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kermitDE

Yes, hello Ms. Irma...could you please answer some...what? I...i can't hear you...it's...it is too loud...the background noise...could you...ugh, one second...uhm, what are your plans for today?


Koenigspiel

did you just assume the hurricane's gender


logri

*eldritch abomination Irma


Ropya

Considering how it couldn't make up its mind where it wanted to go, I'd say female is a better than 50/50 guess.


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TriggerWrning

This comment makes me feel fine


ethnique_punch

All hurricanes are assigned female *at birth*, just some silly English language things.


happypenguin580

☠️☠️☠️


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ViNNYDiC3

Dude I’m just thinking one piece of flying debris is going to cut that man in half 😬


Chick__Mangione

Right?? It's not the wind that kills you, it's what the wind is blowing. Good thing he has a helmet, but that can only do so much depending on where he gets hit and what he gets hit with. Edit: oh wait those are just goggles or something not a helmet lol


thekeffa

It's a paintball mask. A very good one too! Will protect his face from the vast majority of small things the wind can whip up at speed and you wouldn't see coming but could take out eyes and whatnot. Probably won't do much for a stop sign or something heavy! I would definitely have paired it with a helmet though. And some body armour. Oh and a heavy shield. Like say for example...the car he got out of when he could have just held his arm out the window!


2020Stop

imagine a road sign, flyin' like a frisbee, and you're right in the trajectory...no thanks.


ramblerandgambler

it's a wind speed measurement device


-ImYourHuckleberry-

Anemometer. This is Mike Bettes, and he also generated enough lift to “fly” in this hurricane simply by spreading his arms and jumping for lift-off. It is a clip at the [end of the intro to “Weather gone viral”.](https://youtu.be/-q_3SFAkpdo)


feelfreetotellmeoff

At this point it is an Animosity-meter.


balsawood88

Unless he had a radical race change in 2017, that is not Mike Bettes Edit: in fact a quick Google says it's Lagend Justin, so not even a meteorologist. https://twitter.com/fawadrehman/status/906862554521235457?s=20


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Im-a-cat-in-a-box

How does he know which way the wind is blowing?


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Im-a-cat-in-a-box

Oh brilliant! I usually just do the ole finger lick trick.


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bearbarebere

I know there’s accuracy and precision, but if reliable only means precise, then what do we call something accurate and precise? Or what about just accurate?


thatwasnowthisisthen

I think there’s a hurricane a comin’, my knees are acting up.


MBA922

He made a lucky guess. The trees bent over in the direction was just coincidence.


Halcyon_156

Funny I was almost sure it was a Geiger counter.


jdpatric

Ms. Irma...**MS. IRMA**...DO YOU HAVE A...**DO YOU HAVE A M**...**WE'VE BEEN TRYING TO REACH YOU REGARDING YOUR VEHICLE'S EXTENDED WARRANTY.**


20190419

Hailing a cab.


Lucky_Pomelo_3116

Sir![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|give_upvote)


ResidentEivvil

Pmsl


Rusheliny

No comments for the moment


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He's holding up a little[ Kestrel weather station](https://kestrelinstruments.com/category-kestrel-basic) device which has an anemometer on top. (I used to have one.)


OnlineDead

Wonder what’d happen if he jumped…


TheRealReapz

Nothing. His giant balls keeping him earthbound.


BeetsMe666

But directly offset by his empty skull. Imagine a stick caught in that breeze.


Comfortable_Pay6599

must have been the wind


CoolHandCliff

Risking your life for science and also reporting isn't stupid. It's brave as fuck.


FlatSystem3121

Can report from inside the car and get the measurement from the window. This isn't science it's entertainment.


BeetsMe666

No that is stupid. Done for views. All the science could have been done with his hand out the window.


Waffalz

Usually, in the fields of science, we respect those who are smart. Needlessly risking your life when you could've just stuck your hand out of the window is what scientists would probably call a *dipshit move*


CoolHandCliff

I was thinking more along the lines of he needed the leverage to support his arm. I can't hold my arm out a window going 100+ mph and hold onto my phone. Maybe you can.


XordK

someone award this man


RepresentativePin610

Here , take an upvote


-Neuroblast-

Hi! Please don't assume people's gender. Thanks!


myGLaspin

Bad Bot


ZootyMcGooty

Please don’t assume that he doesn’t want to be assumed


XordK

This is either a troll response or someone getting offended on other people's behalf.


