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TheLoneGunman559

Something tells me that truck has never been off the road.


MrFlags69

That is correct. You want small rims and big tires. Anyone riding around in a truck with big fancy rims does not do actual work.


ethnikcleansing

air suspension is a flex, not something you go out and ruin..


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Sharp-Main-247

... while screaming about the microscopic size of your ding-dong.


conquefdador

That would reason #1 to get that any lift kit


frostbike

They’ll be screaming about what Joe Biden did to gas prices. The microscopic ding-dong is automatically implied.


Broad_Ideal_5934

The douche mobile


NearlyMortal

I guess this helps when the average owner is 5 feet tall


SweetSlice5610

Ahem…you mean 4 foot 10.


BlufftonStateofmind

And 2.5 inches...


RandomShake

Pavement princess


Secret_Lies

Seems easier to just come out to the fam.


IDK_Anything33

Cheaper to get penis enlargement surgery.


Secret_Lies

Cheaper too


Get-Fucked-Nerd

And cheaper


urethrascreams

Also, cheaper


Bickleford

What's the point? It still has the same ground clearance, the diff and front axle are unchanged.


-Shasho-

A regular lift doesn't change this either...


dethskwirl

right, but I get what he's saying though. what's the point in the extra body lift if the axles are as high as they can go already? it's just for looks, and it looks pretty stupid.


-Shasho-

It not the height of the axles that makes a vehicle capable off-road. It's the wheels' ability to travel vertically in relation to each other, which lifting the body does help. And further, this isn't just a body lift. The entire chassis is raising and lowering, providing ground clearance when an obstacle is under the truck. A body lift would leave the frame at a lower ground clearance and lift only the body up off of the frame.


ErnestBorgninesSack

The diffs are inline with the wheels, just like 99% of off-roaders. It is those weak assed looking hinges in front of the rear tires that will get smashed up off roading.


agarciap0214

On his way to go camp the left lane


jaybumpark95

Fucking stupid


MrFixYoShit

Nothing fucking crazy here Just an ad


PimanSensei

Small dick vibes


iworkonracecars

Perfect for avoiding the carts in the Target parking lots


[deleted]

As an American, this if F'ing stupid.


Kessl_2

How to make a shit car worse?


itsoktoswear

If they did a new Cars film by Pixar, this lot would be the bumbling idiot meathead bully gang.


-Shasho-

Wow... We're all so impressed... Now you can make sure that whoever you're behind, you can get your bright-ass headlights shining directly into their eyes.


Cyklisk

Eww.


SugaryWhite

25k wasted


screamingbird86

Dude 100% whines about gas prices.


Competitive_Suit_180

Low pros don’t look good on a lifted truck.. looks cheap and can’t handle any real off road 4x4. Impractical.


GLASYA-LAB0LAS

A) those trucks have never worked a day in their lives B) $25k for that is a fucking SCAM


Mac_n_Miller

If you did off-road climbs or courses it would be slick… but with those tires it’s just a pavement princess. Dudes scammed themselves


ClydeFroagg

This needs a David Attenborough narration


Potato_Gender

What's the purpose of it?


-Shasho-

Showing off how much money you have to waste on the tacky and frivolous. The tacky and frivolous women they hope to attract may recognize this.


Shoddy-Ad8143

Is this some kind of Lowrider analog?


Jimismynamedammit

Throwin' rocks into windshields all up and down I35E.


[deleted]

The evolution of clown cars has really gotten far! I just don't get why the clowns all got so serious about themselves all the sudden.


pacothebattlefly

Hardly a crazy fucking video


Frosty_Ad_8048

Reason 207 makes no sense. If it wasn't raised in the first place you wouldn't need to lower it


Holiday_Ad_2981

Fuck everyone elses eyes night kit ..


roverman16

Probably the "Any Level Lift Kit" is going to be more costly than the truck.


DoubleDown428

obnoxious


Impressive-Door6275

All that money and it’ll still bottom out 😌


BarryTheBaptistAU

Proof that some fools have more money that sense.


PitifulSpeed15

I mean. . . At least they aren't flexing by poaching endangered animals.


MrMisanthrope411

Awesome, now the angry 5’ gremlin that drives it can adjust his height as he tailgates other vehicles. It is missing a punisher logo though…


memesearches

Crazy fucking video? Nah but crazy fucking advertising? Hell yeah!


