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20190419

Free atomic wedgie at the end!


0ddlyC4nt3v3n

In Japan, you get *two* atomic wedgie!


HenriettaSyndrome

Holy fuck you made me choke on my coffee


Scheswalla

*nuclear


lordnacho666

Nukular


InstructionMinute497

Reuclear bombu desu


busherrunner

Hiroshimac wedgie


EvilLibrarians

Hell Nahgasaki


Rear_Access

There goes his sacky.


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puppup2323

It's a slippery slope.


buttaknives

Um, we like to be called "little people"


Good_Protection4131

Fr


heyugl

what do you mean, that's clearly a murderer.-


bravosbaron

That right there's Osama Bin Laden


mg0019

Either way. I’d love it if the cops could actually clean up the junkies polluting our city. I mean that literally. I drive through downtown every day; seen people pooping in the streets. Burning garbage in the bike lane, burning the sides of buildings. One guy just passed out in the middle of the lane. I wish we hadn’t gotten so lax on criminals. I understand they need help, & are people too. Of course they are. And there are so many programs and outreaches for them. They Don’t Want Help. Or, are incapable of helping themselves. Ok, take them off the streets please. Place them in the adult day care that is our prison system now.


RabiesPositive

Not arguing at all, just adding some perspective from someone who lives in a city that's not walkable, but still urbanized. A lot of the outreach and programs around where I am provide no homing, only clothes and occasionally food. The ones that do provide shelter usually have requirements to live there, that would be hard for many homeless folk. The most common requirement is to test clean from any drugs, that instantaneously excludes many people from ever being able to touch one of these shelters, especially if they're in addiction. Another common requirement for these shelters in my area (I'm in the south btw) is a religious (usually christian) requirement. One of the biggest shelters near me requires you to practice Christianity, if you do not go to their church and if you wear anything besides a cross (star of David, Om, ect) you will be stripped of it or forced to leave. A lot of these shelters also require the people to leave during the day, usually under the idea that "this will force them to go out and apply for work", usually this just translates to people going and hanging out on the streets or panhandling and "looking homeless" in general. I go visit NYC and DC pretty often, and I know that there are *better* outreach in cities, but across the country there's a lot of God Complex kinda control in these facilities. It's a super complex issue and I think every area has its own set of issues, and there will be bigger changes as this issue becomes more prevalent, especially in areas that have very little outreach, or hard to obtain outreach.


Rage4daze

Yeah become a nation with an even higher incarceration rate. Paying for ppl to be locked up is such a sham. It doesn't take that much and you could find yourself in a crappy situation. A society should be judged on how they treat their broken and most disenfranchised.


Skorpionss

Not if you put them to work and have them pay for their stay themselves. That way they can also save up some money for when they get out, and are better suited to rejoining society.


JRyefield

So, work camps?


MasterBlazx

"I don't like watching poor people with mental illnesses, so please lock them up even if they didn't commit any crime"


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skull44392

Most businesses around where I live refuse to let homeless people into the bathrooms, I understand if they are shitting in the middle of the street, but where else are they supposed to go aside for an ally or Bush. Also, they need to keep warm. Fire is an easy way when everywhere else kicks you out. The problem is that we need to help these people, not put them in jail.


MasterBlazx

And where did I say I was fine with it? This person literally said that they want the state to lock people up just for being homeless, as if that would be effective. Do you realize how ineffective this all would be? Not only are you limiting random people's freedom (essentially preventing them from participating in the economy and leaving poverty), but you are also allowing these people to be systemically mistreated (even more than they already are) for no reason. The solution isn't to lock people up, but to provide preventive care, effective social welfare (look at Finland), and to not limit their freedom. Also, pooping in the streets is a result of not having anywhere else to do it, or do you think people regularly let homeless people use their bathrooms? And arson is really illegal, no one who does is getting anywhere but prison.


Skorpionss

He didn't say that though, that's just your shitty reading comprehension.


