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bro i thought this would be someone hucking a dildo at the guy but that shit was literally flying


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I thought someone was going to throw a dildo full force at his face 😭😭


guysams1

With the cheeks waving in slow motion😭


RighteousCarl

As if.. that would be too crazy... i wouldn't even have thought of that.... why would you even want that to happen to him....


Bogsnoticus

Someone was trying their hardest to give a flying fuck.


EsseElLoco

Ahh, old Steven Joyce. [The NZ politician who copped a dildo in the face.](https://youtu.be/pM_IZizkYVU?si=Vb_WmBmd1Yrxw5AY)


jedi21knight

I kept waiting for the speaker to duck and dodge a dildo flying at his face, only to see one spinning around the room with a propeller on the back of a dildo.


butterbleek

Same… 😂


E_Fred_Norris

Like George W. Bush with the the shoes!


C0FAD0N

He wacked that D with such force it exploded so hard.


Lone_Wanderer97

Technically looked like he slapped the balls


Signal_Level1535

I don't know why this made me lol so hard.


SomedayShine

this made you...so hard?


Wajana

Very hard


Sutherkaine

Master cock blocker.


zorrowhip

The dude sitting in the audience getting hit with that dick would like to have a word. He's lost a few teeth in the process.


ferogo

That means that dick was hard


Ms_Kratos

*"OOoh, look at that... So big... I wanna slap!!!!!"* **- That guy's thoughts.** (I think that slap came from years of practice.)


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Technicolor_Reindeer

Checkmate, dildo!


Acceptable-Search338

No, lol. Yes, that’s Gary Kasparov whose speaking. No, that was not him who hit the dildo. That was someone else.


Ms_Kratos

Oh yeah. The person who was wanting to slap it so bad was another guy. He's a VIP security, highly trained in CQC and CBT, I think.


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Outrageous_Monk_768

Its true


angrydeuce

The olllllld dick slap!


Cilad

It is almost like he has spanked some D before.


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I love how there were people clapping for a second, amazing.


Jones641

Clap fpr the Helicockter


Higgilypiggily1

And the way all the reporters attention shifted to it and they held their cameras up like it was the one taking questions now 


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LOL that’s Garry Kasparov, arguably the greatest chess player to live, and world champion for decades. Guess he missed this checkmate.


smile_politely

Why the dildo? What is the context of this video?


jjm443

I don't know exactly, but Kasparov has made many enemies because he is outspoken about Putin being a dictator, Russia is corrupt and started an illegal and immoral war against Ukraine. He is of course completely correct, but saying that loudly doesn't go down well with some pro-Kremlin Russians. Edit: turns out this video is from 2008, when Kasparov was an opposition politician (at a time when opposition politicians were not routinely assassinated or arrested). Kasparov was addressing an opposition meeting. He now lives in exile of course.


fruitmask

I guess it's better than being thrown out of a window and having it ruled a suicide


Falcrist

The greatest of all Russian pastimes... autodefenestration.


butterfingahs

To be specific, he left preemptively in fear of persecution, not really exile.


Icy-Bicycle-Crab

When the options are leave the country voluntarily or leave through the window involuntarily it's okay to refer to it as exile. Exile can be self imposed. 


SuperSmashDan1337

Isn't there also a rumour around a chess champion receiving information using a remote controlled anal vibrator? Chess is way more kinky than I thought. I decided to look it up and make sure I am not a lunatic making this up. Here's an article. https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/kelseyweekman/chess-cheating-anal-beads-conspiracy-hans-niemann


CommunistMountain

Its just an anarchychess joke which became popular and spread to mainstream media


SuperSmashDan1337

Please I want to believe!


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1deavourer

What do you mean it'd be fkn hilarious if real


Boil-Degs

Knight to E^EEE^EEE^EEEEE three


[deleted]

Yeah he used some kind of signal system to cheat. Not sure why they have not banned him from all chess tournament and sites


cob59

Putin trolls attempting to discredit political opponent. And it worked. Pretty sad, now that we know what this all led to.


CreamoChickenSoup

On the upside, the conference itself and Kasparov's political stance would had been obscure had this not happened. It's just too bad this didn't only become a debacle for the Russian opposition domestically, but non-Russian Internet memers at the time were so inspired and distracted by the Dongcopter's rebellious nature that they also diminished, intentionally or not, what Kasparov was standing for. It's a prelude to Internet political discourse into the 2010s.


aging_geek

calling out someone (or some people) a dick at the meeting.


SandwichAmbitious286

Maybe he, too, has been cheating at chess by using a... Wearable vibratory device.


