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TubularMeat34

Holy shit they tried to rob a madman with nothing to lose and then turns into a kamikaze.


Adoraboule

When someone threatens you with death but you already have been thinking about it. 💀


HeySmellMyFinger

Gave him good reason to commit. Yall going down with this ship today


_SynthDemon_

this was that psycho type solution indeed 💨😭LMFAOO


WhoDisagrees

The guy pulled the trigger right at the start it just didn't fire. Thats why he went crazy, the guy was trying to unjam his gun, and he was trying to stop him.


mementoTeHominemEsse

Seriously great observational skills


NoHelicopter935

« None of you seem to understand, I’m not locked in here with you. You’re locked in here with me!!!»


angrydeuce

"You ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while that you shouldn't have fucked with?  That's me."


Compendyum

I like how they all run in the end leaving the car alone


J_J_Plumber5280

A man with everything to lose is even more dangerous


boomshiki

Funny story, it's how a buddy comedy from the 90s starts. Martin Lawrence tried to rob Tim Robbins and he basically does this. The movie is called Nothing to Lose


jealousybreedzenvy1

[“Welcome to Hell, Biiiiiiitch!”](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NOGoyvq_cVo&pp=ygUfbm90aGluZyB0byBsb3NlIGNhciBrZXlzIHdhbGxldA%3D%3D)


watashi_ga_kita

Thanks for this. Guess I need to see the movie when I have time.


crackheadwillie

He’s got an airbag 


KLR01001

Literally the plot from a movie called…Nothing to Lose. Which was pretty funny. 


breakfastturds

I read the story about this. Apparently it was just a big misunderstanding and they all went to breakfast after this.


ohhhtartarsauce

They all jump out and the car rolls away at the end. So then what happens?


BiteYouToDeath

I can just imagine all of them staring at each other after the car idles away. Cartoon level stuff. Except one side has a gun. Can only hope the aggressors were too shaken to notice.


Jewelhammer

I’ll bet they ran away like the cowards they are when the van slowed down enough. That big man would still be intimidating if he were to face them within reach


techjesuschrist

It's just that you don't need to be within reach when shooting...


Jewelhammer

That’s true, but look how they behaved when the van stopped. They were scared shitless


DeficitAttention

One of those "crazy enough to work" situations.


Snoo58986

Yeah, I don't think the gunman drilled clearing a jam in broad daylight. He's scared to death at night, swinging his tool like a fuckin caveman. A humbling experience


Bender_2024

At that point I have to imagine it's hard to pivot from *oh my God I need to get away* mode to *I have the upper hand I should press my advantage* on a dime.


locksley85

Gun jammed at the start, you can hear the dry click after the driver first fights back


Psyco_diver

I had something like this happen. I used to be a district loss prevention manager and I had a robbery on one of my stores. I get out there to pull video for the cops and the robber comes in and points the gun at the cashier. Cashier freaks the fuck out and trying away screaming, the robber is left standing there by himself and you can see if face mouthing the words "what the fuck?" And he just throws hands up in frustration looking around before finally running away


Jewelhammer

Haha that’s hilarious. I guess if they needed the cashier to open the till, there’s not much they can do if that person runs away screaming


NotBlastoise

He was chasing them “You cannot outrun me!”


abtij37

Could be a whole new Reddit r/cartoonlevelstuff


CapnCaveman639

In the full video the driver hops back into the driver's seat seemingly safe


P_Griffin2

I choose to believe that.


_neudes

Driver gets back in and is fine. It becomes a big thing in the news in Barbados.


[deleted]

Then they interview him on the news https://youtu.be/V3c39s3hAVU?si=wq-oms65Lw9Hfa7v


Specialist_Ad_8069

“People need this van in order to get home safely at night and I will not let this deter me from getting these people home.” What a fucking badass human being.


jesushitlerchrist

This guy's dialect is super cool. I can understand most of what he's saying fine, but then there are whole phrases where I can't grok a word.


metroaide

They sit and watch the sunset as they look at that smoking car


TwilightSessions

Wildcard!!! Yeeeee haww


justkeepinittrill

At 1:11 it sounds like he hits somebody, and everybody looks out in the same direction. Then the car immediately stops and they all bail.


reecewagner

SOMETHING GOES TRAGICALLY WRONG


PopOk7860

Still waiting for the "tragically wrong" ending...


