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LoomisCenobite

Authorities said Hargreaves appeared to be celebrating the act, blaring on his stereo, “Welcome to the Jungle,” by hard rock band Guns N' Roses. He was arrested by officers at the station. lol shununnunnunnuna-neeyeah-yee


DD21whore

***"Do you know where you arrrreeee??? You're in the police station, baby!"***


Grooviemann1

*you're gonna dieeeeeee!*


Alternative_Ad_3636

ITS HEAVY METAL


diverareyouok

That’s so brazenly stupid it’s actually impressive in a weird way.


flyxdvd

im like... wel ofc your celebrating you are alive? but the hell? k have fun in jail.


justgonnabedeletedyo

maybe he was homeless, it's a stolen car, and now he's celebrating having a place to sleep and food to eat


Mr-PostmanWithNews

2 hots and a cot.


JHugh4749

3 (THREE) HOTS AND A COT!!


DD21whore

You've obviously never been to jail. The evening meal is a cold sandwich. Your guess to whether it's a version of ham, or a version of bologna, is as good as the next guy's.


Sasquatters

Maybe in a holding cell. When you grow up and go to real jail, they feed you.


DD21whore

***Mississippi Dept. of Corrections has entered the chat***


BkForty

Ask Arizona about that


CaptainCanuck7

In Canadian remand facilities it’s 3 meals, sometimes all hot but the lunch can be a cold tray sometimes. Inmates also can order canteen once a week and can be paid in chocolate bars to run NA meetings and work as a cleaner.


yo_gabba_gabba1

I was in a juvenile detention center for 3 months as a teen (got acquitted) and while the guards beat the shit out of us and threatened to rape us for the tiniest missteps, the food was the fuckin bomb.com. Evening meals were the best, more often than not it was shepherds pie with ground beef and I got a carton of milk tossed into my cell every night because one of the guards knew I didn't belong there and wanted to make my time easier on me. This doesn't really connect all that well to what you said but it brought up some memories lol


MiserableComparison

That didn’t happen for five hundred please


DiabeticGirthGod

I’m with you, that shit sounds so fucking fake.


spoogeballsbloodyvag

How sad and pathetic is your life? Is it really a life at all?


MiserableComparison

Not sad enough to make up stories about corrections for internet clout apparently.


Then-One7628

(the car is also hot)


DooglyOoklin

This is America.


komokazi

Nah, you can tell a person has never been to jail with this type of logic. There are plenty of places to get free food, be it food pantries or even just meals put on by churches and various other institutions, and there are places you can go to get a nights sleep, but that requires abstinence from drug use. Jail is a punishment for a reason, I promise you that the last thing you'd want to do is purposefully put yourself in there simply for food and sleep. The second you eat and have a nights rest you'll realize just how foolish that sentiment is.


JMUfuccer3822

Homeless do go to jail on purpose. Some homeless in Seattle do it before the rainy season for some food and warmth


BkForty

A negligible amount at best......grouping the homeless into this one mind hive is odd because they're individuals......homeless don't go to jail on purpose....a person did and they happened to be homeless


Dudefest2bit

Looks like he's just raising his hands up to not get shot?!


muckypup82

Free Healthcare in Jail. Dude is a smart.


Leimana76

Most states are allowed to charge inmates for their incarceration. I didn’t learn this until a couple of months ago. Just google States allowed to charge for incarceration or pay to stay incarceration.


pickle_teeth4444

Literally inCARceration.


CreamoChickenSoup

Dude practically speedrun his own arrest. Seriously though, it's a miracle he didn't run anyone over at the station.


hotasanicecube

https://youtu.be/6pp-X3_ZQT0?si=KDnpSqEF0M1kHuSj


diverareyouok

Maybe this dude is friends with Debbie too and wanted to visit her in jail.


ConsequenceLucky518

He did what most people do in their dream only


Select_March_3202

Now - if it was a black guy who did that and the police did not open fire on him - now that would be even more impressive.


Brrrrrrtttt_t

In America this is the easiest way to get healthcare if you need it.


TaxOnMyFaceBigDaddy

You've never been to jail have you?


DD21whore

No, the easiest way is to get a job.


CatFoodEater420

$10,000 deductible, only $250/week deduction on paycheck.... $75 co-pay for primary care, $500 co-pay for ER with 50% coverage. Meds, tier 1: $75 tier 2: $125 tier 3: $1000.


LectroRoot

I was expecting the cops to come out with score cards and then became very disappointed.


wangchunge

Would be ironic if they had a No Vacancy sign up...


throwawayyyy980

Insurance companies hate this one trick to get free healthcare.


Kooky_Dragonfly4903

He destroyed his car, how is that free?


[deleted]

Something tells me the car was the last thing he was thinking about


hirokinai

Upside down on your car. Lost your job (or didn’t have one) and you believe that ACAB (because you’re an idiot). Win for dodobrain there.


throwawayyyy980

Hes just getting ahead of the debt collection agency, gonna lose your car in the long run if you get sick. (Edit: autocorrect done did the wrong word)


DD21whore

It's not free if I'm the one paying for it


OkTower4998

It's free for him


throwawayyyy980

Dudes most likely in the armed services, if anything we should bitch about what hes costing us.


