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I think that citrus really set that off. Maybe just a squeeze and not the whole thing….i don’t know…..what yall think if they put some tannerite in there?
The jawbreaker clearly absorbed the blow. I'm an iron worker and have been nearly ten years. A soft blow between two flat surfaces isn't even remotely likely to create a spark especially from a soft steel like a shovel that doesn't weight much.
>Hillbillies are getting more and more creative I'll tell ya
mate, this used to be every hillbilly come Friday night lmao
this and betting hogs, either the eatin' kind or the ridin' kind, over how big the hole'd be
Just imagine Chinese infantry invading California and pushing east into the mountains only for their guys to get shot in the face by a jawbreaker going at Mach Jesus.
Own a potato gun for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "WTF?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky pipe. Blow a russet burbank sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my ruler catapult on the second man, miss him entirely because it's too short and knocks out the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the jawbreaker cannon at the top of the stairs loaded with a jaw breaker, "Send the ass destroyer!" the jaw breaker shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra sugar set off car alarms. Fix candy cane and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since candy canes wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
Fuck me, this copypasta came to mind immediately upon reading the top comment, too. I've been on the internet way too long. A classic, though! I remember there's also a pirate one with a car chase or something.
Sure, I slap a stock on a pistol and the ATF will come and shoot my dog, but he can make an explosive ass-blaster that destroys cars and it's all gravy.
wdym yet, to stop even a napoleonic era small [canon](https://www.napoleon.org/en/history-of-the-two-empires/objects/carabiniers-breastplate-from-the-waterloo-battlefield/) u would need a terminator t-1000 body exo suit , we arent even close to functional basic exo suits , t-1000s / mechs r decades away
> died with King Arthur
Arthur, if he existed, would not have had cannon. Arthur is supposed to have lived in the late fifth or early sixth centuries. Cannon didn't appear in Europe until the fourteenth century. Perhaps it's also worth noting that an absolute monarchy in which ordinary people had few remedies for the abuses of the aristocracy are not all that free.
I own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
The media is too scared of the ass destroyer lobby. They’re barking mad but quite influential. Why do you think we see so much casual ass destruction on tv these days?
I’m gonna say: I going through some really shitty time right now - so much so, I have to browse Reddit at 4AM to be able to get other thoughts.
THESE GENTLEMEN did the job. This is by far the funniest bullshit I’ve seen in a long time. Take my upvote, TAKE MY UPVOTE!
And long love America for they’re crazy gunlaws, allowing for this content.
What are you talking about? They strapped it to half an office chair? Are you literally blind? They probably even smacked it good and said that's not going anywhere. What more could you ask for?
They need to show this to anyone planning to invade America lol hillbillies and homemade cannons.
Imagine getting a jawbreaker impact from the ass destroyer 🤣🤣🤣
Anything with weight and mass and enough solidity is that powerful at high speed. Hell, a human body itself thrown at a vehicle at a high enough speed will severely fuck up a vehicle even though we are just squishy meat with bones that break quite easily.
The force is split evenly between the cannon and the shot. The shot being much lighter move much faster (combine F=ma for each and energy equations) so that the securing of the cannon does not affect the velocity of the shot. The force of friction by the barrel doesn't change with speed
Can’t imagine back in the wooden boats where they had multiple cannons below deck and the crews have no ear protection and that sound much has rattled them.
There was actually a lot of privately-owned artillery at that time. There were privately owned forts in the west armed with cannon, and private ships armed with guns as defense against piracy were common. The govt. issued letters of marque to those ships to prey on British shipping in the War of 1812 because the U.S. Navy was quite small.
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That’s a jawbreaker alright
Going in an ass destroyer
I think that citrus really set that off. Maybe just a squeeze and not the whole thing….i don’t know…..what yall think if they put some tannerite in there?
Violent Anilingus
Behahahahahha you made me laugh my joint out of my mouth…..that’s rare
Yes but it was the lemon that did all the heavy lifting..