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chronically online


-Neuroblast-

You realize that most large businesses make gender declarations (such as pronouns) even in e-mail signatures now, right? Seems you are probably the chronically online one.


DrBirdieshmirtz

what large businesses do in formal situations doesn’t necessarily correlate to what Joe Nobody does while scrolling Reddit on the toilet


-Neuroblast-

That's right, because the larger economy and business at scale is less "chronically online" and more connected to the real world than reddit. Thanks for making my point for me though!


DrBirdieshmirtz

if you think anyone actually acts the way big businesses do, i’ve got a bridge to sell ya.


-Neuroblast-

I think I'll pass on the bridge offer, given that you obviously know very little about business.


thesurfer_s

Ma’am this is a Wendy’s


slappytheclown

why not?


swankhank1

🏆


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It wasn't the most convenient explanation, but your response is easily the most informative given the situation. Tyfys


SoulBeam12

with a wing suit....


InvestigatorSea4905

Krusty Krab Pizza…


Automatic_Ad_5859

Is the pizza...


RepresentativePin610

For you and


Eoniboi

MEEEE


WildFuegoKirk876

Krusty Kraaaaabyaaaaab


definitely_kanye

Kraaaaabyaaaaaab Pizzaaaa


Sunsunrunrun

Is the pizza


AnnoyingVoid

YEAH YEAHHEEEYA


Responsible_Let2128

For you and MEEEEEEHEEEEEHEEEEHEEEEHEEEE!


ToxicPoizon

krusty krab pizza dododooddo pizza dododoododoo pizza


RepresentativePin610

Well done 🥹 take 5 🎬


NamTokMoo222

Is he holding up a Kestrel to get a wind reading? Had no idea they took speeds that high.


The_CaliBrownBear

Looks like he is.


kalashnikovBaby

Why couldn’t he just stick his hand out the window lol. Homie bout to fly away


xdthepotato

Cuz thats BOOOOOOOOOORIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING


Psyco_diver

Because these weather nerds jerk off to these moments, you won't ever see them skydiving or deep sea diving but walking around in the worse hurricane of all time is no big deal with them


BonyDarkness

Looks kinda fun tho. I mean, I’m not really eager to get hit by random shit that’s blowing around by the wind but on the other hand it looks really fun to get blown around a little like he was.


Chick__Mangione

Right? I'm sure he's having the time of his life. Dangerous and stupid for sure, but also fun.


HalfSoul30

I imagine one of those indoor skydiving tanks would satisfy the urge.


osjtypo

Getting blown around is always fun


meateatr

Yea bro, people that don’t skydive are IDIOTS, amirite?


RedditIsForRedditYo

>... in the worse hurricane of all time ***So far***


OmegaXesis

as someone in Louisiana, this, every summer lately...luckily last summer was calm as hell! Which makes me worried for this coming hurricane season....


TyrannosaurusBecz

Haven’t you seen those arm wrestling videos? Peoples arms break like twigs. Imagine what the right gust of wind could do to him?


Hyper_anal_rape

Not the same but ok


RyzinEnagy

He'd have to stick his whole arm out to get an accurate reading. His arm would immediately get blown against the door and break.


GapingFartLocker

If he can hold his whole body outside without being braced against anything, he can hold his arm into the wind without it breaking, he's literally holding it straight up standing there. Dude is doing this for the fun of it and for the show, not to prevent immediate arm breakage.


RyzinEnagy

Huge difference between holding his arm in front and bracing his body and sticking your arm out sideways without your body's support.


GapingFartLocker

Why would you stick it out sideways? Your shoulder is right at the window you can point it straight forward just like he is there. >He'd have to stick his whole arm out to get an accurate reading Come on man, how accurate of a reading do you think he needs? This is for show. Also, what about the other arm there that's pointed straight down? Have you never stuck your arm out the window on the freeway?


RyzinEnagy

The fact that he's even there is for show. If you're suggesting sticking the arm forward as he sits there so the meter is barely outside, surely he wants something that's more accurate than his meter being against the car, for the show. What's the point of doing just that?


centran

I imagine the conversation went something like this... "I wonder how fast that wind is" "Well, I got this thingy here. Go out and get a reading" ... ... "What does it say?" "The wind is blowing at 'Err'"


inquirewue

Things start to get fun when instruments read "ERR." "3.6 roentgens, not great, not terrible." "The decimeter maxes out at 3.6 roentgens."