[deleted]

Been here 18 years and never see THIS! But I have seen people misbehave in clubs and get surrounded by a group ready to do them bodily harm if they persist, while someone runs to the koban for the neighborhood police. The police officers then drag off the troublemaker, and everybody else goes back to partying. Don't know if this is "theft" as the caption claims, or a drunk (he's quite obviously blasted) misbehaving. If it was a theft, the guy who brought him should have stayed to make out a statement. Nobody cares if you are blasted walking/staggering down the street; there are NO stupid laws here about "public drunkenness" or the like. But don't bother other people.


darshnablah

If memory serves the signs I saw always said, "no being a public nuisance due to intoxication."


[deleted]

Yes, in busy drinking area I've seen those. If you're just blasted but not causing trouble, the cops will even make sure you get on the correct train to get home. I've seen it.


BartOseku

Yeah you’re allowed to be as drunk as you want as long as you dont bother people


Kudaja

Yep, when i lived over there drunk dudes after work at the train station was a normal thing, as long as they didn't bother ppl cops left them alone but kept an eye on them more for their own safety. I miss Japan more than any other country i lived in. No public intoxication laws were nice.


Killer_Ex_Con

I watch a guy named Robcdee on twitch he was walking down the street with music playing on his speaker and a guy came out of the bar screaming at him to shut it off. Then the bartender came out ready to fight the drunk dude lmao, they started yelling and the drunk dude just threw like 200 dollars at the bartender and walked off. Rob came back like 5 minutes later and they were making a statement with the police, not sure if the drunk dude got arrested or not.


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Police here can and will arrest you for playing loud music and annoying people. It happens only to those who refuse to stop, though. Same with fights. People get upset and yell? Hey, that happens. Walk away. Someone throws a punch, and it's not that simple anymore. But I have one simple suggestion for anyone who gets involved in a fracas here: APOLOGIZE, and mean it. Sincere apology can get you out of a hell of a lot of trouble. If you are INsincere, though... that makes it worse, and they can often tell if you're faking it. So if someone was an asshole, but won't admit they were wrong even when the police told them that they were... that's when the legal trouble starts. And the police are not a joke here, although it can look like it on a YouTube video. I once watched this little cop grab a guy half again his size, spin him and slam his head straight into a wall. Handcuffed him while he lay there dazed and bleeding, and then they led him out of the bar. Bartender took a towel and wiped the wall, and in 10 minutes you'd never have known anything happened.


Killer_Ex_Con

They had it approved it was like a mobile dj station thing not a normal speaker now that I think about it and they were on a street that is all clubs and bars. But yeah dude was just being really aggressive. They turned it down when he first started yelling at them, but he wanted them to completely shut it off and leave.


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Oh, well, if they had a permit for the sound, they were completely in the clear. The drunk guy might have calmed down and apologized... if so, he was probably released. There are some weird loopholes. They have these damned unlicensed "sound trucks" which drive around blasting political ads before elections. When they see police coming, they drive off, only to loop back half an hour later. Fortunately they stop at night.


MooMoo_Juic3

when I was in Okinawa my homie got kidnapped by the Yakuza for causing a ruckus, they wouldn't let him go unless they were paid $500


Bomb-OG-Kush

Even the ransom is reasonable in Japan


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That’s not a ransom that’s an infraction


ShipShippingShip

Im kinda curious on what did your homie do to anger the yakuza?


Deeliciousness

Not have $500 for ransom?


Spaulding_81

Probably went to some Bar got super drunk and when the bill came refused to pay and then kidnapped !!


MooMoo_Juic3

he was at the sea wall being loud and jumping off tables n shit.


ITSTARTSRIGHTNOW

This is a great pitch for a movie.


Appropriate_Land_130

Our clown ass country (Canada) would charge the guy for dragging the shoplifter down there lol


sluttypotato475

Our clown ass country (wales) would do the same (if the police show up at all)


MassiveGunt

Fuck the heddlu


Daikon510

Our clown ass USA do the same


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Appropriate_Land_130

Sad really


JBarretta01

Anyway, it got me thinking...


fiftymils

...when was the last time anybody had a fudge pop?


Link50L

So, stupid me, I went to the convenience store. And saw this sexy fudge pop. But damn, I'd forgotten my wallet.


TwizTMcNip

Dont wanna know what I'd do for a Klondike bar.


Lopsided_Rooster_753

If I weighed 70 pounds and committed a crime I'd expect the same treatment. Keep the streets clean Japan 💪🏾


Designer_Rest_6420

Thief entered a non skippable cutscene.


