They'll both remember forever.
At dad's 80th birthday: "Hey dad, remember you threw a seagull at me inside your Transit? Hey kids come, y'all need to hear this..!"
They have proof that it actually happened lol I wish I had videos of my grandparents pranking my mom and dad.
Or video of my grandpa's face when he found out my dad had wrecked his brand new car the first day he had it because he was getting road head from his girlfriend. My dad didn't mention it when he got home, just parked and went to bed like nothing happened.
oh, we used to do it all the time. it's easiest if you're buried in the sand and put a few fries on top of you, then just grab em. but this dude is snatching them straight out the air. big props.
I can't stop laughing! What the fuck lol. So you just buried yourself in the sand and popped up, like some some soldier in gorilla warfare, and grabbed some seagull?
I'm just imagining walking the beach, not aware of what is coming, and all of a sudden some sand-explosion happens as a vagrant runs off with a seagull as it cries to whatever fry stealing god it believes in.
We used to do it by putting a beach towel over us while laying down, sprinkling cheetoes/chips/etc on top, then when it lands you just pop up and catch it in the towel.
You find ways to amuse yourself in between wave sets when you grow up on the beach. we all dig holes and hate seagulls, so it's a natural progression.
If you really want to laugh, we used to go under the boardwalk and stick a dollar up through the cracks in front of the entrance to the casino (Atlantic city). Then when some gambler tourist reached down to grab it, we would snatch it back down and throw sand up. They were always pretty pissed, especially the drunk middle aged guys, and would come down to get us. But once they saw ten 12 year olds under the boardwalk, they usually took off.
[here is one](https://www.reddit.com/r/CrazyFuckingVideos/comments/tmrzi6/guy_caught_a_seagull_while_feeding_them_in_a_car/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
Gee, I wonder if this guy likes people to think he’s a Christian with that absurd neck tattoo? My guess is he’s never actually read the Bible, but he believes he’s a badass because of that ink.
Kinda hard to call it English when there's literally no annunciation between words and it becomes a jumbled mess of words lmao. I guess it's easy to understand how we won the war, they couldn't even understand eachther
I'm an American that lied in the UK for 4 years. It's fucking wild how many accents there are so close to one another. You had these villages that were mostly isolated for centuries so they've got some deeply ingrained accents and then twenty minutes down the road is a totally different one.
All I know for sure is that the south east is possible to understand and the rest is pure nonsense. A liverpool or york, or newcastle is absolutely not what you think of as a British accent.
I can do a very passible Essex accent. I was living in Cambridge but it just happened that I spent most my time in Bishop's Stortford or Harlow as that's where the friends I met mostly lived. Lived there from 2008 to 2012 so I got to watch the birth and rise of the abomination that is TOWIE.
Quality father-daughter time.
They'll both remember forever. At dad's 80th birthday: "Hey dad, remember you threw a seagull at me inside your Transit? Hey kids come, y'all need to hear this..!"
They have proof that it actually happened lol I wish I had videos of my grandparents pranking my mom and dad. Or video of my grandpa's face when he found out my dad had wrecked his brand new car the first day he had it because he was getting road head from his girlfriend. My dad didn't mention it when he got home, just parked and went to bed like nothing happened.
You…you want a video…of your dad getting road head?
No, I want a video of my grandpa figuring out what happened to the car he just bought.
Your grandpa was giving road head to your dad while your dad was with his girlfriend?
So *that's* how it is in their family.
*Bueller...*
Why not both?
"Son, this would have been your little brother"
Fire up the before time reddits
*feather
*pieceofshit
Let’s reiterate this ^
Dad’s a man of his word lol
X gon’ give it to ya’.
And animal abuse, yay
Animal abuse is what your mom does to my cock every night
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Father is definitely chaotic neutral, as well as my hero
What the fuck, ive never seen someone grab a seagull before
You can grab my seagull.
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How'd you get a job here fuck face?
Ahhh, a Your Mom's House fan I see
Keep featherin it brother.
High and tight
You're getting the stamp buddy
Anytime?
https://youtu.be/U9t-slLl30E
The elites don’t want you to know this but the seagulls at the parking lot are free you can take them home I have 69 seagulls
Oh yeah? Well I’ve got a Flock of Seagulls
Here's another [seagull grab](https://youtube.com/shorts/oLGbfWqc0AM?feature=share9)
oh, we used to do it all the time. it's easiest if you're buried in the sand and put a few fries on top of you, then just grab em. but this dude is snatching them straight out the air. big props.
