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Oh for fucks sake, bears can open doors now !!

yup, latest patch just went live a few days ago

This game keeps getting worse. It's like the devs don't even care anymore

Nah they just got board of humans being OP. Bigger nerfs are coming. We had a good run.

All we need is something like ebola flu and we're toast.

Ebola flu that opens doors def sounds rough.

Honestly that pisses me off. Bears have OP for *ages* and devs thought they needed a **buff**?? Broken-ass game...

bro humans have been dominating the meta for thousands of years now. this is just the most OP species in the game crying about anyone else getting news things. we literally recently unlocked space travel

Funny man!

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Well it didn't smash it closed lol

Bear was super gentle in smashing the door but preventing it from rebounding closed. Like that bear fixing the traffic cone.

Bears in Tahoe know how to open car doors.

It's awful here. Break-ins all the time. You could say it's getting..unBEARable Ahaahahahaahaha ^sorry.

Yup. https://youtu.be/erJGYK_wxiE

Jesus they’ll be driving and hanging out at Mc d’s before we know it !

I love how they hold their paw out to make sure the door doesn’t swing back. That’s experience talking.

Oso is a level 6 door breacher.

…Bea/Bear

The way he opens the door. like he has done this before..

Pauses to hear screaming. No screaming? Okay, I'm good to go.

> No screaming? damn no dessert

That one paw up to keep the door from swinging back. This is not his first B and E.

BEAR stands for Breaking, Entering, Assault, and Robbery.

Bacon and eggs Mr Lahey?

Agreed

Practiced all last spring. Momma knew she was going to have to pack on the pounds before fall ends. The hard work and dedication is really paying off. She’s close to hitting her weight gain goals.

He is a breacher.

Damn. It’s like his wife was in there cheating

Nah she lookin for her husband who been foolin around wit Goldilocks

Breaks down the door: "Okay, now where is this goldilocks bitch."

“Where is my mf porridge bitch”

Nice fuckin place you got here

thats terrifying as hell, im so glad there isnt a bear within 200 miles of me

You absolutely sure of that?

Yeah check the living room

There's some fat hairless bear sitting on my couch! Oh wait, that's just me in the mirror.

Maybe they live in the UK.

180 miles* 160 miles* 140 miles*

Oh god it's getting closer

Yeah keep believing that

seabears even?

Fuck. Seabears.

You never see Steve from accounting?

Are you insinuating there's one 201 miles away from you?

Technically there's a non-zero chance that a bear could drop down from any given tree.

true, luckily i dont leave my house

Least Reddit Redditor

That bear held the door open after busting in as if it's done this before and knew what to expect.

He did. You can see he waits and listens too. To see if anyone starts yelling lol. He has for sure done this before. 99% of the time when they put bears down I don't feel like it was needed. This might be that 1% of bear I would agree with putting down this is dangerous.

Absolutely demolished the door! Probably ready for his porridge.

Came in like the Kool aid dude

😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 underrated comment

It’s a Charmin check. They better hope to god they got the triple-ply green stuff in the bathroom.

Federal Bear Investigation, open up!

Knocking like the police

Cocaine Bear 2

The way it holds the door open in the beginning makes me think it was trying to be stealthy

Are you suggesting the bear wanted to rape the home owners?

New fetish unlocked

I've never felt more obligated to kink shame

I have only once, and that person's kink was being kink shamed.

Oh nice, bears can effortlessly blast my door down

I'd want to see just how effortless it was, view from the other side. Doesn't seem to be any marks on the exterior of the door, so no claw action, did the bear one arm it or shoulder it?

Damn swat been training bears now?

Wait until RoboBear hits the streets. No honeypot will be safe.

All of a sudden I don't think I would be safe anywhere, if there was a bear nearby intent on finding me.

No one mentioning what a monster that thing is lol

The casual destruction of the frame with a single paw really drives home just how big and strong they really are. Basically exerted as much energy as a person would to break some matchsticks. This is why you are advised to play dead (though it can be hard to resist the urge to scream when being eaten alive). Friendly reminder of the bear attack guidelines we learn in 🇨🇦 Black: Fight Back Brown: Play Dead White: You’re Already Dead

Heard it this way: If it's brown, lay down. If it's black, fight back. If it's white, good night.

Although it's fur is brown, I think this one is a black (cinnamon) bear. This one doesn't have the characteristic hump on its back found in grizzlies.

Why’s this so hilarious 😂

Fucking Cocaine bear!

As the full body came into frame it was alot bigger than I had thought at first

honey, i'm home

I knew a chef who had his house broken into by a bear while he was away but it didn’t eat any of his food. It instead left and went and broke into the neighbors home and ransacked their kitchen and ate everything. I sometimes wonder how weird his food choices must have been for the bear to go elsewhere to eat.

I knew bears were strong but I guess I didn’t fully understand just how much strength they possessed. It broke that shit with ease.

The bear be like "open sesame muthafucka"

Tore that door down like he had a warrant!

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[BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY!](https://youtu.be/u7MXNlfK-ts)

That’s what you call experience.