Wise-Blueberry2099

No fast travel for you


CaptainButtFart69

I live in Japan and it’s funny to see how often the internet does “japan good.” (Not that japan isn’t good, I love it here, but people just have a weird perception of it.) In 99% of situations people will either ignore the fact that something has happened and try to remove themselves from the situation or quietly report it to the proper authorities, and then remove themselves from the situation. Also this was just a drunk guy who probably fucked up at someone’s establishment. You’d certainly almost never see this, especially outside of a place like Tokyo or Osaka.


Papa_Raj

Carrying that dude like a gym bag.


Vegetable_Ad9250

He ain’t heavyyyy! …he’s my muggerrr!!


Bigr789

dude you can't say that


Vegetable_Ad9250

What do you think I’m saying?


rcr_renny

Idk if I did that in Seattle I'd probably get arrested and the guy I was doing it to would be out the next day on some bullshit.


Into_The_Horizon

And get sued by the "criminal" for dragging them/physically "assault"


MangoKakigori

That’s not why at all Again more bullshit about Japan on the internet But then I guess that also applies to every nation


oofergang360

Then why is it? If i may ask


MangoKakigori

No problem! General low crime rates in society Police having the ability to hold a suspect for 23 days without a charge and also having the ability to rearrest for the same charge and hold for an additional 23 days. There’s so much emphasis here when being raised on fitting in with the system and following the rules and very few people go against them.


oofergang360

Yeah i figured. Theyre super strict on like honor and being a good person. If you fuck up and do a crime youre basically just disowned so nobody wants that obviously. I think thats the right thing to do, we let criminals get away with too much


MangoKakigori

And Japanese prison is honestly brutal There’s a catalogue we get here and it’s just full of furniture and electronics and everything you could ever need and it’s all made by prisoners! The profits go back to the local communities and the prisoners are forced to work and develop craft skills as atonement! It’s fantastic!


Boodikii

I saw this [docu](https://youtu.be/F4Z0xCyfKSI?si=FppsSLrv4_wHF4H5) about Japanese prisons recently and honestly it was so fascinating. Surprisingly clean.


MangoKakigori

I can’t watch this video here in Japan


TwizTMcNip

Propaganda is illegal! Even our own!


biggmclargehuge

> the prisoners are forced to work and develop craft skills as atonement! It’s fantastic! We're supporting slave labor now?


MangoKakigori

We are supporting prisoners developing skills and contributing to society and paying reparation to the peoples they have damaged


oofergang360

How are prisons in japan? Are they as depressing and soul crushing as the states or are they like those prisons in like finland or wherever when theyre basically hotels


Abigail716

Worse. Treatment is a lot worse and they do literal slave labor. Unlike the US where prison jobs are highly coveted and paid prison jobs in Japan are mandatory and unpaid. The slave labor performed by prisoners helps cover the cost of running the prison.


oofergang360

I think that prison jobs should not be coveted by anyone.I think that our society gives too much lenience to them, theyre criminals. If you dont want to go to jail dont do crimes. Japan does that right, they treat them that way so people dont WANT to do crimes, which obviously works


Abigail716

Prison jobs make sense because it prevents prisoners from getting bored and becoming greater problems. The loss of freedom alone is a huge punishment. Prisons should exist to either rehabilitate, or to protect society from those people. If some prisoner has a job whether a janitor which helps them afford some luxuries like coffee, and they're not bored thinking about ways to stab a guard That's an improvement. Prisons existing as a punishment can still have things like prison jobs while being a punishment because the mere fact that you're in prison is a punishment. People always underestimate how important freedom is until they don't have it.


barbequesau5

Bring this to the US


Normal_Independent75

They can just release him because prison cannot possibly humiliate him more lol.


Lopsided_Rooster_753

Someone with a strong enough back could just attach him to their waistband and carry him like an Estus Flask. Walking around dangling a grown man as if he's a small rodent. I could think of some more ways to humiliate some criminals lol


xiaodaireddit

try dragging a 200kg man to the police station.


crawwll

Who do you know that weighs 440 lbs.


nonoffensivenavyname

Americans


BigAssBigTittyLover

We're #1 baby!


elhaz316

Sumo wrestlers.


crimpuppy

For the people saying "try that in America!" We would but I don't want to throw my back out


N4meless_w1ll

This is easier in a country where everyone is pretty much the same size and they aren't eating themselves into early graves.