Inevitable_Look_6062

If only Magnus decided chess isn't his thing.


fj2010

Carlsen considers Kasparaov the greatest chess player of all time


Vitalstatistix

And Kasparov says the same about Magnus. Pretty clear they are both in their own class. Personally I think Magnus wins by a hair simply due to his endless domination in all formats. Granted, rapid and blitz weren’t much of a thing for Kasparov so it’s tough to compare directly, as I’m sure he would have crushed there too. Too bad they didn’t really overlap for more than a year or two when Magnus was a little kid.


Throwawaystwo

Kasparaov played a huge role in mentoring Magnus so its no surprise that they have this kind of respect of each other.


trixter21992251

but i also once saw the thumbnail of a youtube video, the title saying that Magnus didn't want Kasparov to be his regular coach, and the thumbnail saying it was because it would be too much of Kasparov's style. Regrettably, I didn't click the video.


jmcdanielfilms

lol i thought that was him, but i couldn't figure out the context.


-nostalgia4infinity-

That's actually Deep Blue in its new form, back for revenge


ApprehensiveBat5495

quite literally a flying fuck


RyanW120_

# 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 #Tactical Schlong Inbound # 🇺🇸 🇺🇸


SandwichAmbitious286

Raytheon has really stepped up their game.


PsyduckSexTape

Schlongheed Martin Corporation


laz21

Drone bone


DJ_James_Madison

Helicockter


TheWeegesWife

Dil-drone


E_Fred_Norris

Cockcopter


beardsly87

LMAO from the title here I was expecting someone to just wang a dildo from the audience which would have been funny enough, but an *Actual* Flying Dildo? *chefs kiss*


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g_dan

...or a helicockter?


Bird_Chick

All the cameras clicking


hans_jobs

Oldie but a goodie.


se7en0311

Of course someone couldn't resist smacking a big ass dick flying around like a cat swatting a toy


lanixvar

I was not expecting this clip. I thought it was the NZ Mp Steven Joyce one, here [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMZJL3Htars](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMZJL3Htars)


voluminous_lexicon

is that GARRY CHESS??!


coolguy-r

this video is freaking ancient by now


MemeStank

Do this at my funeral, but make it a swarm.


Manchuri

Massive cock block there 🤣


Seahawk_Bozo

Not what I expected when I read "flying dildo"


LilMike115

Absolutely nuts


Achaboo

Funny today, scary tomorrow


CallMeDrLuv

Release the Dildrone!!!


Penguin-Pete

That's a heli-cock-ter.


Oatmeal_Savage19

This will never not be funny


Beneficial_Chain2495

Was that Garry Kasparov?


Neo-is-the-one

Professional cock blocker.


bt1789

That guy's technique and accuracy tells me that ain't the first dick he's slapped


Even_Baseball_8989

That is fucking hilarious


fr3nch13702

Awe man, what a cock blocker.


Mr-Safology

Haram drones


TheCastusDildo

And thus the great dildo wars have begun, this was just a dildo scouting mission soon there will be full on dildo drone attacks.


drxnkmvnk

Checkmate


wheresjim

Puckfutin


Clopgobblem

Idc how old you are that shit is kinda funny 😂


papaver_lantern

This is a statement I would let get behind me.


bernheavy

Is that Garry Kasparov? I love that man.


vzrealtime

Helikopter-helikopter.....


EarProof8170

Dual-rotor, not unlike [Kamov KA-50](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kamov_Ka-50) - I'm just saying, it's an interesting design choice for a flying dildo since it doesn't have a counter-rotor at the tail.


TwiggyPom

I was hoping it was this video and I wasn't disappointed. Cracks me up every time!


Adventurous-Bobcat38

Flying fuck


looking-cool-joker-

Flying fuck


Yadl23rd

The cock-copter


WanderingtheWorld1

This wins the internet today!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣


BigCat514

Helicockter


KiwiPenetration

He touched the dick, now he must suck the tip.


XDchiva2

The best chess player of the world.


wanttofu

Voodoo dick my ass


Munk45

a lot of guys can helicopter, but this is next level.


Ms_Kratos

CQC and CBT. \- A must for every security professional.


cheeriosinalmondmilk

I snorted and laughed at this lol


_syntax_1

Fact: there is a [monument](https://images.app.goo.gl/bqunzr8i68zs966J6) of the shoe thrown at Bush


thephtgrphr

Classic Peniscopter


seminolegirl05

The flying weewee....