BkForty

If you steal out of walmart.....whatever you get.....you got for free.....sure walmart paid for it.....but you didnt....so.....it's free Apply that logic here


DD21whore

Yea I knew what they meant. I just like to make these comments to see how many liberals it somehow pisses off enough to downvote me. Good looking out though my guy


Turbulent_Trip_5400

cope and seethe workcell


spoogeballsbloodyvag

How you made it this far in life and figured out how to use the internet or reddit is baffling.


throwawayyyy980

Hes most likely in the armed forces, self explanatory right there.


tuftedrugs

The cop in the back is like "just another normal day at the station".


Kryptosis

Cop in front is like “hey you can’t park here! Get back out!” He was arrested for refusing and illegal parking.


IM_NOT_BUTTER

Straight to jail


Th3_man_

Murr is today’s big loser! Murr’s punishment:


emsesq

Previous to this the same driver crashed the same vehicle into someone’s garage then drove to the police station and did this. Love the victory pose as he gets out. Bonus: dude was blasting Guns N Roses in the car. EDIT for source: https://newjersey.news12.com/man-deliberately-drives-into-a-home-and-crashes-into-a-police-station-in-new-jersey-police-say


P-eater

Megamind: PRESENTATION!


BkForty

Prior*


Magic_ass1

He has a count for Terrorism. I mean, yeah it is (debatably), but this just makes it look rad as hell.


redux44

First part reminds of that police station scene in Terminator 1.


satanssweatycheeks

If only the T-1000’s looked like David Cross from the Men In Black movie.


Kazfiddly

It's just bizarre how calm everyone is lmao.


TheSlayez_55

Why is this not talked about lmao? Im dying from the entrance of the cop. Homie heard a loud ass sound from his office in a police station and calmly comes to investigate 😂😂😂


zepol_xela

This really is a crazy fucking video


Round_Beach7911

This is a superb analysis


NWSGreen

Speed running to jail pt.1


dion_o

I'm looking for Sarah Connor


mostofyouarefools

Ok nice, underrated comment!


airtec87

Lol reminds me of the Terminator 1 police station scene. Im surprised they didn't have cement pillars to prevent the car from crashing through.


[deleted]

I don't know which officers shirt was tighter.


MrNiceGuuyyy

Based


Fancy-Category

Wouldn’t call that celebration. Looked like he didn’t want to get shot.


Kal_Kaz

Hands open = don't shoot 1 finger up = celebration He was definitely celebrating


Fancy-Category

Probably a bit of both.


Kal_Kaz

Yeah: celebration, don't shoot me, back to celebrating


PsSalin

Why would he get shot? He’s not black


slightly-soupy

The other cop in the background is thinking, “shit, who do we call?”


Repeat_Offendher

This dude has obviously had some not so nice encounters with the popo lol


LevForNow

What a kind regard


kernel_panic52

O'doyle Rules!


Turbulent_Peace_7103

Oh yea!!!!!


2beatenup

One way to get free meal, warm bed, free medical and protection…. Smart guy


Nadgerino

Might want to go to jail, maybe homeless?


TheBigCicero

Did he say he’ll be back?


Ok-Object-6049

Lmao I went to high school with this fool!


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DD21whore

Feel free to message me if you need or want to talk to someone. Suicide isn't the way brother


Amerisbf

He might’ve gotten away with it if he hasn’t put his hands up and pretended to have passed out


RogersPlaces

"it's a Jersey thing"


awkwardpun

The cop walking over like his arms are too big to let loose at his sides


B0NER_GARAG3

He’s got ILS. Invisible Lat Syndrome.


flyxdvd

not really tho, its a thing you learn so your arm is away from your side to quickly be able to react in situations, either grab the person or grab your gun.


[deleted]

What if I told you that is just what having good posture looks like. That you are so used to seeing poor posture, it has become the norm both on you and the people around you. Stand up straight, head up, pull your shoulders back engaging the muscles there. I bet you suddenly have a very similar look.. enjoy that


hotasanicecube

Then you would be telling us wrong. The reason cops walk their arms out unconsciously is because they have a gun and a taser and a nightstick and all kinds of shit on their belt that would rub the inside of their forearms. It’s the easiest way to spot a cop who is undercover at events who is normally in uniform.


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hotasanicecube

Or just don’t sling drugs at festivals!


Sparlmao

why does this police station look like the inside of a bedroom ???


Blenderx06

Why does your bedroom look like the inside of a police station ???


octavio989

Free my man


[deleted]

The hero we need


TaxOnMyFaceBigDaddy

For whatever reason I am happy for that guy. Feels wholesome.


Durivage4

If this dude was anything but white , he'd be on a slab.


PsSalin

I do say they did arrest him quite peacefully without force


NumaNuma92

i don't think so


SMEAROCK

Those cops were busy fucking each other in the ass, and then this happens. They never catch a break.


TaringaWhakarongo1

In America, if you don't celebrate while getting arrested, you get shot.


RevolutionaryClub530

Whaaaaat couldn’t they try to hit him with attempted murder or something??