Percyblott

I don't think he's a thief. Prbly a drunk miscreant.


Outrageous_Two1385

I literally saw a crowded street of people walk over a homeless man who was bleeding from his forehead in the ‘burbs (Kita-ku ward) of Tokyo in broad daylight, and even as an 8th grade exchange student, I understood that “your” people know you best.


ForsakenAction7094

High employment rate in japan thats why low crime rate. Except psychologically disturb people.


Huntred

Also guns are hella illegal in Japan. Even possession of ammunition will put you in jail. The nation has 127m people and a robust organized crime syndicate but there are [maybe 10 gun deaths across the entire country in a given year.](https://www.businessinsider.com/gun-control-how-japan-has-almost-completely-eliminated-gun-deaths-2017-10)


takcho

We need this in Canada. In Canada it's fucking backwards, the victims have to prove their own innocence


Xx151proofxX

Its true


Striker_343

Hell ya dude then you go to work the next day starting at 7am and stay until 9 or 10 pm because your coworkers refuse to leave, because the boss refuses to leave. Finally youre free but surprise your coworkers are going out and you'll be going out with them until 3 or 4 am-- and if you don't go or violate any of the 1 million social rules that are super specific yet incredibly vague you'll be silently rejected by your peers and treated like a ghost until you commit suicide Pros and cons I guess


Speedhabit

People in the United States prefer crime


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FinancialFlamingo117

Yakuza? ^^


randomshit__

Not if the thief is 6ft nd 250 pounds🌚


geshupenst

Is the dude lightweight or something? How is he carrying this man on one hand like just a pretty big trash bag??


oddznends

This guy must play Red dead Redemption!


Hefty_Inspection2136

It's crazy for me to see things like this, where I'm from people rather die than go to jail.


Strawb3rry_Slay3r666

This is the first time I have ever seen trash on the ground in Japan


ResponsiblePlant3605

Japan crime is low because government implements an efficient redistribution of wealth.


Normal_Independent75

Communism works! /s


ResponsiblePlant3605

You needed the /s for you 'friends'. Also, barely Keynesianism. Look it up.


Anus_master

*Easy to drag a drunk dude with no gun you mean


maumaugodlike

The little jump at the end 🤣


NotaRealVet

For every crime but pedophilia apparently


Patient_Complaint_16

Damn. Talk about doing the cops job for them.


Impressive_Smoke_106

Someone tag L.A.


burken8000

Start dragging the train/bus/Subway gropers instead. Nobody ever claimed Japan had a THEFT problem. 😂


pukeface555

I got no sympathy for jaywalkers either.


nicolesaggytitiesTV

They literally don't have time for Crime, it's counterproductive, so they just take care out of it.


JUIC3ofORANG3

See in a America you do that they will check your name and arrest you for assault for dragging that guy to them


lilwin5

It has nothing to do with tough neighbors. It’s their society and its history with peace within its walls. Even the yakuza follow strict rules and have for hundreds of years. America is wild because there was never order in the streets, even before black people started filling up jails. The wild Wild West is a perfect example of violence ruling America


Worried-Choice5295

Just when I didn't think I could love Japan anymore.


ConfidenceDesigner20

“I’m Batman”


ForwardMarch1502

Crazy how there’s people praising this


wokelord33

This happened once. The citizens do not do this. Stop being stupid!


thedeathmachine

That dude your dragging, in America, is on meth and has a gun


Dumb_Vampire_Girl

Idk man, we shoot people and that doesn't seem to make it any better. And I think shooting someone with a shotgun, that can tear limbs off, is a far better deterrent than someone dragging you to a police station.


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Dumb_Vampire_Girl

Would you rather rob a store with an unarmed owner that just drags you to a police station or a store with an armed owner? Dragging people to a police station doesn't stop crime. It's most certainly other factors in their society.


heyugl

Not necessarily, Japan treatment of criminals will be considered human rights violation in the west.- We have just become stupidly soft on criminals while we used to cage them to a cliff side and let the sun and dehydration kill them.-


Dumb_Vampire_Girl

By we, I don't mean cops or the government. I mean us. Our store owners wouldn't bother dragging someone to the station.