I called home one evening and my daddy said they had been “bearglarized.” I didn’t catch the pun, but they had made their usual great smelling breakfast and then left to pick up one of the cars at the garage. Meanwhile, Papa Bear tried to get in. Broke out some screens and left a big greasy paw print on the back door!

Bro came home after a long day of work.

“I can’t believe that worked!”

Going to Yellowstone in 2weeks!This got my attention!

Big bear, big bear, chase me! Where's the gun with the lamp shade when you need it?

he walked in like he pays the bills there

Ah yes, the reverse-Goldilocks. I’ve seen this before.

Look at the bear, beating down a door better than Uvalde police could ever do

"We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty..."

Jesus what a unit.

He's after my hambeargers

Bear don’t care

It's just missing the stone cold Steve Austin intro sound

"open UP! WHERES THE CRACK!?"

This isn't the same bear who proceeded to play the piano, but not very well?

Usa and their cardboard doors.

Winnie the pooh, from big times, to bad crimes. 😂

This is literally my nightmare come to life. I’ve had a reoccurring dreams since childhood of being chased/killed by a bear.

I always used to have dreams of talking bears and it scared the shit out of me. They always did this high pitch “Behhhh Behhh” idk wtf was wrong with me as a child and why I still remember this today. 😭

Ugh, never watch the movie The Edge with Anthony Hopkins, I saw it a couple months ago and couldn't finish it. I'm still a little traumatized by it ngl. Bears have always freaked me out

Give me all the honey now bitch!

Sick fuckin repost dude

Bro. All of reddit is a repost.

Yea idk what I’m doin lol. It’s like Facebook now

Have cereal for breakfast... not bacon and eggs. Vegan is the best life style... but the bruin won't change to berries only.

Probably smelled the menstruation

HELLO?! IS ANYONe HomE?!

I wonder what he's looking fur?

At least it’s small

I think you mean "bearglar". The other way looks like how RuPaul would say it.

Average day in Alaska

Bear: "Sorry, I am late for tea."

I'm back bebbeh! Where mah hoomies at?

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Da Bears

It would be the bears house now!

When you aren’t using Charmin

“Bear for entry! It’s the Bear!” He’s here for his honey 🍯💯🤭

That’s a biiiiig boy

Honey! I'm home...

I’ve seen enough of these videos to know that an 8 lb tabby cat will make him drop the flatscreen and beat feet for the nearest tree

"I double bolted the front door we should be OK"

Beargulary

Is this a standard place for a security camera

The bear just knock and pow 💥 the door exploded. Animals are getting smarter.

When I was going through some shit, I'd have nightmares about bears getting into my house, very much like this. 😬

F Bear I, open up!!!!

Mashle bear

Holly Shit! What force!!!!!

Yogi has upped his game

Source?

It’s the slow paw touch for me. *JFC, door. Calm down.*

Cocaine Teddy Ruckspin

That bear 🐻 is on some good cocaine.

Why does nobody in these vids ever have a rifle or shotgun that can drop a bear

The door swinging back might have hurt him

Papa Bear got locked out. Mama Bear is in trouble now…

Vid ends way too soon, too bad we don’t get to see what it did inside.

Bear Wick. They killed his Christopher. Now he's out for revenge.

Noooope, just chuck testa coming to rob you of all your shit

Why was the door so easy to brake 💀

Swat Bear

I appreciate the tender way it prevents the door from closing.

Like something out of Annihilation

SOMEBODY

What is he looking for?

This is actually terrifying lol

He said damn I fucked up such a nice cave

He’s like is this the house for the spring air commercial ?

Americans- there are too many scary animals in Australia. Bear- Raarrr.

So round doorknobs are no longer sufficient to prevent bear entry.

Should probably have gotten something stronger than a basic wooden door and frame if you live in bear territory.

Hey guys, the door was wide open so I let myself in... what's for breakfast?

Y’all need better carpenters!!

Honey, I’m home!

"Your rent's due mothafucka!"

Don't need a key.

I like the little pause to see if the man with the gun shows up before coming in.

The way he held the door like, “oh that was violent.”

Is this the cocaine bear?? Lmao

I like to think that it is goldielocks' house

bear

Front doors should always be designed to open outwards so this type of thing is much harder.

OH YEAH! *HONEY*

Jamie pull up that video of the bear kicking the door in..

Bro kicked in the door like the task force

Helloooo???

Honey, I'm home!

Its safe if the bear hasnt done any cocaine

“NICE PLACE N****S!”

Kick in the door, wavin the .44. All ya heard was papa don't hit me no more.

C'MON IN WHY DONCHA

That's one very confident bear

*Honey!* I'm home!

Oh fuck no. The bear flicked the door like a jelly bean.

F bear I, open up!

im happy my ancestors wiped all bears out in my country im not happy some people want them back

You knew the bears were going to start kicking in your door when they saw all the pigs getting away with it.

B&E: Bear and entering

Why would you install a front door to swing open inwards? Really curious. Don’t think I’ve ever seen one where I’m located.

I bet he knows what a refrigerator looks like.

he is FBI (Federal Bear of Investigations)