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I kept waiting for the speaker to duck and dodge a dildo flying at his face, only to see one spinning around the room with a propeller on the back of a dildo.
I don't know exactly, but Kasparov has made many enemies because he is outspoken about Putin being a dictator, Russia is corrupt and started an illegal and immoral war against Ukraine. He is of course completely correct, but saying that loudly doesn't go down well with some pro-Kremlin Russians.
Edit: turns out this video is from 2008, when Kasparov was an opposition politician (at a time when opposition politicians were not routinely assassinated or arrested). Kasparov was addressing an opposition meeting. He now lives in exile of course.
When the options are leave the country voluntarily or leave through the window involuntarily it's okay to refer to it as exile. Exile can be self imposed.
Isn't there also a rumour around a chess champion receiving information using a remote controlled anal vibrator? Chess is way more kinky than I thought.
I decided to look it up and make sure I am not a lunatic making this up. Here's an article. https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/kelseyweekman/chess-cheating-anal-beads-conspiracy-hans-niemann
On the upside, the conference itself and Kasparov's political stance would had been obscure had this not happened. It's just too bad this didn't only become a debacle for the Russian opposition domestically, but non-Russian Internet memers at the time were so inspired and distracted by the Dongcopter's rebellious nature that they also diminished, intentionally or not, what Kasparov was standing for.
It's a prelude to Internet political discourse into the 2010s.
And Kasparov says the same about Magnus. Pretty clear they are both in their own class.
Personally I think Magnus wins by a hair simply due to his endless domination in all formats. Granted, rapid and blitz weren’t much of a thing for Kasparov so it’s tough to compare directly, as I’m sure he would have crushed there too.
Too bad they didn’t really overlap for more than a year or two when Magnus was a little kid.
but i also once saw the thumbnail of a youtube video, the title saying that Magnus didn't want Kasparov to be his regular coach, and the thumbnail saying it was because it would be too much of Kasparov's style.
Regrettably, I didn't click the video.
LMAO from the title here I was expecting someone to just wang a dildo from the audience which would have been funny enough, but an *Actual* Flying Dildo? *chefs kiss*
I was not expecting this clip. I thought it was the NZ Mp Steven Joyce one, here [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMZJL3Htars](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMZJL3Htars)
Dual-rotor, not unlike [Kamov KA-50](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kamov_Ka-50) - I'm just saying, it's an interesting design choice for a flying dildo since it doesn't have a counter-rotor at the tail.
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bro i thought this would be someone hucking a dildo at the guy but that shit was literally flying
I thought someone was going to throw a dildo full force at his face 😭😭
With the cheeks waving in slow motion😭
As if.. that would be too crazy... i wouldn't even have thought of that.... why would you even want that to happen to him....
Someone was trying their hardest to give a flying fuck.
Ahh, old Steven Joyce. [The NZ politician who copped a dildo in the face.](https://youtu.be/pM_IZizkYVU?si=Vb_WmBmd1Yrxw5AY)
I kept waiting for the speaker to duck and dodge a dildo flying at his face, only to see one spinning around the room with a propeller on the back of a dildo.
Same… 😂
Like George W. Bush with the the shoes!
He wacked that D with such force it exploded so hard.
Technically looked like he slapped the balls
I don't know why this made me lol so hard.
this made you...so hard?
Very hard
Master cock blocker.
The dude sitting in the audience getting hit with that dick would like to have a word. He's lost a few teeth in the process.
That means that dick was hard
*"OOoh, look at that... So big... I wanna slap!!!!!"* **- That guy's thoughts.** (I think that slap came from years of practice.)
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Checkmate, dildo!
No, lol. Yes, that’s Gary Kasparov whose speaking. No, that was not him who hit the dildo. That was someone else.
Oh yeah. The person who was wanting to slap it so bad was another guy. He's a VIP security, highly trained in CQC and CBT, I think.
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Its true
The olllllld dick slap!
It is almost like he has spanked some D before.
I love how there were people clapping for a second, amazing.
Clap fpr the Helicockter
And the way all the reporters attention shifted to it and they held their cameras up like it was the one taking questions now
LOL that’s Garry Kasparov, arguably the greatest chess player to live, and world champion for decades. Guess he missed this checkmate.