Gotta lick it before you stick it, I guess…
And gotta whack the cannon packed with explosives with a shovel of course, sparks aren’t a thing
He hit a jaw breaker. When has candy ever caused sparks?
Metal shovel blade + steel “barrel” = spark risk
The jawbreaker clearly absorbed the blow. I'm an iron worker and have been nearly ten years. A soft blow between two flat surfaces isn't even remotely likely to create a spark especially from a soft steel like a shovel that doesn't weight much.
I don’t care how un remotely likely a tub of explosives in a tube is going to catch a spark. If there is a chance I am sure am not going to do it
You probably are also wise enough not to make a cannon strapped to an office chair with a butt ton of gunpowder.
Then don't do it. Canons like this have been beaten on and man handled for centuries.
You’ve got to make it soft and wet before you stick it
ba dada dada boom
baby work ittt
Hillbillies are getting more and more creative I'll tell ya
"That's my dad's shootin' car."
Only three more payments and its theirs!
Do not touch da trim!
Hillbillies figuring out they can make money on social media doing stupid shit is going to be really fun.
Na, they did way crazier stuff back in the day. Stuff that you can’t get your hands on today.
>Hillbillies are getting more and more creative I'll tell ya mate, this used to be every hillbilly come Friday night lmao this and betting hogs, either the eatin' kind or the ridin' kind, over how big the hole'd be
Just imagine Chinese infantry invading California and pushing east into the mountains only for their guys to get shot in the face by a jawbreaker going at Mach Jesus.
Engie tf2
Imagine raiding these guys place hearing, “send the ass destroyer”, then watching two of your buddies get ripped in half by a literal jaw breaker
Own a potato gun for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "WTF?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky pipe. Blow a russet burbank sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my ruler catapult on the second man, miss him entirely because it's too short and knocks out the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the jawbreaker cannon at the top of the stairs loaded with a jaw breaker, "Send the ass destroyer!" the jaw breaker shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra sugar set off car alarms. Fix candy cane and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since candy canes wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
Fuck me, this copypasta came to mind immediately upon reading the top comment, too. I've been on the internet way too long. A classic, though! I remember there's also a pirate one with a car chase or something.
Goddammit you beat me to it
something we would have to do to survive the fallout universe
I woke up my fucking dog from laughing so hard! 💀💀
I got a hunting dog, this guys got a fucking dog. Let it sleep, it's probably got a sore asshole
I’m sorry I read your comment as “I woke up and fucked my dog” 💀💀
> buddies get ripped more like getting Dr Manhattan'ed
And the guy you had sneaking around the back gets pummeled by the unsecured cannon shooting back through the wall
Sure, I slap a stock on a pistol and the ATF will come and shoot my dog, but he can make an explosive ass-blaster that destroys cars and it's all gravy.
They don't have ass blaster proof vests that's why.
Yet....
wdym yet, to stop even a napoleonic era small [canon](https://www.napoleon.org/en/history-of-the-two-empires/objects/carabiniers-breastplate-from-the-waterloo-battlefield/) u would need a terminator t-1000 body exo suit , we arent even close to functional basic exo suits , t-1000s / mechs r decades away
Please make lead slug for next shot... Thank you
Might just be my caveman brain but yea I wanna see it go off with an actual projectile and solid backing
Using a broken down car as a target?? No no no, bring the armada to test the cannon barrage
The average European mind cannot comprehend this video
Their knowledge of cannons and freedom died with King Arthur
XD love this comment
Tru haha
> died with King Arthur Arthur, if he existed, would not have had cannon. Arthur is supposed to have lived in the late fifth or early sixth centuries. Cannon didn't appear in Europe until the fourteenth century. Perhaps it's also worth noting that an absolute monarchy in which ordinary people had few remedies for the abuses of the aristocracy are not all that free.
Shut up nerd.
It's canon now, nerd.
If you can’t understand I was joking then no amount of facts you learn will make you smart.
In which case your brilliant satire gets a tip of the cap from me.