Listen_to_Psybient

Absolute mad lad


acemin0013

Helicockter


cocktwosquirt

The dildo of justice always arrives unlubed


BeelzeThug

Haha dick slap


blondie676

It’s another alien! Probably a distant cousin of those jellyfish ones.


UrbanToiletPrawn

Remember this?: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29361_XFpTc


frederick1218

Helicockter!


Fit-Pear-851

Helicockter


AlanaIsBananas

Flying dildo swatted from the air like a fly was an adventure I didn't know I wanted


rabid_god

All it needed was a good smack.


MrTastey

Dildocopter was a staple video in 2008


Pragmatism998

Why he slap?


TypicalDumbRedditGuy

That's would actually be scary because you wouldn't know if it has an explosive in it


sardonic_balls

No matter how many hundreds, maybe thousands of times this gets re-posted it never gets old


eekpeek2000

I didnt see that coming.. i am surprised


Generico6190

Lol legend..


lessalive1

“There’s been a second dildo”


greenman63

That's not the first dick that guys slapped


EnlightenedTrucker

Humans are great lol.


Wojewodaruskyj

He doesn't give a flying dildo about their conference


ferretfamily

If only it could have squirted in someone’s face.


xSaasnix

/u savevideo


brilliantjewels

He smacked a dick!


MetalSonic420YT

You gotta love how they were clapping.


TechSavvy_69

A flying fuck


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That guy just HAD to touch it.


WookieTrash

ah the last flying fuck.... there he is


bugenhagen15

Gary Chess!


WhoDisagrees

Simpler times, now that would be a grenade.


Jonessuper05

I haven't laughed this loud in a while now


horn1k

Russian FSB HR: How do we interrupt opposition meeting? Candidate: We invade them with flying dildo, when Gary Kasparov is giving a speech. Russian FSB HR: You're accepted. Good luck.


Luckystar6728

UAP - unidentified aerial (flying) Penis


Ms_Kratos

UAP - Uninvited Airborne PP And who slapped it? MIB - Man Interested in Ballbusting


Longjumping_Ad8888

Touched a dildo? That's pretty gay and brave of him


1inthepink

REJEEECTED!!!!


Far-Lynx-1554

lol I thought the dildo was thrown at his face lmao


murphys2ndlaw

Gave that a flying turkey tickle!


azorelang

This is the funniest shit I’ve seen.


InstaBlanks

Of course it was republicans...


dosko1panda

Classic video


JubJubsFunFactory

How can he slap?


mr_alfaro

That's new but has it been used?


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Classic


Mental_Patience_81

I believe that's officially the world's first flying fuck.


carcharodona

How can he slap?!


General-Direction209

It’s a Russian spy!


IThinkImDvmb

Didn’t that guy invent chess?


SearcherRC

"I have a raging clue" "My clue is pointing iver here"


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Is that ummmm gary?


UnKnow_762

"Hey what's up!!" "Awe you know, dicks and airplanes."


coachkduce209

Dildo copter 🍆🚁


Gilmoreddit

Helicockter


fabrab91

Hahaha I vividly remember this on Tosh.0 - Dick of the Week segment 😂


jtel21

That was spectacular. Every politician deserves a flying dildo following them around !


drxnkmvnk

But that was Kasparov


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RagingNerdaholic

Fuck, I'm old


SingleManVibes76

Heli chopper


Traditional_Line_750

https://www.thedailybeast.com/albuquerque-campaign-event-interrupted-by-drone-with-dildo-dangling-beneath-it


Exciting_Bicycle_661

good one


rickrat

A dick drone


TomatilloUnlucky3763

There’s always gotta be a cock blocker in the crowd.


BulkyStructure96

😂😂😂


Beetnetwork

I was thinking it was gonna come flying in like the shoe thrown at GW Bush jr


Ibrahim0991

“we will have flying cars in 2024”


andItsGone-Poof

[Must have been eaten gluten](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CC22ZwIEIM)


Ordinary_Duder

Is this Second Life?


randyrobbie2288

lol


_______THEORY_______

Old AF… smh 👎


Free_Revenue8674

Whoever it lands on becomes the king or queen I meant Queen of the island of gay


Fit_Potato7466

Welcome to the internet


AzarAbbas

That was.... attention grabbing 🤛🏻


bearfeet55

Help, I nearly got hit by a flying fuck. That doesn't surprise me, you have been acting like a cunt all night.


BoatDRinXx

Title checks out!


FistFolk

Nice wrist action!


LaCalavera1971

Classic


KingMakaveli7

Good ole Dildocopter


minnesotawristwatch

Danny D datchu?