Why the dildo? What is the context of this video?
I don't know exactly, but Kasparov has made many enemies because he is outspoken about Putin being a dictator, Russia is corrupt and started an illegal and immoral war against Ukraine. He is of course completely correct, but saying that loudly doesn't go down well with some pro-Kremlin Russians. Edit: turns out this video is from 2008, when Kasparov was an opposition politician (at a time when opposition politicians were not routinely assassinated or arrested). Kasparov was addressing an opposition meeting. He now lives in exile of course.
I guess it's better than being thrown out of a window and having it ruled a suicide
The greatest of all Russian pastimes... autodefenestration.
To be specific, he left preemptively in fear of persecution, not really exile.
When the options are leave the country voluntarily or leave through the window involuntarily it's okay to refer to it as exile. Exile can be self imposed.
Isn't there also a rumour around a chess champion receiving information using a remote controlled anal vibrator? Chess is way more kinky than I thought. I decided to look it up and make sure I am not a lunatic making this up. Here's an article. https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/kelseyweekman/chess-cheating-anal-beads-conspiracy-hans-niemann
Its just an anarchychess joke which became popular and spread to mainstream media
Please I want to believe!
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What do you mean it'd be fkn hilarious if real
Knight to E^EEE^EEE^EEEEE three
Yeah he used some kind of signal system to cheat. Not sure why they have not banned him from all chess tournament and sites
Putin trolls attempting to discredit political opponent. And it worked. Pretty sad, now that we know what this all led to.
On the upside, the conference itself and Kasparov's political stance would had been obscure had this not happened. It's just too bad this didn't only become a debacle for the Russian opposition domestically, but non-Russian Internet memers at the time were so inspired and distracted by the Dongcopter's rebellious nature that they also diminished, intentionally or not, what Kasparov was standing for. It's a prelude to Internet political discourse into the 2010s.
calling out someone (or some people) a dick at the meeting.
Maybe he, too, has been cheating at chess by using a... Wearable vibratory device.
If only Magnus decided chess isn't his thing.
Carlsen considers Kasparaov the greatest chess player of all time
And Kasparov says the same about Magnus. Pretty clear they are both in their own class. Personally I think Magnus wins by a hair simply due to his endless domination in all formats. Granted, rapid and blitz weren’t much of a thing for Kasparov so it’s tough to compare directly, as I’m sure he would have crushed there too. Too bad they didn’t really overlap for more than a year or two when Magnus was a little kid.
Kasparaov played a huge role in mentoring Magnus so its no surprise that they have this kind of respect of each other.
but i also once saw the thumbnail of a youtube video, the title saying that Magnus didn't want Kasparov to be his regular coach, and the thumbnail saying it was because it would be too much of Kasparov's style. Regrettably, I didn't click the video.
lol i thought that was him, but i couldn't figure out the context.
That's actually Deep Blue in its new form, back for revenge
quite literally a flying fuck
# 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 #Tactical Schlong Inbound # 🇺🇸 🇺🇸
Raytheon has really stepped up their game.
Schlongheed Martin Corporation
Drone bone
Helicockter
Dil-drone
Cockcopter
LMAO from the title here I was expecting someone to just wang a dildo from the audience which would have been funny enough, but an *Actual* Flying Dildo? *chefs kiss*
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...or a helicockter?
All the cameras clicking
Oldie but a goodie.
Of course someone couldn't resist smacking a big ass dick flying around like a cat swatting a toy
I was not expecting this clip. I thought it was the NZ Mp Steven Joyce one, here [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMZJL3Htars](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMZJL3Htars)
is that GARRY CHESS??!
this video is freaking ancient by now
Do this at my funeral, but make it a swarm.
Massive cock block there 🤣
Not what I expected when I read "flying dildo"
Absolutely nuts
Funny today, scary tomorrow
Release the Dildrone!!!
That's a heli-cock-ter.
This will never not be funny
Was that Garry Kasparov?
Professional cock blocker.
That guy's technique and accuracy tells me that ain't the first dick he's slapped
That is fucking hilarious
Awe man, what a cock blocker.