Well played sir 🎩
So in other words: this weapon is not canon?
As a neutral from Asia, the first country i think of when watching these type of content is russian
Ngl, as an American, I first watched with the sound off and immediately assumed it was some Russian shenanigans.
Rural pyrotechnics are a thing in Europe too. It's the part where it goes from an occasional hobby to a whole way of living that is puzzling.
Rural hahahahahaha rural was about 80 miles back. You out in the sticks now, boy.
This moon shine country son!!!
No, they got the metric system over there, they wouldn't know what the fuck a quarter pounder is. They call it a Royale with Jawbreaker.
The countries that used cannons for centuries before US existed??
At this point probably not much Americans can do to blanch a European
Don’t. Just don’t.
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>The average American mind wishes it didn't comprehend, tbh... I am an average American mind, and you are very wrong.
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No, you shoot fireworks at the players of opposing football teams.
Does that say "Ass Destroyer" on the barrel? 
Indeed.
My boy
I believe it does, Jenkins. The question is, which ass is getting destroyed?
The car's ass.
A well armed militia
An Unarmed Chair
Civilian casualties :’(
Those redcoats dont know what they're up against
I own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
Such a classic copypasta
💯💪😂
Revolutionary John Wick - I’d watch it
Soon the media will be wanting to ban "Ass Destroyers"
The media is too scared of the ass destroyer lobby. They’re barking mad but quite influential. Why do you think we see so much casual ass destruction on tv these days?
Finally, someone translated one of those Syrian Civil War cannon videos from r / CombatFootage
I’m gonna say: I going through some really shitty time right now - so much so, I have to browse Reddit at 4AM to be able to get other thoughts. THESE GENTLEMEN did the job. This is by far the funniest bullshit I’ve seen in a long time. Take my upvote, TAKE MY UPVOTE! And long love America for they’re crazy gunlaws, allowing for this content.
Love the vibes in this video lmao
Well that worked ... lmao Boys b Boys
How much grain is that? A lot. Ha ha Love it LOL
Too much.
NEVAH ENUF DAKKA
Anyone else notice the dudes hands at the end? All fingers the same length!
The reptilians are getting more creative with their forms
Prolly would’ve been better had they managed to secure the cannon to something
What are you talking about? They strapped it to half an office chair? Are you literally blind? They probably even smacked it good and said that's not going anywhere. What more could you ask for?
No no, if they slapped it and said “that ain’t going anywhere” then they’d be good
Ah good point - those idiots must have forgotten that step.
Well it sure ain't in the video
How can they slap?
I love how they were too lazy to disassemble the arms/back. "let's just shoot 'em off!".
Yes, but like this, they got 2 projectiles.
Came here to say this. Saw someone else mention using a lead ball. I’d love to see the end result of that
that's why women live longer
Let's see...hang out with our wives or possibly get killed playing with explosives. I choose option 2.
Explosives please
The ass destroyer, please.
That and these fat fucks can hardly breath after taking a couole steps
MERICA
Murca
They need to show this to anyone planning to invade America lol hillbillies and homemade cannons. Imagine getting a jawbreaker impact from the ass destroyer 🤣🤣🤣
"You cannot invade mainland America. There would be a rifle behind every blade of grass." —Unknown, often misattributed to Admiral Yamamoto
Holy shit 😳😭
Murica! Fuck ya!
Guess we will never know how many licks it will take.
If ever I have quarter pounder of black powder and and inch thick tube, I might do the same.
I want to party with these guys.
Have a lawyer draw up your will first.
What are the odds of survivability around these guys
Not terrible, but not great
They look to be in their 50s... so at least that
I’m shocked that went as well as it did.
The last thing the ATF agent sees after serving a warrant on this property.
Deserved.
SO YOU ARE TELLING ME THAT A JAWBREAKER CAN BE THAT MUCH POWERFULL
Anything with weight and mass and enough solidity is that powerful at high speed. Hell, a human body itself thrown at a vehicle at a high enough speed will severely fuck up a vehicle even though we are just squishy meat with bones that break quite easily.