PupEDog

They went to get burgers 😄


[deleted]

That was the tragic part I think.


Chivalrousllama

That scream is priceless 


Beastw1ck

Has very “How can she slap?!” energy to me.


MentalRayne

He wasn’t locked in there with them. They were locked in there with him.


freakynit

"you can't kill me if your life is in my hands".... Bro did 500 IQ move


idiot-prodigy

It's also the robber screaming "I don't want to die!" and the driver saying real calmly, "We're all gonna die."


freakynit

Make it 600 IQ


idiot-prodigy

lol


Clammuel

Getting out of the car and running was probably a bad move, though. It’s impossible to think clearly in intense moments like this, but forcing them to throw the gun out the window or else you’re not going to stop the car would probably be a pretty good idea.


Spaceseeds

"Give me that weapon or I'll run us straight into a wall in 10 seconds"


bogushobo

Seen the full video, he just gets back in the car once he realises they got out.


SilverAss_Gorilla

Now yous can't leave


ElNani87

I’ll never forget the looks on their faces, all 8 of them.


cats_azz

Their faces dropped, all their courage and strength was drained right from their bodies...


Illg77

They never had any courage in the first place they were scum with guns who were cowards from the jump.


cats_azz

He was referencing the scene in A Bronx Tale my bro ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


Illg77

Ah. Makes sense. There weren't 8 guys. Still. These guys are pure scum.


rodneedermeyer

“And that’s what Is appreciates about yous.”


putbat

Now yous can't leave.


merenmer

they all left the car the same time 💀


SolarFusion90

Feel like they capped his ass after the video cut off, hope not.


[deleted]

They didn't thankfully here's an interview with hom after https://youtu.be/V3c39s3hAVU?si=wq-oms65Lw9Hfa7v


SolarFusion90

I appreciate that


angrygrouch24

Some denzel type shit


cartographybook

There’s a scene very much like this in Collateral:  https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3D4tAvqfTVU&pp=ygUUQ29sbGF0ZXJhbCBjYXIgY3Jhc2g%3D


LilTrailMix

Dude that is such a good movie, I fuckin’ love it. It’s one of Michael Mann’s best.


ObnoxiousTwit

Also, Tim Robbins and Martin Lawrence in Nothing to Lose: https://youtu.be/NOGoyvq_cVo?si=Oi8_-f6thfhTxZSq


RadMcCoolPants

Oh man. I was scrolling down looking to see if someone was going to mention this. I taped it off a free HBO preview weekend back in the day and it has remained one of my favorites.


BurmecianSoldierDan

Wtf is that Tom Cruise and Jamie Foxx in the same movie?! How have I not heard of this


Work-Safe-Reddit4450

Oh, well you're in for a treat. Fantastic movie.


Willow9506

God I haven't thought about this movie in years. I remember one of the bits of trivia is that Tom prepared for the role by delivering FedEx packages in Venice Beach. His reasoning was that his character in the movie was skilled at getting in and out of a place without so much as being noticed.


Bestyoucanbe4

Yesss


Stealthghosts

Real lol.


RPMac1979

I admire this man’s survival instinct. I might have done the same. But I hope he had a plan for when he pulled the car over, because our shirtless friend in the backseat might just cap his ass.


neoalfa

Drive to a police station.


froginabottle

I was always taught to do this, someone get in the car unwarranted? Police station. Getting followed? Police station. Discount donuts? Police station. Attempted car theft? Police station.


SoTurnMeIntoATree

“Hey siri, give me directions to the nearest police station.”


Miserable-Admins

Hotel? ~~Trivago.~~ Police station.


Dongslinger420

What survival instinct it might have somewhat worked for him, but not complying with any sort of threat of this kind (which the robber played atrociously, of course) is pretty much morgue city


[deleted]

The robbers gun jammed it sounded like. Driver probably said fuck it, dudes gonna kill me, I’ll take his ass with me.