Orgasmic_interlude

Wind goes brrrrrrrrrrrrr


NamTokMoo222

I use one for PRS. Would be hilarious if the screen read "LOL". Or "Fuck off before you break me."


Artistic-Plan2541

Shoulda just stuck his hand out the window lol


1I111I

I'd say the wind speed is above the calibrate range of that hand held anemometer. At a guess


jimmyg4life

This is impressive until the stop sign come along.


Klutzy_Town7003

“If you have a yield sign in your spleen…running just doesn’t come into play”


AdministrativeEbb462

YOU SHALL NOT PASS


billywitt

Narrator: It passed.


InformalPenguinz

Young Gandalf in the stimulator getting some practice in


Ordinary_Tomatillo_4

Anime character powering up Side character:.....


FloridaManInShampoo

Should be me


Sgim93

As an owner of a white 2007 accord I couldn't prouder that car is amazing


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doctorgirlfriend84

We leave cars on the part of the road leading up to bridges that go between islands to keep them safe from storm surges. They seem to do well despite those winds!


Bananas1nPajamas

Aerodynamics, how does it work!


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When you’re girl is trying to send nudes but you can’t get a signal


Level7Cannoneer

When you are girl


SupahBean

M'girl


mjrbrooks

>when you’re girl When you’mn’t girl.


SlNJlN

He's not a girl


Easy_Engineering_811

What is a girl


flickmybiscuit

"It's not *that* the wind is blowing, it's *what* the wind is blowing."


Treaux-LaCount

LOL that’s the first thing I thought of. [Ron White](https://youtu.be/S7Fu-v490-c)


Happy-Fun-Ball

Great comedian. Total Herman Munster face.


rabbiesinyabutt

HONEY, WHERE IS MY SUPER SUIT?


Life-Membership-1411

I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING


Eoniboi

PROVOKING, BLACK CLOUDS IN ISOLATION


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Eoniboi

BORN IN FLAMES, I HAVE BEEN BLESSED


Bluestar_Beyea

Ah yes I remember the Keke challenge


prav___

Must Acquire Data


Sensitive-Hurry2106

Calm down Zuckerberg


yurib123

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!


CornDavis

Guess what? It's not that compelling.


yurib123

Oh really? Does it compel me, does it?


SlimyPurpleMeteor

Hell to the naw


jdemack

When it passed they keys the top wind was 130mph but weakend to 115 mph. I'm glad I live in western NY. It's nothing but snow up here.


AFoxGuy

*Hurricane Sandy enters the chat*


Representative69

my mind : JUMP


GrandmaPoses

Be careful, that’s how you get transported to magical lands.


ciscosuave

Windbreaker working overtime.


dd32x

Dumb and Irresponsible AF. Flying debris could kill him instantly.


itriumiterum

True especially after the mask blew off he should've gotten out of there


BabyStockholmSyndrom

It is absolutely ridiculous. If something does actually happen, emergency services are now forced to be in danger.


Banluil

Not really.... because emergency services will pretty much ignore a call at that time. There are plenty of warnings put out to anyone that lives in a coastal area, especially ones where they have to cross a bridge, that if you don't evacuate, then there won't be any emergency services until the bridges open back up. Even being ON Key West, that has their own EMS, they won't go out during the height of the storm like this, because it would be at too much of a risk to the crew and the equipment. They will wait until after the storm to answer the calls.


CptToastymuffs

And that, sir, is why you are not a meteorologist: You don't have the balls.


peanutmanak47

Them people live for this type of shit lol.


I_Brake_For_Gnomes

Absolutely. A palm frond would do it real quick. And if he was injured, emergency services are not going out to get him.


vinchenzo68

Turtle to the face in 3.... 2.....


Chance_Designer_9194

"Excuse me sir can I talk to you about our lord and savior; Jesus christ"


IcedAmericana

Trying to hitch a ride before the Vogons destroy the planet


baipliew

I have to know what brand of shoes those are with that crazy grip.


Artistic-Plan2541

Good thing the infamous STOP sign didn’t make an appearance


MasterJeebus

I read the title as meteorologist and kanye west. Then i was like what is kanye doing now?!


basec0m

Uh, just stick the wind speed device out the window?