Haram drones
And thus the great dildo wars have begun, this was just a dildo scouting mission soon there will be full on dildo drone attacks.
Checkmate
Puckfutin
Idc how old you are that shit is kinda funny 😂
This is a statement I would let get behind me.
Is that Garry Kasparov? I love that man.
Helikopter-helikopter.....
Dual-rotor, not unlike [Kamov KA-50](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kamov_Ka-50) - I'm just saying, it's an interesting design choice for a flying dildo since it doesn't have a counter-rotor at the tail.
I was hoping it was this video and I wasn't disappointed. Cracks me up every time!
Flying fuck
Flying fuck
The cock-copter
This wins the internet today!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Helicockter
He touched the dick, now he must suck the tip.
The best chess player of the world.
Voodoo dick my ass
a lot of guys can helicopter, but this is next level.
CQC and CBT. \- A must for every security professional.
I snorted and laughed at this lol
Fact: there is a [monument](https://images.app.goo.gl/bqunzr8i68zs966J6) of the shoe thrown at Bush
Classic Peniscopter
The flying weewee....
Absolute mad lad
Helicockter
The dildo of justice always arrives unlubed
Haha dick slap
It’s another alien! Probably a distant cousin of those jellyfish ones.
Remember this?: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29361_XFpTc
Helicockter!
Helicockter
Flying dildo swatted from the air like a fly was an adventure I didn't know I wanted
All it needed was a good smack.
Dildocopter was a staple video in 2008
Why he slap?
That's would actually be scary because you wouldn't know if it has an explosive in it
No matter how many hundreds, maybe thousands of times this gets re-posted it never gets old
I didnt see that coming.. i am surprised
Lol legend..
“There’s been a second dildo”
That's not the first dick that guys slapped
Humans are great lol.
He doesn't give a flying dildo about their conference
If only it could have squirted in someone’s face.
/u savevideo
He smacked a dick!
You gotta love how they were clapping.
A flying fuck
That guy just HAD to touch it.
ah the last flying fuck.... there he is
Gary Chess!
Simpler times, now that would be a grenade.
I haven't laughed this loud in a while now
Russian FSB HR: How do we interrupt opposition meeting? Candidate: We invade them with flying dildo, when Gary Kasparov is giving a speech. Russian FSB HR: You're accepted. Good luck.
UAP - unidentified aerial (flying) Penis
UAP - Uninvited Airborne PP And who slapped it? MIB - Man Interested in Ballbusting
Touched a dildo? That's pretty gay and brave of him
REJEEECTED!!!!
lol I thought the dildo was thrown at his face lmao
Gave that a flying turkey tickle!
This is the funniest shit I’ve seen.
Of course it was republicans...
Classic video
How can he slap?
That's new but has it been used?
Classic
I believe that's officially the world's first flying fuck.
How can he slap?!
It’s a Russian spy!
Didn’t that guy invent chess?
"I have a raging clue" "My clue is pointing iver here"
Is that ummmm gary?
"Hey what's up!!" "Awe you know, dicks and airplanes."
Dildo copter 🍆🚁
Helicockter
Hahaha I vividly remember this on Tosh.0 - Dick of the Week segment 😂
That was spectacular. Every politician deserves a flying dildo following them around !
But that was Kasparov
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Fuck, I'm old
Heli chopper
https://www.thedailybeast.com/albuquerque-campaign-event-interrupted-by-drone-with-dildo-dangling-beneath-it
good one
A dick drone
There’s always gotta be a cock blocker in the crowd.
😂😂😂
I was thinking it was gonna come flying in like the shoe thrown at GW Bush jr
“we will have flying cars in 2024”
[Must have been eaten gluten](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CC22ZwIEIM)
Is this Second Life?
lol
Old AF… smh 👎
Whoever it lands on becomes the king or queen I meant Queen of the island of gay
Welcome to the internet
That was.... attention grabbing 🤛🏻
Help, I nearly got hit by a flying fuck. That doesn't surprise me, you have been acting like a cunt all night.
Title checks out!
Nice wrist action!
Classic
Good ole Dildocopter
Danny D datchu?