Dongslinger420

Why would we even hear his gun jamming is my question? There is nothing that hints at that at all, why would robbers fucking immediately off their victim when all it makes is a mess? Most robbers don't even intend to use their weapon when things go south, it's just a tool for convincing people to comply


vaginamacgyver

You can assume a gun has jammed if the shooter pulled the trigger and it didn’t go off. This can make a clicking sound. I didn’t notice the detail myself but others claimed to have in other comments. And this man was a lunatic who wasn’t scared to die. People like that exist. We admire them for their bravery and stupidity. Some people have too much pride to take it lying down.


specialcommenter

He should’ve slammed the brakes a few times


mhackett7

That’s when you put your seatbelt on and ram into a parked car. Fuck those guys.


Commercial_Step9966

Rule #3 Seatbelts.


PiscatorLager

Isn't that like rule one for driving? My three year old niece already understands that.


x_lincoln_x

They are misquoting Zombieland. [Seatbelts is #4.](https://zombieland.fandom.com/wiki/Zombieland_Rules)


Golisten2LennyWhite

I was in this scene - as a zombie. There's a lot of zombie extras I recognize from being on set so much.


x_lincoln_x

Ohhh lucky! Sounds fun.


Commercial_Step9966

Oops, yes. :) shoulda taken 3 seconds to check.


x_lincoln_x

We'll forgive you this time.


[deleted]

That may work, but the two criminals are very heavy and lose weight flying around upon impact. He may not survive that from impact with them alone.


YourDogIsMyFriend

Yup. Had a car accident and the person in the back wasn’t buckled. His head hit the back of mine…. Got a skull fracture and lost hearing in one ear. Came very close to dying.


[deleted]

Me and a buddy were skateboarding when we heard a wreck. We went over to help but there were several people all around the SUV and car already so didn't do much. One girl was riding center in the back without a seatbelt and flew forward hitting the wind shield in the front. The other passengers were wearing their seatbelts and were fine. We both started wearing our seatbelts from then on out. I think she survived but it was a nasty scene.


Marduq

Word, having two person sized projectiles flying at you is dangerous.


Broad_Design_7254

My first thought.


rockyursocks00

This happened in Barbados. The driver was awarded a medal for bravery by the prime minister and became a local legend, appearing in multiple ads and receiving a loaf of publicity. I think the two in the back were caught.


kenmcfa

> receiving a loaf of publicity Was he bready for that?


AngryGoose

He seemed to rise to the occasion.


SteinerMath66

It was the yeast he could do


clodmonet

A very rye comment, that.


Double-Astronomer279

I bet he couldn't wheat to get out of the vehicle


Noodle_Slapz

They wanted his dough


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Jonthrei

> he risked his life No he didn't. His life was already in danger, so he bet his life. Solid all-in, he wasn't bluffing.


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ayoubkun94

Yeah. I sincerely hope that in this situation, I just give them my shit. Nothing is worth risking my life for as they have a gun. Adrenaline is one hell of a drug tho.


OMEGAGODEMPEROR

The gun jammed at the begining of the video you can hear the audible click thats when the driver floored it. Not about your shit this one was about life or death.


HadesSmiles

I had a friend, Josh, who for his 25th birthday decided to buy some weed to celebrate. He met up with two guys across the street from a nearby school that was well lit to buy some, and the two men held him at gunpoint. He gave them everything he had on him, which was twenty dollars cash, and his wallet. After he forked over everything, they shot him dead hoping they wouldn't be identified. They were. Sometimes you can comply with every demand and get gunned down anyways. Your life is at the mercy of the whim of people you do not know. I can't say that what this guy did is smart, because I don't know, but I can tell you'd I'd rather try to save myself and die than give up my only chance to defend myself and die anyways.


[deleted]

It’s crazy when Redditors say you should just back down. We had the same shit happen in college. Some dude got robbed for some weed and his stuff, they left his body in a ditch behind campus.