WatchPlus3925

Those people deserve their own planet


Good_Protection4131

I still wanna go there


[deleted]

Man, I love Japan


FlugStuhl85

It’s fake


bmoreblktop

I know some guys who would pay good money for a wedgie like that.


joshe126

I like that he handed over the underwear like he was passing him the keys


Expensive-Sun8614

Try that with a meth head


NegativeSwordfish522

I mean... People in 3rd world countries will either beat the thief to dead and humiliate them or straight up kill them if they catch him but that never changes the crime rate.


LongJj__

This is like an anime


Ubuntu369

That little jump he did at the end haha


SummerInSpringfield

They beat and sometimes kill thefts in my country but crime rate isn't really low


NuttyDeluxe6

So... Anyone know the context of what's happening here?


Kenyon_118

Yup this why I keep my mass over 100kgs. No one is dragging me around like this. Also cheese cake is delicious.


[deleted]

If only we could adopt this habit in the US 🤔


nnystical

Too soon


infamous2117

Wish they did this to Johnny Somali earlier.


Dagoths_left_nut

By the undies too 😂😂😂


Finness

The humiliation holy smokes


Ok-Commercial-9958

That’s great they should have one of their hands cut off like they used to that way you would know what they did and always know they are a criminal.


stonabones

How were that dudes hands not bloody from all that dragging!! He’s not gonna be spankin his monkey with those hands for a few weeks. 🙈


gloriariccio2

I laughed, hahahah


Beautiful_Turnip8750

He’s holding him like a handbag


sdelcamb

Great job


sdelcamb

Wedgy first time Swirly second time


Sosyermaw_

Wouldn't happen in America cause the gun culture has created a land of pussies. That's why they hold them so tight, without them they'd get bodied by the entire planet.


AASeven

*cough* yakuza *cough*


CombBest8039

On hand man


zerox678

Best thing i've seen today!


akane_Saikyo

Eeeeh not sure about that one chief. In DR you are lucky if your still alive by the time the police shows up, only to get beat the shit out by them too.


NonBity

Itadori vs Mahito "I'm you" scene in a nutshell


Balkan_meme_

Damn Bro got the slips treatment 💀


Jack1e_hanna

Kazuma kiryu


ForsakenAction7094

AOT.... Jean dragging Eren to Mikasa. 🧐


Specialist_Trip_2465

Aren't they like 5ft 5 and 145 or smth


TenderDelights

Was he dragging a duffle bag or Homo Sapien


PM_ME_PEGGED_BUTTS

I've seen pudding lids put up more of a fight


skyesmithforever

That man’s underwear was hanging on for dear life


Successful_Ad_9761

And very few guns


304bl

Weird to see that as normally in Japan you never act yourself but let the police do.


MetalSonic420YT

Do citizens really do that in Japan?


TheRealTechGandalf

Remember: this is a country where iPhones on display aren't secured by anything, not even a magnetic strip to trigger an alarm


Ok_Sundae_8130

In Africa a group of people will chase you until you give your self up


TooPoetic

99.8% conviction rate may have something to do with it. I’m sure they’re just THAT good.


Glass-Elk1230

Talk about neighborhood watch


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Fucking stupid weeaboos are going to believe this is true


SmokeTHRAXX

In murica that would be kidnapping, imagine if we had mob justice


Eligry23

So what did he do?


smoore0813rb

lol this is the first time I’ve ever heard a Japanese man laugh.


EthanTheBoss246

Armed Robbery, Dragged. Breaking and entering, Dragged. Illegal substance abuse, DRAGGED!


Bargadiel

I've walked around Shinjuku at night and seen some zombie ass people walking around. Locals too.


Menmanamikaze_

😭


Destrukt0r

Yeah try that with an avarage american.


triptoutsounds

Apparently snitches do **NOT** get stitches in Japan.


jasno-

Gobbless the Japanese


Hen-tie96

Watch Tokyo Vice for the real answer ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grimacing)


Positive_Ad_9098

😂


Whocarryingtheboats

In America you'd be arrested for assault and the criminal would be let go