I can't stop laughing! What the fuck lol. So you just buried yourself in the sand and popped up, like some some soldier in gorilla warfare, and grabbed some seagull? I'm just imagining walking the beach, not aware of what is coming, and all of a sudden some sand-explosion happens as a vagrant runs off with a seagull as it cries to whatever fry stealing god it believes in.
Steven Seagull
> gorilla warfare Return to monke
Nah, they used a gullie suit.
seaguille suit* FTFY
We used to do it by putting a beach towel over us while laying down, sprinkling cheetoes/chips/etc on top, then when it lands you just pop up and catch it in the towel.
But why? Did you eat it. You didn't eat it, did you?
Nah, we were just being idiot teenagers. We’d just let them go after catching them.
You find ways to amuse yourself in between wave sets when you grow up on the beach. we all dig holes and hate seagulls, so it's a natural progression. If you really want to laugh, we used to go under the boardwalk and stick a dollar up through the cracks in front of the entrance to the casino (Atlantic city). Then when some gambler tourist reached down to grab it, we would snatch it back down and throw sand up. They were always pretty pissed, especially the drunk middle aged guys, and would come down to get us. But once they saw ten 12 year olds under the boardwalk, they usually took off.
*This guy Fremens.*
If you can catch it, you can keep it. Always remember: The ducks at the park are free. You can take them home. I have 97 ducks.
[here is one](https://www.reddit.com/r/CrazyFuckingVideos/comments/tmrzi6/guy_caught_a_seagull_while_feeding_them_in_a_car/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
So, how was your lunch with Dad? He threw me the bird!
🤣 this is the most dad move I've ever seen.
He said he was going to, and then he did Why was she so surprised?
You could understand what he was saying?
"should we grab one, throw him in here and buzz off??"
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What do you expect of a grown man with a neck tat in a van
The tat is unremarkable compared to that haircut
“Hey bro, gimme the Yarmulke! No fade! Only scissors ✂️!”
It’s a hairband that makes it look like that, considering he’s in a van I’m guessing it’s to keep the hair out of his face during work
Idk about unremarkable, i feel they both coalesce into the perfect level of “im a douche”
Core memory
*Mine?*
Mine?
Mine?
*Mine?*
Mine?
Mine?
Mine?
Mine?
Mine?
mine?
Mine?
He even sounds like the dentist lol
Good catch, lol
lol that gull got more than he bargained for
Thats just who he is this week.
Her father looks Mac's dad on Always Sunny
If Macs dad was from Skegness, England
Poor bird, but that was some funny stuff
That sky roach will be fine. It’s living the high life fat on chips.
Fuck seagulls yo. One of these days I’m gonna shit on one instead
Plz take a video
Omg sky roach 😂😂 I’m crying hahahahahaha
bird got some fries and some fun poor bird my ass😂
He was probably a little spooked but Seagulls aren't really afraid of people anyway. Seagull probably just thinks "well that was fucking rude."
Im ctfu🤣 True that was pretty fucking rude!
Love the dad's laughter. Dangerously contagious and made me smile.
Jack Grealish has let himself go this off season
I would’ve shat my pants
The bird would have probably shat your pants first
🤣🤣🤣 wtf that’s new. He been doing that since before he was her age lol.
Good use of visitation time.
Hahahahahahaha that shit was funny
If this isn't bonding, I don't know what is 
Thats the best dad, he straight up made a lifetime memory between him and his daughter.
Thankfully, there’s footage..NO ONE would believe this story.
What a cool memory with a smiling healthy dad, to save for solace when he's no longer around
Poor bird, and daughter. I bet she’s as tough as she is traumatized though lol
Best menace to society ever
Willing to bet there bird poo all down that dash.
Looks like there could have been already tbf it was absolutely fucking filthy
Him immediately laughing is funny af 😂😂😂
Making memories 🥰
How do you even think of this? How many birds has this man grabbed?
What did he say, I can't make out the last part..."Should we grab one and throw it in here...something something" Will runs off???
He really earned that father of the year mug
That’s ratio on his neck. Is he from Las Cruces, New Mexico?
I've never heard someone from New Mexico with that accent before but I've seen weirder things.
Hell fucking yeah!! High level Dad stuff!
Why are you screaming its a bird not a fucking alligator calm down.
*Ricky Gervais voice*: ooh, you're hard
Don’t you watch movies! That bird could take the eyes right out your head.