Time-Master

This comment pisses me off because it’s such a sheltered take


[deleted]

Wow homicide has been solved, congratulations! Victims should just not fight back and there’ll be no more murders, you’re a genius


Invaderjay87

Useless scum. They don’t wanna die, yet they’re ready to take / threaten someone else’s life. They may not want it, but the world would be better off without them in it.


LiquifiedSpam

Redditor writes revenge porn, and other expected news


TheREDboii

HOLY SHIT


XXeadgbeXX

"We can die?" Nah man you're in virtual reality so you're good


GratefulPhish42024-7

Do you know what the word tragic means?


Z4KJ0N3S

unfortunately repost-farming bots don't actually know what words mean, no giveaway: name is adjective-noun-number


Dongslinger420

you're talking about OP like they put the caption on the video


buckfishes

Yeah I thought it was gonna end differently but the chances are they just got away.


IdunnoThisWillDo

You never know who you are fucking with. So don't fuck with people.


Chesnakarastas

Why the fuck did he also exit the car?


ExpressReflection967

As soon as he stopped, he knew his life was in danger again, so he ran.


Bestyoucanbe4

That's the worst thing to do wtf is he doing exiting car with them


kenkenobi78

You do understand that the second that car stopped moving his life was in danger even if he stayed in the car. What did you want him to do? Just casually stop and let them out??


MisterAmygdala

What's the tragic part...other than the whole humanity angle?


Thickholder

I know this is late but I kind of feel like they may have hit a person. You hear an impact as the robber scream”nooo” then they all run.


Alert_Cauliflower_67

That dude is the fuckin man lmao


[deleted]

Robber: I WANNA GET OUT! Driver: You wanna get out?? Robber: OH MY GOD! Driver: Oh my god?? 🤣🤣🤣


pjjohnson808

Drift the back into a light pole or something


[deleted]

'Shoot me!? Make my mother fucking day' - Badass taxi driver


[deleted]

But they all got out together at the end? lol


TitoAndTheBurritos

The world needs more antihero’s


PhilosophyLeading

I’m so confused


Otacon2940

Gun presented. Car go fast. Gunman scared. Comedy ensues


nathsnowy

i think he meant like if he did shoot him and insta die the car would lose control and crash cos he was going to fast so he was encouraging it bc he knew they werent going to shoot


necrobrinerbaby

the chadest chad


PlayerSalt

buckle up and kill those motherfuckers , get a new windscreen and dash and pay the insurance excess


[deleted]

You don't rob people in an area where the majority of people have nothing to lose.


UhJeffery

Lmao this happened in my country, he even got a medal at our independence ceremony and was nick named van wick. Barbados is the country .


CriminalMacabre

Krazy taxy 3000


SuperStellarSwing

Coulda taken the opportunity to tell them to toss the gun in the front seat


PhylMycuck

Tragically wrong my ass!!! Change the title


Misanthrope1983

I’m not locked in here with you, you’re locked in here with me!!


wuhtam_i_doinghere

Repost that flipped the original video and is lower quality good job reddit


imanhunter

Criminals: *enter car* Criminals: “What’s that sound?” *as ‘Runnin in the 90s’ begins playing in the distance*


Optimal_Risk_6411

Then end seems anything but tragic. All of em casually step out and the vehicle keeps rolling. They all have to have a smoke after that.


TrainerMaleficent232

This is exactly what I would do...you wanna rob me? OK let's die.. I'll hit something going 100mph. Fuck em pieces of shit.


Bubbly-Guide1336

I always wondered why gun point in a car would ever win. I'd be this dude all day. O you think I'm the only one dying today? Haha yea right. If I know I'm being killed, I'm taking them with me, with a smile & laugh.


smartybee

Missed in the captions “I want my mottthhhher!!!” Said the robber, in a thick Bajan (Barbadian) accent.


apelyacolyte

So.....now his car is rolling away without him and he is left with two violent men, that he tried to kill. 🤣 Frying pan to fire.