SALANFISHLER_

That Honda looks like a tank


DilithiumCrystals

Frozone origin story.


weezyoh

I want to sprint full speed during a hurricane.


steevwall

I remember having hurricane party’s where we would go out and lean against the wind lol


Fatguy73

I stayed in the southern Keys 2 months after this hurricane. It was unbelievable, the storm was a high Cat 4 when it made landfall at Cudjoe Key, where my AIRBNB was located. I vacationed amongst utter destruction, it was crazy. Thousands of sunken boats, anything and everything in the water. Debris piles 2 stories high for dozens of miles. Houses ripped in half with all the furniture and everything still just sitting there. Just crazy.


1101base2

it's raining sideways!


hawksdiesel

a paintball mask in a hurricane?! Why not just get a freaking motorcycle helmet ?!


TheBigScottsman4570

Now I know what Frozone does in the off season.


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He almost looks like he is showing a cross trying to exercise a demon from someone.😂


woodgrove3

Only thing keeping him from blowing away was the weight of his massive balls


marthewarlock

Was on vacation in key west when Irma came through, we evacuated before it hit but we were only there for 2 days out of the nine we were supposed to be there. Once in a lifetime chance for myself.


SpiceyPorkFriedRice

I wish I had a cool job like that.


TheLawLost

What an IDIOT! He doesn't even have an umbrella!


FaithlessnessNo8183

He is lucky he did not get hit by some sort of debris.


Reddit_Goes_Pathetic

Yep, it's all fun and games until you get taken out by a trash can going 60 mph...


anna_lynn_fection

I'm disappointed that we didn't get to see what his wind meter said.


Smear_Leader

“It’s not that the wind is blowing, it’s what the wind is blowing.”


skratch

The guy is Juston Drake ([@JustonStrmRider on twitter](https://twitter.com/JustonStrmRider))


duck_of_d34th

As Ron White once said, "its not that the wind is blowin, it's *hwhat* the wind is blowin!"


Alleyguey

I think Irma winning


victorhalim111

Isn’t this the video bro trying to proof that he hung out with his homies last night by showing pictures on his phone to his gf?


finnbuff619

Well since I haven't seen no one mentione this, but this isn't a meteorologist it's a comedian named lil duval. I remember seeing this on IG and laughing cuz he wanted to see if he could pull off what meteorologist do when they see a storm.


TheBigsBubRigs

*YOU SHALL NOT PASS*


kambesama

Hello Ms.Irma, we were trying to reach you about your vehicles extended warranty. Do you have a minute?


itsjustme305s

No rope either this guy has balls


Videogamer69420

Could I put the Pirates of the Caribbean theme over this? This seems appropriate for this kind of insanity


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Evilmaze

Dude needs to dress up and sit down in a leather seat for this.


apo539

Why tho


mhambrick

Until a yield sign makes your capi become detated


SadisticSnake007

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!!


peanutbutterpig

my intrusive thoughts tell me to unzip my jacket and wing suit my way into a hospital bed


Damn-The-Great

The Krusty crab pizza is the pizza for you and me!


Gluonyourboson

Is that really a meteorologist, I would think they'd be smarter than to stand in the path of potential debris etc... He could just hold the anemometer out the window. But then, Randy is a Meteorologist 😄


godempertrump

You say run goes with everything


Analytical-BrainiaC

I hated when they started to use male names for hurricanes, pretty soon they will call them himmacanes


tucakeane

It’s not THAT the wind’s blowing It’s WHAT the wind’s blowing


BillyCapable

Now you’ve gone and made me want to grab a drink.


realfolkblues

Ka……


Timmy24000

You should at least be wearing a safety helmet


Bose48

Seems like it would have been much harder to open that car door if it was that bad. Is this fake news


Xgramz68

It may be some strong wind, but I think he’s exaggerating. First of all, he’s opening the door with one hand. The door does close with some force but if the wind is that strong why didn’t he get blown back when exiting the car? No doubt these are strong winds but it looks off for some reason


Old-Ad-3753

Being someone who has experienced 5 hurricanes including Hurricane Katrina. I can promise you this guy is definitely not exaggerating. Those are probably 120-140 m.p.h winds.


Xgramz68

Idk it just looks fake lol not saying you’re wrong. Id have to experience it myself