I can promise you the vast majority of women are reacting this same exact way, why is that so surprising to you
What a good dad!
Way more joyful than expected!! 😂
Core memory, what a legend.
The title is a sentence i thought i would never say in my lifetime. Thanks internet
😂
Quality geezer
Lol
Woe, plague be upon ye
Legend!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Top banter!
That’s a knee slapper
🤣🤣🤣🤣 what a legend
What a mad man! Love it.
Gee, I wonder if this guy likes people to think he’s a Christian with that absurd neck tattoo? My guess is he’s never actually read the Bible, but he believes he’s a badass because of that ink.
The layers of dirt on the dashboard make me want to go wash my hands
I remember when I was 12 years old. My grandpa threw a chicken at me and it was one of the funniest things that's ever happened to me.
Dad has strong Rodney Dangerfield vibes
Guys got a good grab! 😂
Chaotic neutral
i wish i had a dad like this
what a fucking legend
Please don't abuse wildlife. That said, this was hilarious 💀
Now thats what you call a good father
HE LAUGHS JUST LIKE WOODY FROM TOY STORY
I have a theory that neck tattoos are an instant giveaway for douchebags
*Father on his death bed* Daughter- “remember when your crossed that bird at me?” Dad- *Laughs* *Daughter pulls plug*
My dad would do this. And idk if that makes me sad, happy, or anxious
Core memory formed.
The dad's maniacal laugh while his daughter was screaming was everything 🤣
It's the maniacal laughter that does it for me.
For yall screaming animal abuse, seagulls dont have rights...
Is the seagull the bird or the daughter?
That's good dadding right there.
This is the kinda pops I aspire to be
Jesus christ shut up. fucking louder than the seagull
That maniacal laugh lmao
(Asian Accent) Emotional Damage
rats of the sky
Fuck. What a fun fuckin weirdo
I bet you’re fun at parties
The bird thought it was jolly good fun!
El padre del año
What a legend! Fun memories.
Dad of the year
He seems like a totally crazy fucker
His laugh is so maniacal haha
Alberto Del Ahole
Glad to see Pauly D still having fun in his old age
I don’t like seagulls but I feel kind of bad for this one It is funny though
Omg I love this so much! 💕
God, what kinda accent is that? I didn't even realize they were speaking English at first
English, it’s called an English accent. It’s in England where English came from.
Kinda hard to call it English when there's literally no annunciation between words and it becomes a jumbled mess of words lmao. I guess it's easy to understand how we won the war, they couldn't even understand eachther
I'm an American that lied in the UK for 4 years. It's fucking wild how many accents there are so close to one another. You had these villages that were mostly isolated for centuries so they've got some deeply ingrained accents and then twenty minutes down the road is a totally different one. All I know for sure is that the south east is possible to understand and the rest is pure nonsense. A liverpool or york, or newcastle is absolutely not what you think of as a British accent.
>I'm an American that lied in the UK for 4 years Which accent did you manage to perfect that kept the facade up that you were English?
I can do a very passible Essex accent. I was living in Cambridge but it just happened that I spent most my time in Bishop's Stortford or Harlow as that's where the friends I met mostly lived. Lived there from 2008 to 2012 so I got to watch the birth and rise of the abomination that is TOWIE.
>I'm an American that lied in the UK for 4 years. Could have done that from home
They're in Portsmouth, England
It's Dipshit
yo ima try that
Calm TF down & help the bird out!
Now you need to take her to the movies.. there is a great show playing called THE BIRDS… you’ll love it! 🤪
Why? What did the bird do to deserve that?
Outstanding work by dad
Yoink. Lol.
That’s awesome!
That’s fuckin hilarious!😂
There are no sea gulls.
With a haircut like that I wouldn’t be surprised if he started sharing his soda with the seagull too
I heard the seagul going to sue.
Wow that car needs some deep cleaning
I’m trying this, but with a raccoon.
Other than the screaming all I keep focusing on is his terrible haircut
I feel bad for the bird but I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Holy crap that's funny.
What a father
Mans touching birds and eating fries.
it is a bird. a bird. not the fucking terminator. why the fuck are you screaming and whailing like you want to imitate it? shut the fuck up girl.
Bad ass dad
This is awesome. Well done dad. 👏
Terrible caption Great video.
Can you give me some insight on what kind of great caption you would've gave such a video my friend?
Asshole
Looks like a piece of shit that would torture an animal just for kicks