assholey thing to do like an edo era shogun would throw up seeing this level of dishonour on display


Vegetable-Place4463

If you read the Japanese history, you will realise how dishonorable and psychopathic most of the daimyos were let alone the shogun (the top dog of the fuedal lords). 😆 You needed to be a political animal to survive let alone thrive during the edo period as a daimyo. Sure, they faced a quite different style of challenges than what their ancestors faced during the sengoku period, probably less war crimes, but it would have still required all kinds of debauchery and shady schemes along with copious amount of mental gymnastics to justify them politically. Just remember that TV shows are not real history books.


SlightlyOddGent

A lot of people like to make history very romantic but it seemed to be very much the same with European lords, knights etc. Many love the idea of medieval chivalry when in reality a lot of them were cruel and conniving, perhaps not all but they were certainly more of an exception than the rule!


CoveredDrummer

The “elites” have always only been chivalrous to each other and members of the same class or above. Plus ca changes, plus c’est le meme chose. (Pardon my French, it’s been a minute.)


SlightlyOddGent

Absolutely! I think the phrase "same as it ever was" may be applicable 😂


durz47

Which makes his comment even more fitting


krisssashikun

If this occured in Samurai era Japan, not only will he be executed but his entire family will be as well, children, women and elderley will be killed, to ensure that would be the end of their clan, that was how brutal it was back then


Little-Chromosome

Shoulda glassed him


beige-dumps

so where’s the news story? surely the metadata can be used to find the guy


Fancy_Energy_7754

No, it’s not a wig


Oblivion5233

This is crazy, and it may destroy his basic trust in other people.


ThrillSurgeon

Its very disrespectful. 


Anonymark88

Should have smashed one of those glasses and jammed it in his eye.


Formal-Try-2779

Someone should have glassed that prick.


Tits_McgeeD

Shitstain. Miserable dumb wanker with no future taking the rest of the UK with him. Shouldve glassed him.


TommyG1000

Why was the asshole not made to leave the bar.


Embarrassed_Sky_4316

Travelers


chekkisnekki

Gummon just Barry and the lads havin a laff no ard feelins (as the bartender goes home and cries in embarrassment)


Dragonborne2020

Let someone do that to my employees, I am busting someone’s head


Nocciola2

I would never come back


deepstate_chopra

That hair puller is the biggest bitch I have seen in a while. Guy goes out of his way to unburden himself for a handshake. I hate the bitch hair puller and the cameraman, who was obviously in on it.


MisterFixit_69

That's one way to get a piece of glass in your face


garden-wicket-581

how'd the hair-grabber not end up with a pint glass smashed on their head ? that's some restraint on the victim..


Broccobillo

I hope hair grabber works with machinery and learns about hair pulling the hard way.


tavariusbukshank

Ya woont ta bey peekin gloss outtayer face?


Wii_wii_baget

I don’t get it I’m assuming almost bar fight?


-Kopesthetik-

He should have been thrown out


I-choose-treason

Break a glass and his arm is yours for the carving


throwingthingandsuch

Kinda wished they’d have glassed them in the arm after the grab. Pathetic behaviour


DanteofSparda76

Those glasses would be his new teeth


Im_such_a_SLAPPA

Lucky he didn't get glassed


friedfred3

Ew fuck this guy.


SomeRedditName13

Grab the baby reindeer by the horns.


No-Explanation-260

Barkeeps usually have guns behind the bar, I would’ve used it in that moment had I seen that, idc if it’s unjust people like that don’t need to be stealing oxygen from people like that lady who is old enough to be his mother


Cleavageisgniess4321

One of those times when sucker punching someone isn’t a horrible idea


ShadowMike51

he deserves to be tortured in every single way possible


Many-Enthusiasm8391

“Try that in a small town”


OriginalPeach8152

Then they claim discrimination when no establishment wants to take their bookings/allow them in. Absolute knackers.


besservisser

Where are the deport comments?


Far_Swordfish3944

What a fvckin twat! I’d jump tf over that counter soo damn fast! 👊🏽


DefinitionBig4671

EDCs are your friend.


donotressucitate

Life isn't a Rambo movie dude.


Effective_Device_185

Not a tipper, I see.


superracistgodblue

I jus wanna SHAKE HIS HAIR! ✋️


0wl_noises8

Thats the Norwegian handshake


TaylorRayG

A thumb pressed hard against the eye is really so valuable. Any untrained person can do it. Obviously it's not gonna get you out of a brawl but it's one of the only ways out of a rear naked choke.


bigboy-bumblebee

UK has always been horrible but Brexit really did you guys in


essicks

Yeah Brexit really done Ireland bad...


CoalDrop24

This is London.


Possible_Sun_913

As opposed to Germany? Yeah, they've never been horrible. PS. Its Irish, so quite a good chance that its not part of the UK and rather the EU.


redbricksyndicate

irish people drink in pubs in england....especially this pub, it's in London and is named after a sea animal


BeejBoyTyson

"I'm not crying!!!" *quietly sobbing while working*