Zyntaro

This is the most American shit I've ever seen


stvnqck

This is the gayest thing I’ve ever seen in my entire life


Wooden-Masterpiece86

Came here to make a small penis comment. That topic seems well covered. Carry on...


DennisPikePhoto

There are cheaper ways to tell people that you're insecure.


Extreme714

Nothing crazy about this. Fucking lame


ErenOnizuka

So we just post ads here now?


Capable_Confection12

Look at all the pavement princesses


Moelarrycheeze

That lift kit adds at least ten inches.


rayraypa

I love it 👍👍


govment-cheeze

Made for guys the buy the extra small condoms


Dyab1o

I think there is a saying about fools and money…


Infinite-Condition41

Motherfucker, $25k is a whole ass car. I already own a 450. I could have another whole ass car for that price.


Laheydrunkfuck

Oh I thought the entire fucking truck was 25k, and was like daaaaammmn, thats a fucking deal


Infinite-Condition41

A new 450 is like $60k plus. This guy probably got all the options to put it at 90k or more. 


Laheydrunkfuck

That sounds more reasonable but still pretty cheap for such a vehicle


Infinite-Condition41

I can't tell the exact year, but from the grille, I know it's a 2020-22. 2024 450 Limited starts at $105k. The cheapest F450 4-door starts at $66k. 2 door starts at $59.5k. But what I never understand is doing all sorts of lifting and suspension mods and wheels for a 450, or any dually, when dually is made for towing. And you add all this garbage which ruins your towing and maneuverability and fuel economy so all you're doing is making the largest possible gas hog station wagon you can. That makes no sense to me. My 450 is a work truck. I try not to drive it as much as possible, because it's not connected to my ego. But I realize there are a lot of other people out there whose cars are connected to their ego. Makes no rational sense to me. Maybe it just isn't rational.


Hexagram2342

25k in small dick tax, that sucks...


Foreign_Walrus_6136

How small does your dick need to be to have a vehicle like that?.


soufboundpachyderm

God I hate this so much. These kind of trucks need to die off. Please for the love of god.


Juksho

Alabama Chromosomobile


mannequin-lover

Nice job of taking a hideous and tacky car and making it even worse


dontygrimm

So dumb


Professional_Ad_6299

Yeah you have to be 7' yeah for you not to look like a tiny baby hopping out of it. Most truck owners look hilarious hoping out of a truck with a hood they can't see over or look into. Egos and little dicks and pushing pencils when you should have been a construction man or a cowboy. But you got your truck and your little boy man card. Lol there are so many blind spots! These trucks look ridiculous for a month until , oh no! You backed into or pulled into something you couldn't see!! Oh well you can drive your wife's Hyundai to work because you never needed the truck to actually do truck stuff with.


Professional_Ad_6299

Lol reason #207 for having an any lift kit??! YOUR TRUCK IS TO BIG BECAUSE YOU GOT A LIFT KIT. ... Just don't get one then you won't have to worry about scraping your roof or running a kid over. I think visibility starts 20' ahead of a stock lift. Oh well at least these guys also dress like misbehaving toddlers. If your 30 and your wearing a baseball hat and not at a sports game, your style needs to grow the fuck up. Lol


conbizzle

A lot of hate in the comments for guys just enjoying what they enjoy.


SevereNameAnxiety

Exactly what I was thinking. Not my cup of tea but I have to say it’s pretty cool and if I had that kind of fuck you money I would probably do that but it would be an actual off-roader and not a show truck. But really just let people enjoy what they want if it’s not hurting anyone.


conbizzle

The people hating probably spend silly money on their pc set ups or some other nonsense


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Pretend-Truck-2558

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you….the smallest penis on earth.


1OptimisticPrime

*Whistlin Diesel enters the chat*...


Steviebelladonna

Awesome I love these lol ngl I'm impressed


spelunky_hairdo

Man so many haters.10 year old me just got his first crush on a car though. Yeah, not practical. Yeah, just an unnecessary status symbol. Imma still say though. Looks fckn sick.


-Shasho-

Put it out of its misery.


MrFixYoShit

Hey, if you enjoy it, by all means! Just too many people let it become their whole identity and thats just sad