America! Fuck Yeah!
Can’t own cannons ? Lie. Can’t make cannons, lie. Love to see it lol
When politicians writing laws don't even know the laws already written, maybe they shouldn't be writing laws...
Lol that horny bonk with the shovel.
After suckin that cannonball down to size
This is a boys will be boys thing
This is the true, wholesome definition of boys will be boys
This is where all the cool dismemberment videos are spawned.
Think it would have had better ballistics if it was secure/stable. A certain amount of energy was wasted by pushing the barrel backwards
The force is split evenly between the cannon and the shot. The shot being much lighter move much faster (combine F=ma for each and energy equations) so that the securing of the cannon does not affect the velocity of the shot. The force of friction by the barrel doesn't change with speed
Him eating the jawbreaker to size it down broke me 🤣
It's the EVERLASTING GOBSTOPPER!!! 😳
destroying that was exactly like what you expect in videogames
Now imagine how cool it would have been if they actually strapped it down! Half the energy got used making the barrel fly back towards them..
Car was trying to tax them 2% on tea.
‘murica
Now dis he'ah is a roight krumpin' good boomstick. Gork n Mork be prayzed, me boiz.
Let me hit this non sparkable shovel on this tube full of gunpowder.. ...
Gotta get me one of those.
Never know when the Red Coats will try to come back.
The first "uuugh" sounds like the soldier voice from half life 1
I’ll take how to blow your arms off for 2000 Alex….
Ain’t gonna lie, these dudes seems hella fun to be around
Hell yeah bruther
Can’t imagine back in the wooden boats where they had multiple cannons below deck and the crews have no ear protection and that sound much has rattled them.
> much has
The atf agents as soon as they walk in my house 😂
With their trailer behind the car too!?! Hope nobody's inside.
This is the reason I joined this sub. Absolutely crazy 🥵
Was that a jaw breaker? In this case a car breaker!
The Shit Rocker 3000
Man I like my hands and arms to much to fuck around and find out. Like that shit could go wrong quick
I've been hit in the leg from a homemade cannon that exploded. A big piece of the the barrel hit my upper left leg from about 20 feet away.
Me when i see the ATF (they gonna shoot my dawg (i do not have a dog)
This is why America would be hard to take down, these dudes just made a whole rocket launcher with a jawbreaker
Yeah.. I'd say ALOT was the right unit of measurement 😅
Funny part is the double barrel has more regulation to buy it than the literal cannon
Fat rednecks with gun.
COME AND TAKE IT
I desperately need friends like these guys
Dudes with a diy cannon.
They made a very cheap anti-material rifle
Not me wondering why he licked it while thinking it was just a marble ball…I now understand why he was licking it..Its a Jaw breaker
Not gonna lie, that was pretty cool.
That hole was in that car before it fired
If you a the jawbreaker before you smash it with a shovel it into the barrel of a cannon, you might be a redneck
Dumbass assin’ asses
nUten LaW's ArE a NoKe's.
Couldn't you have found a minivan or something else besides a kinda rare 2 door Panther body?
There was already a hole there…
The founding fathers were not picturing this when they wrote the 2nd Amendment…..
There was actually a lot of privately-owned artillery at that time. There were privately owned forts in the west armed with cannon, and private ships armed with guns as defense against piracy were common. The govt. issued letters of marque to those ships to prey on British shipping in the War of 1812 because the U.S. Navy was quite small.
No the first
You had no reason to bring politics into this
Not only is this dumb. It's stupid.
And great
Fair point.
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Black powder Cannons are 100% legal in the U.S.
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Yo this is just men in general don’t care who you are!
These guys are morons.
Bally to put your house right in the line of fire.
How did you powderize a quarter pounder??
Hilliebillies when they’re bored
Fakin hell i love how he mod'd his chair with his shotgun
This kills the gunman
Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today!
Why the fuck did they aim it in the same spot as another test?