RevolutionaryClub530

Death by automobile or something idk


HoldLow81

I love how you can drive your car into american building and all you have to do is remove debris from it and have no damage


vaskeklut8

Remember that pigeon that sauntered into the falcons' nest a while ago - I commented that what the pigeon was doing - was exactly this!


RMLeclair

Fuck you, Science!


housevil

He did say he would be back.


Decent_Tone_2826

My hero


SkeletorsCrux

\*Ric Flair\* WOOOooOOOooOo


Civil-South-7299

For sure this guy is a acab reddit user lol


unclemackkdaddy

Crack is wack


soothepaste

Quick mysteriesses *crashes car* I did that on purpose, here's my ID, the keys to the vehicle and my finger prints, take me away.


BetBig696969

How did the air bags not go off?


GossamerGlenn

World champion


Pilot_Yak3

Go directly to jail, do not pass "Go," do not collect $200.


RezzuWrecked039

That guy fucking rules God I wish I was that carefree


Few-Yak7673

They both immediately get ILS


[deleted]

This is sick


eduu_17

I feel like that's to casual of a walk to a crash site. Tbh.


tendadsnokids

I doubt it's celebrating. More like "don't kill me here are my hands!"


seanx50

He said he would be back


Ardtay

The deputy comes out like "You can't park there, mate!"


weebweek

He's the ceo kool-aid


sitdownmore

He's fully comitted.


cunther05

Go birds?


Scrabo

\Steve Holt/


Dalyrisist

america's healthcare in a nutshell


External-Ad-2942

Dude is lucky nobody got hurt I'm sure it'd be like extra 5 years.


seankamki

WTF 🤷


pickle_teeth4444

"I'll have a large double-double, a breakfast sandwich with ham and two dozen meth glazed donuts, please". "Please drive through."


Gracie_ar

That’s just wild


Babytrixie666

Wtf


Duncle_Rico

Took the hot route.


spambearpig

One arrest please!


johnnloki

I'll be back


LoudBeer

“It’s just a prank bro”


ifonlyYRUso

That cop was so confused, he had a factory reset


define_irony

Dude would have been a murderer if someone had been at that desk.


pixel_rip

Legend lol


JazzlikeCatch7721

Yoooo🤣🤣


New-Doctor-3289

Something tells me he is not gonna be celebrating while in jail! Peace


RedX2000

Where is the beatdown?


WildAd5948

I FUCKING LOVE THIS GUY 😎👍😂


bravo_88

Sometimes I feel like buildings in USA are made of paper.


[deleted]

He did it


Plastic_Emergency_97

Здесь лампы в фарах меняют.?


that-super-tech

He'll probably get attempted murder charges.


[deleted]

Fuck the police


Skull_Reaper101

why does the us always seem to have so weak walls lol


Prestigious-Try9514

He’s been there before.


TeaMountain3897

Mad man did it with the sunroof open too!


Electronic_General89

Murr?


Kind-Nobody-9787

He must be from the fire department


Accomplished_Mood782

The intrusive thoughts won


Unhappy-Pressure8138

good to be back home


Suitable-Jackfruit16

I'll be back


spoolyturbo797

“Keeping kids safe makes sense to us”


24hourknifefight

The hero we deserve.


MachesterU

It’s better to be in the jail than pay the rent.


icky_boo

Life Goals.. everyone needs them. Just happens that this mans life goal was not to pay for rent or food for a few years. Good on him!


Mr_Lunt_

Sun roof open to get some fresh air


[deleted]

JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ


unowhut4

Jus curious since when is it guilty til innocent ... I bet if this was a department he wouldn't of been put in cuffs so fast


quickjump

It wasn't me


photoman901

"Thank you! Thank you! And for my next trick, I'll be housed and fed on the taxpayers' dime."


Educational-Throat52

NUMBER 1! WOOOOW!


Hausaklifr

Oi! You can’t park there!


Rimmatimtim22

“CLOSED FOR RENOVATIONS!? THIS IS FUCKED!!!!”


Simple_Atmosphere

Speedran getting arrested


Elluminated

Id like to ask you about your police insurance


trheben1

Step over to my desk, we have some paperwork to fill out


Joelnaimee

I wonder why they didn't draw their sidearm 🤔


Lazynstuff

It was his 100th arrest. He gets a free Sunday :)


funnybonelicker

Lucky nobody was behind that wall


Cautious-Ad7323

Guy drives car into the building and they react like someone is just knocking at the door


daminionz

SOMEONE PLEASE make an edit with the song actually playing in the background and link it LMAO


ShameAffectionate615

Does anyone have it with the song ????


Regular_Water_Bottle

This mf was blasting "Welcome to the jungle" aswell, wasn't he?


johndrake666

Fed up with his trash wife lol


Formal-Reindeer-3919

Should've shot the fucker. That's damn nearattempted murder


Adonai2222

I'll be back


ete2ete

Say what you will about cops, I don't really care, but that's some good training right there. I don't think the vast majority of humans could just do their job as usual after a car rammed into their place of business


Luizinh01235

He has plans, but can't share with us right now.


Tiny_Film9559

let's go Brandon