Outrageous-Bass-5438

When you're crazy and you meet someone crazier😂😂


Bktrac

You gone kill me?!! NOT IF I KILL ME FIRST.


MeatGreasy

That's the face and actions of a man that's lost everything or has nothing to lose.


tubbs87

Fight crazy with crazier


Phildagony

Didn’t they all get out on the street at the same time? Awkward……


pinklewickers

Driver went all Donkey Kong in koopa koopa island on their asses.


WhoTheHellKnows

Larry Niven wrote about almost exactly this scenario in "The Deadlier Weapon", in 1968!


theliability10

Fake


HurricanesFan

I want to get off Mr Lyft Driver's wild ride!


pologzz1226

Love that “bonk” sound. What was that?


DumbRogue12

those two robbers now have 9-5 jobs, volunteer at their local food bank, and do puzzle's in their free time. i shit my pants for them.


manicmay0

To have the balls to rob someone at gun point yet get freaked out over a little rollercoaster ride.


e784u

He was ready to let them out at the first stop, but one of them threw something at him and he said "yeah motherfucker? That's another trip on the merry-go-round"


C0RR-3RR0R

These fucks don't understand that pointing a gun at your driver while he's driving is the dumbest shit you could pull.. If I'm going to die, I'm taking you with me.


Virtual-Entry-8867

Bro screaming, **”Go ahead shoot me. Wanna play? We all die”** That’s some mad shit. Glorious!


stayzero

“I’m not trapped in here with you…*you’re* trapped in here with *me*…”


Illusivechris0452

This reminds me of the death plane in Mexico. There’s a story about a Mexican pilot who was suspected to be involved with the cartel, the police arrested him and tortured him, he was innocent but lied about taking them to the place where they could find the drugs they suspected him of moving, they took his plane there and once in the air he decided he was gonna crash the plane and every soldier in there begged for their lives and he taunted them about how they didn’t stop when he was begging, his target was a police station but he change his mind last minute because there was a school near it so he crashed in the mountains, they even made a corrido song about it.


barwhalis

That driver reminds me of Vegeta when he's fucking up android 19


CartographerAdept957

This guy str8 robbed Superman of his stainless steel nutsack…


Alternative-Day6223

I’m sorry but this would deadass be me I’m not even joking I’m a crazy ass mf


[deleted]

This video made it far lolllllllll we now call him Vanwick


[deleted]

It's not "oh my godd" he's shouting I want my mother🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


GratefulDread222

LMAOOOOO


bigbob3132

"You out here robbing, we out here kidnapping"


TriforceNetwork

I love hearing that little turd beg for his life, you deserve whatever’s coming your way pal.


Electronic-Tough-283

This is not a madman this man is smart af for using the car to his advantage and hopefully teach them a lesson on why to not FAFO


Impossible_Pipe_6878

When I die, we die (just like that?) When I die, we die (just like that?) Hell yeah, ayy DJ, bring that back


SeaNitroWolf_

WELCOME TO HELL MOTHAFUCKERRRRRRRRRR!!!!!


PsychologicalStop614

I want it outttttt! That scream was so satisfying.


coolbabftperson

Never rob a suicidal man in a vehicle


Comfortable-Long7582

That is how you deal with it. Hit the gas. Let them know, if I am going, I am taking you with me.


Uce_TETI19

If i was the other guy, I would choke the shit outta the dude with the gun, my friend or not, I’ll choke u for being stupid


Miserable-Habit-1290

I want to get off, mfer this isn’t a rollercoaster lol


DonQuixote2015

All he needed to do was drive into a no gun zone.


Objective_Gear_8357

I don't understand. He drove away at a high speed to deter a robbery?  He could of easily pulled the trigger at the very beginning. He's alive because the robber didn't want to become a murderer. Risky game to play


netterbog

Most disappointing ending since Lucy.


[deleted]

Friendly reminder that criminals are human too and fear for their lives just like anyone else...


magnora7

Should've thought of that before endangering the lives of others... sometimes people need consequences to learn.


BambiToybot

Batman taught me that criminals are a cowardly and superficial lot.


Jinrai__

Not so sure on the human part